Chapter 301: Shan Xiongxin: I want to protect Sanniang's smile! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
"Go back and let Old Man Zhou come forward and settle the marriage with Old Lady Hu."
Since the two of them have concubines, they should strike while the iron is hot, settle the marriage, and add another firewood to the life of the second brother.
Wu Song picked a pockmarked banana and peeled it off and took a bite:
"The master has decided, when the army returns, he will arrange for Yide and his second brother Hu Sanniang to have a collective engagement, which is lively."
This arrangement is quite good, just defeated Liangshan, and it really needs to be celebrated with a feast.
Yue Fei asked:
"If the father-in-law is the parent of Second Brother Shan and Zhao Fujin, then who will be the matchmaker?"
"Old man of Chai Huangcheng, when the master told him about this, this old man couldn't close his mouth happily and took the initiative to cover the expenses of the entire engagement banquet."
Tsk, Zhou Tong's emotional intelligence is no one.
Although Liu Bei is in Qilin Village, he is the best choice to be a matchmaker, but after all, he is still young, and the matchmaker personally protected by the emperor is easy to fall into the hands of others if something happens in the future.
It's Chai Huangcheng, in terms of identity, it is a royal family of the previous dynasty, and it is also old, this kind of virtuous and respected person says that it is very suitable for the matchmaker.
When people are old, they are most afraid that they will be useless, so they must be involved in the affairs of the village, so that they can continue to shine.
While chatting, Xiuhe sent a message:
"Boss, the red stewed mutton is ready, you can come and eat."
Li Yu replied to the OK emoji, got up and said:
"Let's go, eat first, wait for news over there, I didn't eat at noon, I'll eat more later."
harvested four talents, seriously injured Qin Ming and Hua Rong, and got rid of Li Kui and Zhu Gui, Liangshan's book strength was greatly reduced, especially Song Jiang, who helped him do black work was completely gone.
If you guess correctly, Hua Rong can't survive tonight, and Qin Ming will most likely be difficult to survive.
This is the fate of rashly shooting at Qilin Village, I hope Song Jiang and Wu Yong can be honest for a while, otherwise next time they pass, they should kill these two goods.
Coming to the door of the restaurant, Li Yu caught a glimpse of Qin Qiong coming from the direction of the stable.
As soon as they met, the grandfather of the country hurriedly asked:
"How's it going? The foolish brother had no intention of hurrying, for fear of some accidents. ”
Yue Fei arched his hand and said:
"Second Brother Qin, rest assured, Daoist Xie has helped Second Brother Shan to avenge his great revenge!"
An arrow was shot in the lung, and it was still a blade arrow, not to mention ancient times, even in the real world, it was very troublesome to deal with.
The blades on the arrows, in particular, will constantly cut the lungs.
After listening to Yue Fei's narration, Qin Qiong relieved herself:
"Brother Xie Xian is so good, this kind of person who deliberately harms the lives of others deserves to be tortured like this!"
If it weren't for the good luck cat blocking it, Shan Xiongxin, who had finally found the direction of his life, would have died under Hua Rong's arrow, which would be a huge blow to Qin Qiong.
When Shan Xiongxin was not saved, he could live for another ten years.
Now save him from the Sui and Tang Dynasties, but he was killed by Hua Rong's arrow, isn't this hurting Lao Dan!
If it is a battle formation, it doesn't matter if the skills are not as good as the people, sneak and release cold arrows, if this kind of person is not eliminated, how many people will suffer in the future.
Walking into the restaurant, Xiuhe had already filled a pot of mutton full of red soup and brought it to the small private room.
In addition, there are more than a dozen kinds of shabu-shabu that go well with it.
Yue Fei had never eaten red stew, so he asked with some curiosity:
"What's this way of eating? Hot pot? ”
Wu Song had just eaten with Hao Zhenzhen in the city a few days ago, and said with a smile:
"This is a dish that combines stewed mutton and red oil hot pot, which used to be very popular, but now it is a bit outdated, and it can only be eaten in some old restaurants."
A few people washed their hands and sat down, scooping up the mutton in the pot and eating.
The lamb stewed in the red oil broth is fragrant and spicy, appetizing and enjoyable.
Qin Qiong took a bite of a piece of sheep's backbone and said about Li Kui:
"It is cheaper to kill the people in this way...... The little yaman in Cangzhou Mansion who was split into two pieces with an axe finally escaped. ”
Every time Li Kui kills people, he kills people indiscriminately, such as when he robbed the law field in Jiangzhou, he killed the entire street and became a river of blood.
