"Is this bare-ass kid me?"

Li Yu was taken aback, he didn't expect that he would have the opportunity to show his face in the world in the book, but this look, my Yushu Linfeng handsome image is completely ruined.

"Boom!"

Just thinking about it, Niangniang rewarded a brain melon crash:

"Let you share some merits, don't you appreciate it?"

Li Yu rubbed his head and hurriedly said:

"No, no, it's this image...... Don't fight, don't fight, this image is very good, the red belly pocket matches your clothes very well, Mom, can you stop fighting? ”

The mother was puzzled and hit a few more times:

"Xiao Luo and Zhang Daoling have been busy for a few days, and finally broke the doctrine, and listed you as the Holy Son, you dead child is still picky, believe it or not, I will let them replace the baby on the statue with a little piglet now?"

"Don't don't, don't be troublesome, dissipate your anger, wait a while to make your favorite cold skin, let Gui Ying send you a few more, what's up?"

Niangniang is angry at this moment:

"I don't eat cold skin!"

"But your daughter-in-law likes to eat it, and she named her to eat this in the afternoon."

"Okay then, put me some more chili oil."

Good guy, if you don't listen to your son's words, you will immediately lose your anger when you mention your daughter-in-law, right?

Mom, if you can't quarrel with Professor Zhou in the future, why should you target me?

Thinking that the parents who work in the provincial city also don't like Professor Zhou very much, but their own good son has become the object of dislike on both sides.

If you want to be like you, no one will write those mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quarrels in the future!

In the picture, Luo Zhenren talked about a lot of doctrines and rules, and after Xie Yingdeng agreed one by one, he officially accepted him as his second disciple.

Xie Yingdeng finished the apprenticeship and met with his senior brother Sun Sheng.

Then the three of them visited Nuwa Niangniang together.

As soon as he finished worshipping, a golden light descended from the void, and the white jade whisk dust in Xie Yingdeng's hand was dotted with several golden threads.

Obviously, this is the mother who has strengthened him.

"Thank you for Yingdeng, thank you Niangniang, thank you Li Xianchang."

After doing this, Xie Yingdeng's apprenticeship ceremony officially ended, and he walked outside the hall with Luo Zhenren and Gongsun Sheng, Lao Luo looked up at the sky, and then said to the two apprentices:

"In the future, you two will follow Xuande to make achievements, and there are some things you need to know."

After finishing speaking, he flicked off the dust, and flew to the sky with his two apprentices, and flew southwest for a period of time, until he reached the sky above Qilin Village before stopping.

Xie Yingdeng was just about to ask questions when a huge stone tablet fell from the sky and hovered steadily beside several people.

Then, Zhang Daoling, who couldn't eat spicy food, appeared gorgeously.

Luo Zhenren hurried to salute:

"Meet the Heavenly Master, these are two bad disciples."

Gongsun Sheng and Xie Yingdeng recognized Zhang Daoling's identity and hurriedly saluted.

Lao Zhang returned the gift:

"You don't have to be polite, the two high-level apprentices are prosperous, and he will definitely be able to rank in the immortal class one day."

Xie Yingdeng looked up at the words on the inscription and read it softly:

"Ahead of China, evil is forbidden...... Dare to ask the Heavenly Master, what does this mean? ”

"This is the boundary monument that Niangniang asked the poor road to make, and in the future, the territory you have laid down in the world will be bounded by this monument, and the larger the area, the more prosperous the human race will be."

As soon as Zhang Tianshi finished speaking, an old monk with a white beard floated from a distance, and saluted everyone from afar:

"Meet Zhang Tianshi, meet Luo Daoyou, meet the two Taoist talents, the poor monk is really polite."

After everyone saluted each other, Elder Zhizhen walked to the stele, pressed the stele with one hand, and put the other hand on his chest to silently chant the scriptures.

Soon, the words on the stele slowly shone and eventually turned completely golden.

