Chapter 265: Liu Bei angrily reprimanded the Nine Heavens Xuannu! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
"Hey, isn't Xuande going to angrily reprimand the Nine Heavens Xuannu?"
Lu Bu was so excited that he gnawed a big mouthful of pig's trotters, eager to come to the scene to watch in person, and if necessary, he could also help scold.
It's a pity to practice scolding kung fu for so long, but not having the opportunity to perform it in front of the gods.
I don't know if I can team up with the rich brother in the future, find a sharp-toothed fairy and scold it, and establish a position in the scolding circle.
At the same time, it also made San'er deeply realize that he will always have to stand aside in the field of scolding, and I Lu Fengxian is a well-deserved Nan Bowan!
After gnawing on the pig's trotters, Lu Bu wiped his mouth:
"I'm still very busy cultivating land over there, so I'll go back first for my brother and come back when I'm done."
After speaking, he wiped the grease on his hands and hurriedly returned to the Three Kingdoms World.
After lunch, Li Yu drove to the city to buy some new milk tea and snacks, and carried them to the scenic spot.
It's almost time for the plot of Song Jiang fleeing to Huandao Village, the stakes are very high, and you have to pay attention to it so as not to have any accidents.
As soon as she walked within the range of the idol's induction, Niangniang began to chant:
"Where's Kiritori? Why didn't she come? ”
Good guy, you can't see your daughter-in-law for a day, right?
Li Yu said in his heart:
"I'm busy with work, I don't have time to come, but these things are all asked me to buy by name, daughter-in-law brand afternoon tea, you can't pick and choose."
Well, make it clear in advance, save the old mother from picking her nose and eyes, and think that nothing is good.
"No wonder I smell the fragrance from afar, my daughter-in-law just has an eye."
Li Yu: "......"
Why is it that since I was with Professor Zhou, she was like a magnet, attracting all the women around me?
When he came to the statue and sat down, Li Yu just inserted a straw into the milk tea, and there was an extra picture in his mind.
In the dark night, the three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang hid near the Xuannu Temple at the head of the village, waiting quietly, and then the picture moved forward, and a short man could be seen a few miles away, fleeing in a panic, not far behind, a group of soldiers holding torches were in hot pursuit.
This is Song Jiang in time?
It really doesn't look good, let alone compared with Liu Bei, even if Liu Guan and Zhang Sanye have the appearance of the floor tiles, they still have the advantage of being eight feet tall and burly, which is a lot taller than Song Sanlang, who is more than six feet tall.
As far as Song Jiang's pace is concerned, it is estimated that it will take a while to arrive at Huandao Village, taking advantage of this gap, Li Yu asked a question:
"Niangniang, are the Nine Heavens Xuannu the same thing as the Xuanniao worshipped by the Shang Dynasty?"
"It's not the same thing, it can be said that the wind and horses and cows are not related, and the Xuanniao Shengshang refers to the fact that Jian Di picked up a bird egg born by a Xuanniao and ate it, so she became pregnant and gave birth to the ancestor of the Shang Dynasty...... Xuanniao refers to the Xuan-colored bird, which is your common swallow, which is the source of the Xuanniao Shengmao. ”
Li Yu was a little puzzled:
"Then why are some legends related to Xuannu?"
"That's just a drama for herself by the Xuannu, she has always blurred the relationship between the Xuannu and the Xuanniao, so that in all the ceremonies of worshiping the ancestors in the Shang Dynasty, she can share some of the faith and mind, which is a very common means in the mythological system."
Idle, Niangniang gave Li Yu several ways to gain mental power from a wave of immortals.
The simplest nature is to go down to the earth to manifest spirits, do good deeds to help the people, and thus gain worship, but the disadvantage is that the effect is slow, the scope of influence is small, if you want to get a lot of mental power, you have to keep appearing in various places, but this will violate the rules of heaven, so the immortals have adopted the policy of saving the country with curves.
