Chapter 361: ...... from the Old Mother Assists! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
Chapter 362: ...... from the Old Mother Assists! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
Xu Huang looked up at the sky, picked up the walkie-talkie, tuned to the public channel, and gave the order:
"Everyone eats a compressed biscuit, rests for half an hour, and then follows the order of the drill, attack Wancheng from the collapsed city wall, and take the entire city as soon as possible."
After the order was given, the army hidden in the woods behind them began to distribute compressed biscuits, and everyone ate them with water bladders, no need to light a fire, no need to bury the pot to cook, the whole meal process was quiet and fast.
Taking advantage of the meal, Xun Chen began to assign tasks to the drone team:
"We must extinguish the fire on the tower of the city gate as soon as possible, so as not to raise wolf smoke, and in addition, we must pay close attention to the movements of all enemy troops in the city, so as to avoid our soldiers being ambushed in street fighting."
"Whoa!"
When everyone was gearing up to attack, Lu Bu drove through Tongguan, and just as he was about to continue moving forward, he saw Zhao Yun, who had a white horse and a silver spear, leading a cavalry squad to gallop from the front.
"Zilong!"
Lu Bu parked the car on the side of the road, jumped out of the car wearing sunglasses, and Zhao Yun quickly tightened the reins, turned over and dismounted to salute:
"Meet General Fengxian!"
"Zilong, please get up quickly, I heard that you joined, I came from Bingzhou in the starry night, and I didn't dare to close my eyes all the way......"
This guy is about to turn "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" upside down, and he knows very well what Zhao Yun eats the most, and he also asked netizens on the real-world Q&A website for advice on how to deal with Zhao Yun.
Now that I see Zilong, I naturally want to smash those words out to brush up my favorability!
Without the big-eared thief, Zilong is the daughter-in-law of our old Lu family!
"Let General Fengxian miss it so much, Yun Zhi's fault is also!"
Zhao Yun is very happy, the dignified hussar general doesn't have any fights, and he is still giggling with himself like he did during the Tiger Prison Pass, such a person is too worth following.
The two chatted for a while, Lu Bu picked up the car walkie-talkie, contacted Jia Xu through the Tongguan relay station, and told him that he had met Zhao Yun.
"The fight has started over there in Wancheng, I have to go over as soon as possible, Zilong, when you arrive in Chang'an, just go directly to Mr. Wenhe, he and His Majesty have already arranged everything...... By the way, what about your family? ”
Zhao Yun arched his hand and said:
"Yun originally planned to meet His Majesty first, and then pick up his brother and younger sister after he came out, I heard that General Gao said that he was about to attack Hedong, and it was not too late to wait for the end of the war."
Lu Bu pointed to his car and said:
"When the time comes, I will ask Wei Xu or Cheng Lian to drive with you, and come back immediately after picking up someone, so as not to cause any extraneous branches."
In the romance, Zhao Yun's eldest brother died not long after the battle of Tiger Pass, and during Zhao Yun's return home to mourn and guard filial piety, Gongsun Zan was destroyed by Yuan Shao, and General Chang Sheng had nowhere to go, until he met the embarrassed Liu Bei, and the pair of monarchs and ministers were able to continue their relationship.
lv bu says:
"This time I go to Wancheng, I will ask people to find Hua Tuo's whereabouts, and when your eldest brother comes, let Hua Tuo check his body properly."
"Thank you Wenhou, Yun is grateful!"
Zhao Yun's eldest brother has not been in good health, if Lu Bu can really ask the divine doctor to help, it will naturally be better.
Hua Tuo and Zhang Zhongjing are both people of this era, Zhang Zhongjing even served as a Changsha Taishou, and when the time comes, they will get Chang'an to open a medical school, and strive to train more grassroots medical staff.
The two chatted for a while, and then they said goodbye, and Lu Bu also deliberately used the walkie-talkie to contact Zhang He, asking Tongguan to prepare a meal and receive Zilong well.
Continuing to move forward, Lu Bu soon caught up with the army supporting Wancheng.
Hou Cheng, who was in charge of the cavalry, also took a ride, but in the end he was kicked off by Lu Bu, and asked him to lead the cavalry to break away from the infantry sequence and go first, and meet Pang De at Mianchi, and then go straight to Wancheng.
Although the cavalry cannot participate in the defense of the city, they can clean up Yuan Shu's siege army, and even combine the inside and outside to counter-encircle, giving Skeletron a surprise.
When it was dark, Lu Bu turned on the headlights on the car and continued to move forward.
Wancheng on the other side was already in a scuffle at this time.
The imperial army in the early 10,000s entered Wancheng from many gaps in the north, west, and east of the city, and quickly cleaned up the defenders here.
