Chapter 212: The Shang Prince! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
Shang Wang?
It can't be the prince who received it, right?
Li Yu hurriedly got up and hurried to the warehouse, for fear that this merchant king, who was responsible for the story of changing the title of god, would have trouble with Lao Guan...... However, among the three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang, isn't Zhang Fei the most impulsive? Why did you change people today?
Zhang Fei ran in front and said indignantly:
"That stupid big man came up and called the second brother a little dwarf, which made the second brother angry, and my eldest brother and I couldn't hold it at all."
If you want to say that Zhang Fei or Liu Bei is like this, maybe it's nothing.
Zhang Fei has recently learned from Lu Bu that he is faceless and skinless, if you want to say that he is short, this guy will say that he doesn't want to be like a fool and will only run up.
And Liu Bei will also laugh it off, not caring about other people's personal attacks on him.
Of course, if you want to say Zhang Fei Guan Yu in front of him, Uncle Liu Huang will immediately let you know that there are several ways to write Zhaolie's fierce characters.
As for Lao Guan, it's different, he's too proud, he will go berserk if he attacks him directly...... However, Lao Guan is more than two meters tall, what qualifications does Zi Shou have to say that he is a dwarf?
Li Yuzheng was puzzled, and suddenly thought of the description of the Shang prince in "Romance of the Gods":
"He is six feet tall, with his hair scattered, holding Tiege, shouting loudly, mighty and domineering, like a god descending from heaven."
Damn, if you count according to Lu Bu's height, this guy can't be three meters, six or seven?
Is it still human to be so tall?
When he came to the warehouse, Li Yu saw Guan Yu fighting with a strong man, the two should have been fighting for a while, at this time their clothes were torn, bare-chested, and their muscles were like marble sculptures.
This is the Shang prince?
It looks like he is only two meters and four years old, although he is indeed very tall, even taller than Lu Bu, but it is far from reaching the level of non-human beings like one zhang six.
So, bragging in the original book?
Should I say it or not, Guan Erye is still awesome, plus he has recently learned a lot of kung fu from Wu Song, and he has actually fought back and forth with King Xuan.
Although the king is tall and strong, he is obviously not adapted to the environment here, and he can't let go of it while he observes his surroundings while fighting.
If this fight continues, Lao Guan should be able to gain the upper hand.
"Stop, stop fighting!"
Li Yu first asked the two of them to stop, and then asked the tall, muscular hunk:
"Is it a child?"
This man was less than thirty years old, with a strong body and a very handsome appearance, and when he heard Li Yu mention his name, he immediately stopped and said proudly:
"Knowing the name of Lonely, why don't you kneel down and salute?"
Hearing this, Li Yu waved his hand at Lao Guan:
"Go ahead!"
Zhang Fei came over with a look of surprise and asked in a crepe manner:
"Sir, I see that this man is as big as an ox, his body is vigorous, the second brother is a little tired, and after a long time, I am afraid that something is wrong......"
Li Yu didn't understand too much:
"There are no outsiders here, Yide, you might as well make your words clearer."
"I just want to ask, can I beat him with my second brother? I couldn't beat the boy in Bingzhou, and I finally met a big man who was taller than him, and I had to punch a few punches to have a good time. ”
Good guy, you've been dragging for half an astronomy just because you want to fight.
Li Yu waved his hand:
"Yes, let's go together!"
Zhang Fei: "!!!!!!! ”
I'll just say that Mr. is more handsome today than ever!
He didn't dare to start before, because he was worried that it would be difficult for the guests of the homestay to be broken, but since Mr. Li, the owner of the homestay, has spoken, what are you waiting for?
Zhang Sanye rushed over with a snort, jumped over, waved a fist the size of a sandbag, and smashed it on Zishou's face.
It's a pity that the stupid big man in Bingzhou is not there, and neither is Wu Erlang, who is good at fist and foot kung fu, otherwise, everyone will work together to definitely clean up this stupid big man.
Although Zishou suffered from the enemy on his belly and back, he was not afraid:
"No matter who you are, if you commit such a crime, this king will surely kill you all together!"
My day, I actually still talk ruthlessly, believe it or not, I will call Lu Bu over now, let you feel the beating of the king of Sanying?
Liu Bei watched the two brothers fight very happily, for fear that they would really fight a good fight, so he walked quickly towards Li Yu:
"Mr. Li, this person is the prince of Xu?"
"Yes, the king of the gods in the Romance of the Gods, it is written in the book that he is six feet tall, but I didn't expect it to be an exaggeration."