Influence a part of the cultural people first, and increase the authority and background of the gods through the far-fetched descriptions of this part of the people.
For example, the Nine Heavens Xuannu, she not only deliberately confused the concept of Xuannu Xuanniao, but also gave herself titles such as the teacher of Emperor Xuanyuan and the mother of Emperor Yan.
In addition, she also helped Yue Guo to destroy Wu, taught Qimen Dunjia, helped Xue Rengui to go east, taught Song Jiang the art of war, taught Liu Bowen the art of war, and helped Liu Bang to set the capital of Chang'an, etc.
During the heyday of Guan Yu's worship, there was also a description of Lao Guan being the apprentice of the Nine Heavens Xuannu.
As for the gentle, considerate, merciful and compassionate old mother of the human race, Nuwa Niangniang also served as a background board and was compiled as the master of the Nine Heavens Xuannu.
In some descriptions, Xuannu has become an existence comparable to Sanqing, or even surpasses Sanqing...... But she is an immortal under the command of the Queen Mother, which creates a contradiction, if the Xuannu really reaches the status of the Three Qings, how high is the realm of the Queen Mother? ”
That's the height of a three-story building...... Li Yu teased in his heart and asked curiously:
"Sanqing just let her put her here to add drama to herself?"
"The saints are busy transforming the Tao, and no one cares, plus Haotian has withdrawn his authority, so he naturally hopes that his own people will master the beliefs of the people."
No wonder Nuwa Niangniang's beliefs are becoming more and more rare, and even the old mother of Li Shan only exists in a few words, which turned out to have been tampered with by some immortals.
I had to talk to Zishou about it, and ask him to revise the sacrificial texts of the Shang Dynasty, and by the way, in the name of the king, he reprimanded the Xuannu for impersonating the ancestors of the Shang Dynasty.
If you have the opportunity to meet Guangchengzi, you will also complain to him, and the title of emperor will be taken away by Xuannu.
The recognized emperor of the Three Realms is Guangchengzi, so he has a king seal, and now the Nine Heavens Xuannu says that she is Xuanyuan's teacher, isn't this a strong word?
Just thinking about it, the mother said:
"People have already patched it, saying that Xuanyuan visited seventy-two sages in the early years, including Xuannu."
It seems that Shang Rong can only go to Huoyun Cave again, find the person concerned to make it clear, and let Xuanyuan come forward to deny it, so as not to spread more and more evil.
As he was chatting, Song Jiang's embarrassed little figure ran closer and closer.
Just when Li Yu thought that the three brothers and their mounts would be exposed, the figures of the three suddenly became blurry and hazy, and Song Jiang hurriedly ran past several people, without even noticing, and plunged into the Xuannu Temple.
娘娘 says:
"I have hidden their figures, so that they may not cause any trouble."
Liu Bei didn't know that Niangniang had helped, and when he saw Song Jiang enter the Xuannu Temple, he also led Lao Guan and the third master to walk in.
As for the pursuers outside, they were all led to other places by Nuwa Niangniang, so as not to affect Xuande's play.
Soon, the picture turned, and the situation inside the Xuannu Temple appeared, which was no different from before, but the difference was that the statue of the god, which was originally covered with cobwebs and dust, suddenly lit up.
The dust dissipated on its own, and the cobwebs fell from the idol as if they had melted.
The whole process was fairy-like, and Zhang Fei's eyes were wide-eyed, but Liu Bei and Guan Yu looked as usual, and they were not moved by the scene in front of them.
Li Yu looked around and asked curiously:
"What about Song Jiang?"
"According to the description in the original plot, hiding in the Divine Cupboard, I was already asleep at this time, and I should be in the Xuannu Cave Mansion."
The so-called god cabinet is the cabinet next to the statue of the god, which is relatively narrow, thanks to Song Jiang's small size, replaced by Zhang Fei or Lao Guan, and the cabinet cannot be stuffed if it is broken.
