Chapter 216: Calculation and Accuracy! 【Ask for a commuter pass】

"If you're short of money, I can lend you some."

Zhou Ruotong looked Li Yu up and down, and found that this stinky guy's mind was really unpredictable, and before he could say where the information came from, he actually started the idea of cracking the oracle bone inscription again.

Do you really think that when you point to an oracle bone and say the pronunciation, people will pay money on the spot?

This requires writing one, or even several, very rigorous papers, and having national experts repeatedly review and verify that the pronunciation is correct and that there is something to be said.

Since the call was sent out in 2016, the Museum of Writing has cracked less than five oracle bone inscriptions.

Is it because people don't want to make this money?

No, it's too difficult, people who can earn this money can't look at the 100,000 yuan at all, and those who want to earn this money have no clue at all.

The wool in the museum is really not so easy to get...... Li Yu didn't expect it to be so troublesome, he asked:

"If I tell you all the readings and interpretations of the oracle bones, how long will it take you to get the money?"

You're pretty persistent...... 周若桐 says:

"Even if I knew everything, there were thousands of words in the oracle bone inscription, and each word would take years to verify, and many people would question it, and it would need to be explained and discussed over and over again...... Nowadays, many experts in the academic circle make it difficult for them to come up with results, but the kung fu of finding faults and stumbling blocks is very good. ”

When Li Yu heard this, he completely died of the heart of earning extra money:

"Forget it, then I won't worry about this stubble."

Zhou Ruotong smiled lightly:

"You seem to be very determined...... Then you can translate the words on this picture for me. ”

She casually held a few oracle bone pictures and handed them to Li Yu, wanting to hear what the stinky cat had to say.

Li Yu saw the inscription of Simu Wuding, and imitated the tone of the expert professor and said:

"This is called Si Wu Fei Ding, the traditional reading is wrong, Si is a special meaning, specifically to pay tribute to the Wu Fei Ding, do not read the word, do not read the mother."

Zhou Ruotong: ?????????

Have countless experts been mistaken over the years?

She stared at this stinky guy full of mysteries with interest, and stared at Li Yu to the point of hair:

"Don't try to use beauty tricks on me, I won't say anything."

"It's a beautiful idea!"

Zhou Da Mei glanced at the stinky cat, and didn't ask about Oracle again, but talked about lunch:

"There is a new Cantonese tea restaurant nearby, let's go there at noon, I'm in for a treat, thank you for providing me with information...... Rest assured, I will abide by the agreement between us and will not reveal half a word. ”

Since it's the secret of the stinky cat, don't ask and don't embarrass him.

Hearing the words "I'm in for a treat", Li Yu immediately became interested:

"Since you sincerely invited, then Master Ben will reluctantly give you a chance to perform......

He wanted to say a few more words, but he noticed that someone's eyes were a little more murderous, so he quickly picked up the Rubik's Cube on the table and started to compete, not giving Professor Zhou a chance to get mad.

Bad guy, sooner or later I'll be by you...... Zhou Ruotong picked up the information, looked at it carefully, and when he encountered a puzzled question, he also called an expert in this area, and asked side by side.

It wasn't until noon that her busyness came to an end.

"Stop torturing my Rubik's Cube, let's go, let's eat!"

After Li Yu's tossing, the Rubik's Cube was messed up into a QR code again, and Zhou Ruotong couldn't help but want to laugh, it was really not easy to make such a mess.

It's finally time to eat...... Li Yu put down the Rubik's Cube, waited for Zhou Ruotong to stuff the materials back into the file bag, and walked out of the office with it.

This information is too precious, and she plans to send it home first, so that no one will come to the office to find something and dig it out.

The two went downstairs, and Li Yu drove Zhou Ruotong back to the Guanlan Mingshu Community first, and then went straight to the newly opened Cantonese tea restaurant.

After sitting down, Zhou Ruotong was busy chatting with his fourth uncle Zhou Binghou, and directly handed the menu to Li Yu:

"You have some, if it's delicious, I'll charge the card later, and you can settle the bill later."

Obediently, I've been picking up what I like to hear today, aren't you afraid of my pride?

Li Yu ordered pork ribs, phoenix feet, roasted wheat, lotus leaf chicken, durian crisp, shrimp dumplings, money belly, crispy roast pork, dry fried beef river and other delicacies, and ordered a pot of Luo Han Guo.

