Chapter 143: Akuya's Water Is Too Much
"Tell me, was it intentional or accidental?!"
Looking at Akuya, who was kneeling on the ground in front of him, grabbing his earlobes with his thumbs and forefingers in front of him, with an attitude of admitting his mistake, Wu He's face was gloomy, his hands were clasped to his chest, and there was a faint black aura all over his body.
It's no wonder that Wu He is so angry, whoever is eating hot pot and singing next to him is suddenly drowned, and his mood is not much better.
If it was just flooded, it would be fine, but Akua almost killed him this time.
The things that Wu He has experienced in the past two days are indeed not small, but they are not complicated to say.
On the first day, everything went as Wu He thought.
He uses his fantasy-crafting abilities to sell equipment for money, and then buys his own property to get a place to live in peace.
Then the next day, go to the door of the Adventurer's Guild and apply to become an adventurer.
Wu He's own attributes could only be regarded as ordinary, but due to various exercises in the misty space, coupled with a small amount of life essence, vitality, magic, flexibility, agility, and intelligence are all very high, only the strength is low, and the luck value is a little difficult to describe.
The reason for the low strength is because Wu He is only fifteen now, his body is not fully developed, and his strength naturally cannot go up, as for why the luck value is low, this is mainly due to some well-known reasons, so there is no need to repeat it here.
Due to his lack of strength, Wu He could not choose a swordsmanship master, but the upper professional and upper professional magicians, cross knights, and high priests could all choose.
The power of the high priest comes from the gods. The physical attributes of the cross knight can be supplemented with the essence of life, and there is no doubt that Wu He chose the last magician.
Originally, Wu He's plan was very simple, that is, to take the task to fight monsters in the wild, collect experience points and life essence, and strive to quickly improve his strength, improve his spiritual power, and let himself reach the bottom line of strength that he can not be afraid of danger only by relying on the power system of the Suqing World.
And after reaching this goal, the speed of strength improvement cannot be stopped, at least to reach the level of strength that can create artifacts by itself.
However, the plan could not keep up with the changes.
According to the original plot, Wu He guessed that this guy Akuya would also come to this world, but Wu He didn't know or expect this guy to come so soon......
It was a pick-up mission, and on the way from his home to the Adventurers' Union, he saw Akuya and Kazuma Sato at the door of a construction site with only half a breath left......
Originally, Wu He didn't feel that there was anything wrong, although the original Su Qing was indeed quite a ghost animal, but Wu He was confident that with the suppressed and silent painting style in the foggy space, what could he do with the ghost animal painting style? !
And after Akuya picked it up, it was an infinite resurrection coin, and before in Akuya's Temple of the Goddess of Water, he had discussed with other Wu He about the three hundred and sixty uses of Akuya, and picking up Akuya home was also Wu He's own choice after careful consideration.
As for saying that Sato and Zhen are incidental, after all, he wants to pull away Sato and Zhen's infinite resurrection coins, and just throw Sato and Zhen aside, which is somewhat inauthentic. It's just an extra pair of chopsticks, what can go wrong......
However, it turned out that Wu He was still too naïve.
Although the original Akuya was unreliable, it can still be seen from the other party's method of prevaricating Wu He that she still has a little brain in some aspects.
And Kazuma Sato pulled it out alone is barely a kind young man.
No matter which of these two guys is taken out alone, they are barely quite normal.
But after these two Wolong and Phoenix chicks met together, it was like gold meeting mercury, and a chemical reaction occurred in an instant, and all the ghosts, incredible, unimaginable, and even some inexplicable and funny things would befall them inexplicably.
Some time ago, Wu He was unlucky because of all kinds of inexplicable things, but the previous things were forgotten, after all, they didn't really have any impact on Wu He, but this time it was a bit excessive......
In order to ensure that everything went smoothly in this mission, Wu He even took action directly at the beginning and completed the mission goal.
And then......
"Goo~"
Looking at a giant monster frog that was five or six meters tall and looked as tall as a two-story building not far away, Kazuma Sato couldn't help but swallow hard......