Then, the hanging cans of the firefighting drones were removed and replaced with loudspeakers, and the city repeatedly publicized that the imperial army had arrived, and all the people stayed at home first and did not go out.
In order to increase the people's sense of identity, Xun Chen specially arranged for the locals of Wancheng to shout.
As for the enemy generals who defended the city, some of them fled, some were killed, and the rest wisely chose to surrender.
Yuan Shu was already unpopular, coupled with the tyrannical conquest in Nanyang, which had already aroused public indignation, and these soldiers also had a lot of complaints.
Soon, Yuan Shu's family members were arrested and temporarily put in prison, and the protégés and members of the Yuan family in Huainan were detained and denied the opportunity to conspire against them.
After arranging these, Xu Huang gave an order:
"Except for the defenders of the city, all the soldiers used woven bags to fill the gaps in the city walls overnight, and if there were not enough building materials, they would tear down the uninhabited houses in the city and fill the gaps in the walls as soon as possible."
With the help of real-world technology and equipment, it is not a big problem to capture the defenseless Wancheng.
But if you want to defend, it is a bit difficult, it is getting late now, and it is easy to cause trouble when mobilizing the people, Xu Huang plans to open the granary tomorrow, mobilize the masses with food, and then use the way of work for relief, calling on the people to join in the work of repairing the city wall.
As for the big families in the city, they use drones to probe one by one, either hand over half of the grain, or have their homes raided, they should know very well how to choose.
If there is enough time, it is necessary to hold several grievance meetings in the city, arrange a few trusts in advance, and complain more about Yuan Shu's cruelty and ruthlessness, so as to mobilize the emotions of the people.
While Xu Huang was commanding the army outside, Xun Chen sat in the room of the Taishou Mansion, carefully planning the plan of action for the next few days, and even made an emergency plan that Lu Bu would not be able to catch up within ten days.
In the real-world scenic area, Li Yu watched the whole process through the broadcast of his old mother, and said with some emotion:
"I didn't expect Wancheng to be taken down so easily."
Niangniang shared another picture in his mind, on the vast plain, a large army carrying truckloads of grain, heading towards Wancheng.
The military flag was printed with a huge "Yuan" character, and it was clear that this was Yuan Shu's troops looting grain.
"In less than two days, this army will be able to reach Wancheng...... Do you need Zhang Daoling to remind Xu Huang of them? ”
"So reminding Lao Zhang that he will be contaminated with cause and effect, right? Forget it, in two days, even if Lu Bu pedals his bicycle, he can rush to Wancheng, as long as he arrives, all problems can be solved. ”
Let mortals handle the affairs of the world...... Li Yu got up and prepared to go back to the homestay:
"Mom, if you want to eat, just say it, I'll let Gui Ying bring it over."
"Everyone has married a daughter-in-law and forgot about his mother, I didn't expect you to be a stinky boy, but you haven't forgotten my mother...... Fry some sweet potato balls for me, fry them and send them while they're hot, and I'll give them to Yunxiao to taste. ”
Li Yu smiled helplessly and said:
"Mom, can you go to our house without seeing a pretty girl?"
"My son is excellent, what's wrong with a few more wives? If you don't want to, I can change my son. ”
Li Yu: "......"
Let me bear the hardship and tiredness alone, and there is no need to trouble others.
Thinking of Yunxiao, Li Yu realized that Zishou hadn't been here for a long time, and asked curiously:
"What's going on with the world of the gods?"
Niangniang didn't speak, and directly shared a picture in his mind, in the farmland outside Chaoge City, there was a bumper harvest of corn, and Zi Shouzheng and the people were transporting bundles of corn stalks out of the field.
Everyone's face was filled with the joy of the harvest, and even Wen Zhong, who was not smiling, was working with the people at this time, enjoying the happiness brought by the harvest.
In the farmland in the distance, Wu Wenhua was barefoot, dragging a plough with sixteen ploughshares, running around the field to plow the land.
When the autumn ploughing is over, it's time to plant winter wheat in preparation for a bumper harvest next year.
The abundant harvest of grain will bring about the emancipation of the productive forces, which in turn will indirectly promote the progress of civilization, and the emancipation of slaves will gradually enter the implementation link.
As soon as the picture turned, the field scenery in my mind turned into a clean and tidy courtyard, with vegetable patches in the yard and all kinds of common vegetables in the real world planted here.
In the middle of the vegetable field, a woman wearing a pure white Hanfu is using a spell to tidy up the vegetable field, she is beautiful, her skin is fair, and she has a dusty and noble temperament between her eyebrows and eyes, which makes people feel guilty that it is blasphemy to look at it more.
Just looking, the woman raised her head slightly puzzled, perhaps feeling the breath of the mother, the originally slightly frowning brows suddenly opened, and a quiet smile appeared on her face.
