After scolding Yang Xiu and scolding Youheng, can't you pursue it a little?

Li Yu checked Yang Xiu's birth and death years, and now he is only fifteen years old, and he scolds a fifteen-year-old child for crying, so he is not afraid that Yang Biao will find Cai Fu to comment?

But now Yang Biao is idle at home because he offended Dong Zhuofu, and it is estimated that he is full of money, and he can't care about standing up for the child at all.

Li Yu flipped to the first one and began to listen to Sun Facai's complaints and voice diaries.

"Finally settled down, Chang'an Avenue is really dilapidated enough, even the main road is hung with a chassis, and the little emperor has seized power, so he has to repair the road well, or compensate me for the loss of my car...... We have to find a way to reimburse us! ”

complained about the road in Chang'an City, scolded the family of Situ Mansion twice, and Sun Facai talked about the homeless people who were escorted by the Xiliang Army:

"I don't know if those people have anything to eat, I want to go outside the city to buy a few people in charge, and I'm worried about causing a riot, and this is not in line with Cai's style, forget it, let's do it first."

"Many times I feel that I am an ancient person, but in this kind of thing, I can't take the ancient people for granted, but fortunately, Sister Yan understands me and asks the house to go to the city every day to give porridge, and I can live one by one."

"Damn, the soup kitchen was stopped after only three days, and a big fool named Fan Chou said that he had hindered the transmission of military information, and I heard that it was someone from Caifu, so he didn't pursue it...... When Lu Bu comes, he must let him help me kill this person! ”

Yes, Lu Bu will have one more good brother.

Fan Chou, as Dong Zhuo's confidant and favorite general, was already on the must-kill list, and Sun Facai's request only aggravated the possibility of Fan Chou's death.

Lu Bu patiently peeled a kiwi:

"After Niu Fu's death, Li Ji, Guo Yan, Fan Chou, and Zhang Ji controlled the government, except for Zhang Ji, who was brave enough to leave Chang'an early and went to Wancheng, the other three people did not harm the people, these three people, plus Li Dao's subordinate Yang Feng, are all thieves!"

As soon as the kiwifruit was peeled, Zhang Fei took it away unceremoniously:

"Wen Hou's body is expensive, in case the gain of eating a bad stomach outweighs the loss, I will help you taste the saltiness first, and then I will give it to you if it is delicious."

Lu Bu grinned:

"San'er, why don't you see me in the future? You won't secretly wipe your tears all day long and miss Grandpa Lu, right? ”

Zhang Fei: "......"

Dog, don't forget to take advantage of me when you eat your kiwi, right?

When the two were laughing, Li Yu continued to listen to the voice.

These voices are very mixed, including Sun Facai's late-night emo, Top Gun for the future, nostalgia for the real world and lamenting Cai Yan's learning ability, etc.

"Today is the first day of February 190, Yan Mei officially finished the junior high school course, that set of mock papers, full score of 75, she got 703, just blame herself, saying that she didn't do well in the exam...... It's so shocking, I won't forgive her if I don't let me kiss her tonight! ”

Li Yu: ????????

You're addicted to dog food on me, aren't you?

But it's only been a long time, I actually learned all the junior high school knowledge, and I took the 730 exam, just this result, all key high schools can be chosen at will.

Relatively speaking, Diao Chan is still struggling with the first year of junior high school, and physical chemistry is a little difficult, but he has a good grasp of English algebra and geometry.

Sun Facai finished his daughter-in-law and began to pretend to be forced:

"Where did you learn your sable cicada's lesson? With so many study materials and online courses, you should learn faster, right? ”

Damn, go back and find a way to drag Zhuo Wenjun out and kill the majesty of these two people!

It's a pity that Li Qingzhao is in his thirties and is enjoying the happy time with her husband Zhao Mingcheng in the last few years, otherwise she can also bring out a wave of battle with Cai Yan.

The four talented women should be able to fight back and forth.

finally listened to Sun Facai's pretending voice, and finally had heavyweight news:

"The little emperor Liu Xie finally arrived in Chang'an, and as soon as he settled down, he contacted me on the walkie-talkie, saying that all the old women arranged by Jia Xu had been replaced, and Dong Zhuo planned to make him a queen...... Married before the age of ten, Dong Zhuo is really not a son! ”

Empress?

This should be Queen Fu, right?

Because of the fear that Cao Cao wrote to his father Fu Wan for help, but the defendant reported that more than 100 members of the Fu family were beheaded, and Queen Fu herself was killed, and Cao Cao set up another daughter Cao Jie as the queen.

