Chapter 313: Dian Wei: Oops, the Emperor is lost! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
"Come in, don't stand at the door."
Li Yu got up from the ground with a little embarrassment, but he didn't expect that the image of a master he had always maintained would actually leak in front of the big apprentice.
Liu Xie walked into the study, straightened his clothes, knelt down and saluted Li Yu respectfully, and touched the ground with his head:
"Meet Mr., I look forward to it day and night, and finally I can come to the real world and listen to Mr. in person......"
From Luoyang to Chang'an, the little guy's heartstrings have been tense, and now when he suddenly saw Li Yu, his voice was choked, and he couldn't hold it anymore.
waited until he finished speaking, and then Li Yu helped him up:
"Do you feel a little more relaxed when you cry?"
"Yes...... The student lost his temper and asked the gentleman to punish him. ”
You're so well-behaved, I'll punish you for a fart...... Li Yu asked him to sit down, and then put a basket of snacks in front of the little guy:
"Eat two bites to ease up, don't get excited, come if you want to come later, this will always be your home."
Hearing the word "home", Xiao Liu Xie's eyes turned red and he wanted to cry again.
Li Yu patted him on the shoulder, and noticed that the twelve crowns on this guy's head could not be seen by several elders of the Zhou family, otherwise the kind and benevolent four brothers would not be able to break their heads.
Liu Xie ate a piece of peanut candy, his mood eased up, and Li Yu asked:
"How do you know where the study is?"
"As soon as the student arrived in the real world, he met Sister Gui Ying, who said that she was her husband's Dharma Protector Fairy."
Thanks to Lu Bu's big mouth, Liu Xie not only knows the owner of the homestay, but even knows everyone's habits.
For example, at the gate of the B&B, as soon as Mu Guiying's identity was confirmed, Liu Xie called out His Majesty Sister Mu, which made Marshal Mu feel overjoyed, and he didn't scare him with a flying knife.
李裕 says:
"I'll call Yue Fei and Li Shimin over later, you two should get close to each other first, change your clothes by the way, don't always wear formal clothes here in the future, just be casual."
In order to let the big apprentice let down his guard, Li Yu said again:
"Over there, you're the emperor who keeps your identity at all times, but over here, you're just my student, you can play if you want, laugh when you want, and take it easy."
"Thank you!"
Three apprentices, three states.
Li Shimin is playful and lively, and has a lot of ghost ideas; Yue Fei is upright and loyal, full of loyalty and patriotism; Although Liu Xie is the youngest, the pressure is the greatest among the three.
Especially when Dong Zhuo was in charge of the court before, it is estimated that the little guy secretly wiped his tears in the middle of the night.
"Little Emperor Xian, come on, come on, eat watermelon!"
The master and apprentice were chatting, and Mu Guiying walked in with a tray with a cut watermelon, and picked a large piece for Liu Xie without saying anything.
Li Yu said speechlessly:
"Offering the emperor is Liu Xie's nickname after his death, he will not give up the throne in the future, the nickname will definitely change, don't shout like that, it's unlucky."
"Okay sir, then I'll call Xiao Xie? It feels like heels are ...... Forget it, I'll call you a little crab in the future, I hope you are as domineering and fearless as a little crab! ”
It's strange that you can give it a nickname...... Li Yu took out his mobile phone, took a photo of Liu Xie and sent it to Zhou Ruotong:
"Daughter-in-law, our eldest apprentice is here."
Professor Zhou replied quickly:
"Give him a change of clothes, it's such a hot day, don't be hot, the little guy is bitter and hateful when he looks at it, and he doesn't know how much he has suffered in the palace."
The Empress Dowager Dong, who had no mother since he was a child and raised him single-handedly, also passed away during He Jin's reign, and then was controlled by Dong Zhuo like a marionette.
Such a child is distressing to look at.
Li Yu agreed:
"Find clothes for him to change into now."
Liu Xie and Li Shimin are about the same height, and they can take Xiao Taizong's clothes and change them for him later.
Thinking of this, Li Yu took out a room card from the drawer, walked to Li Shimin and Yue Fei's room, swept the door open, opened the wardrobe with "Tian Khan" post-it notes, and began to look for clothes.
Zhou Ruotong has been buying clothes for the little guy recently, especially summer clothes, many of which have not been opened, and they are just given to Xiao Liu Xie.
Li Yu picked out a short-sleeved shirt printed with Super Saiyan, took a matching pair of shorts and Li Shimin's newly bought beach sandals, and turned out a pack of unopened underwear by the way.
After getting ready, call Liu Xie over:
"Let's change my clothes, wear Li Shimin's first, and then I'll buy you a new one when I get back."
