"The Legend of the Xingtang Dynasty" has four unique sayings.

The first must be Luo Chun's gun, the second must be Cheng Jin's plate axe, the third must be Hou Junji's light work, and the fourth must be the BMW Hulei Leopard of Master and Apprentice.

In the original work, Hou Junji appeared when Jiajialou was worshipping, and before he showed up, he first ridiculed Shan Xiongxin, and then ridiculed Wei Zheng and Xu Shiji, who were eloquent and eloquent.

The book didn't introduce how he met Qin Qiong, so he appeared very abruptly and bowed to everyone, and by the way, he stole the birthday gift prepared by Shan Xiongxin, and borrowed flowers to offer Buddha to Mrs. Qin.

After the worship, Hou Junji rarely showed his face, and most of them were doing stalking, sentry, and interrogation, which was very similar to the time shift in "Water Margin".

I didn't expect this gentleman of Liangshang to appear now, it seems that Qin Qiong has a lot of publicity in Nanyang Pass, so that he attracted the righteous army.

Fortunately, the people of the Qin family were transferred to Fengming Village in advance, otherwise the news of Qin Qiong's command of the official army in Nanyang would spread to Shandong, and Qin Qiong's family would probably suffer again.

Li Yu gave Qin Qiong a bowl of cold noodles:

"Is the second brother going to keep Hou Junji by his side as a sentry?"

Qin Qiong took the bowl, put another spoonful of chili oil in her hand, and then said:

"It really has this intention, Qilin Village has exerted the talent of time migration, and the foolish brother also wants to try, if there is one more spy officer, it will be of great benefit to Fengming Village!"

Troubled times are coming, and it is definitely a great thing to have a top intelligence officer.

Li Yu asked with a smile:

"Do you need to ask Xuande to put together a manual for the time shift?"

Qin Qiong shook his head:

"No, I'll show Brother Hou Xian "Water Margin" when I go back, and then focus on the time change, he will naturally understand his own positioning."

Diao Chan scooped a spoonful of smooth and appetizing cold powder into his mouth, and asked with some doubts:

"Hou Junji in history is a general who has made great contributions to the Tang Dynasty, why did he become a thin and short gentleman on the beam in "The Biography of the Xingtang Dynasty"?"

Zhou Ruotong explained:

"This is caused by the stereotype of surnames, people with the surname Hou, no matter how tall, short, fat or thin, almost all have a monkey-related nickname, and the storytellers in the past talked about Hou Junji, so they naturally associated it with monkeys."

His words made Li Yu think that when he was in high school, there was a person surnamed Hou in the class, and everyone kept calling him a monkey, and if the badminton hit the tree, he would let him go up enough.

I thought it would only be like this when I was a student, but I didn't expect storytellers to have similar stereotypes.

After speaking, everyone talked about the four uniques again.

Needless to say, Luo Chun's gun didn't even last three moves in his hands even Luo Cheng, who beat Li Yuanba to vomit blood, so many gun masters in "The Legend of the Xingtang Dynasty", Luo Chun is definitely a master.

Although Cheng Biting Jin's three-plate axe is simple, it is known as the touchstone of a famous general in the book, and those who can break his tricks are all masters without exception.

But the most amazing thing is the horse of the master and apprentice, the roar is like thunder, which can scare all the horses around them into standing unsteadily, paralyzed to the ground, which can be called an insoluble plug-in.

In the later period, this horse followed Qin Qiong, and indeed made a lot of contributions.

Mu Guiying looked at the excitement and said without thinking that it was a big deal:

"Second Brother Qin, there is a plot of the little white ape stealing Hulei Leopard in the original book, isn't Master Shang about to go to Nanyang Pass, let Hou Junji steal it in advance, and give Master and Apprentice Shang a little color to see."

Master Shang is Qiu Rui's apprentice, and later when Wagangzhai attacked Tiger Prison Pass, the old general Qiu Rui went to persuade him to surrender, but he was scolded by Master Shang and his apprentice so angry that he vomited blood and died.

Since you want to turn against each other in the future, it's better to start in advance, anyway, everyone is their own master, and there is no friendship.

Qin Qiong said with a smile:

"Forget it, Brother Fool went to Nanyang Pass this time to recruit talents, and by the way, he contacted Yuwen Chengdu, there is no need to make extraneous branches."

After speaking, he talked about drones:

"This thing is really easy to use, several grain merchants in the city want to raise the price of grain, pretending that the grain has been sold out, Wu Yunzhao came to the door again and again to plead, the profiteers all said that there was no grain, the drone flew around, and immediately found a huge granary in the backyard, the foolish brother beheaded two who took the lead in raising prices, opened the warehouse and released grain, and the people were all grateful."