Liu Bei has just learned about the popular science information of the oracle bone inscription, and he is very clear about the size of the Shang Dynasty:
It is said that in the Shang Dynasty, one foot was between fifteen centimeters and seventeen centimeters, and ordinary people were more than one zhang tall, so they had the title of a husband of one zhang, that is, a husband...... The son is six feet tall, but it is not an exaggeration. ”
One zhang and six feet seems to be the standard size of adults in the god world, Nezha, Jieyin, the four saints of Kowloon Island, Zheng Lun and other god characters are all one zhang and six feet tall.
Seeing that Li Yu had no sign of shouting to stop, Liu Bei couldn't help but remind:
"Mr. Li, although Zishou is cruel and unreasonable, he is the head of a country after all, so he beats him so violently, is it not in line with etiquette?"
He knew that he was going to open the world of gods, and he also knew that this guy was related to a big plan between Niangniang and Li Yu, for fear that he would be broken.
Li Yu smiled and said:
"Don't worry, if you can't die, even if you have one breath left, Zishou will still be alive when she returns to the world of gods...... He has Ziwei True Qi to protect his body, and even the saints can't hurt him in the slightest, since we can beat him in the real world, we have to vent our anger for the saints. ”
Well, when I go to the scenic spot with a blue nose and swollen face, Niangniang will not be angry, otherwise this guy's act of inscribed poetry, even if she knows that it is framed by heaven, Niangniang may not be able to swallow this breath, and she can't wait to beat him again.
Finally, Zishou couldn't bear it anymore:
"Thou shalt stop here, this king...... This king may pardon you ......"
He took a breath, and although he didn't beat the two lightly, he himself was a little in pain...... I've never felt pain before, so I didn't know it would be so uncomfortable.
Got the picture?
Yes, that's a good start.
Although Zhang Fei's face and shoulders were swollen, and his body was blue and purple, he liked the feeling of punching to the flesh, especially Zishou's huge body, which made him feel like he was beating Lu Bu.
"Quickly say that you are Lu Bu of Bingzhou, and I won't beat you after I finish speaking."
Zishou groaned for a moment:
"Where is the state? Who is Lu Bu? ”
"If you want to say it, you can say it, what is so much nonsense?"
Seeing that Zhang Fei clenched his sandbag-sized fist again, Zishou was too lazy to fight again, waved his hand and said:
"Okay...... I am and Lu Bu! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Fei became even more excited, jumped up and raised his fist to give Zishou a panda eye:
"Your name is Lu Bu!"
After the fight, Zhang Fei jumped up and down happily:
"Damn, I finally got out of this bad breath, although I know it's fake, but it's just painful ......"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly found that Lu Bu was sitting on the electric five-wheel with great interest, crossing Erlang's legs, and he didn't know how long he had been watching.
"Damn, you dog thing came and didn't help, didn't you see grandpa I was beaten?"
Lu Bu got out of the car and walked over, first looked at the injuries on Lao Guan's body, and then looked at Zhang Fei, his mouth kept chatting:
"Obediently, can the two of them fight like this together? Who is he? It's taller than me. ”
Liu Bei hurriedly introduced:
"This is the Shang Prince, that is, the King of Zhou, is Mr. Li's important force in correcting the world of gods, you don't have to ......"
Before he finished speaking, Lu Bu kicked Zishou with a flying kick, and couldn't help but clench his fists and fight, not only beating Zishou a little stunned, but even Liu Guanzhang was a little dumbfounded.
What's the situation?
Why did this guy suddenly eat dynamite when he heard the name of the king?
Liu Bei took out his mobile phone, checked the resume of the king of Xu, and found that he had not had a bad relationship with the ancestor surnamed Lu, nor had he been a disaster and merged with the state boundary.
Only Li Yu knew that Lu Feng was first angry with his mother.
Well, although he only said verbally, he would give some pointers when he had a chance, but Lu Bu had already regarded himself as Niangniang's apprentice in his heart.
This person dares to humiliate Master, and he must not bear it!
Although Zishou was afraid of pain, he was not afraid of Lu Bu when he really fought, and soon, Lu Fengxian was also a little bit of a lottery, but fortunately, everyone was fighting with fists and feet, and there was no copying of the guy, and the injury was not serious.
Finally, when this round ended, Lu Bu tore off the torn robe on his body and said to Zishou:
"Nuwa Gongshang Xiang give me some respect, no matter how special I am, I will let you sit in a wheelchair for the rest of your life!"
Sub-recipient: ???????
What are you talking about?
What are you all doing?
What the hell is this place?
Li Yu saw that this guy was willing to communicate, so he asked:
"Zishou, how many years have you been on the throne?"
"Five years...... Where is this? Who are you? ”
Five years? In the original book, it is written that King Su only went to the incense on the Nuwa Palace in seven years, and there are two more years, there is a lot of time, and there are many things that can be laid out.