But what readers can't accept the most, in order to earn Zhu Tong went up the mountain, he split the axe of a few years old Xiao Yanei into two sections, this kind of dehumanizing behavior, anyway, Li Yu can't see where cute and frank it is.
His thoughts are the same as Qin Qiong's, Master Lu is too happy to start, and he cheapens this black guy.
As for whether Liangshan will be strengthened in the future, this matter is actually not very important, if not, continue to transfer masters from other worlds.
The Sui and Tang worlds and the Three Kingdoms world are both in a stage of surplus talent.
Especially in the Three Kingdoms World, it was destroyed because the three forces were very strong, and if some generals could be taken away, it would not cause a situation of secession.
In the future, if you fight with the Liangshan Water Army, you can get several famous naval generals in Eastern Wu over, such as Gan Ning, this dignified general should not be too difficult to clean up a group of fishermen, right?
However, there is no need to increase the number of riders, Zhang Fei has a lifetime of combat experience, and he is at the peak of his life at the age of twenty.
In the original work, he was able to break Lu Bu's mentality even by beating and scolding, and now after strengthening in all aspects, basically none of the generals in the Water Margin Yue world can surpass him.
Even if you can barely be equal in martial arts, what about eloquence?
The first victim, Qin Mingtong, was already lying on the bed counting the stars, and as for Lin Chong, there is a high probability that he will also be jade for a while.
I don't know who the next victim will be, but I'm looking forward to Zhang Sanye's power again.
Qin Qiong finished gnawing a piece of bone, sandwiched another piece of lamb ribs, and said while eating:
"If there are not enough generals in Qilin Village in the future, you can send my cousin Luo Cheng over...... In a different world, there may be new adventures. ”
Li Yu thought of Luo Cheng and Shan Xiongxin's incompatibility, and felt that it was better to be cautious:
"Forget Luo Cheng, follow Li Shimin well, maybe you need to rely on him to sweep the north in the future, but other heroes can be dragged out."
For example, Yu Wenhua's eldest son, Yuwen Chengdu, is really a pity to die.
Sent to the Water Margin to say that Yue World, he can continue to fight, and no one over there mentioned that his father is a rebellious minister and thief who seeks power and usurps the throne, and at the same time, he can beat foreign races violently and create new brilliance.
While eating, Li Shimin's little pot friend pushed the door and walked in:
"It's better to come early than to come by chance, and sure enough, there is something delicious...... Mr., Second Brother Qin, Cheng Yanjin has arrived at Fengming Village, and on the first day of arrival, he kowtowed to Wang Bodang and bowed to him. ”
is worthy of being the demon king of the mixed world, when you meet someone you don't know, you should first bow to a familiar person, Wang Bodang is such a simple-minded honest child, there is a high probability that he will be stunned for a while.
Qin Qiong said with a smile:
"It's fast enough, did you bite the gold in the process?"
"I saw it, and as soon as we met, they said that they would try a horse for me, and then snatched the BMW that my father gave me, and taught me how to explain to my parents about losing the horse when I went back...... He's a natural bandit! ”
This kind of behavior can't be Mu Guiying's long-lost brother, right?
When Luo Cheng's Little White Dragon of the Western Regions was grazing in the wild, this guy secretly threw his horse aside, rode the Little White Dragon of the Western Regions away, and said that he picked it up.
It's no wonder that they all went to Wagangzhai in the end, such people are simply tailor-made bandits.
Li Yu asked about the situation in Fengming Village:
"How many are there?"
"In the early 1,000s, the children gathered to attend classes, the women were in charge of the canteen, the school, and all the strong laborers went to clear the wasteland, burn the kiln, repair the house, and build the fortifications."
Although it is just a fake bandit den, it is necessary to do a good job of defense, lest the nearby officials think it is a soft persimmon and run over to suppress the bandits.
Yue Fei sandwiched a piece of lamb ribs with crispy bones for Li Shimin:
"Is there enough food to eat?"
"That's enough, Wang Bodang used a dressing mirror made of glass to exchange 10,000 stone of grain from a wealthy family nearby, and also sent some weapons, and the cottage is initially armed."
Good guy, you have actually learned the routine of the Mu Zhai Lord using modern items to find rich people in exchange for food, do you bandits bring their own courses in this area?
But in this way, there is no need to worry about any food crisis over there.
Although the current Fengmingzhai has just been on the track, after all, it is supported by the talents of Mu Kezhai, not only held a grievance meeting, so that everyone can vent the dissatisfaction in their hearts, but also released a few movies, enriching their spiritual civilization life.