Liu Xie opened his mouth and asked in a low voice:
"Sir, with such precious clothes, Brother Shimin won't be angry, right?"
Li Yu reassured:
"No, he'd love to have you wearing it."
After wearing his clothes, he will have the opportunity to ask you for assistance such as armor and weapons...... Xiao Shimin never buys and sells at a loss.
Liu Xie removed the crown, changed into clothes, and tied his hair into a simple ponytail.
"I always think it's weird......"
Although he has been in contact with real-world objects for a long time, and often watches cartoons and the like, Liu Xie is still a little unaccustomed to suddenly changing into modern clothes.
Especially in my hair, I feel like I don't have a crown on my head, as if I don't have any clothes on.
"Just get used to it later."
Leaving the room, the two went to the study to continue eating watermelon, Mu Guiying crooked on the sofa like a mollusk, and arranged dinner with her fingers:
"The little crab hasn't eaten sweet and sour pork ribs yet, I have to have one, and then a small fried yellow beef, I haven't eaten the bamboo shoots and roast pork at noon...... Oops, I can't think about it, I'm hungry again when I think about it. ”
Li Yu ate a piece of watermelon, and just as she was about to say that she didn't have a sitting face, Lu Bu walked into the study.
Seeing Liu Xie, this product was surprised:
"I'm dazzled? When did Your Majesty come? ”
Liu Xie was eating vigorously at this time, his face was full of watermelon juice, and when he suddenly saw Lu Bu, he felt like a thief, and wanted to hold the emperor's shelf again, but he felt that this dress had no sense of majesty.
Li Yu helped the big apprentice start a round:
"I just came here and changed into Li Shimin's clothes...... By the way, brother, you hurry up and take a look over there, don't scare Dian Wei, and lead an army all over the world to find him. ”
"Okay, I'll go!"
Lu Bu grabbed two watermelons and hurriedly left the study and returned to the Three Kingdoms World.
Liu Xie sat on the chair a little cramped, wiping his hands and watermelon juice on his face with a tissue, and finally came to the real world, but he couldn't let go.
"Little crab, can you be a little child-like?"
Mu Guiying feels that the three children in the B&B have their own characteristics, and Li Shimin's crybaby is a little better, but it is not much better, and he sheds tears at every turn, and he loves to cry more than girls.
李裕 says:
"I'm not used to it yet, didn't you do it when you first came?"
"What's the matter, I just wanted to kill you at the time, and take a good look in front of the master, congenital beings, even if it is an ancient fly and mosquito, it is very powerful."
Li Yu: "......"
I'll just talk to you more.
Seeing that the time was not early, he said to the two:
"I'm going to go to the kitchen to cook, Gui Ying, you lead Liu Xie around the homestay, and familiarize yourself with the environment here."
The two of them had to be separated, and then the dog could call Li Shimin and Yue Fei over.
Coming downstairs, Li Yu met Lu Bu who came in a hurry:
"Fortunately, I went back, and Lao Dian was interrogating the eunuchs and palace maids of the North Palace with a double halberd, but it was not without gains, and he dug out several spies from the family."
Dian Wei finally got a job to protect the emperor, but in the blink of an eye, the emperor disappeared, this guy was a rude man, and he arrested the palace maid and eunuch in a nearby palace and began to interrogate him without saying a word.
If Lu Bu hadn't hurried to the palace, there might have been a lot of trouble.
Li Yu took a bag of kelp and soaked it in a basin of water, and said to Lu Bu:
"Go back and talk to Dian Wei and them, don't always be so startled, it will affect the stability of Chang'an...... Liu Xie is staying at the homestay tonight, and he will take him to the city tomorrow to have fun, there will be nothing wrong with the DPRK, right? ”
"No, I communicated with Xun Wenruo, and he also asked me to say hello to Brother Xian, saying that the perfume you bought smells very good, and I can't help but spray it several times a day."
If it goes on like this, even if Xun Yu doesn't assist Cao Cao, it will still leave an allusion to Xun Ling's fragrance.
Li Yu smiled and said:
"Those are basic colognes and men's perfumes, and if he has a particular taste, he can buy some separately when he comes back."
In addition to perfume, Li Yu also provided Xun Yu with several boxes of incense.
Placed all over the palace, the entire office area is fragrant, which can make the working officials full of energy and enthusiasm.
After soaking the kelp, Li Yu brought a few pig's trotters and soaked them.
Lu Bu asked:
"What is this going to do?"
