Chapter 295: Xie Yingdeng Looks at Feng Shui! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
"Say whatever you need."
Since you want to rob the prison to rescue the treasure, then the B&B has to help the farm.
After eating the small baked cake in his hand, Wu Song made a few requests:
"A barrel of gasoline, burn the prison after the end, buy time to escape; A few sets of stab-proof suits to avoid injuries to the people involved, and a few boxes of fireworks and firecrackers to disturb the people in the city and block the pursuers. ”
That's it?
Why don't you bring more things to a picnic when you rob a prison?
However, in the original work, there are Le and Li Ying and Wai together, the whole process of robbing the prison was extremely smooth, and they even had time to frame the family of Mao Taigong, who solved the treasure and the treasure, and killed their whole family and Bao Kongmu who helped frame them.
Speaking of which, it is really not a loss for Mrs. Mao's family to be wiped out.
The two brothers were ordered to catch the man-eating tiger, and they worked in the mountains for many days, and finally caught it, but the tiger jumped from the mountain to the courtyard of Mrs. Mao's house with the last strength when he was hit by several arrows.
The two honest brothers came to ask for it, which was originally a very simple matter, but Mrs. Mao's family saw the tiger and became greedy.
Even if Xie Zhen and Jiebao promised that all the rewards from the government would be given to Mao Taigong, as long as the two of them were exempted from the government's punishment, Mao Taigong's family was unmoved, and was stunned to falsely accuse the two brothers of stealing things and put them in prison.
Mao Taigong's son-in-law Bao Kongmu also quickly made the case true, put the two brothers Xie Zhen and Xie Bao on death row, and then fraudulently received the reward for catching the tiger.
If it weren't for Lehe, who was on death row, the two brothers might have been beheaded in such a daze.
But fate is so wonderful, the degree of dexterity is not inferior to Yan Qing's Lehe, not only took care of the two brothers, but also rushed outside the city to notify Gu's sister-in-law Sun Xin and his wife.
Gu's sister-in-law immediately made the decision to rob the prison, deceived Sun Li and his family on the grounds that she was sick, and then planned to rob the prison, and defected to Liangshan after the matter was completed.
Should I say it or not, having such a cousin is really a blessing to solve treasures.
Although Sun Li's martial arts are the highest in the Dengzhou department, the backbone is Gu's sister-in-law.
This "sometimes gets angry, and lifts the well fence and hits the old man on the head; Suddenly, the earth was anxious, and the violent tigress who knocked over the leg of Zhuang Ke with a stone mill, although ranked 101st in Liangshan, made a lot of contributions.
Outwitted the Daimyo's Mansion, she and Sun Xin pretended to be a rural couple watching the lights.
attacked Dongping Mansion, she pretended to be a poor woman again, and secretly contacted Shi Jin on the pretext of delivering food to the old master, and agreed on the date of the prison robbery, but unfortunately the jailer misremembered the big and small in the lunar calendar, but Shi Jin asked him about the date again, and the result was a busy job.
When she was defeated three times, she disguised herself as a woman who delivered food and infiltrated Jeju and burned down the shipyard with a fire.
During the expedition to Fangla, Dong Ping, Zhang Qing, Zhou Tong and other heroes were damaged in Dusong Pass, so that the high-level Liangshan was helpless, and it was Gu's sister-in-law, pretending to be a homeless person, and heard that there was a small road behind Dusong Pass, leading Shi Qian and others to set a fire, and successfully won this important pass.
After countless bloody rains, Gu's sister-in-law was able to retreat and return to Dengzhou to open a restaurant and casino again, which is not only lucky, but also has real skills.
Now that I'm joining Qilin Village, I don't know what surprises this savage girlfriend's originator can create.
Wu Song ate a small basket of baked cakes, drank a small pot of pimple soup made by Li Yu with seafood, and was about to leave as soon as he wiped his mouth.