Since the death of the queen ambush, Liu Xie's heart to restore the Han family has been completely extinguished.

Now that the plot has completely changed, the tragedy of Queen Fu's mother and son being killed will not happen again, but does Liu Xie really want to get married now?

He was just a primary school student, even in ancient times, it was too early to get married at this age.

Later, I have to ask Lu Bu to ask, if Liu Xie doesn't want to get married, let Jia Xu think of a way to prevaricate, anyway, Dong Zhuo will die in a month or two, there is no need to be in such a hurry.

"Damn, I heard that Guo Jia has joined our camp? This is a character, Lu Bu's subordinates said that he would live in Cai's mansion for a while, and I don't know if we have a common language, I hope he is not a rigid old pedant, otherwise I really can't talk to him! ”

He has all kinds of poisons, and he also blocked the way to rob the bride, there should be a lot of common topics between the two of you...... Li Yu pinched his eyebrows, feeling that Guo Fengxiao, a young man with five poisons, was about to usher in his life mentor.

Sure enough, after listening to a few more Sun Facai's complaints about diet, Guo Jia went to Chang'an.

"Hahaha, I really didn't expect Guo Jia to be so funny, when he walked in front of me with a red flag canal, I knew that this guy would become my best friend for life...... Brother Yu bought him some good cigarettes, try the Yellow Crane Tower in Yunyan Yuxi and everything, don't always smoke cigarettes from our hometown. ”

"I smoked two red flag canals, and sure enough, it still smelled like that...... Damn, I can't quit smoking even in ancient times, it seems that I should smoke in my life, not quit! ”

Hearing this, Lu Bu muttered:

"No wonder today I asked Feng Xiao if he wanted to go to the camp, and he refused, it turned out that it was because of the rich and virtuous brother."

When these two people with all five poisons get together, they are definitely like two neodymium magnets, firmly stuck together, and they can't break them.

"I talked to Guo Jia about the bathing center and men's SPA health club in modern society, and he called it an eye-opener, and asked me to open a restaurant in Chang'an City in the future, and he will directly treat it as his home...... Damn, saying this in front of Sister Yan made my arm pinch purple. ”

"The car was given to Dong Zhuo, anyway, he has been thinking about it for so long, so it is better to change the official position...... It is said that Xun Yu used to be, with a rank of five hundred stones, and was responsible for printing clay paper or something in the palace, with oil and water, but not much. ”

Good guy, I went directly to Shaofu, Cai Yong's face is big.

It's good to use an idle thing to change an official body, anyway, when Dong Zhuo dies, the car will come back, but it's just a different place for safekeeping.

"Today, Guo Jia sneakily brought the two of them, saying that they were discussing the details of killing Dong Zhuo, one is called Xun Yu, Xun Yu's eldest nephew, and the other is called Zhong Xuan, a beautiful writing thief...... Damn, I feel like I suddenly fell into the nest of a celebrity in the Three Kingdoms. ”

Last time, Guo Jia's friend was Xun You?

Zhong Yu is now Liu Xie's Huangmen Shilang, and everyone knows that he is in Chang'an, but Xun You is a little surprised.

I was worried about how to get in touch with Xun's relationship to win over Xun Yu, and if I knew Xun Yu, I could win Xun Yu, but I didn't expect to get this mastermind in advance, but Xun Yu didn't have any news.

"I don't know if they discussed the result, anyway, they dried four packs of cigarettes before it got dark, and I couldn't open my eyes.

Li Yu: "......"

Therefore, the first frontier forum of Zhu Dong's office has become a smokers' exchange meeting?

If this development continues, Guo Jia will bring a large number of smokers in the Three Kingdoms World, and I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, so I have to remind him when I go back.

Although cigarettes are good, you can't be greedy!

Guo Jia and they had several meetings, but Cai Yan didn't let Sun Facai participate.

First, I know that he can only gag, and he can't do this kind of detailed planning.

Second, this guy doesn't have a door, in order to prevent leaks, it's better to know less, just wait for Guo Jia to come up with a plan and do his part of the task.

Sun Facai is also self-aware and did not participate, but only provided some modern perspectives and ideas.

In addition, he also strongly demanded that Cai Yong's life be saved no matter what.

"When I went to work today, Old Man Cai didn't take a carriage with me, saying that in the future, I would be a minister in the same hall, and I needed to avoid suspicion, and I couldn't let people gossip...... What kind of rules are these broken? If you don't take a carriage, others won't know it's Weng's son-in-law? Chang'an City is congested enough, and it also takes the initiative to create congestion, and there is no traffic awareness! ”

"Burned Guo Jia's pants with a magnifying glass, he actually felt so amazing, took the magnifying glass and studied with Xun You for an afternoon, I really envied these simple little happiness of the ancients."