Seeing this, Li Yu raised his little hand:

"I remember the last time King Jizo lit it up with a stroke of his hand, why is Zhizhen so slow, is the gap between the two so big?"

Niangniang patiently explained:

"Their status in Buddhism is different, and the great power of Buddhism that can be mobilized is also different, and it is rare to have the realm of Xiao Luo and Zhizhen in the world."

After the stele was lit, Luo Zhenren invited with a smile:

"The first time Zhang Tianshi came to the Water Margin to talk about Yue World, he also invited Elder Zhizhen to sit with him, and went to the cold house to talk about it, there happened to be fairy tea rewarded by Niangniang, I will taste it together."

After speaking, as soon as he swung the dust, Gongsun Sheng and Xie Yingdeng, who were curious about the fairy tea, fell down from the clouds and fell straight towards Qilin Village.

Damn, this pit apprentice's technique, why did I suddenly think of Xiao Guiying, who was thrown into the sky since I was a child?

Li Yugang was about to ridicule a few sentences, thinking that Niangniang could perceive all thoughts, so he quickly restrained his thoughts and sang "Only Mother is Good in the World" in his heart.

Zhang Tianshi is still very enthusiastic about his own people:

"Then excuse me, Poor Dao Fang just ate a few spicy wings in Mu Ke Village, and I really need to drink tea to relieve it...... Later, if you go to the Sui and Tang Dynasties, these stone tablets will be placed, and the trail can go back to rest for a while. ”

Good guy, Master Mu Zhai deceived Lao Zhang to eat spicy again?

But the dignified heavenly master didn't dare to eat spicy, Lao Zhang still has to exercise, look at your good grandson Zhang Lu, walking in spicy butter hot pot all day long, not afraid of spicy at all.

When the three of them walked away, Niangniang transferred the scene to Qilin Village, Gongsun Sheng and Xie Yingdeng had reached the ground safely, and they were chatting with Qiao Daoqing, who was presiding over the construction of the phantom array.

Old Qiao's apprenticeship has not yet arrived, but he is already a registered disciple of Luo Zhenren, and some necessary rules should be informed.

After chatting about the rules emphasized by the master, Qiao Daoqing chatted with Xie Yingdeng about the skills of air control, and also shared the illusion skills he mastered.

And Gongsun Sheng, on behalf of Luo Zhenren, shared the Five Thunder Tiangang Righteous Law with the two.

By the time we got here, the broadcast was over.

Niangniang reminded:

"In the afternoon, wrap the cold skin and make a few peppers without putting them, Gui Ying takes pleasure in bullying Zhang Daoling all day long, and the whole Dongfu chicken and dog are restless, you don't say anything."

Do I care?

As soon as she threw the knife over, she had to kneel down and beg me not to die, do I dare to care?

李裕 says:

"Gui Ying is just playing with a big heart, not as unbearable as you said, and with you as a backer, she has already calculated, if it were me, the Seven Fairies and the Yaochi Fairies or something, they all had to line up to rub my shoulders and beat my legs."

"Boom!"

The mother rewarded this guy with a brain meltdown:

"Let's go, let's go, don't let me worry one by one, and your family will be well-behaved and sensible."

Okay, okay, they are all good, and Gui Ying and I are all bad...... Li Yu sat up from the steps and asked in his heart:

"What else do you eat besides wrapping your skin? Why don't you have some red bean soup? ”

"Yes, remember to put some tangerine peel, I like to eat this flavor, and by the way, bring me two more watermelons...... I really want to go to the real world, and our family has a lively meal, but unfortunately, I probably don't have this opportunity. ”

"Don't be so frustrated, anything is possible, maybe in two years, you can chase me all over the world with a broom and a pimple."

"Okay, Mom, I'm waiting for this day to come sooner!"

Back at the B&B, Mu Guiying had already changed into hot pants, and picked out clothes on the Internet with two long white legs, Li Yu said to her:

"Don't let Zhang Daoling eat spicy food in the future, he is also a sage of the human race, give some face."