Waiting for the dish to come up, Zhou Ruotong put away his mobile phone and tasted the pork ribs with soy sauce:

"It feels okay, it's better than expected...... My fourth uncle said that he would come to the B&B to play if he was not busy, and you would leave me a suite in advance. ”

"No problem, Professor Zhou's elders are welcome to come to the B&B at any time."

For this guy's stinky poverty, Zhou Ruotong is already immune:

"I'm not busy teaching me to recognize oracle bones, I know a lot of words, since you understand, I'll learn from you...... Do I have to pay tuition? ”

"No, just think of it as a payment for my confidentiality."

Li Yu waved his hand very generously, as if he had made a big concession, and the hateful expression made Zhou Ruotong couldn't help but kick him under the table.

After the meal, Li Yu packed the unfinished refreshments, and packed all the delicacies in the store, and then went to the front desk.

Well, since someone has a treat, you have to bring some to try it to the people at the homestay to see if you like Cantonese refreshments.

Zhou Ruotong made a membership card, filled it with 10,000 yuan, and then handed the card to Li Yu:

"You can take it, and come over next time you want to eat it."

I like the way Professor Zhou gave the card, it's beautiful and sassy!

Driving to the archaeological team, Li Yumu sent the long-legged beauty upstairs, then turned the car around and returned to the homestay.

Before I got to the gate, I saw Diao Chan sitting outside the door, holding her cheeks with both hands, as cute as she wanted.

When Li Yu parked the car, the girl couldn't wait to come over:

"Sister Zhou said you packed a lot of delicious food, can I taste it?"

"Of course you can, it's for you."

Li Yu opened the car door, brought out all the food, came to the restaurant with her, and opened all these delicacies, who knew that the little girl only liked sweets such as durian crisp, and was not interested in chicken feet and pork ribs.

Just when Li Yu was about to shake people, Lu Bu led Zishou into the restaurant:

"Brother Xian, Zishou said that he hadn't eaten yet...... So many delicious foods, huh? ”

Diao Chan saw that Lu Bu and the legendary King Xuan were coming, took the lunch box, clipped some casually, and went to the living room to chat with Xiuhe Xiaoju and them.

When this girl leaves, Lu Bu and Zishou will be much more casual, and the two of them don't use chopsticks, so they can eat directly.

Li Yu was worried that these two goods would be showed off, so he deliberately chose some dim sum and took them to the warehouse for Liu Guanzhang to taste.

After he left, Zishou asked in a low voice:

"Who is that woman?"

Lu Bu said in a serious way:

"It's my second lady Li Xiandi, the next time you see it, just call the second wife."

Zi was bitten off most of the barbecued pork bun:

"Second master? And the master mother can't be? ”

"Of course, the master's mother is cold, only angry with Li Xiandi, and occasionally coquettish...... It's a pity that I'm not one of those Rausch poets, otherwise I would have written poems in praise of these lovers. ”

Zishou listened to it ignorantly:

"But Uncle Liu told me that monogamy is popular in the real world."

Lu Bu opened a lotus leaf chicken and asked with hatred:

"How many wives do you have?"

"Three ......"

"How many wives do you guess Xuande? Five! ”

Seeing the shock in Zishou's eyes, Lu Bu nodded with satisfaction:

"Don't you think it's ridiculous that a person who has begged five wives actually tells you about monogamy? To give you a thorough explanation, all the people who come to the B&B need to give me a beautiful woman Li Xiandi, this is the rule, don't forget. ”

Zishou: "......"

Why do I have the feeling that you're going around in circles just to say that?

The two of them ate the rest of the refreshments cleanly, if it wasn't for Lu Bu to stop them, Zishou almost showed off the lotus leaves outside the lotus leaf chicken.

After eating and drinking, the two packed up the packing box and threw it in the trash, and walked back to the warehouse.

Zishou saw that there were more than a dozen cars full of miscellaneous items in the warehouse, and looked at them curiously, then took out a spear from it, tried the edge, and praised:

"They are all divine soldiers that have not been encountered in a hundred years, whose item is this?"

Liu Bei, who was reading a book, raised his head and replied:

"Marshal Yue's. What does Zishou think of these weapons? ”

For an emperor who used bronze weapons all year round, it was natural to like it, especially steel weapons, which were comparable to immortal divine weapons in the Shang Dynasty.

Lu Bu was also studying the contents of these cars, and the generous pair was promised:

"If you like, I'll bring you some of the weapons that the state army has eliminated...... But now you are singing and dancing, there is no war, and you basically don't need any weapons. ”

The turning point of the world of the gods was two years later, when the incense of the Nuwa Palace was impartial.

