Chapter 344 I'm afraid of my brother's suffering, and I'm afraid that my brother will drive a Land Rover! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
"Damn, I'm not dreaming, am I?"
At the gate of the temple, Li Zhong rubbed his eyes, he didn't expect Zhou Tong to be recruited as a son-in-law by the garrison general...... People who read are all sons-in-law under the list, but the garrison general of Zhending Mansion is a son-in-law in the temple.
At this time, the tiger general has a kind of ambivalence of "afraid of the suffering of his brothers, and afraid of his brothers driving Land Rover".
said that you would be a single dog together, but you secretly held hands...... Kaiyuan Temple, who also came in new clothes, why did the garrison general catch the two fools Zhou Tong instead of me?
Li Zhong was puzzled, and looked down at the clothes on his body, could it be because the clothes were too cheap?
I already knew that I would also buy a set of clothes for twenty taels, maybe the son-in-law of the garrison general would be the tiger general, not the little overlord.
Alas, it's a lifelong mistake!
When Li Zhong was crazy about lemons, Zhou Tong followed the garrison general to the osmanthus tree, met his mother-in-law, and secretly glanced at the little lady Xianglan, and the more she looked, the more pleased she became.
The Sun family originally wanted to take Xianglan away, but before they got married, it was not suitable for men and women to meet.
But the son-in-law who was finally caught, I have to take a good look at it, and by the way, ask him about his family background or something, and simply understand...... Although the holy monk said that the score was not bad, who wouldn't want their daughter to marry better.
"Where is Gongzi Zhou?"
"The son-in-law's surname is Zhou Mingtong, a native of Shandong, his parents are dead, and he has no relatives and no reason...... Oh, by the way, I have some candy here, and I invite my father-in-law, mother-in-law, and pandan sister to taste it. ”
This guy is eloquent, although he just met, he was like a family, and when he introduced himself, he didn't forget to take out a few individually packaged sesame candies from his arms and handed them to Fan Xingping's family.
When he sent it to Xianglan, this guy also winked at the future lady, making Xianglan so bad that her cheeks were red, as if she had been drinking.
"Virtuous son-in-law, this thing ......"
Fan Xingping took the peanut candy and rummaged around for a long time, and he didn't know how to tear the package.
Zhou Tong enthusiastically talked about the skills of tearing the package, Fan Xingping tore open the package, took out the domino-like sesame candy, took a bite gently, the sweetness and the fragrance of sesame seeds blended together, coupled with the slightly sticky taste, he was directly stunned.
When he was in Tokyo, he had the good fortune to go to the palace for dinner, and he felt that those delicacies were unforgettable, but he didn't expect that the candy that the virtuous son-in-law casually touched out of his arms was actually more delicious than the dim sum in the palace.
After eating the candy, Sun's heart was even happier, this kind of candy is not a mundane thing at first glance, and the identity of the son-in-law is definitely not simple, maybe he is a master who is hidden in the city.
She told Zhou Tong that this was a godsend between the two families, and described the process of seeking marriage, and blew the new Master Zhishen into Maitreya's birth, such as the reincarnation, which is divine.
The great monk really does what he says...... Zhou Tong planned to pretend not to know Lu Zhishen later, thank him first, and then pretend to donate some sesame oil money.
The father-in-law and mother-in-law gave 100 taels of silver, and they couldn't exceed it, but 50 taels was too little, so according to the real world's lottery head, give 88 taels.
While the family of three was immersed in the sweetness of candy, Zhou Tong secretly took out the jade pendant that was broken into slag under the pretext of worshipping the Buddha, wrapped it in paper, and carefully put it into his arms.
Not long after, Lu Zhishen came out of Zhiyuan, and was just about to get the walkie-talkie, only to find that Zhou Tong was actually talking and laughing with Fan Xingping's family.
What's the situation? That's it?
He straightened his robe, pretended to walk over, and then received warm thanks from both sides.
Hearing that Lu Zhishen was going to train a group of warrior monks for the temple and lacked space, Fan Xingping said that it was all on him without saying a word, and he was also ready to draw a vacant land outside Kaiyuan Temple to train warrior monks.
Outside the gate of Kaiyuan Temple, Yan Qing walked over with a silver ticket, saw Li Zhong and Xie Yingdeng chatting on the side of the road, and asked curiously:
"Why don't you go in?"
"I'm afraid of stealing the limelight from Xiaobawang."
Li Zhong told the story in a few words, and Yan Qing was shocked when he heard it.
Before the little blue pill could take effect, Zhou Tong actually upgraded the version and became the son-in-law of the garrison general in one step...... Really answered that sentence:
"It's not that I don't understand, it's that the world is changing fast!"