"Stewed pig's feet with kelp, also called through my hair your hands...... Liu Xie's first time in the real world, he had to have a hearty dinner. ”
Lu Bu didn't expect that the stewed pig's feet with kelp had such a nice name, so he quickly wrote it down, and when he turned back to the Three Kingdoms World to make this dish, he could take it out and make a wave.
Although our Lao Lu is not highly educated, after all, he is a civil official, and some knowledge points still need to be mastered, so that he can appear to be knowledgeable.
Li Yu didn't hear the sound of the pickup truck and asked:
"Zishou drove away?"
"Well, I've mastered it all, and I plan to drive over there to practice, and let Wu Wenhua follow when the time comes, even if the car overturns, it can be easily helped."
Damn, he's got a way.
Wu Wenhua's clothes will arrive in the next two days, I hope it fits, so that this ordinary mortal can have new clothes to wear.
Not long after, Li Shimin came to the real world, first changed into his short-sleeved shorts and flip-flops in the tin house, then tied his hair up, and then washed his face.
"Huh? Your Majesty Liu Xie? ”
"It's the little brother, meet the elder brother of the world."
Li Shimin laughed, I didn't expect Mr. to really bring this little brother over, I am finally not the youngest child in the homestay!
He said happily:
"No wonder Mr. summoned me over, I didn't expect you to come, Brother Fei should also come over later, our three brothers finally got together at the homestay!"
As soon as he said this, Mu Guiying flicked on his head:
"It's not allowed to form small gangs in B&Bs...... Little crab, haven't you ever eaten the fried small crab made by your husband? ”
Liu Xie couldn't keep up with Mu Guiying's thinking:
"Sister Guiying, are you going to learn from Li Kui to eat me?"
"What do you think, it's a little crab by the river, forget it, don't call you by this nickname, it's easy to get confused with food...... Little Taizong, you two take a small bucket and come with me, let's go get some ingredients. ”
Mu Guiying took the children to play all kinds of things, and the three of them each carried a small bucket, followed the hillside behind the homestay to the valley under the rope bridge, turned over the stones by the river and began to look for crabs.
Liu Xie grew up in the deep palace since he was a child, and the only two times he left the palace, one was taken captive by Zhang Rang and others around the mountain, and the second time was to move the capital.
So he felt very new all the way, especially in the clean stone crevices, and when he opened them, he could see a flat crab staying inside.
He clumsily grabbed it with a clamp and threw it into the bucket, and earnestly asked:
"Sister Guiying, can you eat this?"
"Yes, it's delicious."
Li Shimin had eaten hairy crabs and pike crabs at the B&B, and suddenly saw this kind of small stone crab, and he was a little unaccustomed:
"Don't you eat it when you grow up?"
"This kind of little crab doesn't grow big, hurry up, if you don't have enough to eat when it gets dark, Sister Zhou will punish you for writing exam papers."
Referring to Professor Zhou, Liu Xie said respectfully:
"The student hasn't said hello to the master's mother yet, it's a bit rude to dress like this."
", you are dressed properly, Sister Zhou has already reprimanded Mr., and she is worried that you will cover your prickly heat...... Just call the master later, but don't call the master mother, otherwise she will be angry. ”
In the evening, the three of them returned to the B&B with their respective harvests, and happened to meet Zhou Ruotong who drove over.
Liu Xie was just about to kneel down and salute, but was stopped by Professor Zhou:
"Don't kowtow, the real world doesn't kneel and worship, Shimin, you brought Liu Xie to be more familiar with it, did Pengju come?"
Yue Fei was peeling garlic at the kitchen door, and when he heard this, he hurriedly ran over:
"Master, the kid is here."
"The three of you should take care of each other in the future, help each other, and say anything to each other, don't be restrained, and don't have any pressure."
With three more sons out of thin air, Zhou Ruotong has a feeling of being both a mother and a teacher.
Yue Fei, Liu Xie, and Li Shimin saluted respectfully, and then continued to get busy.
Not long after, Zishou and Qin Qiong also came, and the two changed into beach pants and beach shoes in the tin house, chatting about their respective worlds with interest.
When Wu Song drove over, everyone gathered at the B&B again.
In the small private room, the adults drank beer, the children drank drinks, and the two ladies drank juice, and they welcomed Liu Xie together.
Mu Guiying sandwiched a piece of sweet and sour tenderloin and ate it:
"It's a pity that the little cicada fairy is not here, otherwise I will definitely go crazy when I see this dish."
Zhou Ruotong said with a smile:
"The school also has sweet and sour tenderloin, which is not bad, a few days ago I went to give the cicada a blanket and ate in the cafeteria together, she has a lot of study pressure, and the amount of food is obviously much higher, but the body has lost weight."
