Chapter 256: The Identity of the Dog [Asking for a Monthly Pass]

"I'll go now, you can take these boxes of Swiss rolls with you."

Li Yu pointed to the newly bought Swiss rolls, packed some snacks, and prepared to go to the scenic spot to find Niangniang.

Mu Guiying looked at the cardboard box and asked in a low voice:

"Sir, Sister Zhou said that this kind of food is very high in calories, I am going to eat fat, and the name of the first beauty of the B&B is not me, right?"

Your worries are a bit unnecessary...... Li Yu packed the dim sum and grabbed some individually packaged instant rice balls and stuffed them into the bag:

"Swiss rolls are for mothers, you can keep a box if you want to eat them."

"Yes sir, I promise to deliver."

After Mu Guiying carried Switzerland away, Li Yu also wandered to the scenic spot with a mind full of questions, wondering what happened to Liu Bei.

If it's really the Nine Heavens Xuannu who is a ghost, then I will completely tear my face with her.

When she reached the range of the statue, the mother spoke:

"Liu Bei, something went wrong with their itinerary, so I asked Gui Ying to come to you to discuss."

State? Consult?

It doesn't seem like a big deal.

Li Yu came to the steps of the statue and sat down, tore open an instant rice ball, and said:

"What's the matter?"

"They happened to meet Zhaoqin, and the hydrangea flew into Xuande's arms, and now the family asked Liu Bei to stay and marry and live for half a year to inherit the family business."

Li Yu: ????????

The last blue-eyed child who planned to make a beauty trick on the emperor's uncle lost his wife and broke his army, why is he still using this outdated strategy now?

You don't need to ask to know that this is definitely the Nine Heavens Xuannu in order to stop Liu Bei's pace, she deliberately did this.

It seems that she is also afraid of being questioned by the emperor of the world in person, since she knows, why has she been obsessed with going all the way to the dark?

"This thing is glutinous and delicious, buy me a box next time."

Like a foodie, the mother has no resistance to all desserts.

This also shows that sugar was a material that was in short supply in ancient times, and the gods were relatively rare.

李裕 says:

"It's better to eat it chilled...... What are your plans? Can't Xuande just walk away? ”

"Forcibly dismantling it will damage Xuande's marriage, but if you don't dismantle it, it will definitely delay the trip, so I ask you what you think."

My idea is to directly scold the Xuannu, my ancestors!

What the hell, the goddess in charge of war, not to mention opening up the territory to conquer the city, doing these messy tricks every day, Huaxia has you immortals are really bloody.

Li Yu scolded indignantly in his heart, and then said:

"Let's tear it down directly, the dignified emperor can marry whoever he wants, what does Xuande think of? It's okay to lose a little marriage, it's a big deal to find a wife for Xuande from another world, he is the emperor, are you still worried about marriage? ”

The mother smiled:

"Don't get excited, people have a position on someone's side, but they're just anxious...... Besides, this is not a bad thing for Xuande, the more you experience, the more you can temper your mind. ”

So you didn't stop it, did you?

Li Yuzheng muttered, and suddenly there was a picture in his mind, and it was Liu Guanzhang who appeared in it.

"I'll share the picture of that world with you, if there are signs of Xuande's mind being lost, I'll stop it, if not, I'll see how he handles it first."

Wow, this isn't a live broadcast across time and space!

Unfortunately, it can only be shared directly in your mind within 500 meters of the statue, and it would be perfect if you could share it on a monitor or screen, and everyone can watch the world of the book live on TV every day.

Go back and pull a network cable, play it on the Internet, and make a lot of money properly!

Just thinking about it, Niangniang rewarded a brain meltdown:

"I used my divine power to share the picture for you, stinky boy, you actually want to make money?"

Ahem, that's what I thought...... Li Yu put away his thoughts and looked at the picture in his mind.

The three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang were standing at the door of a palatial mansion, surrounded by people eating melons, Xuande was holding the hydrangea in his hand, and was saluting a person dressed as a housekeeper:

"Please forgive this old man, I was just passing by, and I didn't know that your house was throwing hydrangeas to recruit relatives, and I didn't expect the hydrangea to fly into my arms...... There is something important in the next place, and you need to hurry immediately, so please forgive me. ”

Liu Bei's mind is now full of confronting the Nine Heavens Xuannu, and the whole of Huaxia is also waiting for him to save him, but he has no heart to recruit relatives.

Zhang Fei hugged his arms with a wicked smile on his face, looking at the lively posture, while Guan Yu frowned, probably thinking about why such a coincidental thing happened.

