Chapter 252: Wu Erlang is getting engaged? 【Happy New Year】
"It seems that Gui Ying took the ......"
Li Yu regretted bringing it to the warehouse a little, originally thinking that the venue here was bigger and safer, but it was big, and the safety was not at all.
In a sense, this should be the most unsafe place in the entire B&B.
Zhou Ruotong didn't expect Mu Guiying to really have such a bandit side, and asked with a smile:
"What now? Waiting for her here? ”
As soon as Li Yu was about to say that he would find a way to call the female bandit over, the air in the middle of the warehouse fluctuated, and Mu Guiying came to the real world again.
This girl has good eyelids, and when she looks at everyone's reaction, she knows that she is in trouble.
She took out a gold brick and spoke first:
"Eh, Mr. your gold has fallen, I just picked it up for you, don't throw it away next time, what can I do if I smash the flowers and plants......"
Good fellow, buy me with gold, right?
Li Yu estimated that this gold brick was at least two catties or more, and it was really bought:
"If you like that crossbow, you can let someone make another one when you go back, but you haven't seen this sister Zhou yet, take it first, and let's study the difficulty of imitation."
"Okay, okay, I'll go ......"
Mu Guiying didn't get naughty anymore, and quickly took the suitcase back, and added a few more pieces of gold by the way, so that Li Yudu wanted to deliberately put some materials that female bandits liked in the warehouse.
What savior can resist the temptation to give gold at every turn?
Zhou Ruotong took the crossbow and studied it, skillfully wound it, loaded a crossbow arrow, and pulled the trigger on a pile of wood in the corner.
"Bang!"
The crossbow arrow shot steadily into a piece of wood, and almost all the arrows pierced into it, much stronger than Yan Qing's crossbow.
Zhou Ruotong tried to shoot two more arrows and commented:
"The range is more than twice as strong as Yan Qing's original one, and it has a strong lethality within 100 meters...... If it is replaced by the volume of a modern bow and crossbow, the range should be more than 200 meters, and such a crossbow is suitable for military use. ”
To put it simply, sacrificing range and lethality in exchange for a reduction in size is a bit more than worth the loss.
Li Yu also tried it, and felt that the crossbow was quite fun, but unfortunately hunting is not allowed now, otherwise he can go to the mountains to find a few hares or something to practice his hands.
After shooting a few arrows, Li Yu wound the crossbow, loaded the short arrows, and handed it to Diao Chan, who also wanted to experience it:
"Little cicada, try it, feel the strength."
Diao Chan held the crossbow in both hands, aimed according to Zhou Ruotong's guidance, and then pulled the trigger, watching the short arrow fly straight out, the little girl said happily:
"It feels so much fun!"
As soon as he heard this, Li Yu loaded Diao Chan with a few more arrows, and when she had had fun, she put them in the suitcase.
周若桐 says:
"Even if this kind of crossbow is made, it is only suitable for assassination, next time I will bring the crossbow from the capital home, and let Zhao Dahu copy a few, that kind of professional crossbow is more suitable for the ancient battlefield."
Since this is the case, then let Yue Fei bring this steel crossbow back to Yan Qing first, and surprise Tianqiaoxing.
As for Mu Guiying, let Zhao Dahu make a new one at dinner, anyway, this girl has a flying knife, and she holds a crossbow for fun, so there is no urgency.
On the contrary, it is Yan Qing, without the crossbow, the combat effectiveness will drop a lot.
"Gui Ying, give this crossbow to Yan Qing first, and I'll make it for you next time, okay?"
Since Marshal Mu gave the gold, let's discuss it carefully, after all, we have to show enough respect for money.
Mu Guiying patted her flat little belly and said weakly:
"Sir, I can give it when, I'm not in a hurry, it's just that I've done my best for the things in the cottage today, and I haven't eaten a drop of rice yet, and if I don't eat something, I may collapse ......"
Looking at the way you look like you're alive, you don't look like you're going to collapse.
Li Yu muttered and waved his hand:
"That's it, let's drive to the city for afternoon tea, you can show off whatever you want, what's the matter?"
It's too early for dinner now, there is no other food in the kitchen except for some lo-mei, and there is a Cantonese tea restaurant membership card given by Professor Zhou in the bag, so it is better to go and spend a wave.
Mu Guiying frowned, disappointed:
"I'm hungry, and you actually let me drink tea?"
Diao Chan smiled and explained to her:
"In addition to tea, there are all kinds of snacks, there are many types, Sister Guiying can let go of her belly and eat hard."
