Chapter 13: @水逆退散, the previous life was also in the Shisang business
[Fight up, fight up! ] Eating melon seeds .jpg】
[You are so bad in front, divide me a little bit of melon seeds. 】
[The anchor turned off the microphone, not to mention that I couldn't see a few people fighting, and I couldn't even see the follow-up. 】
Some sailors sighed in Shi Sang's live broadcast room.
Before entering the Shisang live broadcast room.
Water friends have long been ready to eat melons, but when the melons hit their faces, they were still stunned, and they swiped the screen one after another, complaining about "how can my boyfriend love me too much".
[My real boyfriend loves me so much. 】
[If you want to live a good life, you must always have a little green on your head. 】
[A slap doesn't make a sound, why don't you be green, others only green you, everything has to find the reason for yourself. 】
[A backhand slap upstairs, and practice tells you that a slap can be very loud. 】
[@算命时桑, I have offered the first kneel of the day! 】
[I don't believe it, how can it be so godly? 】
[If it's true, I'll eat upside down! ] 】
[Fake at a glance! 】
Looked at.
"A fake? With two balls hanging under your eyebrows, you will pant and not look at the light? ”
Shi Sang habitually scolded.
Then.
She said solemnly: "Once again, remind the sailors who bet with me before and talked long and short in my live broadcast room, you had better cash in, otherwise, you will be full of bad luck." ”
At this time, the live broadcast room was very lively.
The new sailors kept making nonsense, they didn't know that Shi Sang was full of luck, and all the mouths would be haunted by bad luck if they didn't fulfill their promises.
Seeing Shi San's expression, his expression was serious.
In the live broadcast room, the water friends became more and more giggled.
[Who to scare?] 】
[Will it be unlucky? Oops, I'm so scared~]
[Laugh to death, so outrageous, the anchor said it so seriously, pretend to believe it.] 】
How can Hhhh be unlucky? 】
Shi Sang's fingertips tapped his knees in a rhythm: "You will know soon." ”
Hearing this, the sailor laughed out loud, and called out Shi Sang's tricks, what is the meaning of playing dumb riddles.
Some netizens even responded that the meeting may be the performance time of the nursery, and everyone has to pretend to cooperate, so that countless [received] swipes appeared.
Shi Sang was not in a hurry to explain.
She waited quietly for someone who was destined to do so.
Until the water friends were impatient, a person with the ID "Water Reverse Retreat" took the initiative to connect with Shi Sang.
Sailors hurriedly persuaded.
[It's useless to apply for a microphone connection after hitting the reward point.] 】
[The anchor is only connected to the microphone and has a fate✓. 】
[@水逆退散, your nickname is a bit interesting, don't thank you for liking it. 】
Just when the barrage continues.
Shi Sang agreed, and a handsome young man appeared decadently under the camera.
"Water retreat" is also surprising.
He was actually chosen to become a destined person.
He's finally not unlucky!?
Shi Sang said: "Only tell me your basic information? ”
The nasal voice of "water reversal retreat" was very strong, he took out the paper and blew his nose, and his tone was full of obvious disbelief between his nods: "Can you really calculate?" ”
Shi Sang: "You are 25 years old this year, you have excellent grades since you were a child, but you often miss subsidies and bonuses, last year's graduate school entrance examination missed the interview due to the delay of the plane, and this year's examination tolerance one point ashore, yesterday I bet against me, lost a hundred packs of spicy strips." ”
Yesterday, in the live broadcast room, I bet with Shi Sang on a hundred packs of spicy strips that "the water retreats".
After hearing Shi San's word-for-word words.
"The water retreats and disperses" A young man broke the defense on the spot, crying a handful of snot and tears.
He couldn't believe that this was all calculated by Shi Sang, but he was an orphan who was not paid attention to, and Shi Sang had no reason to know his tragic deeds through other channels.
The three views have been completely subverted.
The young man begged bitterly: "Master, help, I am even more unlucky after yesterday's gamble!" ”
Water friends have asked why they are unlucky.
Shi Sang spoke slowly.
"After the results of the public examination came out, you decided to submit your resume, and during this time, you were negotiating with a design company, but yesterday you received a notice of failure."
"You were invited to your high school reunion for the first time last night, but you broke a tooth in the middle of a meal, and everyone laughed."
"I went out to fill my teeth, but I found out afterwards that I missed the meeting with the goddess of my crush, and I was favored by the torrential rain on the way back to the rental house on the way back, and I was robbed of 10,000 deposits to save the comatose old man, and I was ridiculed by the other party for what to do if I was forced to live."
"From a cold to a severe cold, I went out to throw out the garbage this morning, accidentally dumped it next to the trash can in a daze, was almost taken away by the garbage truck, was ridiculed by children, became a laughing stock, and said that your life is wasted."
At that time, Sang said these words.
In the live broadcast room, the sailors paid attention to the young people, eager to know whether it was true or not.
The young man hung his head decadently: "That's it, I will always be a little worse in life events, and after gambling with you yesterday, even the daily small things have become unlucky." ”
The water friends in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.
Fake it!
Who would be so unlucky?
Is the mold god possessed!?
got a positive answer from the young man, and the sailors in the live broadcast room were shocked and frantically output.
[Is there really a moldy god in the world? 】
[It's not childcare, I'm the first to don't believe it!] 】
[Being selected by the anchor can't be said to be unlucky. 】
[Think about other destined people carefully, being selected by the anchor is not a good thing at all! ] 】
[Water reversal retreat: the second time the defense is broken. 】
[If it's true, what are you doing alive, choose a better fetal in your next life.] 】
When the young man saw the comment of the sailor, he turned his head as he was accustomed to and chose to turn a blind eye.
There is only one life, so he will not commit suicide, he always firmly believes that he will definitely come to Ji Tai and become the same as ordinary people.
The young man cautiously said, "Is my sudden unluckiness related to not fulfilling my promise of a hundred packs of spicy strips?" ”
Shi Sang nodded: "Well, but your previous bad luck came for a reason, because in your previous life." ”
The young man froze in place.
Shi Sang said quietly: "In your previous life, you were a literary champion, and you would rather give up your career than marry the princess." ”
Youth: "Huh? ”
Shi Sang continued: "The princess was also liked by the eldest apprentice who was the master of the court, and he thought that you had robbed him of his woman, so he decided to take revenge by robbing you of your luck in this life. ”
Youth: "Ah! ”
Impossible!
came out in his previous life, it stands to reason that he shouldn't believe it, but Shi Sang has no reason to lie to him.
In the live broadcast room, the water friends were surprised that Shi Sang could not only be counted in this life, but also in his previous life.
They're swiping like crazy.
[This business is very complete. 】
[You make it up, you make it up again, you continue to make it up.] 】
[I have to say, the logic is closed! ] 】
[I really love watching this plot.] 】
【合情合理 (bùshì)! 】
It took a long time for the young man to find his voice: "Excuse me, is there a way for me to be lucky?" ”
Shi Sang raised a finger: "Send me a hundred packs of spicy noodles and a hundred bottles of Wanshi Cola, and I'll take care of your business." ”
She didn't tell the young man that she was now a fortune carrier, with merit and destiny, and that not believing in her was not trustworthy to the world in the book.
Bad luck is the lightest.
Helping others is to help yourself soar as soon as possible, and Shi Sang will respond in one bite.
The young man didn't care about thinking about the authenticity, so he hurriedly placed an order, lest Sang would regret it when he took a step slower.
How much is a hundred bottles of Coke?
The anchor must be a good person who does not ask for anything in return!