Xie Yingdeng got up and asked:
"Is this trip dangerous? Would you like to be helped? ”
It must be difficult to operate such a big thing as robbing a prison, and Xie Yingdeng's air control technique may be able to help a lot.
Wu Song said with a smile:
"Brother Xian, don't worry, we have planned it properly, plus the inside and outside should be combined, there will be no accidents."
Li Yu led Wu Song to the warehouse, and according to the physique of Zou Yuan, Zou Runle and others, he selected a few sets of stab-proof suits, and brought over a large pot of gasoline.
A full 25 liters is enough to burn a cell, which is mainly made of wood.
Then Li Yu took out six or seven steel knives found from Zhao Dahu, including embroidered spring knives and dog-legged machetes, and asked Wu Song to carry them over to increase his own combat power.
After everything was done, Wu Song arched his hand to Li Yu and left the real world with these things.
Xie Yingdeng saw Wu Song disappear, and specially prayed for blessings.
Li Yu said to him:
"Carrying the newly bought snacks, I'll take you to meet Nuwa Niangniang."
"Trail obeys!"
Xie Yingdeng hurriedly went to the study, carrying milk tea and snacks, and hurriedly walked with Li Yu to the scenic spot.
"Li Yu? It's getting dark, why did you get a Taoist priest? ”
When I came to the gate of Longwang Village, I happened to meet Zhao Dahu to send Wen Jing back, after the last time I ate barbecue and was publicly executed, these two people have broken the pot and broken, and they don't keep it secret.
Li Yu pointed at Xie Yingdeng and said nonsense:
"This is a Taoist master invited from other places, specially to help me see feng shui."
As soon as he heard this, Zhao Dahu became interested:
"My grandmother bought a cemetery and found a lot of feng shui gentlemen to see, some people said it was good, some people said it was bad, can you let this Taoist master help take a look?"
Good guy, don't you believe this?
Unexpectedly, the Mu bandits became a prophecy, and Xie Yingdeng really received the business, but not by looking at the palmistry, but by looking at the yin house.
Li Yu glanced at Xie Yingdeng, and when he saw that the little Taoist priest looked eager to try, he agreed:
"Okay, then go tomorrow, he will stay here for a few days, help me see all the feng shui in the scenic area, if you need anything, you can go to the homestay to find us at any time."
"Oh, then tomorrow morning......"
Zhao Dahu just wanted to say that he would go to see feng shui tomorrow morning, Xie Yingdeng looked at his face and said:
"At three o'clock tomorrow afternoon, you come to the homestay, and I will accompany you to see it."
"Damn, do you see anything in my face? Dao Chief, can you see the marriage between the two of us, we are engaged at the end of the year. ”
Zhao Dahu begged as if he had met a master, and took out his mobile phone to transfer money to Xie Yingdeng.
Wen Jing also looked hopeful, wanting to know the future of the two.
Xie Yingdeng took a serious look at the faces of the two:
"When the two of you first get along, there will be some small frictions, but as long as you give each other some understanding and patience, you can grow old together and spend this life happily."
After speaking, he swept the dust:
"It is fate that we can meet, there is no charge for this meeting, I hope the two of them can love each other until they grow old!"
Damn, this little cliché, Xiao Xie, if you don't stay in the real world and be a god, forget it.
Zhao Dahu is very grateful, I heard that Xie Yingdeng is not taboo in meat, and plans to go to the market tomorrow to buy some delicious food, and thank you well.
Leaving the Dragon King Village, Diao Chan held Li Yu's arm, wanting to ask Xie Yingdeng something, but he was a little hesitant.
"The second master may wish to say it directly, Xiaodao must know everything."
Ha, someone called me Second Master again...... The little girl was overjoyed and blurted out:
"Do you really know how to look? Can you help me take a look at it too? ”
"The second master's life is unspeakably precious, you don't have to suffer from gains and losses, your marriage with the immortal chief is unbreakable."
"Sister ...... That Week"
"The same is true for the master mother and the immortal chief, I don't dare to say much about the specific path, once the life is said, there will be a change."