"He sued in front of Master?"

"What do you think can be hidden from an all-knowing and all-powerful saint?"

Mu Guiying sat up straight with some embarrassment:

"That's a joke, not next time...... Lao Zhang is too, if you don't like it, you won't eat it, who can do anything to him? It is estimated that he was bullied in Heavenly Court before, so he was so trembling. ”

Workplace bullying is a must...... Li Yu saw Zhou Ruotong sitting on the sofa, holding his mobile phone to order wholesale supplies from the procurement network, and he didn't bother, and went to the kitchen to make cool skins.

In the evening, Mu Guiying first sent back a basket of cold peels and a pot of tangerine peel and red bean soup, and then sat in the restaurant and had dinner with everyone.

After the meal, Li Yu sat on the observation deck with two glasses of watermelon juice with ice and two beauties to blow the wind, worried that the little girl would not live well, he said:

"It's been hot lately, so you have to send a blanket to the cicada, right?"

Zhou Ruotong bit the straw and said:

"I sent her over, and now there is no problem with the results, as long as she plays normally, she should be able to get a good score in the entrance exam this time."

Then you can stay in Yinzhou and go to high school...... Li Yu thought of the hard work of three years of high school, and was a little reluctant to let the little girl suffer this hardship, but she had to do this.

The more gentle the person, the more stubborn he is, how good it would be if he was as good as Gui Ying.

Referring to going to school, Mu Guiying asked:

"This year, the cottage schools are basically on the right track, and they are ready to fully open up next semester, as long as they are school-age children, regardless of men and women, this will not be too radical, right?"

周若桐 says:

"No, that's it, get rid of the feudal etiquette, anyway, you Mukezhai is the head of the house, and try to advocate equality between men and women in the future."

"Well, don't worry, Sister Zhou, we will let every girl go to school."

In the following days, the B&B was relatively peaceful, but the world in the book was quite exciting.

Zhang Liao, Cheng Yu and others encountered a group of Huns who were preparing to go south to fight the grass valley, and it happened that the sky was about to get dark, so without saying a word, they used fireworks to fire a salvo, disrupting the opponent's formation.

Then the heavy cavalry charged, and the group of alien cavalry became scattered.

After the siege, the horses were counted, and more than 2,000 horses were seized, Zhang Liao calculated the amount of feed he brought, if he was fully equipped with two horses, the feed did not seem to be enough.

At this time, Lu Bu drove over, made a door on the spot, led the extra horses in groups of ten to the real world, and then let Mu Guiying transport them away.

The two of them tossed and turned for a whole day, and transferred 3,500 high-quality grassland horses to Mukezhai.

In order to express her gratitude, Mu Guiying specially brought several truckloads of corn tortillas made in the village, which can be used as dry food, or baked and eaten, and even boiled into porridge in a pot if possible.

Li Yu also sent hundreds of catties of barbecue and a large cart of high-protein feed, in addition to probiotics and other medicines suitable for horses.

Since the larger the area of the fight, the more the stele will move forward, so don't stretch it, go directly into the hinterland of the grassland, and do the feat of sealing the wolf Juxu again.

At the end of the Han Dynasty, although the Central Plains was divided, it still had an overwhelming advantage over foreign races.

Especially the Xiongnu, the Han Dynasty has been crippled countless times in the past four hundred years, although it has not been exterminated, but it is no longer the same as the early Han Dynasty.

And Zhang Liao and the others are fully equipped, plus there is a lady watching, Lu Bu can also drive over at any time if he encounters a problem.

What materials are needed directly from the real world, in this case, Zhang Babai and Cheng Yu, who is eager to make contributions, are naturally full of confidence, not only want to seal the wolf Juxu, but even want to directly slaughter the entire Xiongnu royal family.

"General Wenyuan, when the Huns go south, will they let the civilians go?"