After listening to the sprinkling voice, Li Yu felt more tired than in the last two philosophy classes.

He took his mobile phone and looked at it, there were some videos and observations in the album, as well as details of secretly filming Cai Yan reading books...... I finally saw the looks of the four talented women.

Cai Yan is about seventeen or eighteen years old, with exquisite facial features, a strong bookish atmosphere, and a proper intellectual beauty.

The prodigal son of modern society was able to marry Cai Yan, which was definitely the eruption of the ancestral tomb volcano.

After reading it, Li Yu summarized the information he had in the real world and sent a bunch of voice messages to Sun Facai.

For example, if you have something to do, ask Guo Jia Xunyou or Jia Xu, take advantage of the time to go to work and fish to see the little emperor Liu Xie, and practice your fists and feet if you have nothing to do, even if you don't need it when you kill Dong Zhuo, at least you can strengthen your body, and you can protect Cai's mansion at a critical time.

Although he is a traverser, and he is about to take over the court, after all, if he wants to move the interests of the family, maybe one or two assassins will appear.

Thinking of this, Li Yu reminded again:

"Worship Lishan's mother at home, pray more if you are fine, by the way, let's talk about the relationship between the two of us, in case there is a life-threatening moment, maybe it can save your life."

After explaining everything in detail, Li Yu handed the mobile phone to Lu Bu:

"Bring it to him, you will all stay in Chang'an City in the future, and if you need anything, you can transport it from the warehouse, don't let our own people be wronged."

In addition to the conventional materials in the warehouse, there are also toilet paper, sanitary napkins, clothes, shoes, underwear, etc., which are all bought in cars, which are relatively abundant, and there is no need to be thrifty.

Lu Bu put Sun Facai's mobile phone up and took out his own mobile phone:

"You're welcome...... Let me give you a look at my daughter's paintings. ”

Clicking on the album, Lu Bu, who is usually out of tune, finally has a little bit of the stability of an old father, and he turned out a horse general drawn with crayons, with a sentence written next to it:

"My father is a great husband who stands up to heaven and earth!"

Just this painting directly dried Lu Bu's tears, he hadn't seen his family for a few months, and there was such a surprise that made him a little incoherent with joy.

Zhang Fei, who has always liked to raise the bar with Lu Bu, saw this painting, and without saying a word, he contributed his tablet:

"Although you are not a thing, but the eldest niece is good, let's give her this tablet."

Lu Bu hurriedly refused:

"No, no, no, how can I ask for your things."

Zhang Fei glared:

"Shall I give it partially?"

"Can you buy a new one, then? It's all been used, how can my baby girl use second-hand things. ”

Zhang Fei: ?????????

Dogs are still picky, right?

Although Zhang Sanye was angry, he still begged Li Yu to buy another one, and by the way, he bought all the popular equipment here such as balance bikes, electric tricycles, bicycles, game consoles, and laptops for his eldest niece.

Li Yu promised:

"I will buy it, including Mr. Wenhe's family, Dian Wei's family, etc., so that the next generation of our camp can get in touch with the scientific and technological and cultural knowledge of modern society as soon as possible."

After displaying the paintings, Li Yu asked about Sun Facai scolding and crying Yang Xiu.

Lu Bu is very clear:

"Yesterday, a group of officials in Chang'an City gathered, and the wealthy brother was also invited to attend, during the banquet, Yang Xiu, the son of Yang Biao, boasted, commented on the court for a while, analyzed the situation for a while, and couldn't say anything, the wealthy brother couldn't help it, got up and scolded him repeatedly, Yang Xiu hid his face and cried, and hurriedly fled the banquet."

A little kid follows his parents to a colleague dinner, and he doesn't want to find a way to find more delicious food, so he actually hollows out his mind to show himself, and it is normal to be scolded.

It just so happens that this is also in line with Sun Facai's character, and if this happens again in the future, those who want to grandstand will weigh it and weigh it, whether they can scold Sun Facai.

And once the reputation of being able to speak well spreads, there may really be a battle with Youheng.

After all, the Three Kingdoms are popular to step on the top of the famous people, Sun Facai is famous in this regard, and You Heng, who is eager to be famous, will naturally seize this opportunity to perform a wave.

As long as he doesn't take off his clothes while scolding like drumming and scolding Cao, Sun Facai, a keyboard warrior who has experienced countless Internet scolding wars, is really not scared.