As soon as he heard this, Lord Mu Zhai was a little embarrassed:
"It's like a rice bucket...... Let's go, let's go, let's go now, I want to take Sister Zhou's car and be Sister Zhou's flower messenger! ”
Zhou Ruotong warmly invited:
"Okay, okay, or Gui Ying will still live in the city tonight."
"That's great, I can't ask for it!"
Can you add me a ...... Li Yu opened his mouth and muttered in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it, but obediently put the suitcase into the tin house.
Diao Chan and Mu Guiying sat on Zhou Ruotong's Land Rover Guard, while Li Yu rode a motorcycle, following alone.
Several people came to the tea restaurant, ordered a bunch of delicacies and a pot of Tieguanyin, and chatted while eating.
It was not until five o'clock in the afternoon that Mu Guiying said that she was full.
Leaving the tea restaurant, Mu Guiying and Diao Chan held Zhou Ruotong left and right, and went to the underwear shop next to them under Li Yu's envious gaze.
Li Yu went to the bubble tea shop opposite to buy drinks for everyone.
When he came over with milk tea, Mu Guiying, who was waiting for a drink, revealed an important piece of information:
"Sister Zhou wears a size of 34D, and your baby will not be wronged in the future."
Li Yu: ?????????
What do you usually read on the web, why do you know it better than me?
However, no matter how bitter you are, you can't be bitter to the child, and the abundance of the granary is really important...... cough, Professor Zhou can't hear this, otherwise a severe beating is indispensable.
After the three of them finished visiting the underwear store, their interest was aroused, and they planned to go to the mall, Li Yu did not continue to follow, but took the Zhizhi berries bought for Niangniang and rode back on a motorcycle.
When he came to the scenic spot, as soon as he walked into the sensing range of the statue, the voice of the old mother was relieved in his mind:
"Yo, this is just back from a date."
No, it's not called dating, it's called skipping subjects before the ghost door closes...... Li Yu slipped to the statue and sat down, and asked curiously:
"Why did Luo Zhenren build your god statue, and the gods and Buddhas appeared in turn?"
"Oh, I can't figure it out...... When you are on the verge of turning into a path, the most important thing you should do is to restrain your faith and reduce the number of believers, so as not to be pushed to the heavenly path by more mental power, but if I suddenly do the opposite, everyone must be very curious. ”
It's a pity that I can't see that scene, otherwise it will be absolutely shocking.
Maybe the person who broke into Zishou's dream was not so presumptuous because of the change in his mother.
A person who is on the verge of turning into a path suddenly masters the way to delay his transformation path, and anyone who puts it aside will be moved and feared.
Li Yu flipped through his phone, and then asked:
According to the original plot of "Romance of the Gods", in the sixth year of King Zhou, the wife of Li Jing, the general soldier of Chentangguan, was pregnant, and it was not until the ninth year of King Zhou that a meat ball was born...... Is the mother still tossed by the spirit beads this time? ”
Lingzhuzi is Nuwa Niangniang's protector boy, reincarnated and turned around to experience calamity, and now that Mrs. Yin's pregnancy is approaching, Li Yu is very curious about what new ideas Niangniang will come up with.
"No, this time the pregnancy will allow the spirit bead to be born...... Mrs. Yin is Zishou's sister, and when she is pregnant, you let Zishou take Mrs. Yin back to Beijing, away from Chentangguan. ”
Sure enough, it's time to start laying out Xiao Nezha...... Li Yu asked:
"What should I do if Taiyi Zhenren comes to me?"
"Just let Wen Zhong run away, the capital city of Chaoge is solid, and the exposition will not be rash."
It seems that Niangniang has paid attention to the issue of infant education, this is a good thing, without the involvement of Taiyi Zhenren, Nezha will probably not be so much a demon.
Even if you are a demon, let Duobao take it away directly, and use the love in Buddhism to influence this little guy.
has the relationship between the mother and the mother, and Duobao should be very willing to be this male teacher.
"The dragon qi on your eldest apprentice's body is growing stronger and stronger, and the originally dim emperor star is shining again...... Son, it's all your fault, and I'm so happy. ”
Big apprentice?
Are you talking about Liu Xie?
Li Yu said modestly:
"When can I reach the level of Li Shimin, by the way, Niangniang, I recently accepted another apprentice, that is, Chai Jin in "Water Margin", has his fate changed?"
"Yes, but it's not obvious yet...... There are many things that you know in advance that the outcome is not a good thing, just go with the flow. ”
You let me work hard without letting me know the results of my efforts, which is very demoralizing, okay?