After a full day's rest, Cheng Yu, who came to the border for the first time, ate crispy baked corn tortillas, drank strong tea with milk, and asked about the border pass.

Zhang Liao recalled the scenes he had experienced since he was a child, with a wry smile on his face:

"How is that possible? Usually women are taken captive, men are killed, and children taller than wheels are killed. ”

"Why limit yourself to wheels?"

"Children who are taller than the wheels are sensible and will hold grudges, so they must be killed; And children below the wheel have no memory, and they can be used as slaves when they are brought back, and even trained to be undercover agents of Han soldiers. ”

Hearing this, Cheng Yu took a deep breath:

"In this case, the civilian tribe encountered this time, even if Niangniang blames it, Cheng will visit one or two, and tell the grassland aliens with practical actions - come and not be rude!"

Zhang Liao was accustomed to seeing alien races rampant since he was a child, and said with a smile:

"Mr. Zhongde, don't worry, Liao will act with you, if there is any blame, I will bear it with you!"

Now Zhang Wenyuan is only in his twenties, which is the age of blood and strength, since he wants to retaliate against the alien race with a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye, then we must help the field.

Of course, the main thing is to find the settlement of the Huns, so that the explosives can be useful.

Otherwise, don't go crazy one day.

After resting, the group turned over and got on their horses, according to the information asked from the Huns yesterday, and went straight to a settlement in the distance, it is said that there are countless cattle and sheep there, just so that the troops can rest again, and use the barbecue material they brought, so that everyone can taste the roast whole sheep on the grassland!

After learning about the trends in the world of the Three Kingdoms, Li Yu poured Lu Bu a cup of Cantonese herbal tea:

"How did you know that Zhang Liao and they won the battle?"

"Master gave me a dream, asked me to hurry to the grassland, and gave me the position, I hurried and hurried, and finally didn't delay anything...... This herbal tea is too bitter, isn't it? Can it really defeat the fire? ”

Li Yu smiled and said:

"It's right to be bitter, after drinking to get rid of dampness, you are full of energy."

Lu Bu took another sip suspiciously, and talked about the movements of the court:

"The imperial court has sent people to Jingzhou with an edict, once they pick up the Zhuge family, they will come to Chang'an quickly, Zhuge Xuan will probably be appointed as one of the nine kings, or the Taishou of the nearby state capital, and Zhuge Liang will stay in the North Palace as a companion."

Let Liu Xie and Brother Liang get close first, not to mention kowtowing and worshipping, at least they have to deal with the relationship.

When Sima Hui arrived, he officially began teaching.

"Other talents have also issued edicts, right?"

"It's done, Zhou Yu, Lu Su, Zhang Ren, Tai Shici, Liu Ye, Tian Yu, Mi Zhu, Jian Yong, Xu Chu, Chen Deng, Yan Liang, Wen Chou, Zilong, Chen Qun, Zhang Zhao, Huang Zhong, Gan Ning, Yan Yan, Ling Tong, Xu Shu, Pang Tong...... Anyway, we are like a scumbag, casting a wide net, whether we are out of office or not, even under the age of ten, all of them have issued edicts. ”

Good guys, isn't this a common routine of mass message confession?

Li Yu thought of Kong Rong and Kong Wenju, who had helped save Guo Jia before the Tiger Prison Pass, and asked Lu Bu:

"Didn't you invite Kong Rong?"

"Invited, but now that he is surrounded by the Yellow Turban Army, even if he receives the edict, he may not be able to fight his way out of the encirclement...... There was no Xuande to save him this time, and I don't know how he got rid of the siege of the Yellow Turban Army in Beihai. ”

It's a pity that it's too far away, otherwise it can rescue a wave and reproduce Xuande's style of doing what he says!

Li Yu took a sip of the bitter herbal tea and said:

"Looking back, the time flow rate of your Three Kingdoms World may speed up, so be mentally prepared."

