Chapter 342: Lu Zhishen: The poor monk is good at talking about marriage! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
"I always feel like the people at the counter have weird eyes."
Not far from the Guanlan Mingshu Community, Li Yu walked out of the pharmacy with a newly bought small blue pill and a box of pregnancy test sticks, and couldn't help muttering.
Professor Zhou, who was wearing slippers and hot pants, was so happy that he couldn't straighten his waist:
"Don't you say that you are the savior every day, and the savior has to endure the incomprehension of others......"
Li Yu held the medicine bag in one hand, and held Tong Baobao's hand in the other and threatened:
"Make fun of me again, and let you beg for mercy at night!"
"Don't laugh at you, there is a small gourd seller in front of me, let's go buy a few bunches, shall we?"
"Okay, no problem."
On the way there, Li Yu called Liu Xie:
"Wait at the B&B for a while, and your wife and I will send things over...... Have you eaten? ”
"Aunt Xiuhe made a bowl of shredded pork noodles for the students, and she just started to eat them."
If you're not hungry...... Li Yu hung up the phone, thinking that the eldest apprentice had not eaten sugar gourds yet, and was ready to buy more.
There were not a few small gourds with rock sugar, Li Yu bought double portions of all the flavors, and asked Liu Xie to bring them over there later, and give some to Cai Yan's younger siblings.
It is said that a newly pregnant person has no appetite, and the sweet and sour sugar gourd should make her have an appetite.
Zhou Ruotong bought some blueberries, grapes, oranges, grapefruit and other fruits suitable for pregnant women in the fruit store next door, and the young couple drove back to the homestay, and saw that Yue Fei was also here, and was sitting in the restaurant chatting with Liu Xie.
"Has Pengju eaten?"
"I just ate, my brother-in-law and Yang Zhi tried archery, beat several yellow sheep, and we stewed several pots."
Li Yu handed over the newly bought small blue pill:
"In a few days, Ma Ling will go back to the village to get the medicine, and then give it to him."
After speaking, he put the pregnancy test stick in front of Liu Xie:
"Have you eaten enough? I'm not full, I'll do something else. ”
"Thank you, sir, the students have eaten enough."
Yue Fei was just about to ask what kind of medicine this was, but when he saw the words on the medicine box, he wisely didn't ask much, and hurriedly put it into the small satchel he carried with a red face.
Zhou Ruotong said to Liu Xie:
"I bought Cai Yan some fruits suitable for pregnant women, all of them are in the car, bring them to her when you leave, and some rock sugar gourds, and take them with you."
"Students obey!"
Li Yu sat down, looked at Yue Fei and said:
"Today, Yan Qing and they had a meeting in Zhending Mansion, and I audited at Nuwa Niangniang's side...... They plan to start the Lantern Festival and take over the entire Zhending Mansion, I think Xuande can go over in advance and choose a place to set up repeater antennas along the way. ”
The repeater station can increase the signal of the walkie-talkie countless times, and when it comes back to take the Zhending Mansion, a large radio signal tower will be built in the city, forming a tripartite communication linkage between the Zhending Mansion - Kirin Village - Tokyo City.
Zhending City and Kirin Village are their own territory, and large signal towers are directly built. If there is a suitable place along the way, you can buy some large yards, and then rely on big trees or mountain peaks to set up small repeater antennas.
This kind of antenna is very simple, it looks like a tube several meters high, but it can transmit the signal of the walkie-talkie very far, which is suitable for ancient societies.
Of course, you can also directly occupy a mountain, build a large signal tower, build a solar farm, and then send a group of people to dress up as bandits and grass bandits to guard it.
However, this matter is not too urgent, with the god horse Ma Ling and the flying Gongsun Sheng, there is no problem in passing on the news at the moment.
Unexpectedly, Mr. was able to observe the meeting of Zhending Mansion, Yue Fei hurriedly said:
"When the student goes back, I'll talk to Uncle Huang."
When Zhending Mansion is captured, the large army of Qilin Village will gradually move over there, and Zhou Dongchai Huangcheng and others will stay in Qilin Village and retire with peace of mind.
When a few people were chatting in the restaurant, at the entrance of Changchun Street in Zhending Mansion, Li Zhong and Zhou Tong walked over with their respective guys.
Zhou Tong is more excited, and he will be able to get a sum of money justifiably and live in a luxurious place after a while...... Take a shower, dress yourself up nicely, and get a good night's sleep.
Damn, Chase has lice and needs to be washed several times with sulfur soap.
And Li Zhong was more pragmatic, taking out the plaster he made and selling it along the street as he walked:
"The real tiger bone plaster, strengthening the body, invigorating blood and removing blood stasis, and also treating infertility, everyone comes to see it!"
