Chapter 145: Congratulations, you're a beautiful girl now
After a whole day of hard work, after Sato Kazuma and Akuya were taken home by Wu He, the two young people really didn't go back to the room, and they didn't take a shower, so they fell asleep on the sofa in the living room.
Looking at the appearance of the two of them, Wu He also shook his head helplessly, and reached out to help them up and throw them into their own rooms.
But thinking about the bird incident that has happened in the past few days, Wu He's outstretched hand directly stopped in mid-air.
Although there is no basis, looking at Akua and Kazuma Sato lying on the floor in completely different postures, rubbing each with their own characteristics, Wu He inexplicably felt as if there were patches of gray mist slowly spreading out from his side, and faintly, he seemed to see tombstones standing in this still very large villa.
Wu He: "!! ”
Hurriedly withdrawing his hand, Wu He vigilantly observed the surroundings, but everything just now seemed to be completely just a fantasy, and the surrounding layout was still a big villa he bought for 30 million, with no fog and no tombstones.
After waiting for a moment and finding that nothing had happened, Wu He was still a little blindfolded, grabbed his hair, waited for a moment, and then tentatively tried to stretch out his hand again......
In the mist, the tombstone resurfaced at the end of Wu He's field of vision, and faintly, he seemed to be able to see figures swaying in the mist.
Wu He: "!! ”
Looking back suddenly, Wu He once again vigilantly observed the surroundings, but the fog and tombstones still disappeared in an instant, and there was still no change in the interior of the villa.
Wu He turned around and opened the door of the villa to look out, and the scene outside the door was still the sheep intestine path and the quiet grove under the moonlight.
Turning back to the villa and closing the door, Wu He went through several temptations again, and sure enough, he found that the so-called hallucination was not an illusion at all, it was a fucking omen of his marquee.
"Damn, I'm going to reach out and help it, and there's a risk of burping?! Just play this death casually, can you still live this day? ”
After stepping in place, Wu He's face was also shocked for a while.
To be honest, Wu He now regrets that he accepted Akuya as an impulsive act in the past.
Akuya and Sato Kazuma are water and rice, and they are a piece of Xiang, and this pair of combinations is really not something that Wu He can suppress alone, at least now he can't hold it down.
Made, just to reach out and help them, is about to walk in front of them, there is wood and ......
"Ah, no, no, you can't take these two guys with you in the next mission, otherwise I don't know how many times I'm going to die, I still want face......"
Of course, although he said so, Wu He didn't mean to directly blast the two out.
Although the aura of the ghost beast when the two of them got together almost broke the fourth wall and overflowed the screen directly, but where in the world is there any chemical reaction for no reason, it is nothing more than the product of Akua and Sato Kazuma matching some of their characteristics.
Kazuma Sato's idea of equality between men and women and his self-esteem, coupled with Akuya's arrogance, are the root of the two ghosts. And Sato Kazuma's luck is matched with Akuya's misfortune, which is the driving force behind the two of them living in poverty, allowing them to move towards ghost animals.
At first, the two of them could barely maintain their dignity, but after the ups and downs of life, Kazuma Sato relied on his luck to barely get some hope for a new life, and then this hope disappeared under Akuya's luck.
constantly experiencing the ups and downs of life, if Wu He is Kazuma Sato, it is estimated that he will not be much better......
However, from the above analysis, it can probably be seen that the reason for the real bad luck of the two is still in Akuya, and Wu He takes a fancy to the two and accepts the two, Sato and Shin are still secondary, and he is mainly for Akuya's resurrection.
Even if he wants to disassemble the oni duo and let Sato and Shin go out to fend for themselves, Wu He needs to consider his own situation......
Akuya's luck is extremely low, and Wu He is not much better.
You must know that when Akua first had a big flood, the water was large, and it spread directly to an area of hundreds of meters, and there was only a slime in such a large area, but he even ran into it.
Wu He doesn't know how much influence this is the impact of the ghost animal duo, but Wu He's own luck value definitely has a place among the key factors that contributed to this incident.
The two of them are very unlucky, and they are easy to stuff their teeth when they drink cold water, and God knows what will happen, and they will be directly punished by the meteorite on the day they can't keep it.
And send Akua away with Kazuma Sato?
If you really send away the infinite resurrection coins and the team's lucky star directly, Wu He looks at his luck value, and he really has no bottom in his heart......