Before this, Zishou has always been the performance of Mingjun, since the wind blew when the incense was struck, he began to become mediocre and tyrannical step by step, and all kinds of big deaths, and it took 28 years to completely play.

"If we can replace it with new weapons, our Dashang army will be even more invincible and invincible!"

Zishou saluted Lu Bu, and saw that he was pulling one of the cars, so he hurriedly walked over to help, only to find that the car was full of pots and pans, especially iron pots, and there were cracks.

鲁布啧啧 says:

"Bandits are bandits, and a good iron pot can make such a bear, and it is also a talent...... By the way, Zishou, have you started using the iron pot I prepared for you last time? ”

Two days ago, Li Yu went to order a large iron pot for the Bingzhou Army, and by the way, he bought some small pots and gave Zishou more than a dozen, so that he could enter the Iron Age in advance.

"Before they were used, they were taken away by the Taishiquan, saying that those pots could make excellent weapons, and it was too wasteful to use them for cooking......"

As soon as the iron pot was taken to the world of the gods, before the king of the children's shoes could be loaded with a wave, Taishi Wenzhong came, checked it, confiscated all of them, and prepared to melt them into weapons.

Compared with bronze, iron is significantly higher in terms of sharpness and durability.

Hearing this, Lu Bu remembered that he had just brought back the toilet paper, and Jia Xu's reaction was very similar to that of Taishi Wenzhong, who felt that it was a waste and could not be used.

But now, Lao Jia has never lacked toilet paper in his pocket cloth bag, and after getting used to modern civilized life, it is difficult to adapt to the toilet chip.

While chatting, Li Yu walked in.

Zishou remembered the matter, and hurriedly walked over and bowed down to ask:

"Sir, my wife, Empress Jiang, had a feeling in her heart last night, and wanted to take the two children to Nuwa Palace to visit, but I don't know if this is a hint from heaven or a hint from Niangniang, so I came to ask."

Going to Nuwa Palace?

I really have to ask about this.

With this question, Li Yu walked to the scenic spot, asked for a hint that it was Niangniang, and was about to go back to tell Zishou, Niangniang suddenly reminded:

"Zishou frequently goes in and out of the real world, Yuan Shi and the others may have noticed it, if there are strange things in the items sent by Zishou, remember to bring them over for me to check, so as not to mix up with those saints."

Mixed up?

Li Yu is not worried about this:

"What can they do if they mess around? At most, they can talk for a day, but they may not be able to scold me, and the real society must have their gods...... I think you can take the initiative to reveal this secret and see if you are fooled. ”

If Zhun Ti sent a part of his body over with a slash, then his realm would be somewhat damaged, and the difficulty of the siege would naturally be reduced a lot.

As for bringing things over, just destroy them in the living room.

No matter what material, if you operate it in front of Uncle Pangu, you can definitely destroy it completely.

Even if he can't, he can be thrown into the sewer and washed away, unless he can treat the septic tank as his own god, otherwise he can't get in touch with the real world until he reaches the channel.

Of course, as far as Zhun Ti's suspicious personality is concerned, there is a high probability that he will not believe this set.

Nuwa was speechless and said:

"Stinky boy, where did you get so many weird brains? If I can get a part of Zhun Ti's body, I will directly extract a part of the negative emotions from the Ah Nose Hell and wrap it in refining, which is better than your method. ”

Li Yu slapped his thigh:

"That's a good idea, I think we can try it."

Niangniang's words may not be believed, but if Zishou has these in his memory, Zhun Ti will definitely try to give it a try.

Well, find an opportunity to let everyone talk about this topic intentionally, and then tell Zishou about the sage's approach to the real world, and let him keep it strictly secret to deepen his impression.

When the story of the gods officially begins, his memory is estimated to be turned over by the saint several times a day, in case Zhun Ti is interested in the real world, won't the opportunity come!

Hmph, as long as the body of Zhun Ti is in hand, you can open up your brain hole and play it to your heart's content.

Nuwa sighed faintly:

"You have no magic power, I thought you would be very scared in the face of the saint, but I didn't expect to dare to take the initiative to calculate...... Since you're interested, just play as you like, and I'll clean up the mess for you, no matter what the mess is. ”

Well?

Old mother, it's not right for you to spoil your child so much!

But if you spoil me...... That's fine, please step up!

The mother and son discussed the plan of calculation, and Li Yu returned to the homestay, and did not forget to buy a few strings of rock sugar gourds with different flavors for Diao Chan on the way.