But his enthusiasm did not win a customer, most of the people on the street were attracted by the fortune-telling stall across the street, surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside, and the people inside could not be seen, only one praise could be heard:
"Old fairy, you're too accurate, aren't you?"
"You can even see this? I've never mentioned it to anyone since I was a kid! ”
"Old fairy, please accept my worship!"
"They all say that my son doesn't look like me at all, can you help me see it? I'll give you ten taels of silver! ”
“……”
Li Zhong and Zhou Tong glanced at each other and truly understood the meaning of "people deserve to die compared to others, and goods should be thrown away".
Damn, everyone is from one place, Fan Rui was invited into the Cao Mansion to preach the Tao Sutra on the first day of his arrival, and Qiao Daoqing became a famous old fairy in the city within a few days of arriving in Zhending Mansion.
Even the quiet young Taoist priest Xie Yingdeng is said to have earned no less than 1,000 taels of silver by walking the streets and alleys to see feng shui recently.
And Zhou Tong and Li Zhong were busy for a few days, and finally sold ...... Five pairs of plasters, one of which was also returned, saying that it had no effect on infertility at all.
"Put away your broken plaster, shame!"
Zhou Tong felt that even if he played with chest crushing boulders on the street, it would not be so miserable, and he seriously doubted that Li Zhong had sold plasters in the past.
Li Zhong was also very aggrieved:
"I told you that tiger bone plaster has nothing to do with infertility, you still don't believe it, why don't you let me shout like this...... Let's go and check it out first. ”
It was already evening, but Qiao Daoqing was still surrounded by many customers, so the two had to put away the plaster, pick up the flat shoulder, and pretend to be lively and squeeze into the crowd.
As soon as he entered, Qiao Daoqing, who was dressed as an old man, suddenly pointed at Li Zhong, and then he was stunned, and made a "ho" sound in his mouth, and then collapsed to the ground and fainted.
My day, it doesn't look like it's pretending, so it can't really be an accident, right?
Li Zhong hurriedly put down his flat shoulder, intending to save people.
And the person next to him who led the child to see the picture stopped doing it:
"What are you doing? Don't touch the old fairy, he hasn't shown me yet. ”
Li Zhong was worried about Qiao Daoqing's condition, and couldn't help but kick this person:
"Didn't you faint when you didn't see it? Hurry up and send it to the hospital to save people! ”
"But what do you think of me?"
Zhou Tong looked at the appearance and complexion of the father and son, and said seriously:
"You don't need to bother the old immortals, I can see it...... Your wife either stole a man, or was pregnant before marrying you, and this child has nothing to do with you anyway...... Hurry up and get out of the way, don't delay us to save people! ”
Li Zhong picked up Qiao Daoqing on his back and went straight to the nearby medical center, Zhou Tong cleaned up the fortune-telling stall, followed behind with a flat pole, and muttered as he walked:
"A blind person can see that it's not the two of them, so they have to look around for someone to ask, isn't it okay to find trouble."
As soon as the words fell, Qiao Daoqing suddenly said beside him:
"This person knows very well, but he just refuses to accept it, so he first offered to give ten taels of silver, wanting me to lie and help him get over the hurdle in his heart......"
Zhou Tong looked at the old Taoist priest Li Zhong was carrying in front of him, and was so frightened that he almost threw the flat burden on his shoulder:
"Why are you by my side?"
"It's just an illusion, don't panic."
Although his job is to go undercover to investigate intelligence, Qiao Daoqing has never given up practicing, and even deliberately used the illusion technique to turn himself into an old man.
When he fainted just now, he left the crowd as soon as possible and carefully observed his surroundings to see if his fortune-telling booth was being spied on.
When he came to the medical hall, Qiao Daoqing was "woken up", he said a bunch of words of thanks, paid the medical bills, and took out three hundred taels of silver from his bag, and handed it to Li Zhong with both hands:
"The grace of saving lives, the old way can't be repaid, these things will be given to the two benefactors, please don't dislike it!"
According to the setting in "Water Margin", one or twenty taels of silver is enough for a family's food and clothing throughout the year, and three hundred taels is a lot of money, not to mention staying in a hotel, even if the two of them go to Ma Lin's undercover Nuanxiang Building to consume, they can play for a while.
Li Zhong pretended to shirk it, then accepted it, and then left Changchun Street with Zhou Tong with a flat shoulder, first went back to the cheap inn to settle the room fee, and then picked a medium-sized restaurant and asked for two upper rooms.
As soon as the two moved in, the figures of Qiao Daoqing and Xie Yingdeng appeared on the roof of the building.
