Chapter 349: Lu Bu VS Yuwen Chengdu! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
"Brother Xian, the oil that Second Brother Qin asked for is here."
In the warehouse of the B&B, Lu Bu appeared out of thin air with an electric five-wheeler, and several iron oil drums were fixed on the car, which were filled with oil.
Opening the lid of the barrel, Li Yu saw crude oil for the first time, it looked black and a little viscous, a little similar to the tired engine oil replaced in the tractor, but the color was slightly lighter, brownish-black.
Li Shimin deftly jumped onto the electric five wheels, reached in and stirred a wooden stick, and sighed:
"This is the oil known as the black gold of the earth and the blood of industry? Can it be ignited directly? ”
Lu Bu nodded:
"If you stick a piece of wood in it, it will burn very strongly, and it will emit a lot of black smoke. It's a pity that with the walkie-talkie, the wolf smoke can't be used, otherwise this thing will get on the beacon, and the communication effect will definitely be good. ”
This is true, after all, during the Iraq war, Saddam Hussein personally verified that it is said that thick smoke can be seen hundreds of kilometers away.
Yuwen Chengdu walked over, hugged Li Shimin aside, took the small wooden stick in his hand and reached in and stirred:
"Is this thing really as godly as it is?"
Lu Bu showed off the knowledge of oil on the Internet:
"All machinery and equipment fuel, lubricating oil, chemical fiber raw materials, chemical products, etc., are inseparable from oil, which is the blood and foundation of modern industry, which is very important."
Li Shimin wanted to get his little wooden stick back, but he couldn't get it, so he had to pick up his small fist and smash it on Yuwencheng's knee a few times, and ran to the corner of the warehouse with a puff of anger and brought another one.
He dipped the stick in oil, went outside the warehouse, lit it with a lighter, and the whole stick soon burned, and thick black smoke came out.
Yuwen Chengdu hugged his arms and looked at him twice:
"If this thing burns up, the army can't figure out the situation, and it really doesn't dare to act rashly...... Second Brother Qin really has a way. ”
Li Shimin waved a wooden stick, feeling that he was very faceless to be held away just now:
"This is the fire I lit, you are not allowed to look at it, I want to play and burn it myself."
Seeing that this little guy was playing very devotedly, Lu Bu couldn't help but remind:
"Children are prone to wetting the bed when they play with fire, so don't draw a map in the middle of the night."
"Wen Hou rest assured, the little brother has his own measure."
Li Yu led Xu Yuwen Chengdu to the back door of the warehouse and turned out the steel he bought last time:
"See if there is anything to take advantage of, there are all rebar round bars, which should meet your requirements."
Now that you're in the real world, you naturally have to update your weapons.
Let Yuwen Chengdu feel the weight first, and then let Zhao Dahu use impact steel to help build a ...... Although the seven-song phoenix wing boring on the weapon rack in the warehouse is majestic, it is still lacking in material.
If you still want gold, then you can make it into golden lacquer, which is absolutely stylish.
Yuwen Chengdu became interested when he saw the rebar:
"Is that strange iron rod used in the majestic sea a gift from the gentleman?"
"Yes, it is rebar, with good strength and toughness, and in order to enhance the armor-piercing ability, the head is also specially equipped with a six-sided nut, strictly speaking, that weapon should be called a long-handled hammer."
Yuwen Chengdu carried the rebar with a diameter of five centimeters and waved it twice, shook his head and said:
"It's a little light."
Then he chose a round steel four meters long and six centimeters in diameter, grabbed it in his hand and waved it a few times, weighing hundreds of pounds, but in his hands it seemed to have no weight, and even had a sense of elegance.
Damn, this power is too perverted, isn't it?
At this time, the outdoor temperature was nearly forty degrees, but Yuwen Chengdu was still in high spirits, carrying a round steel and playing excitedly, and then strode to Li Yu's side:
"Sir, this kind of thickness will do...... Can this thing be made into boring? ”
李裕 says:
"Of course you can, just build a head and weld it on, but I'm going to have someone tailor it for you, and then redesign the center of gravity, so that you don't get embarrassed."
Boring and halberd are weapons that can only be controlled by people with great strength, especially the phoenix wing boring used by Yuwen Chengdu, the head is huge, and people who do not have a certain amount of strength cannot wield it, let alone use it with one hand on a horse.
Hearing that he could upgrade his weapons, Yuwen Chengdu was very happy:
"Thank you, sir!"
While chatting, Lu Bu also came over, he picked up the round steel with a diameter of six centimeters and waved it twice, and then tried the rebar with a diameter of five centimeters and said:
"I still like the lightness and flowiness...... Brother Chengdu, if you are not busy, let's learn from each other now? ”
Yuwen Chengdu came to the new world, just had a full meal, and really wanted to move his arms and legs.
