Chapter 231: Lu Bu's Godson Was Scolded [Asking for a Monthly Pass]
"Sir, can I learn from the emperor surnamed Zhu to kill corrupt officials?"
Li Yu was in a daze in the study, Mu Guiying staggered in, saw an orange on the table, and peeled one off without saying anything, and clicked it off.
An emperor with the surname Zhu?
Isn't that Zhu Chongba?
Lao Zhu is indeed quite ruthless in killing corrupt officials, and under the pervasive infiltration of Jinyiwei, many corrupt officials can be dug up every year, and even many of them are important ministers of the imperial court.
But killing and killing, with little effect, and even the more they killed, the more the literati kicked their noses in the face, and even the Yan Shenggong of the Confucian Mansion threw his face at Zhu Yuanzhang, even if he ordered to summon him, he refused to enter the Beijing to face the saint.
The reason is that Lao Zhu has no basic plate, and he needs literati to manage the country, and he doesn't dare to offend too much.
Also in the early days of the dynasty, the Qing Dynasty did not urinate the literati, and the officials of the people came out of the Eight Banners, and did not give the literati a chance to play at all.
Zhu Yuanzhang actually has a basic plate, that is, Huaixi Xungui, but this basic plate is too shallow and not single-minded.
Especially after Zhu Biao's death, Zhu Yuanzhang's other successor, Zhu Yunwen, was looked down upon by Huaixi Xungui, and Zhu Yunwen did not represent the interests of Huaixi.
In order to prevent his grandson from being usurped, Zhu Yuanzhang had to sharpen his knife and attack the old brothers.
It's a pity that he didn't calculate his good saint grandson, and the first thing he did after taking the throne was to be dragged by Fang Xiaoru and others to cut the domain, and the method was still very low-level, so that the vassal king was forced to rebel.
The purpose of cutting the feudal domain was to prevent the feudal king from rebelling, and the feudal king had to rebel in order to survive...... Ask for a hammer to get a hammer belongs to yes.
Putting away his thoughts, Li Yu said to Mu Guiying:
"Killing can be killed, it depends on what method you use, and there must be a group of loyal people to you, so that the dynasty can develop."
As far as the urine of the literati of the Song Dynasty is concerned, Mu Guiying is really going to be the emperor, and they will most likely quickly control the court, and even be able to make the decree not leave the palace.
If you want to clean them up, you have to use your brain.
Li Yu thought about it, installed a few Q&A apps on Mu Guiying's mobile phone, and taught how to use it by the way:
"If you have any questions in the future, just ask them above, and see how netizens answer...... There are thousands of keyboard warriors, and it's time to play to their strengths on paper. ”
Mu Guiying's eyes lit up:
"Sir, did you find a group of staff for the emperor? Will my identity be revealed? ”
Li Yu smiled:
"No one knows who you are, you can ask whatever you want, even if you ask very tricky, people will only think that you are idle and panicked, or to accumulate materials for writing books, no one will really think that you are an ancient person."
"Can this be? Then I'll start with a wave of questions. ”
Li Yu reminded:
"Don't post selfies and let them compliment you on your beauty, if netizens see your appearance, just wait for their 24-hour private messages to harass you."
"Oh, okay!"
Mu Guiying really wanted to send a selfie to try, since Mr. didn't let it, then forget it.
Listen to the master over there, listen to the master here, and don't get beaten on either side, Oye!
In the evening, Li Yu went to the warehouse again, checked it carefully, and confirmed that there was no blood, so he put away Wu Song's double knives, so as not to cause misunderstanding when people saw them.
After taking a turn in the warehouse and just about to leave, the tall son suddenly appeared:
"Sir, that saint appeared in my dream again, it was still like a cloud, I couldn't see it really, I scolded a few words, but he didn't react."
No response?
Has the saint reached such a point where he has no desires and no desires?
Li Yu asked:
"How did you scold, tell me about it."
If a saint really reaches the point of having no desires and no desires, it means that he has already turned into a Taoist, otherwise there will definitely be emotional fluctuations, and he may also be provoked.
That's the case with an old mother who likes to play her brains.
Zi was scratched his head, a little embarrassed to say dirty words in front of Li Yu, but he still said everything that happened in the dream as it was.
There is really a lack of swear language...... Li Yu didn't expect that the dignified Shang King, the scolding basically stayed at the innocuous words such as I will execute your whole family and kill your descendants, and he didn't even greet his mother.
Of course, these innate beings have no mother to speak of, and if they scold, they are scolded in vain.
It's time to make up for the child, there is one out of the homestay, and the eloquence is not too bad, especially a general surnamed Lu, who is the chief language expert of the homestay.
Now that he needs to scold the saint, he naturally has to send his strongest combat power to teach Zi a lesson, so that he can feel the charm of language.
