Chapter 228: Wang Yun: It feels like I'm being toyed with! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
"Don't worry, the rich brother is very smart, he only scolds the scholars, and he is very safe!"
Lu Bu ate cashew nuts and praised Sun Facai.
This guy seems to have no rules, but in fact he only scolds those scholars who have a lack of reputation, and those who are really in power and lead the troops, not only do he scold, but he even stammers a little.
In that era when everyone is comparable to the Oscar winner, no matter how you scold the scholars, there will be no danger, on the contrary, the more you scold, the more you can show the other party's self-cultivation and elegance.
In the entire Three Kingdoms, although there are several records of being killed for scolding, they are all because of scolding the wrong person.
For example, You Heng, who scolded the main personnel of Cao Wei Group with his bare buttocks, although Cao Cao was MMP in his heart, he still had to smile on his face, otherwise he would be cautious and uncultivated.
In the end, Lao Cao couldn't stand it anymore and gave You Heng to Liu Biao.
After Liu Biao was scolded a few times, he was also angry, but for the sake of his own reputation, he couldn't kill anyone, so he had to give this high-ranking talent to the eldest old man Huang Zu.
Huang Zu was not used to him, and as soon as You Heng unfolded Zu'an's greeting, he directly drew his knife.
A generation of trolls has fallen.
And Xu You, another who likes to be a man, saw that everyone was disgusted, and everyone in the Cao Wei Group was disgusted, but no one did anything, until the eldest boss Xu Chu couldn't stand it and chopped him up.
Sun Facai naturally knows the rules, so he scolds them in a targeted manner, not only will he offend the big guys, but he can also make a name for himself.
Of course, the most important thing is to set up a portal for the Cai family.
He came to Situ Mansion to scold people this time, in fact, he had this consideration.
The last time the robbery of the mansion was over, Cai Yong said that the small courtyard was very good to live in, so Wang Yun did not return it, nor did he have any compensation, and moved in with peace of mind.
This kind of contemptuous behavior, if you don't scold a few words to express it, the Wang family is afraid that it will be even more important in the future.
The video continued, Li Yu saw that the courtyard of Situ Mansion was really big enough, at least more than fifty acres, and it was possible to build a community in modern society.
"Damn, such a big yard was originally mine."
The more Sun Facai looked at it, the more angry he became.
Lu Bu accompanied him and said with a smile:
"When the big thing is done, I have to come over again."
"No, I've lived here with stupid people, I'm afraid it will affect the feng shui at home."
The two were muttering and wandering, and a man in Chinese clothes in his thirties bowed his hand to Lu Bu, and after greeting him, he stepped aside and continued to chat with others.
Lu Bu whispered to Sun Facai and said:
"This is Dong Cheng, a cadre of the Xiliang Army, and his daughter is Dong Guiren of Liu Xie in the original book, who was killed because of the edict of the clothes belt......"
Dong Cheng is the nephew of the Empress Dowager Dong, and he is loyal to Liu Xie, but unfortunately he is not capable enough, so he made a cloth edict and dragged a group of people into the water, but it didn't work out, but took the lives of the whole family.
Now that the plot has completely changed, I don't know if Dong Cheng's daughter still has a chance to marry Liu Xie.
The two walked around the front yard, and secretly greeted Zhong Xuan and other acquaintances, and then came to the main hall of Situ Mansion and saw Wang Yun.
At this time, all the guests had arrived, and Dong Zhuo also sent someone to bring some wine, and everyone was beaming and ready to eat.
After everyone knelt down and sat down, Wang Yun first pretended to be dressed properly, got up to remember Ding Yuan, and then mentioned the marriage.
Just when he was about to announce that Lu Bu and his righteous daughter would get married tonight under the banner of filial piety, Lu Feng first rubbed his eyes with the back of his hand and started to work.
This guy blinked, tears burst into tears, and then he began to cry, which not only disrupted Wang Yun's train of thought, but also couldn't even think of the congratulatory words.
What's the situation?
It's just a concubine, as for the excitement to this point?
Lu Bu's eyes were so spicy by the onion juice that they hurt, the original fake crying turned into real crying, and several courtiers next to him couldn't persuade him, Sun Facai tried to hold back his laughter, his shoulders shook so badly that even the camera shook.
Obviously, he was impressed by Lu Wenhou's acting skills, if it weren't for the inappropriate scene, Sun Facai would definitely laugh three times, saying that this Oscar will not be watched without you!
"Virtuous ...... Why is the virtuous nephew crying? ”
One more minute, and Wang Yun's virtuous nephew can be changed to a virtuous son-in-law.