Liu Bei thought that he could leave after making it clear, but he didn't expect the housekeeper to ignore it and say:

"If you take the hydrangea, you have to marry our young lady, if you don't marry, it will humiliate the Chen family, and the master will not let you go."

Liu Bei arched his hand and said politely:

"Your good intentions are really unblessed, and you have to rush around now, please forgive your sins."

He was too lazy to negotiate anymore, and planned to leave quickly, lest he see more and more excitement and he couldn't leave if he wanted to.

But the more Liu Bei retreated, the more unrelenting the housekeeper became:

"Whatever you say today, you have to be the son-in-law of our Chen family, otherwise you can't afford the consequences...... Let me tell you, our master has a bad temper and offended him, so the three of you are waiting for life to be better than death. ”

As soon as he heard this, Guan Erye came up:

"How is life better than death? Don't you Chen family have a royal law to talk about? ”

The housekeeper didn't answer, but grabbed Liu Bei's arm and dragged him to the door, ready to drag it in, but as soon as he made a move, Lao Guan's temper came up, picked up his big hand like a fan, and slapped it.

The butler suddenly flew out and fell heavily to the ground, and before he could open his mouth to remember to speak, he spat out a large mouthful of blood, and there were several teeth in the blood.

After the fight, Guan Yu stepped on the butler's chest again, then looked up at the sky, and gradually exerted force under his feet.

He had already guessed that this might be done by the immortals, so he did it directly to see how the immortals behind the scenes would react.

Zhang Fei didn't look at the excitement at this time, squatted aside, and patted the butler's face with interest:

"Are you still forcing us to marry?"

"A good man spares his life, a good man spares his life!"

The housekeeper begged for mercy vaguely, but Zhang Fei didn't let him get his wish:

"What about you, are you still forcing us to marry?"

"No, no, the hero spares his life!"

Li Yu blinked, he didn't expect to solve Liu Bei's stumped problem with Guan Yu, he asked curiously:

"Is this really the arrangement of the Nine Heavens Xuannu?"

"No, I deduced it just now, it's a fairy named Chen Tuan who is playing tricks...... The old man Chen that this housekeeper said should be Chen Jun. ”

Good guy, this doesn't mean that Yue Quanchuan saved the lives of Yue Fei's mother and son, but I didn't expect him to end up.

Now that the Water Margin said that the Yue world is really getting more and more chaotic.

Niangniang deduced again:

"The marriage has been broken, as if someone noticed my deduction and quickly stopped, I don't know whether it was Zhun Ti or the lamp...... If you don't go to the layout of the world of gods, you actually come here to make trouble, it's like looking for death! ”

Li Yu asked:

"What's next?"

"Yue Lao is indiscriminately arranged, and I have punished him for thinking about it behind closed doors for a thousand years."

Li Yu: ???????

Isn't it a lamp or a quasi-lifter? What does the old man do?

"Punishing him is to prevent others from interfering in the world in the book through Yue Lao, Yue Lao can also rest, and he doesn't need to deal with these human relations all day long, and by the way, use this matter to beat the immortals of the heavenly court, lest they continue to interfere in the world."

In the picture, the three brothers were about to leave with their horses, when the gate opened, and an old man on crutches walked out:

"Why do you have to go against the sky?"

Liu Bei had already reacted at this time:

"I just want to protect the human race, if you are an immortal who grew up in the world, please don't continue to be a lackey in the heavenly realm, if you are not an immortal in the world, where do you come from, you are not welcome in the world!"

After speaking, he turned over and rode on the white horse sent by Chai Jin in a dashing manner, and walked away with Guan Yu Zhang Feiyang, leaving the old man with a stunned face.

When they left, the splendid courtyard was gone, the housekeeper who was lying on the ground wailing was gone, and even the melon-eating crowd who were watching before did not know where to go.

Only the old man stood on crutches, and finally bowed respectfully to the sky:

"Thank you for not killing the mother, the little old man is just to return the favor, this matter is over, self-punishment has been closed for thousands of years, please forgive me."

After saying that, the old man also disappeared.

Niangniang cut off the video screen and laughed:

"This Chen Jian is very clever, and he knows that it is not easy to mix, so he quickly slipped away."

Li Yu also laughed, but quickly reacted:

"Mom, were you really going to kill him just now?"

"If he dares to stop it again, the name Chen Tuan will be removed from the Three Realms...... Xuande is now my believer, and he is the emperor of the world, so it is normal for me to protect him thoroughly. ”

When Chen Jian came out, he obviously held back his big move, but after being scolded by Liu Bei, he actually turned off the fire, and it turned out that he realized that Niangniang's side had turned on the fire control radar......