It's not to throw, it's not to stay, looking at the two guys lying on the floor, Wu He's face is really full of tangles......
"Forget it, let's go alone in the last few days and see how lucky I am with going it alone."
……
The time came to the next day.
By the time Sato and Shin came to their senses, the sun was already in the middle of the sky.
Even at this time, time and the sun are not Sato Kazuma really waking up naturally, there is only one reason why he really woke up......
He was hungry......
"Goo~"
In the symphony of intestinal peristalsis, Kazuma Sato opened his eyes with great difficulty.
It was a bad feeling to sleep on the floor of the living room all night, and I was swallowed by a giant frog several times during the day yesterday, and then I managed to complete the task with all my might.
All kinds of inhuman operations can be said to have completely drained Sato Kazuma's physical strength.
And last night I slept directly on the cold floor all night, and now Kazuma Sato only feels back pain and leg cramps, and the whole person doesn't want to stand up at all......
Fortunately, it is the season of spring and summer, and even at night, the weather is relatively mild, otherwise Kazuma Sato would not only have backache this time, but also a serious illness......
But even so, Kazuma Sato felt as if he had been pouted hard, and if it weren't for the fact that he didn't feel any pain in his butt, he really would have wondered if he had experienced something bad last night......
Just when Kazuma Sato opened his eyes with difficulty, stretched his aching arms vigorously, groped his surroundings, and wanted to roll to the restaurant to replenish some energy, a touch of blue hair suddenly rushed into his sight.
Then what broke into Sato Kazuma's sight was a delicate and fair face.
This pretty face is very good-looking, definitely the kind of rare nobody, of course, if the owner of that face is not chewing food, and there is no such evil expression on the face, it would be better......
"Oh~ Hezhen you're awake, congratulations, you're a beautiful girl now."
At the moment when he just heard Akuya's words, Kazuma Sato hadn't fully reacted to what was happening, and that was the moment his mind turned around, and his face, which had been a little pale because of his physical exhaustion and slept on the ground all night, instantly turned white as if he had died for three days.
"Impossible, my second brother is invincible in the world, how can he leave me......"
Suddenly, Sato Kazuma could still take care of the soreness on his body, and his body directly became twisted like a riding species, and the whole person sat up directly from the floor in an extremely weird and distorted posture, and then hurriedly picked up his pants behind him.
In the previous battle with the giant frog, Kazuma Sato got into the stomach and dug into the stomach because the pants had accidentally fallen off due to the stickiness of the mucus, and was taunted by Akuya. Therefore the chain of his trousers is tied and called a tight.
In addition, Sato Kazuma's brain is still a little less sober, and the more anxious he is, the more he will die when his trouser chain is entangled.
Knowing, after some attempts, Kazuma Sato leaned down directly, and directly bit the elastic band of his pants and pulled it hard.
That posture was so beautiful that even Akuya, who was watching the fun on the sidelines, was a little blinded......
After all, in the posture of Kazuma Sato's ghost animal, if you use the batch software to cut off the part of Kazuma Sato who bends over, it will look really-"There is a to open my trouser chain"......
However, none of these things have affected Kazuma Sato's explosive mentality now. After some desperate tugging, Kazuya Sato finally untied the elastic band around his waist, or directly tore off his own elastic band......
But as for whether his elastic band would shed tears, Sato and Shina really didn't care at all.
"Second brother, second brother, my invincible second brother in the world, what can I do without me, you can't leave me......"
Opened his pants, looked inward, and saw his second brother again, Kazuma Sato finally breathed a sigh of relief......
"There is Gada~, it's okay, it's okay, the second brother is still there, and the mark that belongs to the man is still ......"
After getting rid of the panic in his heart, after breathing a sigh of relief again, he looked at Akuya, who was laughing in front of him, with a snot bubble on the left and a non-stop bubble on the right, Kazuma Sato finally returned to the high ground of IQ.
Immediately, he figured out what had just happened. Anger is to occupy the eyes of Sato and Zhen, he Sato Kazuma, a good young man with a normal IQ, was actually tricked by a mentally retarded goddess?!
Can he really endure this kind of thing?! That must not be possible!
Almost instantly, Kazuma Sato jumped straight from the ground, and then flew towards Akuya.