But because of this minute, his title to Lu Bu did not complete the trembling sublimation, and he could only rely on the old excuse with Ding Yuan to call Lu Bu a virtuous nephew.
Lu Bu cried for a while, and then he sobbed and remembered Ding Yuan:
"When I heard that Situ was thinking of his father, and remembered his teachings and instructions during his lifetime, I couldn't help but feel sad in my heart, and I asked you not to blame him for this gaffe...... Father, why did you leave in a hurry and didn't give your child a chance to fulfill his filial piety! ”
Sun Facai has been practicing filming recently, and when Lu Bu cried, he secretly filmed everyone's reactions.
Some of the courtiers and scholars present were full of praise and deep thought, but only Wang Yun was overjoyed when he heard Lu Bu's words, and he couldn't hold back his joy at all.
But soon, his smile froze on his face......
"After the death of my father's immortal, I will always follow the Taishi and the traitor to fight, and I have not kept filial piety in front of the spirit, today I ask you to be a witness, I want to keep filial piety for my father for three years, even if the armor is on the body, I can't forget filial piety!"
Sun Facai pushed the camera to Wang Yun in a sly manner, and this Situ had a loss, puzzlement, embarrassment, and anger on his face...... All sorts of emotions flashed through them.
He thought that he would be able to take down a scheming martial artist with a little tricking, and after getting married tonight, he would be able to trap Lu Bu as a virtuous son-in-law.
If you dare to be disobedient, you will smash it with unfilial piety, and then question the cause of Ding Jianyang's death, this martial artist will either be a dog for Situ Fu, or he will be ruined and return to the grassland of Bingzhou to graze.
But unexpectedly, Lu Bu took advantage of this wedding banquet to gain a wave of prestige.
Several old ministers have already shown joy on their faces, obviously they didn't expect that in the troubled times, there are such pure and filial people, which are worthy of special mention and praise from the world!
Dong Cheng got up and took the lead in blowing the rainbow fart:
"General Fengxian's filial piety is touching and makes people cry, and there is knowledge under the Gongquan of Jianyang, and it is also blinding!"
His words were like horns, and Zhong Xuan, who had just deserted and secretly practiced calligraphy with wine, also got up, praised Lu Bu, and even used magnificent words such as the sun and the moon.
Zhong Xuan has a long figure, a white face and a long beard, a typical handsome guy.
He is brilliant in writing, and he is also a waiter of the Yellow Gate, and as soon as the sentences of various rows and dualities came out, he directly promoted Lu Fengxian, who secretly rubbed his eyes to replenish onion juice, to the Han Dynasty that ruled the world with filial piety.
These words immediately won the applause of several courtiers, and several of Zhong Xuan's friends also took the opportunity to start exerting their strength, listening to Wang Yun's head buzzing on the throne, with a confused expression of "Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do".
The banquet that was originally planned was well planned, but it was pitted by this group of people.
They obviously came prepared, and even the words could have been corrected in advance, as soon as one person sat down, the other got up in a hurry, and smashed all kinds of beautiful words on Lu Bu.
Even Li Su, who came on behalf of the Taishi Mansion, also wiped away his tears performatively at this time, remembered Ding Jianyang's demeanor, and comforted his good brothers to mourn.
The hall of Situ Mansion, which was originally full of joy and ready to do a happy event, instantly became a mourning hall.
After Li Su sat down, Yang Xiu also stood up with the crowd and bluntly blew a wave of Lu Bu's rainbow fart.
Wang Yun's expression is getting worse and worse, and if it goes on like this, this well-planned Hongmen banquet will become Lu Fengxian's commendation meeting.
What's even more annoying is that as the master, he will have to follow Qua Lubu to have filial piety later, and even make some summary opinions, after all, he has been boasting about intersecting with Ding Yuan before.
The bragged, with tears in his eyes, will continue to perform.
Wang Situ regretted it a little, what about so many martial artists, who is not good to win over, why did he choose this drama essence Lu Fengxian?
"Fengxian's filial piety is clear, tomorrow's old man will be the master of Ming, this filial piety should be famous in the world, if it is buried, it is really my great man's misfortune!"
An old minister who was dragged by Wang Yun to witness the marriage was on crutches and set Lu Bu's filial piety.
In front of the computer, Lu Bu pointed to the old man in the video and introduced:
"This is Taiwei Ma Riyan (dī), a well-known good old man, he must be in tune, so that Wang Yun can only echo it."
The video is basically coming to an end here, everyone comforted him, Lu Bu didn't cry anymore, Wang Yun pretended to praise a few words, and wanted to salute Lu Bu with wine, but was rejected by this guy on the grounds that he couldn't drink alcohol during his filial piety.