"Thank you, brother, we won't be holding back after all...... Brother Fa Cai Xian has been pondering the cement made by Mu Kezhai for the past two days, and feels that he can't do it to this extent under normal circumstances, and he even sighed and sighed, "It's not that our army doesn't work hard, but there are gods on the other side". ”

With the blessings of the gods, everything is a breeze.

For example, the hydropower station, Mu Kezhai has already entered the power generation process, and the Three Kingdoms World has just figured out the knowledge of building mechanics.

李裕 says:

"Don't let Sun Facai have too much pressure, give full play to his ingenuity."

"Don't worry, brother, we will."

"How's the dock fort cleared?"

"Steadily progressing, almost once a day or two, time is wasted on the road, several ministers of the DPRK and China have written books, knocking on the side to say that it hurts the country, and persuading the little emperor to think twice."

This is ready to exert force, and it is also very good, we can't use all the military force to uproot the dock fort, we still have to increase the intensity of military reclamation, attack Hedong, and reintegrate the Yongliang area that is gradually out of the control of the imperial court into the territory of the imperial court.

Now that Zhu Jun has done a good job, he will also go to Xiliang when the time comes, and the two veterans will cooperate, one is the main internal affairs and the other is the main military, maybe they can open up the Western Regions in one fell swoop and connect the Silk Road.

The two were chatting, and Qin Qiong, who hadn't seen her for many days, walked into the study:

"I have arrived at Tongguan, and I have just recognized my uncle-in-law Qiu Rui, and then I will go to Chang'an with the two virtuous brothers Qi Biao and Li Bao, and then go to find Xiong Kuohai and others, and find all the heroes and heroes of the Lantern Festival in advance."

The Lantern Festival is a big drama, and it is also a microcosm of Qinqiongjianghu Road.

But now that there is no Wang Bodang Xie Yingdeng, there is no Shan Xiongxin in the green forest, and Qin Qiong has only a token in his hand that is the scoop of the green forest west road in the world, I don't know if it is good or not.

"Congratulations to Second Brother Qin, come on, take a sip of tea to quench your thirst."

Lu Bu poured a large cup of herbal tea for Qin Qiong with bad intentions, and asked with a smile:

"There is a surplus of talents in the Sui and Tang dynasties, and the second brother can bring a few people out, such as Xiongkuohai, and let him help Xuande and change his fate of being crushed into a puddle of mud by the jack gate in Yangzhou."

秦琼 says:

"Don't worry, Brother Xian, Brother Fool will pay attention, but whether it will work or not depends on his own intentions, and he can't force it."

It really can't be forced, in case you drag the family with you, this is not breaking up the family.

After speaking, Qin Qiong was about to drink the teacup, when she saw Lu Bu with a wicked smile on her face, and it happened that Li Shimin walked in from outside at this moment, so she handed the herbal tea to Xiao Taizong:

"Shimin, come and taste this tea, Wen Hou said that it is very rare to quench your thirst in the heat."

Li Shimin took it and tasted it, with surprise on his face:

"It's delicious, Second Brother Qin, you haven't tasted it yet, have you? It's really enjoyable. ”

When Qin Qiong heard this, she immediately poured herself a glass, raised her head and drank it all, only to realize that she had been fooled...... This thing is so bitter that my stomach is shaking!

"Hahahaha, Second Brother Qin, you have been fooled!"

Lu Bule looked at this scene and felt that this pair of monarchs and ministers was really interesting, but it was a pity that the little emperor was not there, otherwise it would definitely be fun to tease him like this.

Thinking of this, he asked Li Yu:

"Brother Xian, can you make the little emperor an administrator now? I think it's time for him to get close to Shimin Pengju. ”

Eh, that's right, this time Brother Dao was upgraded, and I haven't asked him about setting up an administrator.

Later, I will interrogate the dog well, and try to let the big apprentice come to the real world to see!

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