The idol flickered and dimmed, but did not speak.
Liu Bei tidied up his clothes and bowed to the gods first:
"After King Jing of Xia Zhongshan, Liu Bei and Liu Xuande, Emperor Zhaolie of the Ji Han Dynasty, have seen the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang."
Xuande is a gentleman, even if he comes to quarrel and scold his mother, he will still be meticulous in etiquette.
As he bowed, the idol spoke:
"You are not from this realm, why did you come to this world, disturb the heavens, and harm me?"
As soon as he heard this, Zhang Fei crossed his hands on his waist and was ready to scold his mother, Jin Chaodu had already sharpened his knives, you fucking are still thinking about that little bit of dirty things!
Liu Bei was afraid that Zhang Fei would suffer, so he stretched out his hand to signal him not to interject, and said to the statue:
"The Chinese nation is in danger, Niangniang, as a god, not only does not want to resist foreign humiliation, but allows the iron hooves of foreign races to trample on the great rivers and mountains, if you don't think about the people, you don't deserve to enjoy the worship of the world!"
came and went, Xuande began to be held accountable as the emperor of the world.
Li Yu asked with some concern:
"The three brothers aren't in danger, are they?"
"No, in addition to me, the Three Saints of the Fire Cloud Cave and Duobao also cast their eyes on it; On the Heavenly Court's side, Haotian and the Queen Mother and other immortals are also paying attention...... The more this is the case, the more the Xuannu does not dare to act rashly. ”
Good guys, both parents are here!
The Nine Heavens Xuannu probably sensed this, and said patiently:
"This is a catastrophe in the world, it is the evil of the world, although the gods have the responsibility of protecting the world, but there is no way to resolve the disaster, only let the world eliminate itself."
Her official words completely angered Liu Bei:
"Niangniang's words are really laughable, you don't care about the disasters and diseases in the world, it is fate; Birth, old age, sickness and death do not interfere, saying that everything is predetermined; Now I don't even care about the war, I say it's a catastrophe on earth...... Then I ask you, what do the people want to worship you? Do you want to cause these evils to afflict them? ”
Damn, this doesn't matter, what's the use of you?
"Before coming to this world, I lived in another world for a while, studying atheism...... I can turn a blind eye to the thoughts of making up stories to deceive the people, after all, the people don't believe in cats or dogs, they must have a thought, but don't deceive yourself! ”
Hearing Xuande say this, the corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, should I say it or not, now the B&B does believe in cats and dogs.
However, cats can bring good luck, dogs can open the world in the book, and if these mysterious immortals in the book can do something practical for the human race, Xuande will not need to make this trip.
Liu Bei saw that the Nine Heavens Xuannu did not answer, so he simply opened the fire and sprayed directly.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei each held weapons and waited for the battle, one left and one right, and the three brothers just started a group against the immortals.
"Prepare to smell the Lu of the food king, the matter of loyalty to the king, the mother is a god, but she can't even do the most basic, how can she call herself a god with a face?"
"As the god of war, he does not guide his people to expand their territory and expand their territory; Second, if you don't help the guards to enhance the combat strength of the troops and resist foreign humiliation, you will only go to great lengths to coax the people to worship the incense all day long, what qualifications do you have to become a god and an immortal? ”
"If the aura is exhausted today, if you want to maintain your divine power, you can only rely on the faith and mental power provided by the human race...... Relying on the human race to survive, but you have always framed the human race, what face do you have to pretend to protect the world? ”
"My military advisor Kong Ming, proficient in gossip, once laid out eight arrays on the beach of Yubeipu, and you brazenly claimed that you passed it on to Kong Ming...... I thought that being a god requires a high enough moral character, and a fearless spirit of sacrifice, I never thought that I only need to be thick-skinned enough here in Xuannu Niangniang, which is really eye-opening! ”
"In all the wars to open up the territory to the outside world, I have never seen your figure, but the people who rebelled against the army, but they can often get your protection, are you protecting the world, or are you harming the world?!"