Xie Yingdeng was eloquent, and he deliberately explained by asking for a signature.
When the luck goes up, do not ask for a sign, do not worship God, it is possible to worship that, you will worship all the good luck in the future for a period of time, and start to go unlucky.
When it goes down, you can go and worship it, maybe bad luck will be worshipped, and life will begin to bottom out.
Li Yu was stunned when he heard his words, and when he thought of Zhao Dahu's face, he asked curiously:
"Why did you choose to go to see the feng shui of the yin house in the afternoon, is there anything you pay attention to?"
"Aren't we going to eat roast whole sheep in the morning, I'm afraid that Xiaodao will be delayed...... Tomorrow at three o'clock in the afternoon is the time when the big tiger brother's luck is at its peak, and he will not have an accident when he goes out in the car. ”
Good guy, if Zhao Dahu hears this, the bearded man is estimated to be anti-feudal and anti-superstitious again.
As soon as he walked into the range of the statue, Xie Yingden said keenly:
"It was as if there was a mysterious and mysterious force enveloping me...... Immortal Chief, what is this? ”
"You're in the range of the mother."
As soon as Li Yu finished speaking, the old mother's gentle voice sounded in his mind:
"No wonder Xiao Luo is so concerned, this child's perception ability is simply amazing...... You asked people to check the roots and feet of the Nine Heavens Xuannu in the God World, and she was very angry, so she was going to let Hua Rong kill Shan Xiongxin as a warning. ”
Damn, it's not pretending, is it?
Li Yu asked:
"What should I do?"
"Just follow your pace, the more uncomfortable she is, the more it means you're in the right direction."
"What if I retaliate again?"
The mother laughed:
Originally, it was a sure thing to kill Shan Xiongxin this time, but the luck of the lucky cat blocked it, and Xuannu couldn't figure out the reason for the interference, and thought that some ancient old immortals were doing it, so she hurriedly retreated...... If you want to kill the people of Liangshan, seize this opportunity. ”
Good guy, the good luck cat actually scared the Xuannu?
Thinking about it, the dignified heavenly court is doing a game to kill a mortal, this is a matter of hand-to-hand, and the executor is still Hua Rong, who has excellent archery skills.
As a result, the arrows that were shot were forcibly interfered with, and the original arrows in the throat became arrows in the shoulder.
In this case, the source of the interference cannot be estimated at all, and anyone will panic.
Coming to the statue, Xie Yingdeng offered offerings, and worshiped Nuwa Niangniang with the gift of the Daomen, and just after worshipping, Niangniang stuffed a picture of the vast universe into his mind.
Xie Yingdeng immediately sat down cross-legged and seriously understood.
Diao Chan sat down against Li Yu and soon fell asleep.
Niangniang said distressedly:
"My little obedient is studying too hard, I'll let her sleep for a while, don't wake her up."
"Okay."
Niangniang ate the food brought by Xie Yingdeng and said:
"Li Fengyang's little girl is good, I have been accepted as a registered disciple, and the original short-lived life has also been changed."
Li Yu smiled and said the competition proposed by Li Fengyang, but he didn't expect Niangniang to be very interested:
"When you fight against foreign clans in the future, tell me that I will let Haotian take the gods of the heavenly court to participate in the war."
"Mom, aren't we hostile to the Jade Emperor?"
"Silly boy, Huaxia's own immortals, it doesn't matter if you live or die behind closed doors, but when there is a foreign enemy, you must first unite with the outside world, this is not a conflict."
is worthy of being an old mother, this consciousness is worthy of praise!
Li Yu talked about the development of several worlds, and then asked:
"If I directly kill all the people in Liangshan, what will be the consequences?"
娘娘 says:
"It's better not to do this, the imperial court is about to encircle and suppress, if you kill them all, they will either focus on Qilin Village, or kill the good and take the merit...... If you hadn't let people spread rumors in Tokyo, it wouldn't matter if you had pacified Liangshan, but you had already provoked cause and effect, so you couldn't forcibly stop it. ”
Well, I didn't expect to frame Liangshan, but instead lifted a stone and shot myself in the foot.