As soon as I thought of this, Niangniang's brain collapsed:
"What I can see is only a possibility of their fate, maybe there are other development directions, but if you say it, this possibility will become the only one, and it will only develop according to your ideas, so don't always ask everyone's fate, the only thing I confirm now is the little cicada."
At this time, the sun was setting, and it was a little cold, Li Yu reached into his pocket and found that there was no more White Rabbit toffee in it.
Looking at the packaging, it seems to be the one that Diao Chan likes.
Eating this girl's candy, Li Yu asked:
"Why don't other people's fates be confirmed, but they can confirm the little cicada?"
"Because I spent a lot of time looking at all the possibilities for her future...... Be kind to her, it's both helping her and helping yourself. ”
Can you stop saying these mysterious and mysterious words?
Li Yu has a feeling of being ordered to pick up girls, but he feels that Niangniang is fooling Xuanxuan, some people can say anything in order to eat melons, maybe Niangniang is the same.
However, he couldn't verify it, so he could only take it one step at a time.
I hope that the household registration will be handled as soon as possible, so that the little girl can go to school as soon as possible and experience the life of a normal person.
After taking the entrance examination, and then following Professor Zhou around the country, you should be able to have a preliminary understanding of the world.
Saying goodbye to Niangniang and returning to the B&B, I found that Yue Fei had arrived and was sitting in the restaurant having dinner with Wu Song Lu Bu.
Tonight, Xiuhe tried to make Shandong fried chicken, looking at the three of them, it seems to taste good.
"The big tiger didn't come? I still have something to tell him. ”
Lu Bu gnawed on the chicken paws, and touched Wu Song with a wine glass:
"Halfway through eating, I answered a phone call and hurried out, mysterious, and didn't sound like a man."
In this regard, Wu Song is very experienced:
"It must be a target."
I guess I went on a date with Wen Jing...... Li Yu turned his head to Yue Fei and said:
"Yan Qing's crossbow and arrows have been completed, and he specially made a small steel crossbow for him, which can shoot a hundred meters away, and bring it back later, maybe it will be used on the road."
"Okay, the student will bring it to Brother Yanqing later."
Wu Song drank the wine in the cup, stood up and solemnly announced a very important thing:
"Brother Li, Brother Fengxian, I may be engaged in the near future...... originally planned to get engaged at the end of the year, but Zhenzhen couldn't wait and bought the wedding house. ”
Yes?
Is it so fast!
The Buddha said that women are tigers, and it just so happens that Wu Erlang is a hero who fights tigers, and there is really a way to deal with women.
Yue Fei reacted the fastest, holding the juice in front of him and said:
"Congratulations to Senior Brother Wu, if my father-in-law knows, he will definitely be very happy!"
Wu Song nodded:
"Indeed, it's a pity that he can't come to the real world, otherwise he would have been able to attend our engagement banquet."
The woman took the initiative to ask for an engagement and bought a wedding house one step in advance, how intimate...... Such a life is indeed enviable.
Lu Bu likes to be lively, and proposed:
"Miss Hao is in the Hanfu business, so it's better to hold a Hanfu engagement banquet, so that we can also attend and support Erlang for a scene."
It would be strange to have a group of people in ancient costumes at a general engagement banquet, but the Hanfu engagement banquet will not look abrupt, and it is even quite novel and chic.
Wu Song's eyes lit up:
"Little brother is only your family, and I am worried about how to let everyone participate in the engagement banquet, since Brother Fengxian has proposed, let's hold a Hanfu engagement banquet."
After chatting about this, Lu Bu said to Li Yu:
"The video you and your younger siblings recorded, the little emperor was moved to tears after watching it, and after crying, he kowtowed to the photo of the two of you to express his gratitude."
For the first time in a long time, I feel the same love as my family, and it's normal for the little guy to be unable to control himself.
After eating and drinking, everyone went to the warehouse to see the steel crossbow together, and Lu Bu tried to play without saying a word, thinking that it would be better if the range could be farther.
Yue Fei took out the gold in the box and handed it to Li Yu, and then noticed that the materials of the Fengshen World and the Three Kingdoms World were damaged:
"What's going on? Did someone test shoot crossbow arrows at these supplies? ”
Li Yu hurriedly said:
"I did it, I didn't do it well...... This thing is so powerful that it scared the hell out of me. ”
The owner of Mu Zhai has already taken the money, so there is no need to confess her.
Lu Bu looked at the angle and distance of the shot with a smile, did not speak, but patted Li Yu's shoulder, and muttered with a smile:
"It's another day of envy for my virtuous brother!"