It is estimated that if it continues to be entangled, the wonders of the Tianmen Array will be staged again.

Li Yu was shocked when he ate an instant rice ball, and felt that the world with immortals was really troublesome, or the real world, without these rotten things that the gods were talking about.

After finishing the business, Niangniang tasted all the dim sum and continued to cook the drama, while Li Yu returned to the homestay and sent a message to Zhou Ruotong:

"I almost witnessed the death of my mother just now, and I need a kiss to calm down."

Professor Zhou immediately made a voice call:

"What's the situation?"

Li Yu briefly said what had just happened, and then sighed:

"I really didn't expect the struggle between the gods to be so simple and rude, daughter-in-law, have you arrived home?"

"When I got home, Xiao Cicada finished eating rice noodles, and invited her cram school classmates to drink milk tea, and initially established a friendship, which is very good, I am afraid that she will resist this society and dare not take this step."

The little girl was a master who could execute serial schemes back then, and the double business was online, so it was no problem to mix up with friends.

However, she can take the initiative to make friends, which is a good thing and the first step to integrate into society.

李裕 says:

"It's all taught by Tong Baobao, the pillar of our family, the head of the family, and the real helmsman of the B&B."

"Don't wear a top hat for me, I just bought a copy of "The Complete Book of Torture in the Past Dynasties" today, you can look forward to it."

Li Yu: ?????????

Good guy, do you really plan to go down the road of military command?

Thinking of Professor Zhou's appearance in a patent leather coat with high heels and a leather whip, Li Yu shuddered, and in order to prevent Professor Zhou from really using his mind in this regard, he hurriedly said:

"Daughter-in-law, Guo Jia is worried about the punishment method in that prison, can you give me this book? I gave it to Guo Jia, so that he would only think about smoking, drinking, and soaking in the green house. ”

Zhou Ruotong heard that it was a serious matter, so he did not object:

"Okay, I'll bring it to the unit tomorrow, and you can take it with you when you come to the meeting."

Hanging up the phone, Li Yu sent another message to chat with Diao Chan for a while.

"It's amazing to be with people your age, chatting and complaining about math problems and English listening, it's fun."

After receiving Li Yu's message, the little girl excitedly shared her feelings today.

李裕 says:

"It's good to know a few classmates and friends, just now your sister Zhou praised you for taking the first step bravely."

Diao stuck out his tongue and replied:

"I also bothered Sister Zhou to make a special trip to pick it up, and the concubine couldn't help it."

"It's okay, she's worried about you too, you keep studying, I'll play games for a while."

"Yes sir, the concubine has gone to study."

After finishing the chat, Li Yu turned on the computer and did not click on the game, but looked at Liu Guanzhang's itinerary, and by the way, he looked at the representative of the Water Margin.

According to the current plot, Song Jiang has been sentenced to death because of his anti-poetry, and Huang Wenbing saw through the fake letters forged by Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian.

Next is the famous scene of the Jiangzhou robbery field.

It's a pity that Qilin Village is too far away from Jiangzhou, and their own forces can't intervene, otherwise they will send a group of people to Jiangzhou to complete the unfinished business for the government, behead Song Jiang, and give a small surprise to the Nine Heavens Xuannu.

But there will be many opportunities in the future, as long as Liangshan continues to follow the plot, there will be a lot of surprises, a lot of gifts, and preferential activities such as ten get one free.

Well, for every ten Liangshan thieves who are killed, they will kill another one to help Xuannu fill their performance!

The next morning, Li Yu drove the Maisha Rui Bentayga to the archaeological team and walked into Professor Zhou's office with a thermos mug:

"This is a hot drink made of chestnuts, do you like it or not?"

The stinky guy is really getting more and more considerate...... Zhou Ruotong took it, unscrewed the lid and sniffed:

"It's so fragrant, thank you."

"No thanks, just screw me twice less next time."

Li Yu lifted her clothes and let Professor Zhou enjoy her masterpiece, and talked about the picture broadcast by her mother:

"I really didn't expect to be able to play like this, the saint is really extraordinary."

Zhou Ruotong took a sip of hot drink with some longing:

"I don't know if I'll have a chance to watch it, it feels amazing."

"You are the daughter-in-law hand-picked by Niangniang, what is this little request, I will tell Niangniang when I go back later, so that you can see Gui Ying's prestige in Mu Ke Village, or the social outlook of the Yin Shang period."

When Zhou Ruotong heard this, he got up and kissed Li Yu on the face:

"Thank you, bad guy!"