“……”
Liu Bei's eloquence is top-notch in the Three Kingdoms, and he didn't plan to go back alive this time, so he was like Kong Ming possessing his body, and he was justified and gushing to Xuannu Niangniang.
It's a pity that it's not Wang Lang on the other side, and he won't break the defense and die because of these words.
After Liu Bei finished speaking, the Nine Heavens Xuannu was silent for a while, still trying to confuse the public:
"Everything is a fate, you wait for ......"
Before she finished speaking, Guan Yu, who couldn't listen to it for a long time, picked up the Qinglong Yanyue Knife with both hands, and split the idol of the Nine Heavens Xuannu with one sword:
"Those who dare to pretend to be my teacher will be killed!"
Lao Guan is a man of action, and he prefers to be hands-on to quarrel.
So without waiting for the Nine Heavens Xuannu to quibble again, she slashed over with a knife and smashed the Yellow Clay Statue.
You are an immortal, I am also an immortal, who is afraid of whom?
It's Zhang Fei, I didn't expect the second brother to be so brave:
"Why does the second brother always steal my show? If we cut down the idol of this, will she kill us? ”
Guan Yu is very open:
"That brother is just going to heaven to settle accounts with her!"
Liu Bei bowed his hand to the two brothers:
"It's not easy for the two virtuous brothers to accompany me here, go to Qilin Village, stay here for my brother, what kind of killer tricks do they have, I Liu Bei will bear it!"
"Our three brothers said that they would live and die together, and we can't let the eldest brother stay here by himself."
"Yes, if you want to die together, what bullshit fairies, don't be afraid of them! It's a pity that it wasn't my turn to open my mouth, and the second brother did it, and he still wanted to scold the gods and surpass the state children......"
Lu Bu planned to scold the immortals and consolidate his absolute advantage in front of Zhang Fei.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Fei was also playing this idea, and the level of the rivalry was on par.
When the three brothers were about to live and die, a light fell from the sky, enveloping the three of them with their mounts outside, and then the picture flashed, and the three of them appeared outside a village with beautiful mountains and rivers.
Zhang Fei looked left and right, and quickly recognized it:
"Hey, isn't this Kirin Village? Big brother, are we back? It's not going to be a back-to-light look, is it? ”
Liu Bei checked his body, there was no loss, looked around, and saw that the light points that covered him were dissipating everywhere, so he hurriedly bowed and asked:
"Dare to ask who rescued the three brothers?"
A middle-aged man's laughter came from the void:
"In Xiazhen Yuanzi, I just returned from a trip outside the Three Realms, and I sensed the appearance of the true dragon, so I came to take a look...... Xuande can reinvigorate Huaxia with peace of mind and recreate the world, and other things, Poor Dao and Nuwa Niangniang will deal with ......"
His voice grew more and more ethereal, and eventually disappeared.
Hearing the name Zhen Yuanzi, Liu Guanzhang and the three of them all saluted respectfully.
has the strength and status of Sanqing, but is willing to stay in the world to protect the earth, such an immortal is indeed worthy of respect.
On the mountain hundreds of miles away from Qilin Village, a middle-aged Taoist priest with wide sleeves manifested his figure, and then arched his hand to the sky:
"Meet Niangniang, I have been in a hurry for hundreds of years, I don't want so many changes to happen in the world, I am not talented, I am willing to reorganize the Three Realms with Niangniang!"
Seeing this, Li Yu was already stupid, and he didn't expect the big guy in "Journey to the West" to suddenly run over.
Obviously, the book hasn't been opened yet, but the fairy took the initiative to come over and knock on the door.
However, in this way, the B&B power has added another top combat power, which is a good thing.
The mother responded:
"If you have time, you can come to my cave to talk about it."
Zhen Yuanzi's posture was very low:
"Obey the decree of the mother."
After speaking, his figure disappeared into the sky and the earth like a gust of wind.
