Chapter 328: I really envy Lao Guan, having a friend like me! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
At the sound of the order, all the soldiers in the ambush circle took out their dry food and water bladders one after another and began to eat.
Wei Xu took a piece of dough bread supported by Mu Kezhai, smeared some chili oil on the surface, put a few wild onions pulled nearby, and added some air-dried mutton, rolled it up, and handed it to Lu Bu:
"Is that what Mr. makes flatbread rolls?"
"It's different, the flatbread roll meat is a freshly baked dough, rolled with marinated pork head meat and elbow meat, and then smeared with a little sauce, pad two crispy and delicious lettuce leaves and onion shreds, the heat of the cake brings out the aroma of the meat, not to mention how delicious."
After Lu Bu finished speaking, he took a big bite of the dry and hard dough and promised his brother-in-law:
"After this battle, I'll go to the B&B to make you a flatbread roll of meat, so that you kid can taste it!"
"Thank you, brother-in-law!"
Cao Xuan took a compressed biscuit, walked from a distance while eating, and then sat on the green grass next to him, and said to Lu Bu and Wei Xu:
"The new artillery in Qilin Village is really good, the scale on it is also very useful, and it also comes with a level...... When will we be able to produce it? ”
The so-called level is actually a level calibrator with bubbles, and the construction equipment that Wu Song sent to Qilin Village before had this thing, which was seen by Ling Zhen, and all of them were dismantled and installed on the artillery, Li Yu simply bought some and equipped all the artillery.
Once the horizontal position is determined, it is much more convenient to calibrate the muzzle angle.
Lu Bu took another bite of the dough cake:
"The artillery research in Qilin Village is at the forefront, so we don't need to reinvest again, just go back and bring some talents over there, which saves a lot of trouble."
As he was talking, he saw that the military advisor Xun You was studying with a hand-drawn map, and he didn't even care about eating, so he quickly took out a large piece of braised beef wrapped in plastic wrap from the red rabbit horse's backpack and handed it over:
"Gong Damo has to ignore his body for work, he should eat, he should drink, I still have a small bottle of Niu Er here, or do I want to make two taels?"
If Guo Jia followed, he would definitely be overjoyed at this time.
But Xun You was different from that wine Mengzi, and waved his hand again and again to refuse:
"Sir said that alcohol dulls the brain, and it's not too late to drink it when you take down the alien...... After the end of this war, the grassland of Bingzhou should be very stable in a year or two, and you can free up your hands to ponder the Central Plains and Yizhou. ”
As he was talking, Zhang Liao's voice came from the remote walkie-talkie again:
"General Yu, after drone reconnaissance, the banner of the Chinese army of the coalition army is the word Tuoba, and there should be the royal family of Tuoba Xianbei in it, is it captured alive or killed?"
Xianbei?
Hearing this name, Xun You hurriedly took out his tablet, found the relevant information from the downloaded electronic document, and said seriously:
"This is a nomadic people who moved south from the northeast, after the main force of the Northern Xiongnu moved westward, the Tuoba clan in Xianbei went south, occupied the territory that originally belonged to the Northern Xiongnu, and absorbed the remaining Northern Xiongnu...... After the death of Tanshi Huai, Xianbei was torn apart, and the Tuoba royal family was deeply damaged, did they want to rely on the oracle to make a desperate bet? ”
When the power is weak, he suddenly receives the will of the Immortal Heaven, and the Tuoba clan will naturally not miss this opportunity, once he wins, it is estimated that he will advertise himself as the person under the protection of the Immortal Heaven, and those small tribes who have never seen the world will immediately flock to it.
Unfortunately, their calculations were destined to fail.
Because the oracle of the Immortal Heaven is not easy to use in front of the cannon gunpowder of the Huaxia Dynasty.
Xun You flipped through the information again and said:
"Thirty years later, the Tuoba clan will come to power, and a person named Tuoba Liwei will take the throne and re-develop the precarious Tuoba clan, and he will also participate in the Wuhu Rebellion ......in the future."
Before he finished speaking, Cao Xuan patted the grass clippings on his body:
"Then there's no need to stay, right? Mr. Zhongde plans to follow the five rings symbol of the Olympic Games in the real world, and put the head of the Wuhu as a five-ring Beijing temple...... We are all cultural people, but we can't delay Cheng Dajunshi to engage in artistic creation. ”
Regarding Cheng Yu's preferences, Xun Yu exhaled helplessly:
"Fortunately, we don't have war crimes and the Geneva Conventions here, otherwise Cheng Zhongde is afraid that he will sit through the prison."