"I tried to mention Xie Yingdeng in front of Wang Bodang, he completely forgot who this person was, and asked me whether Xie Yingdeng was a man or a woman, and whether he was good-looking...... Except for me and Second Brother Qin, it seems that the whole world no longer remembers Xie Yingdeng. ”
Not everyone has the talent of Xie Yingdeng, and after 30 years of flipping through the book, Xia Ju has soared to become an immortal.
Naturally, no one will notice that some of the memories have been erased.
Everyone chatted while eating, and when the mutton was finished, the heat was turned up and the vegetables began to be eaten.
Li Shimin picked up the hot wide powder from the pot and dipped it in the sesame sauce and garlic, sucked and ate it, and asked about the situation of the eldest sister Li Fengyang:
"Is she okay over there?"
Thinking that Mu Guiying took the game console away and never came back, Li Yu said speechlessly:
"That pair of monarchs and ministers are probably already addicted to the game, I'll go to the mother and ask the mother later, if you really play the game day and night, just intervene."
With the mother here, it's still easy to intervene with these two girls.
Wu Song added some sesame sauce to his bowl, fished out a peeing cow ball from the pot, and talked about the jade unicorn Lu Junyi:
"Senior Brother Lu exchanged two thousand sets of crossbows from the armory of the Daimyo Mansion, and another 10,000 arrows, and the garrison of the Daimyo Mansion also said that he could help purchase weapons from the Ordnance Division, but he had to take a cut."
Damn, this is really an era when everyone has made a lot of money except for the people, and they are guarded, and they are actually like salesmen in modern society, and they still want to take a cut.
Li Shimin commented:
"From this, we can peek into the darkness of the officialdom of the Great Song Dynasty, if the kid is not mistaken, he will have to hand over a part of the money he receives, and he will have to deal with the ministers of the DPRK and the Central Committee during the New Year's holidays."
Wu Song nodded and said:
"That's right, the garrison is the relationship between Cai Jing and Taishi, and most of the money received will be distributed to Liang Zhongshu, Taishi Cai's son-in-law, and at the end of the year, he will send someone to Tokyo to give Taishi Cai's son a generous gift, otherwise this fat difference will not fall into his hands at all."
With such an official, how could the Great Song Dynasty be undefeated?
However, it is precisely the level of corruption that makes it much easier for Qilin Village to raise troops, especially strategic materials such as armor and weapons, which can be purchased from arsenals in various places.
[No guns, no cannons, Da Song made it for us! ] 】
If you really want to calm the Central Plains, you have to award Zhao Ji a best assist award.
Without the overtime work of the Ordnance Divisions in the Great Song Dynasty, Qilin Village did not have enough armor and weapons to defeat the Song Dynasty officials and troops and all kinds of foreign races.
After eating and drinking, Qin Qiong heard that Hu Sanniang was interested in Shan Xiongxin, and she was very excited:
"Erlang, record a video for me, and I'll say a few words to Second Brother Shan."
Wu Song hurriedly took out his mobile phone and turned on the video mode.
Second Brother Qin cleared his throat and said to the camera:
"Second brother Shan, the destined husband of Hu Sanniang was killed by you, if you are a gentleman, you will take care of her for the rest of your life, if you dare to live up to others, I will take the lead in kicking your ass...... You are also a big boss, hurry up and start a family, we are all waiting for gifts, don't be machismo, if you don't know how to ask Yide for advice, he is proficient in emotional issues. ”
Second brother, you really found a good teacher for Lao Dan.
It's also interesting to say, Zhao Dahu, the emotional master, has not only accepted several apprentices, but even has to have heirs from generation to generation, and the master is prosperous!
And Zhang Fei, Tie Hanhan, has also become a new generation of emotional masters since he was with Zhao Fujin.
Sure enough, the emotional bloggers on the Internet are all fake, and the real masters have to be Tie Hanhan like Zhang Fei and Zhao Dahu.
Wu Song originally planned to go to Hao Zhenzhen after eating, but Second Brother Qin was so energetic that he had to go to Qilin Village again and play the video to Shan Xiongxin.
At the same time, he also added a little drama to himself:
"Second brother said, he can't kick you, and he plans to let me do it for you."
Shan Xiongxin couldn't cry or laugh a little, but he didn't expect Qin Qiong to be like an old mother, and she actually played the trick of urging marriage.
If it were anything else, he might not be afraid of Wu Song, but if he was punching and kicking, as long as Wu Erlang was willing, Lao Shan really couldn't dodge.
Soon, Wu Song returned to the real world, and by the way, he brought a video of Shan Xiongxin's return.