It's a pity that Sun Facai can't come, otherwise he will be scolded in exchange for him, and even Tiandao may not be able to stand it.
"Prime Minister Shang Rong and Uncle Wang have already set off for Huoyun Cave, I am worried about their safety, and specially asked Huang Feihu to lead the army to protect him.
As the first person under the sage, Kong Xuan's combat effectiveness is beyond doubt.
A master of this level is a bit condescending to serve as the chief soldier, so he is still promoted, and no matter where there is a situation in the future, he can send Kong Xuan to support.
"Biyou Palace issued a new canon, urging the immortals to abide by the laws of the world and not to harm the creatures of the human race.
The opportunity for the master of Tongtian to become holy is that there is no class in teaching, so he has a wide range of disciples, but now that Tongtian has turned into a Tao, Biyou Palace is Duobao has the final say, so he can naturally re-standardize the canons and cut off the cause and effect of the sect in advance.
As soon as the canons came out, the Sect Interception Immortals who were originally good at enjoying the shade under the big trees broke away from the Sect Interception, which made Duobao and the others breathe a sigh of relief.
There are not so many causes and effects, and it will be more convenient to transform the sect.
"Taishi said that some laws will be gradually promulgated in the future, some for the human race, some for the demon race, and some for all kinds of immortals."
Since embracing the Terrans has the hope of turning the tables, several members of the core of the Interception Sect have changed quickly, intending to stabilize the situation first, and then they will take the maintenance of the Terrans as their own responsibility and wantonly hunt down and kill those immortals who have killed the Terrans.
This reduces cause and effect, and at the same time accumulates merit.
For innate beings, the aura of heaven and earth is endless, and merit is not rare, but after the aura becomes thinner and thinner, merit and belief will become the only resources that can improve the realm.
In particular, merit can also offset karmic calamities, and it is definitely the rarest existence in the future immortal cultivation world.
Therefore, before the official start of the gods, a wave of layout will be laid out first, so that the core forces of the sect can feel the benefits of merit in advance.
Li Yu believed that Duobao had been a Buddha for so many years, and he would definitely be able to arrange the matter of intercepting the teachings, so he didn't ask too much, but chatted with Zishou about the arrangements at the mortal level:
"Has the weapon sent by Lu Bu been sent?"
"Huang Feihu was very happy, saying that the new equipment can improve the combat effectiveness of the army to a higher level, and when he comes back from Huoyun Cave, he will start to train with the training methods of later generations to make the army more combative."
Before the beginning of the story of the gods, Zishou took the route of hard work, and now that he has come into contact with the real world, he has worked harder.
But this was not enough, when could the slaves be freed before the Shang Dynasty could really rise.
However, doing so is tantamount to completely tearing up the face with the aristocracy, and when the time comes, not only Xiqi will rebel, but other princes will probably make trouble.
At the end of the dynasty, these were inevitable.
Now what Zishou has to do is to stabilize the core area around Chaoge, and when these places have completed the ideological transformation and the slaves have been liberated, they will burst out with strong combat effectiveness and creativity.
"The supplies for you are ready, you can get them back, and I'll call Lu Bu."
Because the Yin Shang Dynasty had immortals, it didn't provide much support in terms of productivity, and it still had to find a way to involve the immortals in production.
For example, those immortals who are good at making magic weapons, let them get some magic weapons for salt purification, and the salt of Baihuahua can not only be sold, but even exported to the Three Kingdoms, Sui and Tang Dynasties, Water Margin and other worlds.
The salt blessed by divine power, the mother said that it was good after eating it...... I don't know how many brains will collapse with such advertising words.
The materials that Li Yu prepared for his son included salt, clothing, sanitary products, toiletries, etc., which were basically for the royal family and ministers.
The resources are limited, so we can only use the people around us first, and at the same time, we can also let everyone accept the advanced cultural life little by little.
Later, when the resources are abundant, they will sink to the people, emancipate the thinking of the entire Shang Dynasty in a subtle way, and get rid of some bad habits that are not suitable for development.
Zishou drove his electric five-wheeler over, and when he was loading the car, Li Yu came to the door of the kitchen and found Brother Dao who was guarding the dog basin and waiting for dinner.
"Help me call Lu Bu over, and ask him for help if you have something."
Brother Dao lazily raised his eyelids, motionless and set up a shelf again.
Li Yu patted its head:
"I cooked two rabbits today, why don't you change it to sorghum rice if you don't want to eat it? I heard that carnivores will gain a lot of merit if they eat vegetarian once in a while, do you want to try it? ”
Brother Dao's eyes widened, and he reluctantly got up and prepared to go to the study.