Now that he has become someone's son-in-law, Yang Lin and Deng Fei don't have to go undercover in the General's Mansion all the time, and they can be transferred to play a greater role.
Yang Lin is very popular, and he comes with a social BUFF, so he can contact that mysterious organization.
Deng Fei is in good health, and he can blend into the ordnance workshop outside the city, where he will have to take on the heavy responsibility of ordnance production in the future, and maybe it will be upgraded to an arsenal, so he must occupy it in advance, so as not to be destroyed.
Thinking of this, Yan Qing subconsciously took out the walkie-talkie and prepared to contact Ma Ling, and hurriedly reported the matter to Qilin Village, but felt that it was still a delay to go back and forth.
After thinking for a moment, he saw a small temple of Nuwa Niangniang not far away, which seemed to have been abandoned for a long time.
It is possible to pass on information in a different way...... Yan Qing led Li Zhong and Xie Yingdeng into the small temple, first cleaned the statue, then put on offerings, inserted incense candles, and knelt on the futon to report the matter here as it was.
As soon as he finished speaking, a breeze blew and scattered the incense ashes on the ground.
When the wind stopped, the incense ash on the ground turned into four words:
"I already know."
Then another gust of wind blew, and the soot dissipated.
In the Wa Palace Cave Mansion outside the Three Realms, Yunxiao sat on the velvet-topped sofa, looked at what had just passed, and respectfully asked Niangniang for advice:
"If they have an accident, do you need me to do it?"
Niangniang beckoned, and a good luck cat pendant of Li Yu's filial piety flew over and landed in Yunxiao's hands:
"No, the good luck contained in this object can ward off disasters, trigger marriages, and obtain wealth, and will not be contaminated with any cause and effect...... Next month my son will go to meet this mysterious cat, and we should have an open and honest conversation. ”
Yunxiao rubbed the jade pendant and asked uncertainly:
"Cat demon?"
"Not a demon or an evil, not a god or a ghost...... It has mastered the purest source power in the universe, and it also comes from the higher dimensional worlds, and we have no way of guessing at all, except that it has enough goodwill towards our side and is not an enemy. ”
"It's fascinating to have such creatures in the real world."
Yunxiao rubbed the jade pendant in his hand, and became more and more curious about the real world.
Niangniang handed over a few pieces of kraft candy made by Li Yu and said:
"You can keep the jade pendant, maybe you can use it in the future...... This is my son's snack made with peanuts and maltose, you can try it, if you like it, next time I will ask that stinky boy to make more. ”
Yunxiao took it with both hands and thanked him again and again:
"Thank you for the reward!"
"Don't be so inhibited, just like in your own home, just order."
After speaking, Niangniang beckoned, and Mu Guiying, who was sleeping with Li Fengyang rolling up the quilt, was woken up and yawned and appeared in the cave:
"It's easy to get old if you don't sleep well......"
After Marshal Mu muttered, he found that Yunxiao was also there, and hurriedly greeted:
"Meet the Sky Lady."
"Gui Ying doesn't have to be polite, just call me Sister Yunxiao in the future."
Mu Guiying didn't doze off anymore, and gathered around Yunxiao excitedly:
"I've wanted to have a sister for a long time, and the first time I saw you, I wanted to call my sister here, and I was worried about being disgusted by you...... Sister Yunxiao is above, please bow to my little sister! ”
She pretended to salute, grabbed the frosted peanuts on the coffee table and chewed them:
"Master, what are you calling me for?"
"Go and tell my son that Zhou Tong of the Water Margin said Yue World was recruited as a son-in-law by the garrison general of Zhending Mansion, and asked Xuande to go to Zhending Mansion to settle the marriage as soon as possible."
"Oh, okay, I'll go."
Mu Guiying got up, grabbed two more handfuls of frosted peanuts, returned to Mu Kezhai while eating, and then passed through a door and appeared in the warehouse.
"It's only six o'clock in the morning in the real world, and Master is too anxious, right?"
Mu Guiying walked out of the warehouse, first held her mobile phone and sent a message to Li Yu, telling the story as it was.
Then he pushed Li Yu's motorcycle, rode to the bottom of the mountain, bought fried dough sticks, steamed buns, cabbage, sugar cakes, Hu spicy soup, flat noodles and other breakfasts, packed them all, rode back to the warehouse, and left the real world with these foods, and came to the Wa Palace Cave Mansion.
"Master, Sister Yunxiao, this is the breakfast I bought from the real world, you can taste it quickly......"
Niangniang glanced at the box:
"This is not made by the B&B?"
