Chapter 9: The Cockroach War
"Does the market still need to be seen? Absolutely awesome. Look at what is going on upstairs, if you go up and shoot now, you dare not say more, 1000 yuan is absolutely no problem to clean up once. ”
Xu Yan said with a smile.
"I'm acting and smoking, and you want to send me away for 1,000 yuan? What about when I do charity? ”
Ye Tian smacked his lips and said.
"1000 is not enough, how much do you kid want? In normal times, few people are willing to make this price. ”
"That's right. Finally, someone helped pave the way, I don't want to be ruthless, and I'm sorry for other people's contributions! ”
The corners of Ye Tian's mouth twitched, revealing a sneer.
"Well...... You better take it easy, after all, you yourself said that your means can only be regarded as an accessory product of housekeeping, and if you want to develop in the long run, you should not offend people ruthlessly. After all, after this trouble, they will definitely not be able to get along with us. You'll have to take over the housekeeping business. ”
"Hehe, Sister Yan, what you think is too simple. I haven't offended anyone, and I can't offend anyone, the show has just begun, so just wait and see. It's not too early today, I'm going back. ”
As he spoke, Ye Tian changed his shoe covers. Get ready to go out.
"Is it really like this, upstairs doesn't care?"
"Don't worry about it for now. Just wait. ”
"Then you wait!"
Xu Yan nodded and didn't ask much. Turned around and went into the kitchen.
Take out a large wrapped lunch box.
"I just did a little bit more. You take it back for dinner! ”
"Sister, you are so polite again!"
"You just say if you want it!"
Xu Yan didn't have a good airway.
"Yes, don't be in vain! Sister Yan's craft, I dream of it every day. ”
"You kid can talk, be careful on the road. Also, you can see how much it is appropriate for you to kill cockroaches in my house. ”
"Didn't you already give it?"
Ye Tian raised the lunch box in his hand. Hey hey, smile. also did not give Xu Yan a chance to speak. Turn around and go.
Xu Yan laughed, just about to say something. I heard another commotion upstairs.
Curious, he put on his shoes and went upstairs.
But this time, the noise came from not on the second floor, but on the third floor.
Before she could walk in, Xu Yan heard a loud voice shouting angrily.
"Zhang Guilan, you kill a thousand knives. You've got so many fucking cockroaches in my house! If you don't get it done for me today, I'm not done with you! ”
"And my family, my God, you have a bad conscience, my mother fought with you......"
One after another shouting and scolding. Attracted all the people in the neighborhood.
At this time, Ye Tian had already boarded the bicycle. He didn't even look back, humming a little song in his mouth. He staggered back to the downstairs of the dormitory.
It's as if everything that happens in the building has nothing to do with him.
I carried my things up to the dormitory building.
Open the door.
I saw Zhang Liang turn over and sit up from the bed. A look of resentment.
"What's going on? And cockroaches? ”
Ye Tian looked left and right, his face full of doubts.
"Brother Tian, it's all your fault! I can't sleep. ”
"Blame me? You're used to it, aren't you? If you have the ability, you can find a cockroach in the house. Otherwise, I won't carry this pot. ”
"It's because there are no cockroaches. I can't sleep! ”
Zhang Liang said speechlessly.
"What? Can it still be like this? ”
Ye Tian couldn't laugh or cry.
"Who told you to get bugs everywhere some time ago. It's quiet now. It's still a little uncomfortable, no, you compensate me. ”
"Pull it on, you. It's obvious that you like to be masochistic, and you blame me for it. You just can't pull out the Xiangwei dung pit. ”
"I don't care, I'm going to compensate!"
Zhang Liang said. He licked his lips like a scoundrel.
Ye Tian sensed his gaze and looked at the lunch box in his hand.
Suddenly stared.
"Come less. The last time I brought it back, I was stolen and eaten by you, and this time I don't have your share! ”
"Cut. When it's rare for anyone, isn't it just a boxed lunch? Fools are ...... Don't eat! ”
As he spoke, Zhang Liangteng jumped off the bed. Took away the lunch box.
"Damn!"
Ye Tian let out a low cry and hurriedly chased after him.
……
After a few seconds, the smell of food fills the room.
Zhang Liang and Ye Tian were holding a chicken leg in their hands. Eating it was a mouthful of oil.
"Cool, Brother Tian, your sister Yan's craftsmanship. It's amazing. Ate the food she cooked. I had no interest in the cafeteria and the restaurants outside. You help me ask him if he is interested in marrying a man who is ten years younger than him. ”
"Fuck off! Eating can't stop your mouth! ”
Ye Tian glanced at Zhang Liang. Not angry.
"Cut, be stingy. Who told you to go once in so long. I've been hungry and thin for a while. It was 160 pounds, but now it's only 159. ”
Pit times, pit times.
Ye Tian dragged the stool away from the two goods. Too lazy to talk nonsense with this guy who doesn't do what he does.
While eating, I looked closer to the plastic box that contained cockroaches before.
After an afternoon.
The cockroaches in the box seem to have returned to their activity.
Shake it a few times. You can hear a creeping sound from inside.
However, it is not clear exactly how long it took to recover.
Thinking about it, Ye Tian took the box where he caught cockroaches at Xu Yan's house again.
Look through the transparent window on the top of the fishing box.
Then.
He frowned.
Rummaging through the boxes, picking up the boxes and checking them around.
What's going on?
Didn't I plug those little holes, why are there so many fewer cockroaches?
It's no wonder that Ye Tian is so confused.
Because before coming back, Ye Tian was afraid that the cockroaches would run away. Also specifically checked.
There are at least a hundred cockroaches in the box.
But now. There are only a handful.
Except for a few red and black shiny ones chasing each other.
The smaller ones and the larvae are gone.
However, the remaining ones are big enough. There will be fights.
Cockroach fights? I've never seen this before.
Puzzled, Ye Tian leaned closer and began to observe, wanting to see what the battle five scum of the insect world looked like.
in the eyes.
There were still five cockroaches left in the box.
Compared to ordinary cockroaches, these ones seem to be a lot bigger.
At least Ye Tian hadn't seen this kind of body type when he studied cockroaches before.
And it seems that when I caught it just now, I didn't find such a big one?
I'm curious. Several cockroaches have already started to fight each other. The two tentacles touched frantically. There was a tumbling bang.
The lone one one was not idle. actually began to output toilet paper that Ye Tian used to block the hole.
Output?
Ye Tian's eyes widened.
I made it up and went in a little more.
I found that the lone cockroach was holding the toilet paper with its paws, frantically biting the reddened part of it.
"That's ...... Eating your own blood stains? Is this cockroach so hungry? Even eat blood? ”
He was speechless. The battle in the box was quickly decided.
Two defeated cockroaches were bitten and fell to the ground.
Then in Ye Tian's surprised gaze, the victor began to gnaw on the body of the loser.
And the cockroach that gnawed on the blood stains also joined the ranks of scrambling for the corpse.