Lu Bu glanced at the power distribution map on the tablet, took the walkie-talkie and ordered:
"Wen Yuan, you lure them over first...... Now that the resources of the imperial court are withering, the people can't eat enough, and they try not to leave prisoners in this battle. ”
Normally, these alien captives should be taken to the Guanzhong Plain to participate in road construction and other construction.
But now the people are doing a good job of cash-for-work, and when these captives go, they will not only share some food, but also need a large army to guard them, and always guard against their mutiny and defection, which is not cost-effective.
In addition, the alien race took the initiative to attack, and if the movement was not larger, it would not reflect the majesty of the Han at all.
Therefore, this battle is likely to end with Zhujingguan.
Xun You took out the tactical saber sent by Li Yu, divided the beef, and handed it to Lu Bu, Cao Xing, Wei Xu and others:
"Aliens are afraid of power but not virtue, and they really need to be subdued and feared before they can communicate normally."
A few people were nibbling on flatbreads and eating beef, and a few soldiers next to them took out a cassette stove, boiled a piece of tea cake, and distributed it to everyone one by one in an enamel jar.
After eating and drinking, and resting for a while, the soldiers began to put on their armor.
After finishing the work, Cheng Yu also used the walkie-talkie to inform the preparations of the servant army:
"We have finished eating, we are wiping our weapons, and once the coalition forces enter the encirclement, we will go around to the rear to cover up and kill, and we will not miss anything."
Although it is a servant army, the equipment is okay, and Lu Bu also opened the armory of Jiuyuan City before and replenished the ordnance inside to them.
Of course, these weapons are not given in vain, when the weapons were issued, Lu Bu said that each person owes him five heads, and the gods are counting in the sky, if they are not enough, they will be punished by heaven.
These words made Zhang Daoling complain for a while, how can the gods have such a heavy taste, and help you count your heads every day?
However, Lu Bu is a registered disciple of Niangniang after all, and the stone tablet has been pushed out for hundreds of miles, Lao Zhang is still very happy to complain.
The larger the territory, the more faith and mental power, and the more prosperous the Chinese human race will be.
In the future, the whole world will be the territory of China, and the belief in the gods of China will make people excited to think about it.
A few hours later, Zhang Liao led two thousand cavalry to run wildly in front, followed by a large group of strangely dressed alien cavalry, except for the Chinese army to maintain a pursuit formation, the formation on both flanks was already chaotic.
Obviously, Zhang Liao's active provocation made these aliens eager to make contributions, and they even began to find ways to grab credit.
Zhang Wenyuan looked panicked, but while galloping on his horse, he didn't forget to pick up his bow and arrow, turned around and shot at the grassland people behind him.
The distance between the two sides is a bit far, and the arrows naturally can't shoot on those alien races, but the provocation is very strong, and many people in the coalition army are so angry that they want to capture Zhang Liao alive.
On both sides of the valley, Lu Bu watched this scene with a telescope and gave an order to Wei Xu:
"Tell everyone, hold your emotions, and don't fire without my orders!"
Wait for these people to completely penetrate the valley before they can open fire, and as for the explosives that are planted, they naturally have to wait until they are completely in the circle before they can be detonated.
Thanks to real-world funding, Mukezhai already has a remote-controlled detonation device.
The valley ambushed by everyone was not steep, it was full of gentle slopes with green grass, which was also the reason why Cheng Yuxun was confident that he could bring in the alien alliance.
"The person in the Chinese army riding a red horse should be the Xianbei royal family, right?"
Wei Xu raised his binoculars and stared at the Chinese army, and was soon attracted by the general who was guarded by everyone, who was riding a red high-headed horse, which was not inferior to a red rabbit.
Lu Bu also noticed it, and deliberately said on the walkie-talkie:
"Keep an eye on that horse, don't kill me!"
Wang Junke's promise to Lao Guan's red rabbit horse has not been fulfilled for a long time, and it depends on our Lao Lu at a critical time...... Thinking of Guan Yu's elated appearance when he received this horse, Lu Bu looked forward to it for a while.
Later, when Liu Guanzhang and the three of them saw me, they all lowered their heads and behaved!
The thunderous sound of horses' hooves was getting closer and closer, and in the binoculars, those aliens were galloping their horses while stuffing food into their mouths, and even some were drinking, shouting and cheering themselves up.
It was clear that this was a tired army, and it was all about raiding.
When Zhang Liao turned into the valley, the coalition forces also rushed in.
Deep in the valley, Zhang Liao said to his generals:
"Change horses!"
Everyone quickly changed into spare horses, and as soon as the cavalry formation was arranged, the rumbling cannon sounded, mixed with fireworks and various fireworks.
Under the sunset, this scene has a different kind of beauty.
But in the eyes of the alien coalition, there is no beauty to speak of, and it feels like it has been led into the devil's cave.