At this time, the door of the Xuannu Temple's cupboard opened, and Song Jiang came out of it, with three more volumes of heavenly books in his hand.
When Li Yu saw this, he knew that the Nine Heavens Xuannu was sure to go all the way to the dark, and couldn't help but sigh:
"Starting tomorrow, I will let the various worlds begin to weaken the authority of the Nine Heavens Xuannu."
Didn't you make up stories to increase your roots? Then I'll make up a story to remove all your roots, and then transfer the authority to the old mother.
Nuwa sighed softly:
"I didn't want to tear my face directly with Heavenly Court, but the appearance of Zhen Yuanzi completely dispelled this possibility...... Okay, just let you make a fuss about it. ”
Li Yu inquired:
"What is Zhen Yuanzi's real strength?"
"It's higher than Sun Wukong, but it's not as good as Duobao who has opened the golden body of Buddhism...... His strength does not lie in mana, but in the Book of the Earth and the spiritual root of heaven and earth, which is what Heavenly Court fears. ”
I don't know if the ginseng fruit is effective in the real world, if you can, wouldn't it be beautiful to have one with the baby cicada cicada?
Just thinking about it, the old mother rewarded her with a brain meltdown:
"How can you be full of children's affection? Plan the world in the book well, and I'm also busy laying out the things of the heavenly realm, and the child is not angry, so I can only rely on my mother's hard work. ”
Li Yu: ?????????
Mother, are you insinuating me?
Thinking that Liu Xie of the Three Kingdoms World was about to pray for rain, Li Yu reminded:
"Don't forget the rain on the fifth day of the fourth month, my eldest apprentice is still waiting for a blockbuster."
"I have informed the four gods of wind, rain, thunder and lightning and the dragon king that when the time comes, I will cooperate with the Han Emperor to rain down and alleviate the drought."
The Three Kingdoms World has not had rain for nearly two months, and it is in urgent need of a rain to moisten the earth, so that the crops planted can take root and sprout and thrive.
Of course, the most important thing is to be able to stabilize Liu Xie's power and make the courtiers die.
After chatting about this, Li Yu thought that Yue Fei was going to Liangshanbo to invite Lin Chong, and asked Niangniang for advice:
"Do you think Lin Chong will follow Yue Fei to Qilin Village?"
"No, the last time he visited Qilin Village was an opportunity, but he didn't cherish it, and now Xuannu is angry and angry, and she will definitely not let Lin Chong join Qilin Village, and she will not go with Lin Chong's character."
Well, it seems that Yue Fei will really run for nothing.
Fortunately, Yue Fei is the most special existence in the whole world, and there will be no accidents, otherwise Li Yu would have to find a way to let him come back, saving him all his efforts in vain.
After watching the live broadcast, Li Yu returned to the homestay, opened "Journey to the West", and carefully looked at the introduction of Zhen Yuanzi.
This cow man is unfathomable, but at the same time the posture is very low, Guanyin to Wuzhuang Temple, he not only personally greeted the door, with "villain", "hook" and other humble titles between words, even Sun Wukong will not be so flattering when he sees Guanyin, there is a strong sense of separation.
He flipped through the Romance of the Gods again, but found no trace of Zhen Yuanzi at all.
Such a powerful immortal, even if it doesn't appear, it stands to reason that he should be able to find the prototype.
While he was busy working, Li Yu suddenly noticed a detail.
Qingfeng Mingyue under Zhen Yuanzi looked down on Tang Seng and his apprentices, and the two sides were in trouble to the point of inextricability, and a big reason was these two boys.
But Zhen Yuanzi did not punish him, and only held Tang Seng and his apprentices responsible.
Such an existence that helps relatives and does not help is very similar to a certain big man in the Romance of the Gods...... A thought suddenly flashed through Li Yu's mind:
Zhen Yuanzi, it can't have anything to do with the Tongtian Sect Master, right?
(End of chapter)