He arched his hand and said:
"Since Wen Hou invited, then the little brother might as well be respectful!"
Li Yu looked at the slippers on the feet of the two and couldn't help but say:
"Are you two going to fight barefoot? Let's start by looking for a pair of sneakers. ”
There are a lot of tall people in the B&B, and I really stock up on a few pairs of oversized shoes, ranging from size 46 to size 56, as long as it is not the kind of block of Wu Wenhua, you can find suitable shoes.
Lu Bu returned to the warehouse, pulled out his sneakers from the tin house and put them on, and then returned to the Three Kingdoms World and carried his Fang Tian painting halberd over.
Li Yu asked Li Shimin to extinguish the fire, and then led Yuwen Chengdu to the warehouse, and put out all the more than a dozen pairs of oversized sneakers he had hoarded:
"Try it and see if there's a suitable one."
Go back and look for a manufacturer of custom-made military boots on the Internet, and customize a few pairs of military boots per person according to everyone's foot shape, which is more convenient for marching and fighting.
The steel boots were sturdy and durable, and there was no need to worry about being injured by arrows, making them ideal for ancient battlefields.
Yuwen Chengdu changed into socks, tried them on one by one, and finally chose a pair of summer jogging shoes:
"These shoes are so comfortable to wear, the soles are soft, and I have worn so many shoes from childhood to adulthood, only this time I wore a feeling of enjoyment."
He sighed very emotionally, if these shoes were placed in Dasui, even if it was a pair of 1,000 taels of gold, the major families would be able to grab the dog's brain.
But in the real world, the price doesn't seem to be high...... For the first time, General Invincible Tianbao felt the convenience of industrial production.
The ancients experienced the cushioning technology of modern sneakers for the first time and fell straight into it.
Li Yu remembered the size of the shoes:
"I'll buy you a few more pairs later, and I won't have to wear ancient cloth boots in the future."
After changing into sneakers, the two returned to the warehouse, Lu Bu was already waiting, this guy was carrying Fang Tian's halberd in one hand and a phoenix wing boring in the other, posing in a very two-hundred-and-five-year-old pose, and asked Li Shimin to take a photo of him.
"Wen Hou Mo wants to laugh, look at the sky at forty-five degrees, and have the momentum of beating Yuwen Chengdu out of...... Eh, why am I floating? ”
As soon as Li Shimin turned around, he found that he was held high by Yuwen Chengdu.
After all, it is His Majesty Taizong, and he resolutely does not beg for mercy:
"Put me down, or pee on my head!"
Yuwen Chengdu picked up this little fart kid and gently slapped him on the ass a few times:
"So faceless and skinless, no wonder I can be the emperor in the future...... Is this photography? Wait a few and take a few pictures of me, or I'll throw you on the roof. ”
Li Shimin: "......"
Believe it or not, I immediately called the Women's Federation...... No, I'll immediately go to Grandma Nuwa to complain and bounce your head away!
After taking a photo of Lu Bu angrily, the little guy was forced to take a few photos of Yuwen Chengdu because of his obscenity, and he didn't forget to take advantage of it when he took it:
"Open your mouth wider and make a roar, so that it looks like a big spring."
"Modern clothes take ancient weapons, your old man really interprets the nondescript to the extreme."
"Pick up the phoenix wings and boring to make a gesture of splitting Huashan, the eyes should be ruthless, the expression should be in place, and keep it...... The first iron Hanhan of the Great Sui is freshly baked! ”
“……”
Yuwen Chengdu is good-tempered, and if he wants to replace it with Mu Guiying, there is a high probability that the little guy will be squatting in the corner and crying at this time.
Finally, the photo was taken.
Li Shimin flipped through his photo album, and his mouth was still fragmented:
"I've tried my best to make you ugly, and you're still so handsome, is there any reason for it?"
The ten-year-old little guy was not confident for the first time.
After taking pictures, Lu Bu carried Fang Tian's halberd and stood face to face with Yuwen Chengdu in the open space in the middle of the warehouse.
"Brother Chengdu, please advise!"
"Please also ask Wen Hou's subordinates to be merciful!"
The two put on a stance, ready to fight.
Li Yu propped up his camera and began to shoot, for fear of missing any details.
Should I say it or not, in terms of martial arts, Lu Bu and Yuwen Chengdu are quite similar, they both use heavy blades, but the routine is not a big opening and closing, but a light and elegant route.
Fang Tian's halberd is a crescent-shaped twig with a blade that is adducted inward.