As soon as she heard this, Mu Guiying quickly took out her mobile phone and clicked the video button:
"Sister Zhou, you say it again, I recorded it and played it to a certain little fat yang to listen to, learning can actually lose weight, this is too much in line with the needs of that little slacker."
Li Shimin: "......"
In front of me, can you not give my eldest sister a nickname?
Li Yu ate a mouthful of freshly fried crabs, took a big sip of beer with a wine glass, and asked Qin Qiong:
"Has the second brother arrived in Chang'an?"
"No, the heavy snow stopped us, we didn't move forward after Tongguan, but went to Pangu Temple together to have a look, and after meeting with Chai Shao, we secretly dismantled the statue that Li Yuan set up for me......"
A few years ago, Qin Qiong saved the lives of Li Yuan's family in Lintong Mountain, and beat Yang Guang to vomit blood, but unfortunately he didn't come to the real world at that time, and he didn't know the follow-up content, otherwise he would have killed Yang Guang at that time, and he would have saved the following things.
Now that Yang Guang is about to ascend to the throne, it is possible that he will be impeached if he keeps the statue, so he should demolish it in advance, so as not to be liquidated later.
Next, he will enter Chang'an City and encounter a series of changes.
In the original book, Yuwen Chengdu strictly guarded the city gate because of the lantern incident on the night of the Lantern Festival, Qin Qiong, Wang Bodang, Xie Yingdeng, Chai Shao, Xiong Kuohai, Qi Biao, and Li Bao hid in Qiu Rui's house for three or four months, until Qiu Rui went to Pangu Temple to offer incense, and they mixed into the team and left Chang'an City safely.
This time, Qin Qiong didn't plan to stay that long.
Enter Chang'an City in advance to visit Qiu Rui and his aunt, make friends with Li Jing, and then find a relationship with the majestic Hailara who sells bows, save the daughter of the hotel shopkeeper who was robbed by Yuwen Chenghui, and then leave Chang'an City.
"Then the court is chaotic, the situation is turbulent, the foolish brother plans to take this opportunity to move his family to Fengming Village, bite the gold and don't rob the emperor, I don't have to take the blame for him, just develop our own power with peace of mind."
After reading "The Biography of the Xingtang Dynasty" and staying in the real world for a long time, Qin Qiong has a deeper understanding of friendship.
He thinks it's okay to have three or five friends, but if there are more, it becomes a burden, for example, in the original book, they seem to be good brothers, but it is Shan Xiongxin who suffers.
Last time, he sacrificed his life to save Shan Xiongxin, just to make up for the regret in the original book.
Now, the two good brothers have gone to the Water Margin Yue World, Wang Bodang and Fa Xiaocheng bite Jin in Fengming Village to prepare for the incident, he can't keep wandering in the rivers and lakes, and he has to help.
Lu Bu reminded:
"Wu Yunzhao and Wu Yunxi are also not bad, picking up useful talents to attract a wave, and then secretly training troops, and when the time is ripe, cooperate with artillery and other items, and directly calm the world in a wave."
In just ten years, Liu Bang fought the whole country twice, which shows that in the face of absolute superiority, it is very fast to quell the war.
Qin Qiong nodded and said:
"That's how we arranged it, and we strive to build a strong country as soon as possible."
Listening to everyone's discussion, Liu Xie had a feeling of being in contact with the mastermind behind history.
Who would have thought that the wheel of history did not repeat itself in the past, but turned in another thriving direction under the control of Mr.
Everyone was full of food and drink, Li Shimin and Yue Fei led Liu Xie to take a bath, and by the way, they sorted out their clothes and prepared for going out to play tomorrow.
Zishou was worried about the car practice and hurriedly returned to the world in the book.
Qin Qiong took some food and high grade liquor for Qi Biao, Li Bao, Chai Shao and others, and also left the real world.
Wu Song did not go back immediately, but went to Qilin Village to visit Zhou Tong, and chatted with Liu Bei and them for a while by the way, and talked about various changes in the real world.
Hearing that Liu Xie also became an administrator, Liu Bei was very happy:
"By contacting the real world, Liu Cheng can know how to be a good emperor, the Han Dynasty will be unstoppable again, and Bei must hurry up and build the Han Dynasty again!"
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Brothers, it's a chapter today, from the twenty-third day of the month downstairs to get a haircut, until now I haven't gone out of the door and downstairs, these two days have been spinning, my brain is groggy, stop a little today, take advantage of the second day of February, come out to take a breath, by the way, sort out the ideas, and strive to write a more exciting story! I'm sorry everyone, take a bow!
(End of chapter)