"No, breakfast over there hasn't been made yet, so I rode my motorcycle to the village to buy it...... Many people in that stone village work in the scenic spot and Hanfu factory, breakfast is eaten on the street, very lively, this year there are more and more people buying new cars, Mr. is really a good person for the benefit of the party. ”
Yunxiao took a bite of a sugar cake:
"If Gui Ying has time, can you tell me about the real world?"
"Absolutely! If you want to talk about the real world, you can't avoid my jade tree in the wind, better than Pan An, wisdom, flowers, peace-loving, three views of super-positive, respect for women...... Anyway, in addition to the fear of being beaten, Mr. Li, the owner of the homestay, who has nothing to do with it, is also my master's stinky son! ”
Hmph, based on what I have known about Master for many years, she definitely wants to turn Yunxiao into her daughter-in-law.
If you're as smart as I am, I'm sure I'm going to get an assist!
I don't know how much Stanley Mr. can reward me this time, at least a hundred tons to start, right?
Marshal Mu's small abacus crackled, enthusiastically took out his mobile phone, flipped out Li Yu's photo to show Yunxiao, and racked his brains and said a lot of flattering words.
Yunxiao listened while eating, and occasionally asked a question or two, such as what does it mean to be poor, and what is the reason why the homestay can't open the pot.
Niangniang held a bowl of eight-treasure porridge and listened carefully to the side, neither disturbing nor interjecting.
She also wanted to know about her son's past, and now she has finally filled in the content.
Hearing Gui Ying say that during the time when Sun Facai disappeared, Li Yu could only cook noodles and rely on Brother Dao for his life, Niangniang felt distressed for a while, and felt that her good son had been wronged.
"In short, after the appearance of the smart and clever me, the luck of the B&B was completely reversed."
Mu Guiying added a bunch of scenes to herself, and she wanted to fast forward when she heard it.
When a few people were chatting in the cave, the world of the Three Kingdoms was a different scene.
Before the beginning of the early dynasty, Sun Facai triumphantly saw people and said:
"I'm going to be a father, remember to give gifts when you make a full moon wine."
"My wife is pregnant, and she is not allowed to smoke when she goes to our house in the future, and if she smokes again, the tools for the crime will be confiscated!"
"Don't worry, I don't smoke either, I'll go to your house to smoke if I'm addicted to smoking."
"Just now I saw you enter the palace gate with your left foot first, obviously disrespectful to the emperor, hurry up and bring two old hens to my house, I don't see it."
"What are you eating? Snow crackers, huh? When the snow melts, it's empty, and you're mocking me for not being as long as a snowy scene...... In this way, give me a hundred catties of red dates, and I can help you hide this matter. ”
"Don't run, I saw you eating halva...... Halva halva, it crumbles when you touch it, you must ...... Oh, forget it, give me a hundred catties of brown sugar, and the matter will be revealed. ”
“……”
Liu Xie has not yet arrived, and the entire court has been disturbed by Sun Facai.
Everyone is very tolerant of him, after all, he is Cai Yong's son-in-law, and at the same time he is the emperor's substitute teacher, and he has a good relationship with all the female dependents of the courtiers' families.
The title of Friend of the Han Women is not for nothing.
Of course, the most important point is that Guo Jia and Guo Fengxiao, who made the courtiers frightened, said more than once that Sun Facai was his life mentor.
In this case, absolutely no one dares to offend this guy.
When everyone was congratulating Sun Facai, Jia Xu, accompanied by Ma Chao and Zhuge Liang, walked into the gate of the palace.
The whole palace immediately quieted down, and many people secretly looked at it, trying to see something on Jia Xu's face, but found that the little old man still had a warm face, like a retired old cadre who came to play chess.
However, Ma Chao who followed him was fully armed, not only wearing armor and holding a tiger head gun, but even hanging an embroidered spring knife from his waist, and Zhuge Liang next to him was wearing a crown dress and holding a black notebook, much like the death note that Guo Jia usually carries with him.
Coming to Sun Facai, Jia Xu arched his hand at him:
"Wishing you prosperity brother, Jia has let his wife go to Cai's mansion to take care of Chief Cai's daily life."
Chief Cai is the name of Cai Yan, she has no official status, but she was hired by the research institute as a chief scientist and engineer, so courtiers are used to calling her Chief Cai.
Sun Facai thanked him:
"Sister Yan's mother died early, and she really needs to be taken care of by someone with experience, thank you Mr. Wenhe."
"Brother Xian is polite, we are a family."
After the two finished greeting, Jia Xu walked to the front of the ministers, then turned around, looked at the courtiers and said:
"Before Your Majesty comes, Jia will announce a few things."