In the original book, the reason why Wu Yunzhao gave up Nanyang Pass was that the food in it was gone, and he didn't want to affect the people, so he broke through and went straight to Hebei.

I thought that there would be a shortage of food this time, but I didn't expect the drone to make a big contribution.

Mu Guiying is like a black boss who is a loan shark:

"Second Brother Qin, if you are short of food, just say, little sister will give you some support."

The food sent out now, Xiao Taizong has to double it for me when I turn around, otherwise...... Hum!

Qin Qiong shook his head:

"No need for the time being, we calculated it, and when the reinforcements arrive, there should be a little surplus of food in the city, enough to leave Nanyang Pass."

After contacting Yuwen Chengdu, Qin Qiong will lead everyone to escape, all the way to the north, straight to Fengming Village.

There are checkpoints that need to be passed along the way, and Li Shimin's side will prepare road guides and other items in advance to ensure that everyone can arrive smoothly.

At the end of the meal, Qin Qiong thought it was too hot here, so she said goodbye and went back.

Mu Guiying also left with a small pot of cold powder, ready to let Li Fengyang taste it.

Li Yu said to Diao Chan:

"When it's cool in the evening, roast a few skewers of lamb and add a meal to save you from being hungry in the middle of the night."

"Thank you, sir, the concubine is going to study first!"

When she left, Zhou Ruotong and Li Yu went to the backyard to feed the horses:

"I think it's better to let Xiao Cicada go to the moral education bilingual school, at least the dormitory has air conditioning and heating and a separate bathroom, the conditions are good, and I know the school leaders, so I won't be wronged."

"Okay, but don't mention this stubble yet, wait for the high school entrance examination results to come out and talk to the school, so that they don't have to advertise the cicada in advance."

"Good!"

It was a hot day, Zhou Ruotong deliberately untied the reins and let a few horses scatter joy in the yard, Li Yu took the opportunity to clean up the stable, and cleaned the sink by the way, so as not to breed germs.

Then the ventilation of the stables was turned on and the air was changed inside.

It's all done, and it's getting dark.

At nine o'clock in the evening, Li Yu roasted some mutton and vegetables, and the family of three sat in the breezy courtyard, eating skewers and drinking beer, which was very comfortable.

Of course, Sable Chan can't drink alcohol right now, she can only choose kvass or something like that.

The next day, Zishou sent a prawn of sixty or seventy catties early, as well as two crabs the size of a grinding plate:

"Yunxiao Niangniang heard that it was for the second master and mother to eat, and personally went to the East China Sea to select shrimp and crabs, saying that this is a shrimp and crab cub, the meat is relatively tender, and it also contains the aura of heaven and earth, and it is good for the body to eat it."

Young...... Cubs?

Well, for the diversity of species in the world of the gods, Li Yu is no longer surprised.

"Thank you Yunxiao for me, if she doesn't understand anything, you can ask me at any time...... Don't go yet, help me smash the crab claws open, this thing is too hard, and I have a bit of enough strength. ”

If you want to eat hairy crabs, pike crabs or something, Li Yu is no problem at all.

But now I'm going to eat a crab the size of a millstone, and the pincers of this thing are as hard as steel, and it's really hard to get rid of them in a normal way.

Zishou took the sledgehammer and slammed it twice, and found that this thing was indeed terrifyingly hard, so he simply carried the two crabs back and asked Wen Zhong to use mana to help break them.

Treating a treat with two crabs and one shrimp sounds shabby, but in fact, even if you call all the administrators, you can't eat all the ingredients.

Xiuhe is resting today, and Li Yu is cooking alone, so he doesn't have to worry about being noticed.

"Wow, this is the ingredient of the Gods World?"

Diao Chan was eating a small pudding, and came over while eating, wanting to open his eyes.

李裕 says:

"Don't study at noon, go to the river with Gui Ying to play for a while, relax your brain, and when you are full of food and drink, it's not too late to study again."

"Okay sir, we're going to catch little crabs with Sister Zhou."

In the morning, everyone gradually arrived, and even Wu Song, who had not shown up for a long time, specially drove over from the city to have dinner with the administrators.

"Erlang, didn't my brother and sister come with you?"

Lu Bu took a stick of croissant honey and ate it, this thing was chilled in the refrigerator all morning, it tasted sweet and crispy, cold and refreshing.

Wu Song wore designer short-sleeved shorts, a pair of camel sandals on his feet, and a watch on his wrist, just like an urban youth.