"The man by the window on the left side of the hall has been staring at the package on Li Zhong's body."
After the two left the hospital, a few little beggars followed.
"When the inn settled the room bill, the owner's eyes lit up obviously, and after they left, the owner immediately called a guy and whispered, not knowing what he was talking about."
“……”
Soon, the two put together the information they had gotten and came to a conclusion:
"Someone has already made a layout in the city, whether it is open or secret, as long as something special happens, it will be noticed...... You won't meet your peers, will you? ”
The purpose of his own side is to take the Zhending Mansion, and then use this as the foundation, go north to sweep the aliens, and then go south to level the Zhao and Song courts, and establish a unified regime.
What is the other party doing this for?
Do you plan to rebel and stand on your own?
Qiao Daoqing says:
"I'll find someone to follow up, check the people behind the scenes, you guard the two of them, let's contact the walkie-talkie if there is something."
"Good!"
Qiao Daoqing disappeared from the roof, Xie Yingdeng came downstairs and chartered the room opposite Li Zhong Zhoutong, so that no matter what happened, he could take action as soon as possible.
At the same time, inside the Kaiyuan Temple.
Lu Zhishen was sitting in the meditation room, talking to the first seat of the temple, the elders, the attendants, the Vena and other management.
The first seat folded his hands:
"Although our temple is located in the northern corner, but since the East Wei Xinghe two years to build the temple, the incense has been vigorous, and there are countless believers...... Since the holy monk studied under Elder Zhizhen of Wutai Mountain, what is his opinion on Buddhism? ”
Opinion? What insights?
Lu Zhishen opened his mouth and forcibly added drama to himself:
"The poor monk has no opinion, he only knows that the mountain is the mountain, the water is the water, life is just a drop in the ocean, and the so-called enlightenment is just a grasshopper shaking the tree......
He was exposed to a lot of modern knowledge in Qilin Village, and Liu Bei occasionally gave some religious opinions, but he didn't expect it to come in handy today.
Although these words are patchworked, it is still easy to deal with the monks of the Song Dynasty.
An old monk wearing a purple and gold robe tasted it, nodded and praised:
"That's a wonderful saying, it's wonderful!"
Hearing the abbot's words, the other monks all folded their hands respectfully and recited Amitabha Buddha in unison.
The elder in charge of incense affairs asked:
"I don't know what the holy monk is good at, reading Zen? Oneiromancy? ”
Lu Zhishen is a big and rough man, how can he understand this, he pondered for a while, thinking that he had forcibly broken up Zhou Tong's marriage, and said cheekily:
"The poor monk knows a little bit about marriage."
A few young monks sitting in the distance couldn't help but cover their mouths and be happy, their faces were full of meat, tall and strong, like angry eyes King Kong, and they actually said that they were good at marriage.
Is this going to knock people out and send them to the cave directly?
However, if someone really asks for marriage, he can let this holy monk try.
Everyone asked and answered again and again, and then they didn't stop until it was getting late.
When these monks left, the old abbot opened his eyes and said to Lu Zhishen:
"The poor monk is about to pass away, and the monks in the temple are mediocre, so I want to find an abbot for Kaiyuan Temple...... In the future, you can continue to make meritorious deeds, and the poor monks will not stop you, but when you enter this door, you must not drink wine and eat meat again, you may remember? ”
Lu Zhishen touched his bare head:
"Is it okay to get out of this door?"
"It's not my place, and the poor monk shouldn't have seen it."
Lu Zhishen tilted on the futon and said with a smile:
"Isn't this self-deception? I think it's good to be a monk, it's just too upright, you look at those bull-nosed old ways, how free and easy ......"
Before he finished speaking, the abbot couldn't help but sigh:
"Why did Senior Brother Zhizhen accept such an apprentice as you? That's it, the poor monk doesn't care too much about you...... Go back, don't be late for morning class tomorrow. ”
Lu Zhishen not only did not leave, but sat opposite the abbot:
"If you call my master a junior brother, that is my uncle? Uncle Shi is above, please accept the worship of the family! ”
But the old monk didn't want to deal with him, and recited the Buddhist scriptures by himself.
Lu Zhishen was bored, muttered and left, and under the leadership of Xiao Shami, he came to his meditation room, set up the Zen staff and knives one by one, and then lay down on the bed, and fell asleep.
As soon as it was dawn, Lu Zhishen turned over and got out of bed, went to the thatched house first, washed his face indiscriminately, and took out the toothpaste and toothbrush from his bag and brushed his teeth carefully.
After doing this, he changed into a new monk's robe, followed the little novice to the Mahavira Hall for a morning class, and then came to the dining room and began to eat breakfast.