Liu Bei walked over, picked up the clothes on the ground and handed them to Zishou:
"This is the real world, you take a break and wash your face first, and I'll explain to you the world in the book and the real world later, and also tell you your future story."
With Uncle Liu Huang here, it saved Li Yu a lot of trouble.
Seeing that Zi Shou was too big and his clothes were different from modern people, he said to Zhang Fei:
"Go to the restaurant and serve him something to eat, let's eat here, I'll go find the Hanfu custom-made by Brother Fengxian, and bring him a set first...... Lao Guan, wash your face and get ready for dinner. ”
Now that you've had enough, let's move on to the next step.
Everyone got up and was busy, and not long after, Zishou changed into a new set of Hanfu and ate the fritters and buns brought by Zhang Fei for breakfast, and kept praising the deliciousness.
The rice of the Shang Dynasty was all kinds of porridge-like mush, and I suddenly ate fried dough sticks and buns, which I really felt very novel.
He listened to Liu Bei's lecture while eating, and after showing off a large basket of fried buns and a small pot of chestnut pumpkin porridge, he finally figured out his identity:
"So, I'm a character in the book, and I'm still tyrannical and evil? Where is the person who wrote the book, I must give him the highest respect - kill him personally! ”
Lu Bu smiled:
"The person who wrote the book was in the Ming Dynasty, named Xu Zhonglin, who seemed to be a down-and-out Taoist priest and had not entered the Taoist register, so in the book, he had both praise for freedom and a desire for compilation, and he was very entangled."
Next, everyone told Zishou about the entire ancient history, and also talked about the Xiqi Varshang.
Anyway, it's already scared, so you might as well make the fright more violent.
After some brainstorming, the battered sub-victim slapped the table heavily:
"All fates are calculated, so how can I save myself? When I go back this time, I will kill the entire Xiqi Ji clan, no matter how old or young, I will not let go! ”
Liu Bei immediately waved his hand and said:
"That's the next step! You have to remember one thing, you must make a lot of friends and a few enemies, so that you can have hope of turning the tables. ”
In "The Romance of the Gods", the strength of the Yin Shang side is strong, and even Kong Xuan, the first person under the sage, is also in his own phalanx, in addition to Taishi Wen Zhong, the four generals of the demon family, etc., as long as you don't make any unwise moves, and you can attract talents, what will Xiqi fight?
Zishou's mind is still in the stage of killing and killing:
"Then I killed Jiang Ziya?"
Lu Bu hated iron and said:
"What are you killing him for? Anyway, Jiang Ziya will go to Chaoge to find you first, and when the time comes, he will directly worship him as the prime minister, fully support the cause of the gods, and by the way, recognize him as the father...... Take Ji Fa's way, so that Ji Fa has no way out! ”
Has Lao Jia instilled any ideas in Lu Bu recently...... Li Yu felt that Lu Bu was becoming more and more like a dog-headed military advisor, well, if you don't obey, you will blow up the dog-headed kind.
Zhang Fei also came up with an idea:
"Check Nezha's date of birth, take Li Jing and his wife to Chaoge in advance, as soon as Nezha is born, you will accept him as a righteous son, give him affection and love, little Nezha is definitely a fierce general under you!"
At first glance, you will think that Nezha's skills are taught by Taiyi Zhenren, but in fact, they are the spirit beads around Nuwa, and they are born with their own halos.
Even if he doesn't teach anything, little Nezha will still fly into the sky and be omnipotent.
In fact, if it weren't for Taiyi Zhenren to get in the way, the relationship between Nezha and Li Jing would not have reached that point.
Guan Yu hates She Chen more:
"Fei Zhong and You Hun slander and flattery, which is really a scourge in the court, it is recommended to be marginalized by an idle position, listen to Shang Rong's opinions, don't bring Su Daji into the palace, don't spoil the relationship with the Jiang family."
Soon, one after another overturned opinions came like snowflakes, and I listened to it for a while:
"Why is it all a ploy? Didn't you slaughter it directly? ”
Damn, I'm more honest than in the original book...... lv bu says:
"You will listen to whatever we say, don't force Lai Lai, if we don't obey, we will support Xiqi, maybe we can recognize a godson."
Zishou rubbed his face and said with some distress:
"Even if I work hard, don't harm the courtiers, don't be extravagant, won't I have only thirty years left? Destiny cannot be violated, what should I do? ”
Liu Bei smiled, as if Kong Ming was possessed:
"We have mastered the way to change our destiny against the sky, and even the destiny can be changed at the same time...... Even if the number of qi can't be increased, you can just change the country name at that time. After changing the name of the country, divide the world into Kyushu ......"