Li Yu squatted down and put his arms around its neck and asked:
"Is the good luck cat your friend?"
Brother Dao was stunned, and nodded hesitantly, obviously, it has a grudge with the good luck cat, but it is still a friend overall.
Seeing that this guy confessed, Li Yu said:
"It blessed Wu Erlang to get rid of the spy this time, and also piggybacked on a pig, thank you for me, if it weren't for its good luck, there is a high probability that it wouldn't have gone so well."
Although Wu Song and Yan Qing's minds are both first-class, but after all, it is a spy stronghold, when the son of the imperial lieutenant still stays in it, under strict defense, although the two of them can break in, but it will never be as Wu Song described, the success is smoother than Defu.
Brother Dao didn't expect Li Yu to be so polite, so he was stunned for a moment, rubbed Li Yu with his head, and trotted to the study.
When Li Yu walked into the warehouse with a pot of braised pork, Lu Bu had already arrived, and he was tasting several new flavors of compressed biscuits.
"Brother Xian, these compressed biscuits have a good taste, and there are nuts in them, which are delicious to chew."
Li Yu put the braised pork on the dining table in the corner of the warehouse, took two large bags of wide noodles, and prepared to make Lu Bu and Zishou's favorite oily noodles in the warehouse.
As he busied, he said:
"It's custom-made in the factory, the cost is a little higher, and it only supplies the world in the book...... How is Liu Xie now? ”
It's been a long time since I've heard from the big apprentice, and I don't know if I've been bullied by the palace maids.
As soon as Lu Bu heard this, he quickly took out his mobile phone from his arms:
"I found the little emperor for my brother, and I specially recorded a video for you to see."
When Li Yu heard this, he stopped what he was doing, took the mobile phone and clicked on the video, and the figure of the eldest apprentice Liu Xie appeared in the picture.
"After a few months, Xie finally got in touch with Mr., these months the world has been reversed, the artifact is covered with dust, fortunately, there are Tinghou and other soldiers who bravely killed the enemy, so that the Han has a glimmer of light, Xie is grateful!"
Damn, don't forget to buy people's hearts at this time, is it really a ten-year-old child?
Liu Xie in the video is still the same as in the past, neither humble nor arrogant, with a calm expression, this elementary school style is very similar to Yue Fei, but unfortunately the two can't meet, otherwise I really want the two children to sit together to see who is tighter.
Since entering the customs, the students have felt pity for the people who have died of starvation and disease on the side of the road, but they have not been able to do anything, and they have deeply realized the wise saying that "power comes out of the barrel of a gun...... I heard that there are several ministers who are enthusiastic about serving the country are planning to punish Dong, if it starts, the students will ask for orders to participate, and together with the monarchs, they will punish Dong and thieves, and return the world to a bright future. ”
A man who serves the country with blood...... Li Yu thought of Guo Jiaxun, Zhong Xuan and others getting together to swallow clouds and spit out fog, and felt that it was more appropriate to call it a hot-blooded smoking gun.
Fortunately, Jia Xu is more restrained and does not get involved in any bad habits that affect his lifespan, otherwise the old smoking gun team will add another member.
The video is not long, Liu Xie threw his hand to the ground after speaking, full of royal style, I remember that Liu Bei was so meticulous when he worshiped Yue Fei.
Li Yu returned the phone to Lu Bu:
"I called you here today because I want your godson to be scolded."
As soon as he heard this, Lu Bu rolled up his sleeves:
"Scolding whom?"
"Saint!"
Lu Bu: ????????
Did the virtuous brother think that I was slow to capture beautiful women, and took the opportunity to beat me?
Scolding the saint, do you want me to die young?
Li Yu didn't know what this guy was thinking, and said to himself:
"Two days ago, a saint went to Zishou in a dream, warning him not to go against the sky, otherwise he will bear the consequences, Niangniang said that a saint made a move, but it is difficult to say who it is. I thought that the saint couldn't hurt his son, so I asked him to try to scold two sentences, but he didn't know how to scold, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while. ”
The son is subject to five big and three coarse, so it's no problem for him to beat people, let alone kill people, but it's not okay to scold people.
Thinking of his clumsy greeting to the saint with limited vocabulary, Li Yu was full of black lines.
For you to provoke the saint, not for you to tickle the saint.
As soon as Lu Bu heard that Niangniang knew about this, his originally extinguished heart was suddenly ignited:
"Since San'er left, I have sworn not to scold, but since Zishou needs guidance, and my master has no objection, let's make an exception and give a little guidance...... You can't say anything too harsh, lest you annoy the saint and re-establish the earth, and the master will blame him. ”
Good guy, you're pretty confident in your profession!
Li Yu boiled the water, and was just about to start cooking noodles, when Zishou turned on the electric five wheels and came back.