This move once again won everyone's praise, Wang Yun laughed dryly, and hastily ended the banquet.
At the end of the video, Lu Bu talked about the follow-up.
Early this morning, several courtiers talked about this at the same time, Dong Zhuo was also very happy, and in his original official position, he gave Lu Bu the title of General Fenwei.
Li Yu opened the computer and searched it, this title was originally the title that Wang Yun invited to Lu Bu after killing Dong Zhuo.
I didn't expect it to arrive early.
Lu Bu didn't react to this:
"It's still more than two thousand stones, nothing has increased, not even a decent gold cloth is rewarded, and I won't be allowed to go to the local area to be too guarded or something, obviously, Dong Zhuo still doesn't trust me."
Compared with the original book, Dong Zhuo really didn't trust Lu Bu much, and even Niu Fu, Hua Xiong and others died, suspecting that this guy had done something.
But now is the time to employ people, and then clean up Lu Bu when he has his hands freed up in the future.
Dong Zhuo is now complacent, ready to consolidate the court, let the Xiliang generals defend all directions of the Guanzhong Plain, and then force Liu Xiexan to concede.
"The family and school are settled, and my brother plans to go to the palace tomorrow to find the little emperor, does the virtuous brother have anything to say to him?"
Are you finally going to find Liu Xie?
Li Yu thought about it, and prepared some books and ballpoint pens and other stationery for the eldest apprentice, as well as several other world materials, and tried to let the little guy catch up with the progress of the B&B as soon as possible.
In addition, there are some new clothes, shoes and socks and other daily necessities, anyway, everything you can think of is arranged for the little emperor.
With these preparations in place, Li Yu explained:
"Dong Zhuo has replaced all the old women around Liu Xie, let's not bring armor tomorrow, and wait until you regain control of the palace."
"Don't worry, don't worry, what to do for your brother."
After chatting about these, Li Yu pointed to the video:
"What's going on with Dong Cheng?"
This general of the Xiliang Army is a little abnormal today, first he took the initiative to say hello, and after the crying and mourning began, he was the first to jump out and cooperate with Lu Bu, like a pioneer.
After Lu Bu finished eating the cashew nuts, he opened a can of diet cola and took a sip:
"Brother Wei was also puzzled, and after a meeting to study it, I learned from the intelligence system under Feng Xiaobu that the day before the mourning, Dong Cheng had been drinking with Zhang Ji, but what they talked about has not been verified for the time being."
Li Yu: ?????????
Damn, isn't this the work of Jinyiwei and Dongchang?
I thought that Guo Jia had been smoking, drinking, and chatting about Fengyue in Chang'an City, but I didn't expect to secretly establish an intelligence system, this guy is really a genius who is engaged in tricks.
As for Dong Cheng, he is also very awesome, so he drank a drink with Zhang Ji, and he figured out this, no wonder he lived a few years longer than Zhang Ji, he was indeed a little scheming.
When Dong Zhuo is killed, you can consider the arrangements for Dong Cheng.
But for now, let's observe.
Killing Dong Zhuo is a big deal, and it can't be extraneous.
Lu Bu talked about his fellow countryman Li Su again:
"Now that Li Su is in the Taishi Mansion, he can get close to Dong Zhuo, and he plans to slowly try to win him over for his brother."
"Yes, it just so happens that he is helping you talk in Situ Mansion, and you can use this excuse to eat and catch up."
As a timely rain in the Three Kingdoms World, Lu Bu naturally knew how to win over his fellow countrymen.
After chatting for a while, he picked up the clothes he had prepared for Liu Xie and hurriedly returned to the Three Kingdoms World to prepare for entering the palace tomorrow to see the little emperor.
Li Yu wrote Wang Yun's name on the paper and put another question mark.
After the beauty plan failed, I don't know if this Situ will stop a little, or if he will think about other strategies. In short, he can't be allowed to make trouble in the matter of Zhu Dong.
Now it is a high-end game where intelligence is above 90 to enter, and Wang Yun's low-end combat power should not join in the fun, it is easy to be injured by mistake.
Jia Xu, Guo Jia, Xun You, Zhong Xuan...... There are more and more strategists on his side, but the internal affairs talents have not yet appeared, and after killing Dong Zhuo, he still has to find a way to get Xun Yu over.
As for Jiangdong Erzhang or something, it's all a spare in the reserve, so don't think about it for the time being.
After the situation stabilizes, I have to go to Jingzhou to find Brother Liang, get it in advance, and save other accidents in the future.