"You mentally retarded goddess, you dare to trick me, shame on me, ...... shame"
"It's just a ghost animal and a real thing, am I still afraid that you won't make it?"
From the perspective of three-dimensional attributes, except for the luck value, Kazuma Sato, who is on average lower than the normal value, will definitely not be able to beat Akuya, but with the subway bushido boxing method, Kazuma Sato can barely entangle with Akuya in the previous time.
But today's situation is different, today's confrontation has only just started for half a minute, and Sato Kazuma was obviously suppressed by Akuya, fell into a disadvantage, and the whole person was directly pressed to the ground and hammered.
As for the cause, it is naturally the cause......
"Goo~"
Listening to the symphony of his belly, Kazuma Fuji was originally reluctant because of the atmosphere, and his face, which seemed a little full, suddenly deflated, and his hands, which were still entangled with Akuya, suddenly hung weakly on both sides, and he didn't have any strength to resist no matter how Akua pulled his hair and face......
Seeing that Sato and Zhen did not resist, Akuya suddenly lost interest, and stood up directly from the ground, patted the dust on his body, and then walked to the table and stuffed the last piece of bread on the table into his mouth......
Originally, Kazuma Sato didn't have much strength to go through the toss just now, and he didn't want to move at all, but when he saw Akua pick up the last piece of bread, his eyes still reacted slightly.
"Akuya~, why is it only you? What about the boss of Wu He? ”
In this regard, Akuya also shrugged her shoulders and said that she didn't know either.
"You ask me about this, I don't know, Wu He left when I woke up, and you and I are left in the villa now."
"But I found this ...... in Wu He's room."
As he spoke, Akua directly stretched out her hand and pulled it out on her chest, and then took out a white note, spread it out to both sides, and put it in front of Sato Kazuma, who was lying motionless on the ground......
The note reads:
"You two guys are so unreliable, you almost killed you yesterday. This time I'm going to pick up another mission, so I won't take you with me yet. ”
"If you want to do tasks in Axel City, or stay in the villa~, I have your food in the refrigerator for the past few days, if you are hungry, go and eat it yourself, it should be enough for you to eat for five or six days......"
"Note: If you want to make trouble, just fight outside the villa, if I go back to the villa in two days, the villa is missing something, don't blame me for taking off your head."
"—Wu Heliu ......"
Wu He writes in Chinese, but Kazuma Sato, like Wu He, also has the divine power of those translations, so it doesn't seem to be stressful.
But reading and reading Sato Kazuma is also a little ashamed, embarrassed, snorted, yesterday Wu He was almost killed by Akuya, although he didn't see it with his own eyes, he also heard Akua describe it.
It was really a disaster, and thinking about the trouble they brought to Wu He a few days ago, Kazuma Sato suddenly fell into self-doubt......
"No, my high luck value is fake? Otherwise, I would be so unlucky for the yarn? ”
Of course, the inner self-doubt can't suppress the hunger in Sato Kazuma's stomach, although he is constantly blaming himself in his heart, but Sato Kazuma is still lying on the ground, squirming like a caterpillar and moving towards the kitchen refrigerator.
Kazuma Sato told him that if he continued to feel so guilty, he would go on a direct strike if he didn't replenish his nutrition......
But when he finally squirmed to the kitchen after all the hard work, and struggled with anticipation to reluctantly get up from the ground along the refrigerator created by Wu He, and opened the refrigerator door, looking at the inside of the refrigerator, Sato Kazuma suddenly became directly petrified......
The overturned milk cartons, half of the fridge of milk were left behind, a "milk lid" was poured over the milk, various vegetables were piled up in a mess, and a large slice of bread packaging......
That's all that's left in the fridge.
Looking at the refrigerator as miserable as locusts crossing the border, Kazuma Sato, who used to be a member of the food buyers, once stuffed a large amount of food and bread into the refrigerator himself, suddenly wondered if there was something wrong with his eyes?
He silently closed the refrigerator door, rubbed his eyes, and then reopened it, looking at the unchanged scene in the refrigerator, Sato Kazuichi's whole face suddenly turned green.
In the next moment, the red ribbon spread from his neck to Sato Kazuma's forehead, and his whole body exploded instantly like Mt. Fuji in 2024. The shouts of anger were like thunder, and they instantly spread throughout the villa.
"A-Ku-ya——, what have you done-"
(End of chapter)