The cavalry unit of tens of thousands of people was suddenly in chaos, originally a hastily assembled coalition army, without integrated training, no emergency plan, and when they encountered the current situation, they were all panicked.
Especially the shattered corpses that rained down, causing the group of aliens who had just been determined to win suddenly withered.
Before rushing into the valley, they felt that this was a battle to be won, and some people even discussed grabbing people's heads, but after entering, the rolling thunder not only extinguished the flames in their hearts, but many people even rolled down from their horses, kowtowed like garlic, and begged the gods to spare their lives.
There were also some who were a little calmer, and they were about to leave, but the explosives buried at the entrance of the valley exploded at the right time, completely blowing up the courage of these aliens.
Lu Bu pinched his eyebrows:
"Damn, a good battle is about to become a lawn mowing game."
He picked up the walkie-talkie and gave the order to attack:
"The artillery continued to suppress the fire, dispersed the assembled cavalry, and surrounded the whole army...... Be careful not to hurt your mounts, and wait to pay off with these horses. ”
After the order was given, the cavalry that was lying in ambush around the valley was exhausted.
In particular, a heavy cavalry unit of 500 people ambushed on the far side of the valley, wearing armor, horses and armor, and even the horse's head wearing a black mask made of metal, full of oppression.
The tank-like heavy cavalry crushed the group, completely crushing a group of newly organized alien cavalry, most of whom were hacked to death by knives or trampled directly by horses.
A few people who were lucky enough not to die were also frightened into incontinence, lying on the ground whimpering and crying, completely losing their resistance.
Lu Bu was worried about the horse of the Chinese army, and rode the red rabbit to rush in quickly, Fang Tian's halberd flew up and down, and the heads of the alien race were cleaned up like he was chopping melons and vegetables.
Soon, he rushed to the Chinese army, and the royal family of the Tuoba clan saw Lu Bu rushing straight over, and his brain was hot and pulled out a scimitar inlaid with gems:
"Han dog, take your life......"
Before the word "come" could be spoken, his head flew away.
Lu Bu originally wanted to capture this goods first and inquire about the current situation of the Tuoba clan, but when he heard the word Han Dog, he didn't need to ask questions on his lips, anyway, this was destined to be a nation that would be erased.
When he turned back to exterminate the clan, he announced to the tribes of the steppe that the Tuoba clan was exterminated for insulting the hussar general...... Young people don't understand the rules of the workplace, and they are destined to suffer a big loss!
Lu Bu swept the headless corpse off the horse with a halberd, and Wei Xu's eyelids were bright, so he quickly dismounted and picked up the gem scimitar held in the corpse's hand, and by the way, he found the scabbard and put it back, and handed it to Lu Bu:
"Mr. invited me to eat so much roast chicken, so I will borrow flowers and offer Buddha to Mr. with this knife."
"Okay, bring it to him later, what do you want? Do you still eat roast chicken? ”
Wei Xu thought about it, shook his head and said:
"Brother-in-law, I want to learn...... If you want to study with Mr. Wenhe or Mr. Wenruo, is it okay? ”
Lu Bu was overjoyed:
"Of course you can, when I go back, I will transfer you to Mr. Wenhe as an assistant, and Yu Lu will continue to hang in the Hussar General's Mansion...... Don't grin, don't give me twenty heads today, that's what I didn't say. ”
As soon as Wei Xu heard this, he immediately turned on his horse, and with the spear produced by Longwangzhai, he pounced on the scattered grassland alien races.
Lu Bu rode the Red Rabbit Horse, led the Red Rabbit No. 2 out of the battlefield, and went to the side of the hill.
"Damn, it's really similar to Chitu, I really envy Lao Guan, it's so touching to have a good friend like me who knows cold and hot......"
This guy looked at Chitu No. 2 and felt that this charcoal-like red horse was no different from Chitu, and he was absolutely happy to let Lao Guan see it.
When he teased Lao Guan, Xun You, who was not far away, was holding a walkie-talkie, and according to the pictures captured by the drone, he kept giving orders:
"Hou Cheng, the hundreds of cavalry on your right side have gathered and scattered them!"
"The heavy cavalry continued to rush forward and chopped up the alien general who shouted for me!"
"The artillery fire extends forward by three hundred meters, and disperses the group of routs in the northwest corner again!"
"Cavalry archers should not get too close, and harvest heads according to the trained kite-flying tactics, and do not fight bayonets in close arms, this is unwise!"
“……”
In the last operation to kill Dong Zhuo, Xun You had been acting as Lao Jia's assistant, and for the first time he saw the charm of this kind of strategizing.
Now that it was finally his turn to lead a war, Xun Gongda was very excited.
As for Cheng Yu, although he also participated in the formulation of tactics, this old boy is more concerned about artistic creation, rather than the mentality of a chess player who is strategizing and winning thousands of miles away.