He took the watermelon cut by Yue Fei and took a bite:

"Zhenzhen, as a representative of the Hanfu enterprise, went to the provincial capital to hold a mobilization meeting."

Before lunch started, he held two watermelons and went to Qilin Village to chat with Zhou Tong for a while, and by the way, he said hello to Liu Guanzhang and others.

At noon, everyone sat around in the big private room.

In the middle of the huge dining table, there is a whole steamed crab, and around it are plates of dishes made of shrimp meat and crab meat.

In addition, there is also a small crab picked up by Zhou Ruotong, Mu Guiying and Diao Chan, which was wrapped in batter and fried by Li Yu, and before it was served, everyone pinched one and I tasted it and ate it.

Wu Song carried a crab leg, poked out the arm-thick meat inside, pinched it and dipped it in the seafood soy sauce, and feasted like a baguette.

After two bites, he said:

"I feel that Master has obviously aged a little, Brother Li, is there any way to prolong life? I want Master to live a few more years, at least to see Uncle Liu ascend the throne as emperor. ”

Qilin Village is Zhou Dong's old base, although his body is not affected by disasters or diseases, but he is aging day by day, and his spirit is obviously worse.

When Wu Song saw the old man before, he dared to practice for a while.

But this time, I obviously felt that the master was beyond his strength.

Ways to prolong life?

Everyone turned their faces to look at Zishou, a large group of immortals in the world of gods, there must be many ways to prolong people's lives.

The son did not shirk when he was down:

"I'll go back and ask, see what the gods can do."

There are many ways to prolong his life, but Zhou Tong is an ordinary mortal, don't think about the elixir or anything, his body can't bear it; Some drugs against the gods are also too overbearing to be used.

Li Yu thought about it and said to Zishou:

"Let Yunxiao make a bowl of noodles, bring it over, and then send it to Qilin Village, Old Man Zhou eats it, it should be better."

Yunxiao's real-world people don't do much, but for the characters in the book, it should be okay to extend their lives by a few years.

After all, she is a Da Luo Jin Immortal at the peak realm, even if she doesn't use mana at all, the food she makes has its own divinity.

In order to show respect for Yunxiao, Li Yu also deliberately took Zishou's mobile phone and took a selfie, explaining in detail the reason for making noodles, and repeatedly said that he was causing trouble to Niangniang.

After eating and drinking, Zishou soon returned to the world of gods.

After arranging the affairs of the court, he drove a pickup truck all the way to the small courtyard where Sanxiao Niangniang lived.

"The king of Shang came in a hurry, what is the matter?"

As soon as I arrived at the door, the courtyard door opened automatically, and Yunxiao was wearing a white waist-length skirt and was planting vegetables in the yard.

Of course, the fairy does not need to turn the ground with a hoe, and with a little spell, the rapeseed obediently burrows into the soil and begins to grow, and three or four leaves grow in a few breaths.

If only the people could use this spell to farm the land...... Zishou muttered silently in his heart, and said respectfully:

"Water Margin said that in the Yue world, Zhou Dong's predecessors seem to be approaching, and Mr. wants to ask you to make a bowl of noodles and let Zhou's seniors eat it to see if they can prolong their lives."

Yunxiao put the rapeseed in his hand on the table, twisted his face and asked:

"There are many ways to prolong life, why did Mr. come up with the idea of making noodles?"

"This ...... There is a saying in the mortal world that people can live a long life if they eat longevity noodles, maybe they want to ask for a lottery, Mr. means is clever, unpredictable, and the king has no way to guess. ”

Yunxiao said to himself:

"Nuwa Niangniang has long warned us that immortals are different, and we can only respond to folk prayers, and we cannot mix human affairs, so as not to be contaminated with cause and effect...... Sir actually asked me to make noodles to prolong my life......"

She calculated, and her beautiful and flawless face was a little more shocked:

"Doesn't it stick to cause and effect? What kind of means did you use to do this, sir? ”

Normally, if you help mortals prolong their lives and change their fate, there will be cause and effect, but Yunxiao calculated and found that after helping Zhou Dong, instead of cause and effect, he could obtain a small amount of merit.

She couldn't understand this, she only felt that it was Li Yu's means, and her expression became more and more respectful.

As an ordinary mortal emperor, Zi Shou was even more blind to this, but he had a flexible brain, and quickly took out his mobile phone and played the video of Li Yu's selfie.

After reading it, Yunxiao hurriedly bowed to the mobile phone:

"Mr. can just give me a direct command if you have something, and he even deliberately took a video to explain, which is really polite."