However, it is okay to let the imperial army encircle and suppress a wave first, and when they are done cleaning up, Qilin Village will go again, so that they can feel the taste of making things worse.
It was almost nine o'clock, Xie Yingdeng woke up and thanked the idol again and again.
The little girl who slept so much that her saliva flowed out also rubbed her eyes and woke up, the exhaustion of her body was swept away, and the feeling of not sleeping enough disappeared.
The little girl bowed to the idol and whispered:
"Thank you, mother-in-law!"
Back at the B&B, Li Yu looked at Xie Yingdeng and asked:
"What did the mother give you enlightenment?"
"Niangniang told Xiaodao that the universe is boundless, and that picture is very precious, Xiaodao will keep it in mind, and when he has doubts, he will definitely gain something."
Diao Chan trotted to find Zhou Ruotong and told her about falling asleep under the statue, and then held the textbook and went to study happily.
The next morning, Li Yu packed up the newly bought grill, tried the effect of turning, then filled it with charcoal, lit it, and began to preheat the grill.
Taking advantage of this, he took out the sheep that had been marinated overnight, rinsed off the marinade paste on the surface, fixed it to the grill, and began to roast.
When making barbecue, the marinade should be rinsed down, otherwise it will be easy to bake and make the barbecue smell mushy.
When Li Yu was barbecued, Yue Fei went to the Water Margin again to say that Yue World, under An Daoquan's careful care, Shan Xiongxin was no longer in trouble, and he was interested in one-handed push-ups with Zhang Fei.
After watching the video, Xie Yingdeng said with a smile:
"The second brother in my impression likes to hold a shelf, and it is rare to have this kind of time to laugh with everyone."
In the past, he was the boss of the Black Society, and he couldn't shock his subordinates if he didn't behave.
But now, next to him is Liu Guanzhang, and even if he wants to, he can't hold it at this time.
was busy, Zhao Dahu came, bringing two sheep, four roast suckling pigs, and a box of chilled suckling pigeons, fifty catties of fresh beef, and fifty catties of raw donkey meat.
Li Yu once again sighed at the benefits of being a god stick.
With so many people coming and going, Xie Yingdeng helped the B&B earn benefits.
If you open a stall in the scenic area, it will definitely become a new attraction in Fengming Valley, and maybe it will become the most popular project in the scenic spot.
"Damn, roast a whole sheep? I'll have to let Jing try it. ”
Zhao Dahu notified Wen Jing without saying a word, and asked her to bring Hao Zhenzhen over and everyone to taste it together.
Li Yu thought that Shi Jin didn't have a weapon yet, and said to Zhao Dahu:
"Go back and build me a three-pointed two-edged knife, using impact steel, without thinking about the cost."
"Okay, no problem."
Shi Jin is a rare growth-oriented general in Liangshan.
When he first appeared, he used a long stick, and later switched to a Pu knife, but when he conquered Liao, his weapon was upgraded to a three-pointed two-edged knife.
As you can see from the change of weapons, this guy has been growing.
Back then, Wang Jin taught for half a year, and if he taught for three or five years, he wouldn't be able to cultivate a Five Tigers?
At noon, the mutton was roasted, and Li Yu also deliberately used chili noodles, soybean flour and other condiments to make a dry dish dipping sauce, and everyone ate it happily.
Mu Guiying naturally did not forget the love general in the cottage, and deliberately unloaded a leg of mutton and a pork rib and sent it over, so enthusiastic that Li Fengyang was a little uncomfortable:
"Are you jealous of my beauty, so you let me eat hard to become a little fat man, so as to establish your status as the first beauty in Mu Ke Village?"
The lord of Mu Zhai naturally did not admit it:
"My beauty is a height that you can never reach, even the little cicada fairy is willing to bow down, so don't be amorous."