After speaking, he led the red rabbit horse back to the Three Kingdoms World, planning to drive the electric five wheels over and transfer all the materials of the Bingzhou army, so as not to stay here and continue to be plagued by a bandit.
Wu Song was worried about the Hanfu engagement banquet, and after playing with the steel crossbow for a while, he drove down the mountain and went to find Hao Zhenzhen.
Waiting for Yue Fei to leave with the suitcase, Li Yu returned to the study, turned on the computer, and was about to rest for a while, only to find that Zhou Ruotong had sent a message:
"We've gone back to the Guanlan Mingshu community, bought you two sweatshirts, and I'll give them to you tomorrow...... Little Cicada even knows the size of your clothes, hehe, you wait for me! ”
This hehe, Li Yu trembled.
Professor Zhou, the head of the military command, won't come up with any powerful criminal law?
Li Yu posted a slippery kneeling emoji:
"Tong Baobao, I was wrong, by the way, Li Shimin wrote me a letter, I'll give it to you tomorrow, so that you can see how ugly Li Erfeng's words were when he was a child."
The letter that Qin Qiong brought last time was in the study, and I forgot to show it to Professor Zhou.
Take it out now, just enough to disperse a wave of firepower.
Sure enough, speaking of this letter, Zhou Ruotong was really interested:
"Really? Let me see tomorrow...... All the letters were kept in the future, and these were precious. ”
"Uh-huh, I'll be my wife!"
Chatting, Li Yu unconsciously came up with the size revealed by Mu Guiying in his mind:
"34D, this should be the perfect size, right?"
My baby is really the best.
At the end of the chat, he opened the game and killed indiscriminately, feeling that it was not enjoyable, and specially clicked on a lawn mowing game, and the sudden killing did not stop.
In the end, I opened Oka 2 and sent two trips of goods, calming down.
But when I lay in bed, my mind still flashed with the mysterious 34D.
The next day, Li Yu got up and ran and happened to run into Zhao Dahu:
"Is that crossbow easy to make?"
"It's not difficult, many accessories can be ordered directly online...... Do you have any ideas? ”
"Make me another set...... Make five sets, don't worry, I'm purely a collection, and I will never take it out and use it indiscriminately. ”
Zhao Dahu said helplessly:
"I'm young, and sooner or later you'll be sent down the path of crime...... Is the size still like that? Do you have any other requirements? ”
"One set is small, and the remaining sets can be correspondingly larger, but not so difficult that they can't be wound...... Specifically, if you look at it, I'll transfer you 10,000 yuan first. ”
Afraid that Zhao Dahu would regret it, Li Yu hurriedly transferred the money, and then continued to run.
After breakfast, he first went to feed the horses, then went to buy vegetables, and when he returned to the homestay, he found that Zhou Ruotong's car had been parked at the door.
After delivering the dishes to the kitchen, Li Yu took three steps and made two steps to the study, where Professor Zhou was sitting in front of the computer and watching the copied video.
In order to prevent someone from getting angry, he quickly turned over Li Shimin's letter:
"This is the letter from our second apprentice, and I invite Tong Baobao to take a look."
Zhou Ruotong paused the video and hooked his hand at him.
When Li Yu bent over, the big beauty hugged her neck and kissed her, and then stretched out her gentle little hand to her waist, so that Li Yu once again enjoyed the joy of pain and happiness.
When she had kissed enough, she took the letter and read it.
Li Yu lifted his clothes and saw the skin that had been twisted red by someone, and he wanted to cry without tears.
"Does it hurt?"
"It hurts...... It doesn't hurt...... Don't dare to hurt. ”
Zhou Ruotong gently rubbed him:
"Okay, the car is here today, it's my compensation to you, okay?"
Car?
Not long after, a large box of goods drove to the door of the homestay.
The door opened, and Li Yu saw the Bentley Bentayga inside, but unlike the ordinary Bentayga, the hood of this Bentayga was covered with carbon fiber plates, the body became smoother, and the wheels and front face seemed to have been redesigned.
"Maisari is a company that specializes in luxury car tuning, and this Bentayga is their product...... I wanted to order you for the 900 hp model, but it took a few months to get it, so I switched to the 700 hp one, but the interior and other options are top-of-the-line. ”
Looking at this luxury car, which was as beautiful as a work of art, Li Yu grabbed Professor Zhou's hand and put it on his waist:
"Daughter-in-law, you don't have to twist it twice, otherwise I won't be at ease ...... driving."
(End of chapter)