Although this challenge was proposed by Kazuma Sato himself, after all, watching Wu He cut these large frogs like cutting melons and vegetables, Kazuma Sato really felt a little itchy in his heart, and there was always a feeling that I could do it.
But standing twenty or thirty meters away and watching, the feeling of standing in front of him is really completely different, feeling that every time a giant frog jumps not far away, the ground can feel a strong tremor, and Sato Kazuma is suddenly stunned again.
Ah, no, it's not cowardice, it's heart......
"What's that, Boss Wu He! I feel like I'm still not good, is it too late to regret it now? ”
However, Wu He hadn't said anything about Sato Kazuma's words, but Akuya on the side couldn't stand it anymore.
Akuya's mouth was already damaged, but after meeting Sato Kazuma, it was like Lu Bu riding on Dianwei's invincible world, as if he was angry and didn't pay for his life, and pouted at Sato Kazuma with disdain:
"No, no, no man really says he can't do it, it's just the most ordinary frog! Hezhen, aren't you scared~ cowardly~ won't you? No way? ”
As soon as she opened her mouth, she was an old yin and yang person, and even Wu He wanted to beat her with that unbeaten expression......
Even Wu He is like this, how can Kazuma Sato stand this kind of anger?! Suddenly the temper tantrum came up directly, and Kazuya Sato is indeed the master who does things without regard for the consequences, otherwise he would not have pulled Akuya down in the first place.
Immediately, he turned around and lifted the iron sword in his hand, and rushed towards the giant frog, wanting to prove himself.
Heads can be broken, blood can be shed, and a man's dignity cannot be lost!!
And then there was no then......
Looking at Kazuma Sato, who was like a wilting cigar being held by the giant frog on the edge of his lips, half of his body was swallowed into his mouth by the giant frog, leaving only half of his body outside, Akua laughed directly out of the pig......
"Hahahahaha-"
And looking at Akuya, who laughed so much that she directly bubbled up her nose, Wu He also put aside her hand in disgust, and then directly withdrew more than ten meters.
His instincts told him that something very bad was going to happen next. It's better to stay away from these two goods a little now.
As for Wu He's dislike, Akuya didn't care at all. She looked at the huge one that put Sato and Mako into her mouth, and directly put away her wand with disdain, and rushed directly with a wave of her fist.
"Ghost beast and Zhen and Wu Heyou~, let you see the strength of this goddess!"
"Kamikaze!!!"
I saw that Akuya's figure quickly approached the side of the giant frog, and her raised fist was instantly wrapped in a golden whirlwind, which was like a snake, and the piercing eyes spread to her entire right arm.
In the next moment, Akua directly punched the giant monster frog in the stomach with a strong momentum.
"Boom!"
Like a drum, the huge belly of the giant frog was blasted out with a dull roar under this punch, and the bulging belly rolled up ripples like the surface of the water.
And then...... And then there was no such thing as Kazuma Sato......
"Suck and slip~"
The mouth opened and closed, and then Akuya followed in the footsteps of Sato and Ma.
Then the struggling cigars that went from one to two went from one to two......
Although he had expected it, Wu He could only cover his face and say that he didn't see it......
If that's all it takes, forget it, but Wu He is still in the state of the blessing of the five senses from the essence of life.
Although the giant frog's mouth did absorb sound, Wu He could still hear the sound of Akua and Kazuma Sato in the giant frog's mouth.
"Hahahaha~, I'll just say that you're a waste goddess and now you're coming in, and you also have the face to say that I'm ......"
"Ah, it stinks, ghost beast and true, is now the time to say this?! Wu He, save your life......"
"Why wasn't it the time to say this?! Isn't it fun to be sarcastic when you taunt me......"
……
When he heard this, Wu He didn't even have the desire to save people.
The two of them can talk so well in the mouth of the giant frog, obviously there is no danger to their lives, so these two goods don't need to be saved......
Of course, this is just Wu He's angry words, and people should still be saved. And both of them have been stuffed into their mouths by giant frogs, so it's impossible to make any more moths......
But accidents always come when people let their guard down.
Just when Wu He approached the giant frog and was about to give a caesarean section directly, Akuya erupted under the taunts of Sato and Makoto.