"Let the second brother Qin and the owner of Li Zhuang bother, Shan didn't expect to be a blessing in disguise, Sanniang is really good, yesterday I also followed Zhao Fujin to learn to make sour soup noodles, the noodles are very smooth, the side dishes are also very fresh, and the old vinegar adds a lot of color...... If it weren't for the addition of half a pack of salt, it would be really impeccable. ”
Seeing this, Li Yu and the others were all happy.
It seems that Hu Sanniang is not good at cooking, but if a woman who doesn't know how to cook can take the initiative to cook, it seems that this long-legged female general is really trapped.
"My parents died early, my brother has passed away, and I came to this world again, I can't say that I have no relatives, and I didn't expect to be favored by Sanniang...... In fact, I have low self-esteem, and I am always worried that I am not worthy of her, but every time I see Sanniang's smile, I feel that in this troubled world, this smile needs to be guarded. ”
Damn, Second Brother Qin also planned to find an emotional expert to be a teacher for Ling, but he didn't expect Lao Dan, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to learn to the level of a professor early.
rushed to "this smile needs to be guarded", and this family business must also be settled.
"Mrs. Hu is reasonable, Hu Cheng is humble and polite, so I feel at home again, but Sanniang doesn't know what attitude she has, I hope that Li Zhuang will help me buy some gifts to express my emotions, Shan plans to tell Sanniang my heart, I hope she can allow me to take care of her for a lifetime."
Damn, you go and start a class, I'll be the first to sign up...... I originally thought that Lao Shan was really inferior, and I wanted to persuade two sentences.
Seeing this, Li Yu has already hammered the stone, this guy is here to sprinkle dog food.
Not only to Qin Qiong, but even other people in the homestay were within the range of Shan Xiongxin's dog food.
In short, Lao Shan went crazy today.
"I said so much, that's all for the time being, I have to go outside the village to accompany Sanniang on horseback...... By the way, Master Li, Sanniang likes the sun and moon double knife, can you ask the big tiger brother to help create a pair? I give money! ”
Tut-tut, in the end, I didn't even forget to stuff a handful of dog food into Zhao Dahu's mouth, Lao Shan, Lao Shan, you are no longer the simple-minded chief scoop in the past!
After watching the video, several people were silent.
After a while, Big Brother Qin Qiong opened his mouth:
"Look at this guy."
is Li Shimin, as an enemy of Shan Xiongxin, who knows him better:
"People are the chief scoop handle, they can command the existence of the green forests in the world, and they can't deal with a woman who is just starting to fall in love, isn't it in their hands...... By the way, sir, what is a gift to show love? ”
Bite? Do you want to give one to your eldest grandson in advance?
Li Yu scratched his head, recalling the interaction with Professor Zhou, it seems that in addition to cultural relics, he really didn't send anything to express his love, but there are some actions, and those bruises on his waist are the best proof.
Why don't you buy a big diamond ring?
But this thing is the result of marketing, and it doesn't hold its value very well.
Then buy some solid gold and sterling silver jewelry?
This is good, but there are also people over there, and it's not uncommon.
Li Yu posted the video to his mobile phone and forwarded it to Professor Zhou:
"Daughter-in-law, Second Brother Shan plans to confess to Hu Sanniang, what kind of gift is better?"
Straight men don't understand this, so ask the chief military advisor of the B&B to ask, Professor Zhou should be very clear about luxury goods and the like.
Sure enough, in less than five minutes, Professor Zhou called directly:
"Buying a watch can not only express your heart, but also use it in actual combat; Brand-name perfumes, whether ancient or modern, will be addicted to fragrance...... Forget it, I'll be responsible, you just let Zhao Fujin get Hu Sanniang's height, weight, measurements and other data. ”
Worried that Li Yu, a straight man, would not be able to reach the point of a girl, Professor Zhou finally decided to go out in person.
Li Yu did not refuse:
"I'm not busy tomorrow, why don't we go to a luxury jewelry store together to buy it, and give you a gift by the way."
His words aroused Professor Zhou's alarm:
"Why do you want to give gifts? You can't be playing any bad ideas again, are you? ”
"No, no, no, I just want to express my love for Tong Baobao, I'll go to you tomorrow morning, and we'll talk about it when we meet."
Hanging up the phone, Li Yugang was about to go to the scenic spot to find Niangniang and complain about the two girls who were addicted to games, and Li Shimin on the side suddenly said weakly:
"Sir, the student has been here for so long and hasn't been to a luxury jewelry store, can you take me to see it?"
When did you learn this way of speaking with Mu Guiying?
Thinking that there would be nothing to do tomorrow, Li Yu said:
"No problem, I'll take you around."
After speaking, he took some food and strode towards the scenic spot......
(End of chapter)