Back at the B&B and taking the food to the little girl, Li Yu came to the warehouse and said to Zishou:

"You can go, it's the mother's arrangement...... If you have something similar in the future, you can come and ask me, don't feel troublesome. ”

"Students take orders!"

Watching the giant-like King of the Rings salute himself, Li Yu was somewhat unaccustomed to it.

Seeing that Lu Bu couldn't let go of the objects that Yue Fei had pulled, he couldn't help but laugh and said:

"Why are you the same as Gui Ying? Do you want to pull anything? ”

Lu Bu smiled:

"I'm just curious about what the bandits of the Song Dynasty have...... What's for dinner tonight? I don't think Zishou has any intention of leaving, so I won't go back, and I'll stay with you in pain. ”

Are you afraid of being forced to learn by Lao Jia?

Li Yu didn't break him, looked at the arrangement in the group of B&B employees and said:

"Steamed meat buns with sauce at night, if you stay, then you will have more noodles."

"Don't just make steamed buns, you can also get oily noodles, meat dragons, mille-feuille cakes and so on...... Of course, it's not that I want to eat it, it's mainly because Zishou hasn't seen anything about it, and it's time to give him a taste. ”

Lu Bu's high-sounding words made Liu Bei, who was reading a book, couldn't help but be happy:

"In the past, I never thought that Feng Xian would be such a happy person."

The dignified lord has actually become a comic comparison, is this a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation?

In the evening, Li Yu came over with a large basket of sauce and meat buns, and set up a special kitchen in the warehouse, so that ordinary foods such as oily noodles could be made here.

Zishou took two bites of a bun and ate more than a dozen in one go, and then he tasted that the stuffing was dried beans and diced meat in sauce.

Lu Bu pinched the garlic cloves, held a porcelain basin, ate oily noodles in a hurry, and occasionally sandwiched a bite of pig's head meat and sauced beef, paying great attention to the combination of meat and vegetables.

After a few days of messing around, Yue Fei, Lu Zhishen and others successfully arrived at Qilin Village, and Mu Guiying also returned to Mu Kezhai with the captives.

Qin Qiong came to make a trip and confirmed that Shan Xiongxin was doing well over there, and he also killed a Liangshan scum, so he was very happy:

"It's a pity that no one in that world remembers Brother Shan Xian, even if Brother Fool finds someone to share this happiness, he doesn't know who to talk to."

If you are not an administrator, the price of wanting to leave the world in the book is to be forgotten.

Not only Shan Xiongxin, but the people of the Three Kingdoms World also completely forgot about Liu Guanzhang, and even Zhao Yun didn't remember Liu Yuanjun who had a long talk with him.

Lu Bu was like a scumbag who took advantage of the situation, and enthusiastically wrote several letters to Zhao Yun, not only asking for warmth, but also sending him a bunch of modern items.

This kind of behavior of digging the foot of the wall provoked Zhang Fei to be scolded. However, in Lu Bu's opinion, this is just a compliment for the dog jumping over the wall.

"According to Zhao Yun's character, Gongsun Chan will definitely not change his family if he doesn't die, but fortunately, I can afford to wait, and when I return to Chang'an, I will give an edict to the talents of the world and give them a chance to take off with the big Han!"

Although Lu Bu is giggling, his plan for the Three Kingdoms World has been implemented.

He even went to the homes of the people in Xingyang City to promote a wave of Li Shan's old mother beliefs, and took the initiative to help the master develop believers.

As for the Sui and Tang dynasties, he didn't let it go, and pulled Qin Qiong to persuade for a long time, so that Beiping Mansion had an additional temple of Lishan's old mother.

"Second brother, don't forget to inform that Li Shimin, let him also build the temple and develop his faith...... My virtuous brother is right, if we don't occupy the high ground of faith, others will occupy it. ”

Except for the more complicated world of the gods where Zishou is located, other worlds have begun to advance the belief of Li Shan's mother.

Although it is relatively slow, it is a good thing to be able to advance, and there is no need to pursue speed excessively, and quality is the most important thing.

Lu Bu came to the B&B to soak after being busy every day, and played for more than a week, just when everyone thought he would continue to play, early in the morning of the weekend, this guy suddenly brought two more exciting news:

"Nan Bowan: Cheng Lian has found Xu Huang in Hedong, and he will rush to Xingyang to fight with us in a few days."

"Nanbo Rabbit: The Tiger Prison Pass was breached, and a plate of scattered princes poured into Luoyang...... I'm going to prepare a romantic surprise for Apu, and you're waiting for my good news! ”

(End of chapter)