The next day, Li Yu had breakfast, went to the archaeological team to teach Zhou Ruotong two oracle bone inscriptions, and accompanied this beautiful woman to the Yinxu Museum to do some cultural relics maintenance, and by the way, I tasted the staff meal of the museum.
After the meal, he returned to the B&B with the milk tea he bought for Diao Chan, and as soon as he walked into the study, he saw Zishou's huge body sitting in front of the computer watching the video.
The 32-inch 4K monitor was compared to 24 inches by him.
Seeing Li Yu coming in, Zishou quickly paused the video, got up and said:
"Sir, there was a mysterious person in my dream last night, like a cloud of mist, warning me not to do anything against the sky, and said that Shuntian can still have the hope of becoming a god, if it is against the sky, it will be wiped out in an instant!"
Who is this?
A certain saint made a move?
In the original work of the gods, although Prince Shang died all his life, he eventually became a Tianxi star, in charge of human marriage.
It's a pity that this divine position coincides with the authority of Yue Lao, and there is no room for Tianxi Star to play at all.
However, according to the eternal principle of "those who rob people, people will always rob them", Yue Lao, who robbed the authority of Tianxi Xing, did not stay stable for long, and the authority was robbed by the God of Wealth.
Only with money can you get married, and only with money can you entangle the red thread.
Li Yu scratched his head, planning to go to Niangniang to ask if it was the saint who made a move.
If you are a saint, you have to be on guard first, and you can't be careless.
The two went downstairs and drove straight to Qianqiu Lake in the scenic spot, and after arriving, Li Yu silently explained the situation in his heart, and just about to take a breath, he heard Niangniang say:
"A saint has made a move!"
Sure enough, Yuan Shi and Zhun Ti couldn't hold it back, and found that Zishou was out of control and ready to forcibly intervene.
For Western religions, the previous operations before turning Hu into Buddha were perfect, not only digging up a series of masters in the Daomen, but also making the three sects turn against each other.
If possible, he naturally did not want to change the layout and arrangement of the first half.
And Yuan Shi Tianzun should also hope to follow the plot of the original work, so that the benefits of the exposition are maximized, not only with the merits established by the Zhou Dynasty, but also with the high position of Buddhism.
If you think about it this way, it is possible for both saints to make a move...... Li Yu always felt that this kind of threat was a bit low, and the Yuan Shi Tianzun, who was full of force, should not do such a thing.
"Mother, who do you think it will be?"
"Both of them have enough motivation, I can't guess, tell Zishou not to be affected, even if they break into a dream, they can't do anything, don't be afraid."
That's right, Zi Shou has Ziwei's true qi to protect his body, and the saint can't hurt it, at most he can scare it in his dreams.
Saying goodbye to the mother, the two returned to the homestay, and Zishou confirmed that the other party couldn't hurt himself, so he was relieved.
李裕 says:
"You are the king of the human race, and when they go to their dreams, they just scold...... Next time, let Lu Bu teach you some swearing, anyway, they can't hurt you, so it's better to fight back. ”
Scold a few more times, see if the saint still has the face to threaten in his dreams.
Zishou originally thought that Li Yu was cowardly, especially when facing the master mother, everyone sweated for him.
I didn't expect to give a suggestion to insult the saint directly, this kind of behavior can be called crazy.
But that's exactly what Zishou wants to try:
"I'll try it in my dreams when I appear again in the future, and once there is a result, I'll come and tell my husband."
After speaking, he took the seeds prepared by Li Yu and returned to the world of gods, intending to let Shang Rong Bigan go to worship the three saints of the Fire Cloud Cave to increase his chances of victory.
At ten o'clock in the evening, Li Yu played two games and was about to go back to the room to rest, when Wu Song came back.
As soon as he entered the door, he turned on his mobile phone, cached the electronic version of "Water Margin", and picked up the hundred copies of "Water Margin" on the bookshelf to look through.
Li Yu asked curiously:
"Arrived in Tokyo?"
Wu Song nodded:
"When we arrive, we are not from Tokyo, and we can't start the rash investigation, so we plan to find a few local helpers."
Helper? Who can I look for?
Wu Song flipped to Lu Zhishen's chapter of plucking the weeping willows, and said seriously:
"Uncle Huang said that Master Lu couldn't help with the group of splashes that Master Lu received in Xiangguo Temple, and the younger brother came back to find relevant information."
Splashing?
Isn't this the witness of the uprooting of the weeping willows, the gangsters near the Great Xiangguo Temple, the street rat Zhang San and the grass snake Li Si, who have been wandering around Tokyo all year round, maybe they can really help.
Thinking of this, Li Yu also looked up this group of mischievous information on the computer......
(End of chapter)