The light of the magic array exploded in the mouth of the giant frog in an instant, and the giant frog, which was five or six meters tall and was as huge as a warehouse, was instantly burst.
The giant frog exploded directly like a huge water balloon, and the water mixed with blood and internal organs directly rushed to the sky.
The terrifying amount of water directly set off a wave of water dozens of meters high, and directly knocked over Wu He, who was unprepared......
What happened after that was basically the same thing, but fortunately there was a river around, and the water caused by Akua with the magic array was all merged into the river under the influence of the terrain, otherwise I am afraid that a large lake would be formed directly here.
If that's the case, the "headless" who was swept by the current and sank to the bottom of the lake is whether Wu He can wait for Akuya's resurrection technique, then it's really unknown......
……
Forget about other unfortunate things, adults are always responsible for their own decisions, isn't it just a little ghost? Isn't it a little unlucky? It's not a bad thing to be happy every day, pain and everything Wu He has long been used to in various trainings in the space, as long as he doesn't die, it's not bad to use these as seasoning for life, and Wu He can bear it.
But ~ feeling the sight behind his back that was like a needle tip constantly piercing his back, Wu He's whole face suddenly turned black again, and the low air pressure on his body was almost about to form a large vacuum area in the air......
Looking at Wu He with a gloomy face in front of him, Akuya was also full of embarrassment, her eyes wandered left and right, but she didn't dare to look at Wu He.
"Ah~, this, that~"
However, seeing that there seemed to be no way to avoid Wu He's sharp eyes, Akuya was obviously a little unbearable, and she was really a dirt seat.
"Ah~, private Marseille~, I was wrong, I will never dare to ...... in the future"
Looking at Akuya who was sitting down, Wu He didn't get too entangled with Akuya in this matter. After all, he didn't know Akuya, this guy didn't remember to eat or fight.
If it's just a lesson, I think it's a bit naïve to let this family reflect on something.
However, it will not be enough to let Wu He beat Akuya with his hands, but there must be punishment or something, otherwise Akuya will easily kick his nose in the face......
Therefore, after thinking for a while, Wu Heben turned around directly, and walked in the direction of Sato and Zhen.
And just when Akuya thought that she had escaped and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, Wu He's indifferent voice came directly from a distance, breaking all her illusions and directly pulling her from heaven to hell......
"Akuya, don't think that you will be fooled in this way, your bubble wine will be gone in the future~, if you still want to drink it in the future, go buy it yourself......"
The moment he heard Wu He's words, Akuya's whole person was directly cracked, and the whole Akuya was limp in place, and the blue eyes that she thought had escaped and secretly rejoiced were completely covered with gray......
Because of the existence of such a perverted ability to create fantasies, Wu He himself is basically not short of money.
Therefore, in terms of spending, he basically does not care about it.
If you use that condition, why should you grieve yourself? It's time to buy, it's time to spend.
Correspondingly, the lives of Kazuma Sato and Akuya, who followed Wu He, have also improved dramatically, especially Akuya.
As the goddess of water, purifying all kinds of polluted water resources into the purest polluted water is completely Akuya's instinct, and even if she is sealed, her divine power will not change.
All liquids that touch Akua's body, whether it be sewage or alcohol, or even beverages, are purified into the purest water source in an instant.
And this body naturally includes the mouth and tongue, Wu He has been verified, and even Akuya's saliva and sweat are the purest spring water taste, which is quite unscientific.
Therefore, don't look at the time when she is in the divine realm, Akua seems to be holding a glass of happy water, in fact, she can't experience the true delicacy that belongs to happy water.
The same goes for the very expensive bubble wine in the novice village.
For Akua, these things were essentially the same pure spring water she had drunk for hundreds of years.
What really intoxicated Akua was the bubbles of the water and bubble wine that exploded in her mouth......
In a boring life in another world, only bubble wine can barely give Akua some hard-won happiness, and even if she is deprived of such happiness, what is the meaning of her future life?!
"No—"
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The two chapters were accidentally reversed, and the loss was great, and it was equivalent to a thousand words missing at once......
(End of chapter)