Speaking of the rise, Li Yu also came to inspiration:
"Xuande, you might as well make the pattern bigger, with our help, it would be good to change it directly to the imperial system, the Zhou Dynasty's feudal system made the Son of Heaven starve to death, and the second half is like a puppet, there is no need to toss anymore."
These words made Liu Bei's eyes light up:
"Yes, you can do that...... Don't be decadent, let's go, it's time to worship my mother. ”
Today's weather is not very good, it has been raining, there are not many tourists in the scenic spot, and it is suitable to take the child to see the mother.
This guy's big guy will definitely be watched when there are many tourists.
Walking out of the door, Zishou twisted his face and looked at the huge warehouse, and his mouth was amazed:
"If this thing is moved to Chaoge, I will definitely treat it as a palace, and I will be congratulated here from all directions!"
Good fellow, you're really chic in this pursuit...... Li Yu led everyone to the B&B to get an umbrella first, measured the length of his feet by the way, and turned around to order a few pairs of shoes for him.
After all, I will be a part of the B&B in the future, and I can't talk about the ability for the time being, at least I can't lose the face of the B&B in terms of styling.
Zishou looked at everything around him and felt that everything was new.
When he came to Longwang Village, he saw Zhao Dahu's pickup truck, and couldn't help but jump into the car body, his eyes full of desire to see new toys.
Looking at his performance, Mu Guiying's penultimate place can't be kept.
As soon as he entered the 500-meter range of the statue of Nuwa, Niangniang's voice sounded in his mind:
"Finally opened the world of the gods...... What's going on on his face? Why is your nose blue and your face swollen? ”
Li Yu took the opportunity to give Lu Bu two beautiful words:
"When Brother Fengxian heard that Zi was coming, he couldn't help but say that he had a fight with him, and warned him to go to Nuwa Palace to show respect, and if there is any disrespect, he will be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life."
"This big guy is pretty good at getting a good impression...... That's the word favorability, right? ”
Good fellow, you learn everything!
When he came to the statue of Nuwa, Zishou put down his umbrella, looked up, quickly lowered his head, and bowed respectfully.
But just after two bows, this guy suddenly held his head, howled and fell to the ground, and rolled several times in a row, which lasted for several minutes before calming down.
"Niangniang, what are you doing here?"
"Implant a mental suggestion...... Don't you want to implant too? Why don't I try it? ”
Looking at Zishou's miserable appearance, Li Yu realized that the so-called implantation psychological hint of Niangniang was a physical implant.
He hurriedly excused himself and said:
"No, I think it's good now."
The mother laughed:
"Aren't you afraid of haunted houses?"
"People have to be in awe, and as long as I don't go to the haunted house, it's okay to be afraid."
Lu Bu pulled his son up and asked in a low voice:
"What's the situation?"
Zishou leaned on the handle of the umbrella and patted his chest with palpitations:
"I saw something terrible...... I can't say the specifics, but I'm scary when I think about it. ”
Niangniang then said to Li Yu:
"When you leave, bring him some real-world clay and let Huang Feihu personally send it to Nuwa Palace outside Chaoge City."
"Okay mother, I'll start digging when I get back."
Everyone left together, passing by a snack bar selling fried chicken, Liu Bei took out his mobile phone to scan the code to pay, and bought some chicken rice flowers, chicken fillets, chicken wings and other delicacies for everyone.
"Yo, why is this guy so tall?"
The owner of the snack bar was startled when he saw Zishou's size.
Li Yumian did not change his color:
"I came to do a show, but it didn't happen to rain in time."
After buying the food, everyone returned to the B&B and continued to teach Zishou a lesson, so that he could have a general understanding of the story of the gods, and then find a way to transform it little by little.
The world of gods is almost entirely filled with gods and demons, which can be used to liberate productivity.
For example, let the Sword Immortal and the Wood Spirit Immortal plough the land, let the Fire Spirit Immortal Jin Lingxian refine steel and cement, and let the Water Spirit Immortal and the Earth Spirit Immortal build water conservancy...... As long as they are willing to excavate, every cultivator can find the right way to use it.
Zishou kept gasping, never thought that the people of the future would have so many ghost ideas.
When they got to know each other, Li Yu and Lu Bu carried shovels, dug up a bag of clay near the warehouse and handed it to Zishou, and instructed him to send Huang Feihu to Nuwa Palace outside the city, and then saw him go back through the back door.
Sending off the king of Zhou, Li Yu and Lu Bu chatted while scrolling through the circle of friends, and suddenly saw Zhou Ruotong's dynamics:
"Whoever has the information at the end of Yin Shang sent me a copy, thank you!"
The end of the Yin Shang period?
Isn't this the time of the Son?
He sent a message directly to Professor Zhou:
"What do you need information about the end of the Yin Shang period? I can help you keep an eye on ......"
(End of chapter)