At this moment, Li Yu felt that his heart had melted.
"Mom, are you beautifying?"
"No, that's what the clouds look like...... Hurry up to the croquettes, I'm still waiting to invite Yunxiao to eat, if she doesn't like it, see how I clean you up. ”
Li Yu: "......"
You arranged Yunxiao for me with such fanfare, just to satisfy your wish to be a mother-in-law, right?
Li Yu strolled away from the scenic spot, steamed some sweet potatoes first, and then called Professor Zhou with a little weakness:
"Daughter-in-law, I want to be good!"
"Xiao Cicada and I will go back tomorrow, you are obedient at the homestay, don't bully Gui Ying."
"Oh, got it."
Hanging up the phone, Li Yu was just about to go upstairs, Mu Guiying appeared with a stainless steel basin, obviously, she already knew that she wanted to fry sweet potato balls, and she deliberately picked a big basin.
"The sweet potatoes haven't been steamed yet, you have to wait a little longer to fry them, what else do you want to eat, I'll make it for you."
We don't know how to express our love, so we can only make delicious food, but fortunately Gui Ying eats this set.
Mu Guiying thought about it and asked to eat fried things like small twist flowers.
With the mother here, she doesn't have to worry about getting fat, she can eat openly.
Li Yu was idle, so he made her a lot of delicious food, and when the sweet potato balls were fried, he specially boiled some syrup and poured it on the freshly fried meatballs.
"Wow, it's delicious just looking at it!"
Mu Guiying straightened the chef's hat on his head, picked up one with chopsticks and fed it to Li Yu, and then filled another one into his mouth:
"Wow, it's super delicious, I'll send it to Master first, and I'll take a photo of Sister Yunxiao when I have the opportunity, so as not to hurt my queen mother and ...... lovesickness."
Li Yu ate the balls and felt the need to emphasize the family style and family rules.
But thinking of this girl's flying knife, forget it, as a big man, it's nothing to let your own woman ridicule her.
He left some food, and let Mu Guiying take the rest away.
These foods were soon placed on the tables of the Virgin Mary from all walks of life under the escort of Zhang Daoling, the first food delivery person in the Three Realms, and Li's cooking skills were well received by the gods.
In the underworld, the pale-faced Houtu Niangniang tasted the food made by her godson, and asked Jizo to divide it among the immortals of the Yin Si and the Chenghuang system:
"My godson said that sweetness is the taste of happiness, and you can taste it in Jizo."
"The little monk is determined to relieve the suffering of sentient beings, and when he eats this delicacy, he is worried that he will wear out his mind."
"If you eat sweet in the world, you know that all living beings are bitter, if you don't experience the taste of sweetness, how can you save all living beings?"
Hou Tu Niangniang's words made Jizo very moved, he tasted a sweet potato ball full of syrup, and soon entered a state of concentration.
When she opened her eyes again, she asked:
"What do you see?"
"The little monk saw the contented smiles of the people, understood the essence of contentment, and also knew how to blindly remove [bitter], why not add more [sweet], thank you Niangniang!"
Hou Tu Niang smiled lightly:
"You have lived in the underworld for a long time, and you are in contact with the suffering of the world, and you need some sweetness to neutralize it, so that you can develop in harmony...... After a while, you will be able to walk freely in the world and learn more about people's livelihood. My godson said that the fireworks in the world are the most soothing to the hearts of mortals, in fact, this also applies to the gods. ”
"Thank you Niangniang, thank you Li Shengzi!"
"Go and bring them something to eat, tell Cui Jue, and add ten years to the life span of that Zhiyuan Zen Master."
"Obey the law!"
Jizo bowed respectfully, took the remaining balls and food and left the Tuniang Cave Mansion, and went to give everyone benefits.
As soon as he left, the figure of the Buddha appeared in the main hall:
"Niangniang, do you think Jizo can inherit the Buddha's position?"
Hou Tu Niang nodded:
"The wisdom is deep-rooted, and he can indeed serve as a Buddha, but the foundation in the world is still shallow, and there is still a lot of Tibetan temples to be built...... Will Maitreya agree? ”
"The poor monk will deal with it, please don't worry about it!"
After speaking, Rulai's figure shook and disappeared in place.
Water Margin said that in the Yue world, Zen Master Zhiyuan, who was closing his eyes to recuperate, soon felt that his physical state had recovered a lot, and at the same time heard the oracle of the Buddha again:
"Build a Jizo temple and increase the incense of Jizo."
Zhiyuan saluted silently:
"The little monk obeys the order!"