Phoenix-wing boring is an outwardly expanded branchlet with a blade that diverges outward.
But the personalities of the two are the opposite of the shape of the weapon, Lu Bu is more extroverted, giggling all day long, and there is nothing to worry about.
Yuwen Chengdu's personality is more introverted, and he likes to keep everything in his heart, so in the original book, there will be a plot where he takes the initiative to find Li Yuanba for relief.
Lu Bu grabbed Fang Tian's halberd with both hands and took a step forward and took the initiative to attack.
Yuwen Chengdu, like his character, chose to block very calmly.
"Bell !!"
The two weapons collided with each other, making a metallic crashing sound.
"The strength of the virtuous brother is really amazing."
"Wen Hou is not bad, little brother admires!"
After a move, Lu Bu put away his smile and became serious.
It is rare to learn from a real master, and Yuwen Chengdu is also engrossed in it, not daring to be careless.
The two began to fight with each other, and each used their real skills.
The halberd is rigid and soft, like a swimming dragon.
Jin boring has both offense and defense, just like a colorful phoenix.
Since Lu Bu came into contact with the real world, he is no longer addicted to alcohol, and his martial arts have gone further than in the original book.
Yuwen Chengdu has just gained all his memories, and he seems to be very young, but his experience is extremely old.
The fight between the two was really evenly matched, and even Li Shimin, who was prejudiced against Yuwen Chengdu, watched it with relish, holding his mobile phone and taking pictures.
"What's the use of being powerful, isn't it still my brother Xuanba who was hammered to death, so Xuanba is more powerful."
Fixing the action camera on the handheld gimbal, Li Yu took a long shot with a 360-degree rotation around the two, and then took a close-up, ready to show it to Tong Baobao at night.
"Wen Hou be careful, I'm going to make a trick!"
Yuwen Chengdu shouted very gentlemanly, for fear that he would really hurt Wen Hou.
Lu Bu also laughed:
"Brother Xian, pay attention, I'm ready to use a killer weapon too!"
The two took out the move of pressing the bottom of the box, and came to a game to determine the winner.
"Bell—"
Fang Tian's painting halberd and phoenix wing boring slammed together again with inertia.
Unlike the temptation at the beginning of the fight, this time both of them used more than eighty percent of their strength, while also extending the trajectory of their respective weapons and increasing inertia.
This kind of unfettered impact is the most fatal blow of a heavy blade, because it does not rely on moves, does not rely on skill, and purely relies on strength to crush it, which can not only quickly solve the battle, but also improve morale and strengthen the will to fight of your own soldiers.
"Click!"
Lu Bu's Fangtian painting halberd is made of impact steel, which is top-notch in terms of strength and toughness, but Yuwen Chengdu's phoenix wing boring is a product of the Sui Dynasty.
After being hit by a huge force, the small branch on the left side of the phoenix wing boring snapped in response, and the half-foot-long branch was suddenly knocked away, straight through the iron sheet on the top of the warehouse, and flew outside.
", hurry up and look for it, don't hurt the tourists!"
Li Yu hurriedly ran outside, looking for the blade according to the angle at which the twig flew out.
Li Shimin put away his mobile phone and taught like a little leader:
"Look at you, try to make trouble for Mr...... Alas, the reckless man is really reckless...... Hey, what are you doing? Let me go, the gentleman won't do anything! ”
Yuwen Chengdu threw the broken phoenix wing boring aside, picked up Li Shimin and put it on his shoulder, and followed him outside, looking for the small branch that was knocked away.
Lu Bu checked his Fang Tian painting halberd and found that the blade was intact, so he was relieved.
He looked up at the iron sheet that had been pierced above his head, and couldn't help but praise himself:
"The man is so good, it's really not good, he can't even bear the roof...... It's a pity that San'er is not here, otherwise he would definitely be holding my trouser leg at this time, crying and shouting for Dad! ”
Placing Fang Tian's halberd on the weapon rack, Lu Bu was just about to go out to help, when Qin Qiong yawned and appeared:
"Wenhou, have you got the oil?"
"Got it, are these big barrels enough? It's not enough, I'll get some later. ”
Qin Qiong looked at several large oil drums on the electric five wheels, and immediately said:
"Enough is enough, what about Brother Chengdu?"
"I'm in trouble, I'm going outside to make amends......"
Lu Bu said the whole story in a colorful voice, and Qin Qiong slapped his thigh in annoyance:
"I knew that there was such a wonderful fight, and the foolish brother wouldn't be over there to tell Brother Kuohai about Yuwen Chengdu, and he missed a once-in-a-lifetime show!"