By the time the sun had sunk into the mountains, the battle had basically ended overwhelmingly.
In fact, when Cheng Yu led tens of thousands of servants to kill, the battle was no longer suspenseful.
Tens of thousands of alien coalition troops were completely dumpled, and less than 100 soldiers escaped, and when they returned, they would describe the battle to their tribesmen in vivid colors.
It is estimated that it will not be long before the nomadic peoples in the north will go south and bow down.
Xun Yu lit a hibiscus king and took a deep breath:
"It's a pity that the humble Kirby Neng and Budu are not here, otherwise they will have to ask for advice or two."
Lu Bu motioned to his soldiers to turn on the searchlight, and said with a smile:
"Don't worry, Gongda, there is a chance, these alien races in the north, we all have a chance to fight."
After speaking, he led Chitu No. 2 to the "door" set up next to him:
"I'll go and report the results to Brother Li Xian, and by the way, send this horse over, so that Lao Guan will be happy and happy in advance."
The specific capture of this battle is estimated to be clear until tomorrow.
But it doesn't matter, all the debts will be cleared anyway, and they will even turn over and become creditors.
When I came to the real world, it was already late at night.
Lu Bu led the horse to the backyard and happened to meet Li Yu and Li Shimin, who were patrolling with flashlights.
The master and apprentice originally planned to patrol one circle and play two more games, but anyway, the master mother is not there, and tomorrow is the weekend, so they can relax.
Seeing Lu Bu, Li Shimin's eyes lit up:
"Wen Hou succeeded?"
"Yes, if you succeed, go back and tell Wang Junke that Lao Guan's horse doesn't need him to find it, and I have already helped find the Red Rabbit Horse No. 2."
Only then did Li Yu notice that the red horse in front of him was not a red rabbit, otherwise this guy would have already begun to quarrel with the yellow horse in the stable.
But this horse looks very similar to Chitu, if it is sent to the Water Margin Yue World, Lao Guan will not be able to hold back his laughter no matter how cold he is.
"Whose horse is this?"
"I don't know, a stupid dick Tuoba royal family opened his mouth to scold the Han dog, and my head was chopped off with a halberd...... By the way, there is also a knife here, which looks quite flashy, Wei Xu asked me to give it to you. ”
Give it to me flashily, General Roast Chicken, is there any metaphor for this?
However, seeing the gems inlaid on the scabbard, Li Yu immediately fell in love with this flashy weapon.
Li Yu took it and led Chitu No. 2 to the stable by the way, adding water to one trough and feed to the other.
Chitu No. 2 was a little arrogant at first and didn't want to eat much, but when he saw the yellow horse coming over to pull, he lowered his head without saying a word and began to show off his rice.
Li Yu put the knife into the vault and asked Lu Bu:
"Aren't you eating?"
"I'm not too hungry, by the way, Wei Xu wants to eat flatbread and roll meat, can you do it now?"
"Yes, what's not to do?"
Li Yu came to the kitchen to start making peace, and Lu Bu took the opportunity to return to the Three Kingdoms World, changed the armor on his body, and explained to everyone to recognize and clean the battlefield, and then came back to the real world.
At this time, a piece of flatbread had already been baked, Li Shimin put on disposable gloves, first divided the flatbread in two, then separated it from the middle, put the cut elbow and pig's head meat into it, then wrapped it, and put it in a plastic bag.
More than ten preparations were prepared in a row, and Lu Bu went back with it.
The master and apprentice divided half of the flatbread and meat, ate and drank to their heart's content, and were too lazy to play games again, so they went back to their rooms to rest.
Lying on the bed, Li Yu felt the fragrance of Professor Zhou on the pillow, and couldn't help but send her a message:
"Daughter-in-law, the Three Kingdoms side won a big victory, Lu Bu helped Guan Yu find a red rabbit horse, and Wei Xu also gave us a scimitar studded with gems...... Of course, none of this matters, but the important thing is, I want to do it! ”
As soon as he sent it, Zhou Ruotong replied with a message:
"Husband, I miss you too [hug] [hug] [hug] "
Wow, this is the first time Professor Zhou has posted this kind of emoji, right?
Screenshot screenshot, you have to save all the emotional moments of Tong Baobao!
After Li Yu took a screenshot, the little couple chatted for a while, and when they were about to end the chat, Zhou Ruotong said:
"I told my family about love, and they weren't surprised at all, it should be the second uncle's big mouth...... Grandpa asked about your birthday, flipped through the yellow calendar for a long time, and said that we were a good marriage for a hundred years. ”
Li Yu: ??????????
Aren't you a well-known academic family in historical circles?
Why is it the same as a fortune teller?
(End of chapter)