Everyone stood up, and even Ma Riyan, who was dozing off on the side, rolled up his sleeves, curious about what big moves this smiling Jia Wenhe was going to make.
"The Fufeng Qin clan intended to rebel, and after being verified by colleagues in the Secret Bureau, the three clans should have been punished, but Your Majesty was kind-hearted, and he couldn't use the sword soldiers, so he changed it to the three clans of the main lineage, and the side branches were spared death."
"The palace servants have formed a party for personal gain, intending to rebel, more than 100 people have been killed, countless letters have been searched, and now they are being checked one by one, and the officials involved in the case will be dealt with according to law regardless of rank and age."
"Fufeng Wang's family, Jingzhao Zhang's family, Shaanzhou Li family...... These family members hid important ordnance materials in the army, intending to rebel, His Majesty remembered the old and changed the three clans to confiscate the family property, and the whole clan was exiled. ”
“……”
The few things that Lao Jia announced slowly were all bombshells for the courtiers.
Many people only know that His Majesty suddenly moved from Beigong to Weiyang Palace, and it is not clear what happened.
Although some people heard the rumors, they were limited to a few words such as the inner servant's greed for ink rock candy and His Majesty's anger, but he didn't expect that the crime convicted by the Secret Bureau was treason.
The word rebellion is a big mountain, and if you smash it on your body, you will never be able to turn over.
Once you are charged with this crime, whoever is next to you is unlucky, even if the relationship is usually good enough to wear a pair of pants, you must quickly draw a line at this time, so as not to catch fire.
Jia Xu fabricated this charge for them, which was originally to prevent the courtiers from engaging in moral kidnapping.
Now, to give you a charge of impassibility and mud, want to play moral kidnapping? Let's first feel if your head is made of alloy.
Yang Biao yawned covertly, last night he visited Sun Facai overnight, talked for half the night, and determined the future development direction of the Yang family.
Now that I heard Jia Xu's announcement, I know the importance of standing in line.
Officers are greedy for ink, and normally it is enough to punish officers, but Jia Xu is just pulling on the family, and the intention of eradicating the family is very obvious.
But these families also deserve it, don't look at the current situation, even the gods are helping Your Majesty, you have a few arms and legs, you dare to go against the sky.
Jia Xu had just finished announcing, and Liu Xie hurriedly walked into the main hall and started to go to court as if he had discussed it.
Taiwei Yang Biao read out the "good news" that the Southern Xiongnu were pacified by the hussar generals, and also specifically emphasized the Tuoba clan's insult to Lü Bu.
Cai Yong, who used to advocate a policy of softness towards foreign races, has now become the main battle faction, and has written to ask His Majesty to send troops to level the grassland.
Some courtiers who had a good relationship with Yang Biao and Cai Yong also asked His Majesty to send troops.
Ma Riyan, who had old arms and legs, immediately rolled up his sleeves when he heard that Lu Bu was scolded, and took the initiative to ask Ying to send an envoy to the Xianbei Tuoba clan to clean up the group of barbarians on behalf of the Heavenly Empire.
At the chaotic court meeting, earth-shattering events such as eradicating the family and killing the inner servants turned the page.
Liu Xie announced:
"During Zhang Liao's expedition, he worked hard and made great achievements, and was specially named the general of the Huns, responsible for the affairs of foreign tribes...... Cheng Yu fought with the army, played the great name of the Han Dynasty, and was named the Zhonglang General Changshi ......"
If you are an official, you will have the right to wage war against other races.
When to send troops to fight aliens, and to what extent, it all depends on the interest of Zhang Liao and Cheng Yu.
Some officials who have a good relationship with the Qin family still want to find an opportunity to help complain, but they didn't expect Liu Xie to bypass it directly, and the current majesty seems to be different from the past emperors.
The era of fooling the emperor by saying good and obedient words is about to become history!
In the real world, Li Yu woke up from his sleep, and only then did he see the message sent by Mu Guiying:
"Ho, this Zhou Tong is worthy of being the owner of Peach Blossom Mountain, the ...... of Peach Blossom Luck"
Zhou Ruotong hid a knife in his smile:
"Aren't you envious?"
"Not really, after all, my baby Kiriwa is so perfect...... Daughter-in-law, people say that the morning is suitable for exercise, let's try it too. ”
With that, he rolled over and began to make a bad move.
Zhou Ruotong couldn't help but hit this guy a few times, then raised his jade lotus-like arm and hugged Li Yu's neck tightly:
"Don't crush my hair...... Tap ...... You're really necrotic......"
(End of chapter)