In the original work of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", You Heng, Yang Xiu, Kong Rong, and Zhuge Liang are all masters of scolding, especially Brother Liang, who scolded Wang Lang to death, and can be called the first person in the Three Kingdoms to scold people in actual combat.

Now that there is another Sun Facai, I don't know if I can scold one or two to death, and have the same sun and moon as Kong Ming.

Liu Bei was very interested in Sun Facai:

"Such a geek, Cai Zhonglang is afraid that he is very happy, right?"

"Ha, I'll let you see how happy Cai Yong is."

Lu Bu clicked on a randomly shot video, as if he had just gone to Cai's Mansion to find Sun Facai, and saw Cai Yong chatting casually, including Cai's old man's evaluation of his son-in-law:

"My son-in-law is fine, it's that mouth...... How nice it would be to be dumb! ”

Cai Yong is a very old-fashioned pedant, although he knows that his son-in-law's mouth will make his daughter very happy, but in ordinary life, he is very annoying.

Especially he is a good gentleman in officialdom and never argues with others.

And Sun Facai has been an official for less than half a month, and he has already scolded four or five people, three of whom were scolded and cried, and the remaining two said that they wanted to resign.

Such a thorny son-in-law is indeed a headache.

However, this also shows that Sun Facai's concept is incompatible with the ancients, and the reason why he can gain a foothold in the Cai family is that the Cai family's father and daughter are smart enough and have a strong ability to accept new things.

But others don't have such smart genes and brains, and it's normal to have conflicts.

Guan Yu looked at the plan written by Liu Bei, and said in a deep voice:

"Wen Hou is about to kill Dong Zhuo, we are also going to the Water Margin Yue World, now that it is almost the first month there, we will set off to Tokyo after settling down in Qilin Village for a while, and visit the Tokyo Lantern Festival."

Kaifeng at this time must be very lively, the three brothers went to Kaifeng, and by the way, they saw if the stronghold in Western Xia was still there.

It is said that this kind of spy organization, as long as it is not exposed, it is easy to inherit it for hundreds of years.

If he can take the opportunity to dig out a wave of spies, it will naturally be better, and when the time comes, Wu Song will also follow, and he needs torture to extract a confession or something, he has a lot of experience.

In addition to digging the Western Xia stronghold, I also have to visit Wen Huanzhang, I don't know if I can invite him out of the mountain.

Lu Bu touched Zhang Fei with his elbow:

"Emperor Ji likes to go to the Lantern Festival, if you don't start directly that day, you will have multiple wives if you succeed, and if you don't succeed, it will be regarded as a rehearsal to prepare for the next time."

According to the birth date of Emperor Maode, Zhao Fujin, she married Cai Jing's son at the age of sixteen, and now she is about to be fifteen years old, and there is still a chance for trial and error.

Seeing everyone's careful analysis, Zhang Fei blushed a little:

"Marriage is about fate, if fate is not good or don't force it, don't look at me, talk about business, children love or something, I don't like ......"

What don't you like about blushing?

Li Yu was about to ridicule a few sentences, but suddenly thought that Zhao Dahu worshipped the good luck cat of Longqi Mountain, and his luck obviously changed, and he couldn't help but say:

"Before leaving, you should go to Longqi Mountain to pay respects."

Even Niangniang has seen the luck thing, which means that it is really useful, the three brothers have added a bunch of buffs, it is better to drag the luck up again, maybe the trip to Tokyo will really be rewarding.

When Zhang Fei heard this, he immediately patted his thigh:

"Brother Tiger also said that the cat on the mountain has good luck, big brother and second brother, why don't we try it? Anyway, it's about to leave, so it's better to get a good luck. ”

For this kind of request, Liu Bei naturally will not refuse:

"If the third brother likes it, let's go with our brother...... This trip has a long future, and it can be regarded as a departure from the real world. ”

As soon as Li Yu wanted to say that he could help buy tickets, Zhang Fei took out a stack of tickets for the Longqi Mountain Scenic Area from his arms:

"This was given to me by Brother Tiger, and he said that he bought too much that day and didn't use up ......"

Damn, what did this guy say last time that he was a ghost in Fengming Valley, was exposed?

Li Yu complained silently, and was just about to drive them there, just when Wu Song came back, the three brothers took the tickets, sat in Wu Song's car, and went to Longqi Mountain to worship the good luck cat.

Lu Bu was worried about talking to Guo Jiaxunyou and others about the plan to punish Dong, and hurriedly returned to the Three Kingdoms World without eating.

Li Yu took a notepad, wrote Dong Zhuo's name on it, and drew a circle:

"Operation Zhu Dong is about to begin!"

(End of chapter)