Chapter 49: Hell Jokes
"Sir, I don't want to talk too much about this, but you really should take action." Alfred's gentle words pierced Bruce Wayne's heart like a cold blade.
Ford! How did you, a hot person, utter such cold words!
Even if he is the richest man in Gotham, even if he is the Batman who makes children cry at night, but in the face of Ah Fu, he can only say hesitantly: "I don't understand what you mean." ”
"Sir!" Alfred's voice suddenly became stern, and Bruce felt like a child who had made a mistake, facing harsh criticism from his parents: "You should find an heir for the Wayne family as soon as possible!" ”
"I don't care if you like Mr. Clown or Ms. Selena, but you have to give me an account!"
"I'm ......," Bruce pursed his lips, "shall we talk later?" ”
"Okay." Ah Fu suddenly regained his original gentle smile and said: "Then please think about it, otherwise let alone an ordinary person in Gotham, even I will wonder if the master and the clown are really something!" ”
"Ah Fu!" Bruce screamed and shook his head helplessly: "Really, where did this recording come from?" ”
"A ward." Ah Fu explained, "Arkham said it was a patient sent in by Batman. ”
"When am I going to ......" Bruce closed his mouth before he could finish speaking, the Riddler was indeed sent in by himself, but it was clearly not his style, he remembered another pervert who suddenly appeared.
"Give me the recording, is there a monitor over there?"
"Hahahaha, your jokes are so boring, I'll tell you a few jokes." Karl smiled and said, "What has six legs when it comes into the alley and two legs when it comes out?" ”
The clown was stunned for a moment, and an answer came out of his mind intuitively, but he didn't want to say it.
Obviously, as Catwoman Selena's number one rival, Damian Wayne's guaranteed male mother who has never met her father, the combination of the immortal bird and the night dew in Valorant, the hero of the pen who shouts "do some magic tricks" in League of Legends, and you in the mirror, the Joker can definitely guess who Carl is referring to, and at the same time understand why Carl said this joke, but he doesn't want to say the answer.
"You don't know?" Carl wonders, shouldn't the Joker be happy to hear him do this kind of work?
"Of course!" The Joker laughs and wishes Karl didn't say the answer, but his chaotic nature makes him crave the consequences of saying it.
"Then I'll tell you, alas, I didn't expect the famous clown to be such a good." Although Carl knew that this taunt would not be of any use to the clown, he still wanted to say that it meant nothing else, it was just a simple mouth.
"The answer is officially revealed!"
Bruce behind the monitor and Alfred, who looked ugly, held their breath at the same time, only to hear an answer that was not surprising but somewhat surprising.
"Bruce Wayne, of course!" Carl said cheerfully, "Tsk, it's funny, the richest man in Gotham, that damn playboy!" ”
"Hahaha!" The clown laughed, and he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart: "I really didn't expect it!" ”
"Oh, really?" Carl's voice made the hearts of both Joker and Bruce Wayne skip a beat, as if they had woken up after falling from a dream, and Carl said, "I thought you had another answer, Mr. Joker." ”
"You really don't know? Still don't dare to say it? ”
Carl's slightly playful tone made Bruce and the Joker feel suffocated at the same time, as if something was going to be destroyed, but Carl didn't say any more.
"What a bad joke!" Ah Fu said angrily: "He shouldn't have made this joke!" ”
He turned to look at Bruce Wayne and saw that Bruce was sweating profusely, as if he had just broken free from the terrifying ghost press.
"Sir?" Ah Fu thought that this bad joke had touched the scar in Bruce Wayne's heart, so he said, "Master, or we ......"
"I'm fine, Ah Fu." He took a deep breath, exhaled slowly, and said, "I need to go to Arkham to see." ”
"Let Dick come back." Lord Wayne stood up, and his handsome face was no longer vivid, but turned into an iceberg.
In the cell, no, in the ward, Carl felt funny.
It was a naked temptation, and the Joker would have said Bruce Wayne, but he wouldn't have thought of the name.
Bruce Wayne is just a symbol in the Joker's heart, and the answer that comes to his mind is only one, and that is Batman.
Carl wondered if the Joker would give Batman the answer, but he didn't.
In other words, even the self-proclaimed clown of chaos has untouchable topics.
The fact that Bruce Wayne is Batman is an obvious thing, but it is a taboo, a taboo that the Joker and Batman can continue to exist in this time period.
The two know each other's identities, but they can't reveal them, this is Batman and Joker, what a beautiful relationship, I'm so stumbling!
The Joker fell silent, and Carl breathed a sigh of relief.
He needed a little personal space, and the Joker was so enthusiastic that Carl wanted to get out and sew that mouth shut. Carl's purpose in asking this question is to disturb the Joker's Dao heart, in the DC world, Batman's true identity is a very interesting question, except for the bone master Bane, who has made it clear that he knows Batman's true identity, the other villains are basically vague.
Among them, the Joker is particularly prominent, Carl remembers that the Joker and Batman both said on the side that they knew each other's origins and identities, but they didn't make it clear, and now at a glance, this is really a slide that can't be touched.
"Hey, hey, you're interesting." The clown suddenly laughed, "It's really not fun to talk to you here, I really hope to have fun with you when I go out." ”
"Forget it, I don't like people who like Batman." Carr said, "Also, can you give me a little rest, Mr. Clown, I think you're tired too, and if I'm not mistaken, your lover is probably going to come to see me soon, will you be jealous?" ”
"Maybe." The Joker laughed and said, "It's so interesting, when did Gotham come out with someone as interesting as you?" ”
"It's a lot more interesting, but how about Gotham have more interesting ones, are you interested, Joker?" Carl smiled and said, "Do you want to find a way to release me so we can talk?" ”