As he spoke, the pots and pans and other kitchen utensils in the kitchen automatically flew out, and the cassette stove sent by Li Yu also appeared on the stone table in the courtyard.

Yunxiao didn't do anything at all, but the flour was automatically poured into the basin, and the shrimp roe was automatically mixed into it to become dough, and then gradually flattened into even noodles.

When it is ready, the water on the cassette stove is also boiling, and the raw noodles automatically fly into the pot.

Taking advantage of this, Yunxiao chopped the shallots and sprinkled them at the bottom of the bowl, and took out the jar of lard that Li Yu gave him as a treasure, put a spoonful on the bottom of the bowl, and then put in some light soy sauce.

Soon, a bowl of Yangchun noodles with oil flowers was ready.

In order to make it more nutritious, Yunxiao also specially fried an egg and spread it on it.

"Please send the king of Shang to the real world and tell Mr. that if there is a need for clouds in the future, please give direct orders, no need to explain."

Zi was respectfully taken over and returned to the real world from the courtyard gate.

"Yunxiao's craftsmanship is getting better and better."

Li Yu took the bowl, handed it to Wu Song, and asked the tiger hero to send it to Qilin Village.

Zishou took the opportunity to say Yunxiao's words, and Zhou Ruotong said as soon as he heard it:

"Yunxiao Niangniang is too polite...... How tall is she? ”

"It's about the same as my wife."

Zhou Ruotong and Diao Chan came to the front hall of the B&B, picked out a few sets of brand-new women's Hanfu, and took some unopened underwear, put them in the lockbox, and let Zishou bring them over:

"These clothes are ordinary items in the real world, please don't dislike them."

Soon, this box appeared in front of Yunxiao:

"That's what the Great Mother said?"

"Yes, and say what you want, she can help buy it in the real world."

"The master mother is really polite, but it's a pity that I can't go over there, otherwise I will definitely thank the master mother and the second master in person."

Putting down the box, Zishou drove back, Yunxiao also locked the courtyard door, and walked through the two streets gracefully, and came to the Nuwa Palace in the Chaoge City, and earnestly paid homage to Niangniang and the Holy Son Li Yu.

Then ask sincerely:

"Niangniang, why do I help mortals prolong their lives, but they are not contaminated with any cause and effect?"

Nuwa Niangniang says:

"That's not an ordinary person, Zhou Dong is the father-in-law of the Golden-winged Dapeng, in the Journey to the West system, he is the grandfather of Duobao, no matter how long he increases or decreases his life, there will be no cause and effect."

Upon hearing this, Yunxiao breathed a sigh of relief.

Niangniang continued:

"In addition, the Houtu Niangniang of the underworld is my son's godmother, they are all members of their own family, what he asks you to do in the future, you just have to do it, even if there is cause and effect, it is also our elders who bear it."

Clouds salute respectfully:

"The disciple is not afraid of being contaminated with cause and effect, but he is just confused for a while, and he asks the mother to punish him."

"You are so well-behaved and sensible, even if you punish my stupid son, hurry up, I'll help you order a mung bean smoothie later, and punish him to make a big pot to make you enjoy it, okay?"

"Thank you, Niang!"

In the underworld, when the chief judge Cui Jue was holding the book of life and death and looking through it, Jizo, who was dressed in a white monk's robe, suddenly appeared with Di Ting.

"What are the instructions for meeting the Bodhisattva?"

"In accordance with the decree of Niangniang, give an old man named Zhou Tong in Huang Qilin Village in the Great Song Dynasty to extend his life for another ten years."

Cui Jue rummaged for a long time, and finally found Zhou Tong's name, and asked in a low voice:

"Bodhisattva, in the past, it was great to increase people's lifespan by two or three years, why did it directly increase so much this time?"

Jizo smiled lightly:

"Because that bowl of noodles has 120 noodles, one noodle will increase its life by one month, exactly ten years."

Cui Jue: ????????

What does this have to do with noodles?

You high-ranking immortals, can you not always play dumb riddles?

If he hadn't been able to beat him, he really wanted to grab the judge's pen and knock on Jizo's slippery head to see if this guy could talk well in the future.

In Qilin Village, Zhou Tong finished the noodles in one go, drank the soup clean, and then put down the dishes and chopsticks.

Wu Song asked:

"Master, how do you feel?"

Zhou Tong moved his body and said with a smile:

"I feel a few years younger, and I even feel like I'm coming back from the dead...... Huh? This seems to be a combination of marksmanship...... Erlang, take my big gun, for the teacher's marksmanship, it seems that he is going to improve again! ”

(End of chapter)