After speaking, he opened his eyes, recalled the voice that appeared in his brain just now, and silently recited the Buddhist scriptures, then got up and left the meditation room and found Lu Zhishen:
"Zhishen, build a Tibetan temple in the temple, and I will personally preside over the affairs of the temple."
Lu Zhishen touched his big round head:
"The host of the palace is so tired, don't follow the blind mixing, what if there is a mistake?"
Zhiyuan didn't pay attention to him, but explained to himself:
"The Buddha wants to increase the incense of Jizo, and from today, the title of Jizo King Bodhisattva will be changed to Jizo Buddha...... In a few days, I will go to Wutai Mountain to discuss some things with your master and uncle, and leave the Jimin Temple to you, don't turn me into a bandit's den. ”
"Don't worry, uncle, I will never lead them to drink wine and eat meat."
Zhiyuan: "......"
I'll just talk to you more!
In the B&B restaurant, Li Yu was eating water noodles, and Zhao Dahu walked in with a silver spear on his shoulder:
"Haha, Zhao Zilong's bright silver gun is ready, the whole body is impacted with steel, and the moire decoration is also added to the barrel, which can effectively prevent slipping, and the tip of the gun has increased sharpness and blood groove, which is sharper, and the wound is not easy to heal...... I'm designing a silver helmet and silver armor that is the same color as this thing, and I'll give you a set at half price. ”
Good guy, when it comes to the people of your old Zhao family, you are so energetic, people in Yuwen Chengdu have been queuing for several days and turn a blind eye, right?
Li Yu looked at this retro-style modern spear and felt that it was really in line with Zhao Yun's temperament.
When Zilong arrived in Chang'an, he asked Liu Xie to reward him to increase General Changsheng's sense of identity with the imperial court.
Zhao Dahu put the spear aside, and hurriedly went to serve the noodles and started eating, and after the water, the noodles were poured with fried diced pork and marinade, not to mention that it was more enjoyable to eat.
After eating and drinking, Zhao Dahu went back with a cigarette in his mouth without waiting for urging, and began to design Zhao Zilong's armor.
Yuwen Chengdu said enviously:
"Zhao Zilong has a lot of fans among the people, a lover is so attentive, if you want to tell him that he is used by Zhao Yun himself, this big tiger brother is afraid that he will be even more excited, right?"
Li Yu smiled:
"You must know that Zhao Yun uses it, he should really be able to make the AK47 out."
Zhao Zilong has countless fans in the real world, and if there is a chance to help him, every Chinese person will be excited, and even at all costs.
After the meal, Mu Guiying came to the real world with a full burp.
"Do you want to have some more noodles made at noon?"
Mu Guiying waved his hand:
"I can't eat anything else, I asked the master to help eliminate it, and she actually asked me to come to you, saying that you won't feel bad if you rub your belly a few times, is it really fake? Would you do this? ”
Li Yu coughed dryly, and tried his best to help the old mother lie from a scientific point of view:
"Rubbing the stomach can increase gastric motility and promote digestion, which does have this effect, but the most important thing is not to overeat, which is not good for the body."
As soon as Mu Guiying heard that it worked, she pulled Li Yu to room 202, then lay down on the bed, lifted the short-sleeved placket up, and let Li Yu try it.
Li Yu put his hand on her smooth and delicate belly and gently rubbed it a few times:
"How does it feel?"
"I don't feel anything, you rub it a few more times."
Li Yu caught a glimpse of this girl wearing royal blue underwear, which made her skin even fairer.
He didn't dare to be uneasy, so he had to adjust his breathing, and helped Mu Guiying rub her stomach for more than ten minutes, and when she was no longer uncomfortable, he put down her clothes:
"You lie down and rest for a while, don't drink water, wait until you have digested it."
"Oh...... Next, shouldn't you kiss me? ”
Li Yu: ???????????
Are you playing some kind of trick to get away with?
He asked, somewhat inexplicably:
"Who gave you the idea?"
Mu Guiying couldn't hide something in her heart:
"Li Fengyang's dead girl taught me, she said that if you rub your stomach, you will secretly take advantage of me, and you will kiss me when you are done, and even press me on the bed, and the result is ...... You really rubbed my stomach for ten minutes, what chief of staff, you can be foolish! ”
Good guys, you have a relationship and a group of strategists, right?
With your behavior of throwing knives at every turn, I have to be more decent no matter how beastly I am.
But since Empress Mu has brought it up, if you don't kiss it, it seems a bit of a beast...... Thinking of this, Li Yu bent down and kissed Mu Guiying's forehead:
"It's not uncomfortable to sleep in your stomach, I'll go out first, you are obedient."
Mu Guiying, who had intimate contact with the opposite sex for the first time, blushed, shyly covered her head with a quilt, and muttered:
"Thank you...... Thank you, husband! ”
(End of chapter)