Li Fengyang held the leg of mutton and took a bite:
"Isn't it, the second master is so modest?"
"It's not modesty, it's from the bottom of my heart...... I took out a throwing knife and pointed it at Mr. and asked her who was the prettiest, and she didn't hesitate to choose me, and blew a bunch of rainbow farts. ”
Li Fengyang: "......"
How did you feel embarrassed to say this?
Without waiting for her to complain, Mu Guiying pinched the girl's pink face, and then ran to the real world.
"It's worthy of roasting whole sheep, it's delicious!"
Lu Bu sat in the restaurant, grabbing the roasted mutton that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and ate it with a mouth full of oil.
Xie Yingdeng carefully remembered the steps of roasting the whole sheep, and planned to show Shan Xiongxin a hand when he went to Qilin Village.
Lu Bu has a soft spot for dry dish dipping sauces:
"Brother Xian, prepare some of these materials for me, I plan to let Wen Yuan take them to the grassland, and eat the captured sheep in the grassland, the taste will definitely be more delicious."
Li Yu agreed:
"No problem, I'll get you a few dozen pounds in the afternoon."
This afternoon, Xie Yingdeng followed Zhao Dahu to see the feng shui of the Yin House, and Li Yu planned to go to Longqi Mountain with Professor Zhou and Xiao Cicada to ask for a bunch of pendants for good luck cats.
Water Margin said that there is one person in the Yue world, saving the Xuannu and making a trick.
Make a big one for Yang Zhi, the dark star, so that he will not have bad luck all the time.
The setting of "Water Margin" is very interesting, Yang Zhi, as a dark star, has been unlucky from beginning to end, and even those who have a good relationship with him will be unlucky.
As a dark star, the fate of Yang Lin, the golden leopard, is completely opposite, he is simply a European master, and he is still full of European spirit from beginning to end.
When he first appeared, he was drinking in a roadside shop, met Gongsun Sheng, who was returning to his hometown to visit his mother, and got a letter of introduction written by the No. 4 leader of Liangshan.
But he didn't go to Liangshan immediately, wandered for a while, ran into Dai Zong again, bowed to him, and got a second letter of introduction.
As soon as he went up the mountain and fell into the grass, he was about to deal with Zhujiazhuang, he pretended to be an exorcist to inquire about the news, and he was recognized as soon as he entered the village, becoming the first man in Zhujiazhuang to be imprisoned.
But because he was detained early, he did not experience the twists and turns of the three dozen Zhujiazhuang, and he survived peacefully to the end.
When attacking Gaotang Prefecture, Song Jiang failed again and again, so he had no choice but to withdraw his troops and sent him and Bai Sheng to guard the camp, which coincided with Gao Lian's arrival to rob the camp.
Originally, it was a certain death situation, but Yang Lin not only did not die, but injured Gao Lian with a crossbow, which bought Liang Shan more than a month.
Later, during the expedition to Fangla, Yang Lin and the six leaders of Zhang Heng, Mu Hong, Kong Ming, Zhu Gui, and Bai Sheng were all infected with the plague.
In the absence of An Daoquan's army, several leaders died of illness one after another, and even Zhu Fu, who stayed behind to take care of them, did not survive, but Yang Lin successfully overcame the disease and recovered.
not only received the reward, but also lived in seclusion with Pei Xuan to Yinmachuan, which can be called the first European god of the Water Margin.
Compared with Yang Zhi's experience, netizens jokingly called the sky dark star the sky decay star, and the earth dark star became the earth and Europe star.
can go through many hardships in the Water Margin world and not die, but live to the end with all the beards and tails, Yang Lin can be called the most underrated talent in the book.
Thinking that Yang Lin didn't seem to have gone to Liangshan yet, Li Yu felt that he could let the Intelligence Department go to find out if he turned back.
With such a European god in charge, even if he doesn't do anything, he can make his actions much smoother...... Metaphysics, you still have to believe it!
(End of chapter)