Lu Bu walked over with a smile:
"Do you want to learn to scold? I have a little bit of experience on this matter, and I can share a thing or two with you. ”
Zishou hurriedly bowed:
"Then thank you Wenhou, this king has always believed that if he can do it, he will not move his mouth, he has never scolded anyone, and he doesn't know how to provoke people."
Lu Bu sat down in the electric five-wheeled car and talked eloquently:
"This is easy to do, just pick up the sore spot and say it, just like I attacked San'er, I grabbed the sore spot and attacked it, even if it is a saint, I can't stand it."
Zishou asked with some embarrassment:
"The saint has no father, no mother, and no family and descendants, how should he be scolded?"
"Everything in the world can find its source, and if he has no father or mother, it can only mean that he is a beast...... Well, in the name of the king, you can make him the first big beast in heaven and earth, or find some lowly insects as the parents of saints, and then trample him to death...... If there is no source, let's create a source for him! ”
Damn, you've really played the smear to perfection.
This way of scolding the undead and disgusting the dead may really annoy the saint.
Zishou is the king of Shang, and Chrysostom said that as long as he pulls down his face and smears him, the dignified congenital saint may soon be of the same origin as maggots, mosquitoes and flies.
When he was eaten by Kong Xuan, he immediately came out of Kong Xuan's belly, and in order not to get involved in cause and effect, he also deliberately recognized Kong Xuan as the Buddha's mother, and Kong Xuan has since become Kong Xuan.
If the Son is to arrange the saints indiscriminately, maybe there will be new causes and effects.
Li Yu listened to Lu Bu's brain-opening words, and really wanted to invite Niangniang over and let her see Lu Fengxian's eloquence.
Until the oily noodles were ready, Lu Bu's mouth never stopped, and Zishou sighed again and again when he heard it, he never thought that language would have such a lethal power when used well.
"It's a pity that Wen Hou can't go to the world of gods, otherwise this king will seal you as a word side by side, and join hands with me to create a prosperous world."
Lu Bu doesn't give the sage a chance to find fault and settle accounts:
"Ha, I'm just just opening a brain hole, it's nothing, anyway, you have to remember, talk more about the pain points of the saints, such as others have turned into the Tao, why didn't you turn into the Tao, are you too stupid?"
In a simple sentence, it hurts more than Xiao Li's flying knife.
Zishou pulled a mouthful of oil and splashed noodles, feeling that in just half an hour, there were more swear words than he had been exposed to in the past 28 years.
No wonder Brother Zhang Feixian can't scold Wen Hou, this eloquence is indeed okay.
During the meal, Li Yu was worried that Zishou would be overwhelmed by Lu Bu's swearing, so he deliberately talked about the progress of the Water Margin Yue World.
Hearing that Gao Yanei was captured, Lu Bu excitedly rubbed his little hands:
"Can you get it for me? Feng Xiao recently wanted to explain the method of extorting confessions by torture to the officers and men of the army, and if he could use Gao Yanei as a teaching material, the soldiers would definitely be able to study more seriously. ”
Damn, you're really good at recycling...... Li Yu didn't agree:
"Uncle Liu Huang should have an arrangement, let's use it for him first, if it's not dead after using it, I'll find a way to bring it to you."
Lu Bu took a bite of a piece of pig's nose arch:
"Next, it's time for the third son to rob his daughter-in-law, I don't know if he can do it...... Next time, let Jiro help ask, if you need a mount, my Chitu can participate. ”
Well, although people can't go over, they can let the red rabbit horse go over and have fun.
Li Yu nodded, indicating that he would bring the words.
After the meal, Zishou learned scolding words for a while, and rode back on the electric five wheels, Lu Bu was just about to leave, suddenly patted his head, and thought of something important:
"Li Ru asked someone to send me a post and wanted to invite me to drink...... Do you think he's going to get any information about me and want to ask me for walkie-talkies or something? ”
Huh? Not to mention, it's really possible.
Although the last battle against Cao Cao was fought very happily, after all, it was the Bingzhou Army and the Xiliang Army led by Xu Rong who participated in the battle, and if someone revealed it, it would reach Li Ru's ears sooner or later.
Thinking of this, Li Yu looked at Lu Bu and asked:
"Mr. Wenhe, what do they say?"
There are a bunch of strategists over there with more than 90 intelligence, let's not waste this brain cell, let's listen to everyone's analysis first!
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Today's book has officially exceeded one million, and those who can catch up here are true love, thank you, and thank you to the operation officer of this book [The rain is clear] for his dedication and help, bow!
Ask for a monthly pass again, for the first time in my life, I rushed into the top 100 of the monthly ticket list, I hope you can help me stabilize, thank you again!
(End of chapter)