As soon as he got up in the morning, Xiong Kuohai saw a photo with Yuwen Chengdu on his mobile phone, so he ran to Qin Qiong and asked who this young man was, and said that there was a royal gold medal, and I don't know who gave it.
Qin Qiong patiently helped this guy recall, but Xiong Kuohai scratched his head, and still had no impression.
Last night, he kept saying that he was an enemy for life, but now he forgot about Yuwen Chengdu.
"Brother Fool still has something to do over there, go back first, and send it over when the five rounds of electricity run out."
Qin Qiong was worried about the matter of Nanyang Pass, and rode back to the Sui and Tang dynasties.
Lu Bu came outside and saw Li Yu, Li Shimin and Yuwen Chengdu pulling on the grass behind the warehouse, and also looked for it with them.
But the half-foot-long sprig is undoubtedly looking for a needle in a haystack compared to the hillside.
When Li Yuzheng was sad, Daoist Shi Shiran came from a distance and was immediately arrested.
"Dog, a small branch on the phoenix wing boring has been knocked away, it seems to be in this area, hurry up and help find it."
"Huh?"
Brother Dao just came back, and now he just wants to go to the air-conditioned room to stick with the Hanfu ladies, but he doesn't want to pull the grass under the scorching sun.
But Li Yu's words made the unruly dog immediately become well-behaved:
"I've come up with another rule of the world."
The dog swooped into the grass and sniffed around like a police dog.
It didn't take long for this guy to make a "Wang" sound, attracting Li Yu to the past.
In the dense grass, the curved twig was half-inserted in the soil, and there were a lot of broken grass around it, which should have been cut off by the twig.
Li Yu picked it up and waved his hand at Lu Bu and the three people who were not far away.
The twigs are neatly incised, and under the gilded exterior, they exude an off-white metallic luster.
Lu Bu took it in his hand, looked at it and said:
"No wonder it's broken, the purity of the material of this thing is not good, but the gold plated on the outside is good, you can weld it tomorrow, do a repair, and use it as a handicraft."
Li Shimin disagreed:
"Get the gold down, according to the gold price in the real world, buy half a ton of impact steel, what kind of phoenix wing boring can't be made? There's no need to toss. ”
As soon as he heard this, Yuwen Chengdu patted his thigh:
"I knew that the gold medal was brought here, and it should be worth a lot of money if it was melted and sold."
Li Shimin put up his little hand and said:
"You still don't believe you stupid hats, if you don't melt, you will sell more, the things of our era are cultural relics here, the price is high, and it even feeds a lot of tomb robbers."
Yuwen Chengdu didn't have the same knowledge as this little boy, thinking that his armor and saddle were also inlaid with gold, and said to Li Yu:
"Sir, isn't it possible to make pure steel armor? How about I exchange my armor for a suit of modern steel? ”
Armor?
Li Yu thought of the value of Yuwen Chengdu's set of armor, and immediately said:
"Steel armor is too cheap, let's go back and get you a set of titanium alloy armor...... Do you want to be golden? ”
"No, it's too eye-catching, the color is low-key, and the same goes for weapons."
It's better this way, and you don't have to think about coloring.
"Then you'll be given a set of titanium alloy armor of primary color, plus a phoenix wing boring of the same color and matching gadgets."
Yuwen Chengdu's horse can carry a full set of armor weapons and bows and arrows and other equipment, and now it is replaced with titanium alloy armor, the weight is greatly reduced, and the embroidered spring knife, saber, bow and arrow, crossbow and other weapons can all be assembled, highlighting a full firepower coverage.
Li Shimin tilted his head and asked Yuwen Chengdu:
"You don't need gold? The name of the golden boring general is about to change hands. ”
"Change hands, change hands, I'm about to start a new life, and I won't be stuck in the rut of the past...... Little brat, I see you're familiar with this place, how about showing me around? ”
Li Shimin asked cautiously:
"You're not going to take me to a corner and kill me, are you?"
"If I wanted to kill you, I would have done it earlier, and I wouldn't have waited until now."
"Okay, then I'm tired of walking, you have to let me sit on your shoulder."
"Okay, no problem!"
Yuwen Chengdu agreed and walked forward.
Li Shimin stayed in place in a daze, not happy after the treacherous plan succeeded, but waved his fist in annoyance:
"Damn, I actually found the feeling of a brother in this reckless man...... If my eldest brother can do this to me, it doesn't hurt to give up the throne, anyway, I can settle in the real world, but it's a pity ......"
The little guy sighed, took two short legs, and went to chase Yuwen Chengdu.
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Today's 10,000 words have been completed, and on the last day of the month, ask for a monthly ticket, brothers!
(End of chapter)