You can't afford to kiss me without permission...... As soon as Li Yu was about to go back, Pang Donghai walked in with a document:

"Yo, Xiao Li is also ...... Ruotong, your oracle bone paper has passed the preliminary review, and it's hard to say whether the subsequent review can be passed. ”

He put down the papers, complained about Oracle's review standards, and left.

Li Yu was still waiting to make money by translating oracle bone inscriptions, and when he heard Pang Donghai's meaning, he seemed to be a little unoptimistic, and couldn't help muttering:

"Damn, these experts really don't do anything, they're obviously right, they have to pick a bone in the egg."

Zhou Ruotong is very calm:

"This kind of paper is already very troublesome, anyway, I have mastered all the meanings of oracle bones, I can take my time, and I don't rush."

The two chatted for a while, and when it was almost time, they went to the conference room together.

At noon, Li Yu took Zhou Ruotong and Diao Chan together, had a hot pot together, and then bought a cup of milk tea and returned to the scenic spot, and chatted with Niangniang about the request to watch the world in the book live:

"The first time your daughter-in-law makes a request, you won't refuse, right?"

娘娘 says:

"Xiao Zhou can come to me directly if you want to see it, even if I refuse you, I won't refuse her."

Li Yu: ?????????

Did I pick it up?

After finalizing this matter, Li Yu returned to the homestay, brought a piece of gold, and according to what Professor Zhou said, he found Jin Mantang to sell it in exchange for a sum of money.

"Brother, why haven't you been here so often lately?"

"I've changed my career, and I'll wash my hands after I get out of my hand."

Jin Mantang looked at the luxury car at the door and asked curiously:

"Earned enough?"

"That's not true, it's just a more lucrative way."

Lao Jin became interested as soon as he heard it:

"What's the way? Introduce me to my brother, and make money together. ”

"You can't do this, you can't make this money."

"What kind of business is so mysterious, and you still pick people?"

Li Yu pointed to the car at the door:

"Recently, I have been married to a rich woman, this is a gift for me, Lao Jin, do you think you can eat this bowl of rice?"

Jin Mantang: "......"

Damn, you don't have to say that it's annoying to start a company and run a business!

Bidding farewell to Lao Jin, Li Yu did not go back directly, but ran to Longqi Mountain, chatted with Lin Hongqi about the management of the scenic spot, and took the cable car to the top of the mountain, worshiped the good luck cat, and filled the good luck again.

Coming out of the small temple on the top of the mountain, Li Yu was just about to go down the mountain, when he saw Brother Dao sneakily out of the grass, a person and a dog seemed to catch each other's cheating couple, and they were stunned on the spot, speechless.

Li Yu's face was still thicker, and he walked over with a smile and rubbed Brother Dao's head:

"It's such a coincidence, it's not easy to come all the way, why don't you wait and take the car back together?"

Brother Dao rubbed him, walked into the small temple, and squatted down in front of the cat god statue, neither whining nor screaming, which made Li Yu, who was originally watching the excitement, a little confused.

Damn, I thought this dog and cat would be very lively when they met, but I didn't expect it to be so quiet.

The vendor on the top of the hill who sells locks and incense and candle supplies said:

"Do you know this dog? It often comes, and likes to rub the cable car, but it is very well-behaved, and it does not bite. ”

Yo, are you the pet of Fengming Valley or the mascot of Longqi Mountain?

It's not good for you to betray the revolution like this, dog!

Li Yu planned to have a good chat with this guy at night and let him figure out his position, just thinking about it, he saw Brother Dao walking out of the small temple, and his interest was obviously not high.

"What's the matter? Didn't you scold it? ”

Li Yu put his arms around Brother Dao's neck and asked, who knew that Brother went directly into his arms and let out a sad whimper, like a child begging for comfort.

"What's the situation?"

Thinking of using Wang Xing and cats to distinguish dogs and cats on the Internet at every turn, Li Yu asked casually:

"What happened to Wang Xing?"

He was originally casually teasing and coaxing the dog to be happy, but he didn't expect Brother Dao to hear this sentence and really nodded.

Li Yu: ??????????

My day, are you really a Wang Xingren?

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I'm sorry brothers, it's a change today, from Chinese New Year's Eve to now, the fireworks and firecrackers on our side are non-stop, and the neighbors want to break down and spend the New Year in poverty, but I don't get enough sleep, and I have been dozing off during the day...... Today I will change one chapter to adjust and adjust, and tomorrow I will resume two changes, I'm really embarrassed, bow and apologize!

(End of chapter)