While eating, the old abbot of Longzhong walked in, and Lu Zhishen touched the little novice:
"What's his name?"
"Zen Master Zhiyuan, like you, comes from Wutai Mountain...... The holy monk didn't know who he was, why was he appointed as the next abbot? ”
You ask me, I ask who goes?
I was walking on the street, and I was dragged to Kaiyuan Temple as the abbot.
Who would do such a good thing on the street?
Lu Zhishen took a bite of white porridge with pickles, and then said goodbye to big fish, big meat and fine wine for the time being, fortunately, he couldn't help but be satisfied, and occasionally he could go to Fengmingxuan to find Brother Sun Xin to fight tooth sacrifices.
I don't know how Uncle Shi's mouth is, next time I will give him a piece of fermented bean curd meat to taste.
While pondering this, Monk Hua picked up the fifth bowl of rice porridge and continued to dry, drinking a total of eight bowls of porridge, and then he was barely full.
He put down the bowl, walked to Zen Master Zhiyuan and sat down, and asked in a low voice:
"Uncle Shi, when can I go out?"
"Buddhism says that there is a reincarnation in seven days, so you should go out once every seven days...... If there is a traitor who kills people and sets fires, don't come back, so as not to affect Kaiyuan Temple. ”
Zen Master Zhiyuan was explaining, Lu Zhishen suddenly took out a small packet of peanut candy from his arms, tore it open and threw the candy into the rice porridge held by Zhiyuan:
"Taste, this candy is delicious."
Zhiyuan: "......"
Seeing that the master didn't eat, Lu Zhishen whispered and frightened:
"If you don't eat it, I'll put a piece of pig's head next time...... This is a candy from the fairy world, eating it can strengthen the body, invigorate blood stasis, prolong life, and can also treat ......"
He almost said the infertility that Zhou usually talks about.
Worried that Uncle Shi would be angry, this guy quickly got up and left.
Zhiyuan shook his head, picked up the candy in the bowl, and smiled lightly:
"Huigen is deeply rooted, his heart is sincere, and he really envy his junior brother for receiving such a good apprentice."
He tasted the candy, and it was delicious.
The monk on the side asked:
"Zen Master, what does this sugar taste like?"
Zhiyuan sighed:
"It's just the bitter fruit of life."
After speaking, he tasted it again, well, it is indeed bitter, the more you taste it, the more bitter it becomes!
Lu Zhishen walked around the temple and asked the little novice beside him:
"Is there a warrior monk in the temple?"
"Tell the holy monk that the Zen master feels that it is not good for the cultivator to use the sword in vain, and has canceled the warrior monk."
Lu Zhishen was not happy when he heard it:
", there are no monks, what can be done to maintain the majesty of Buddhism? If the Buddha is still protected by Veda by his side, how can there be no warrior monks in the temples of the world? ”
Uncle Huang wants to start an incident in Zhending Mansion, and the family has nothing to grow, so he will train five hundred monks and soldiers to help him!
Thinking of this, he hurriedly found Zen Master Zhiyuan and put forward his request:
"Uncle Shi, the alien race is raging, the country will not be a country, we monks can't sit idly by, or we won't be scolded by the people, I want to pull up the team of warrior monks in the temple, Uncle Shi, you eat my sugar, it is equivalent to agreeing."
Zhiyuan: "......"
The candy was bitter.
Zhiyuan did not object, but said:
"There can be monks and soldiers, but they must abide by the Dharma and worship the Buddha sincerely."
"No problem, I'm the best at persuading people to turn to the Buddha...... Uncle Shi, you continue to eat, and I will ponder the matter of recruiting monks and soldiers. ”
Leaving the dining room, Lu Zhishen was just about to use the walkie-talkie to contact everyone, but he felt that it was best to choose among believers for such a thing as recruiting monks and soldiers.
Monks and soldiers, first must be monks, and then soldiers.
When he came to the Daxiong Treasure Hall, this guy was just about to ask the host of the hall how to contact the believers, and the host greeted him first:
"This morning, the garrison general Fan pilgrim's family will pray for marriage, the holy monk is proficient in this way, why not be responsible for this matter, General Fan is my Buddha's devout disciple, and please be cautious in your words and deeds, don't offend."
What?
Did you really find me a marriage errand?
Lu Zhishen felt that this guy deliberately wanted to see himself make a fool of himself, but since he was a garrison general, it was good to get in touch with him, and he would have a good relationship in advance, maybe he would be able to use it in the future.
Thinking of this, he puffed up his muscles and said confidently:
"It's just a trivial matter, the poor monk will be able to do it!"
(End of chapter)