Chapter 59: If I can do it, I can send it to you
"Anyway, can you not be like you haven't seen a girl all day long, and everyone you see is the best."
Ye Tian couldn't stop giving him a blank look. But the speed of the car has slowed down.
"Cut, and say me, you yourself are not looking at it intently, oops, be careful, go to the ditch."
Zhang Liang was about to refute, but found that as the car passed by, Ye Tian's eyes did not take his eyes off, and he quickly exclaimed.
Ye Tian came back to his senses and hurriedly pinched the brakes.
But his eyes followed the Audi car away.
"Hey, Brother Tian, come back to your senses! I don't know why you're embarrassed to say me, I don't want to appreciate it, sigh, you really can't take your eyes off it. ”
There was no danger, Zhang Liang suddenly became interested and ridiculed.
As far as he knows about Ye Tian, this guy will definitely not take a second look at other things except for money, especially women!
In Ye Tian's words: "Women, it will only affect the speed at which I make money." ”
But today, he is obsessed with it to this extent.
It is undeniable that the back just now is definitely top-notch, but it won't make a straight man like Ye Tian have such a big reaction, right?
Ye Tian didn't seem to hear Zhang Liang's jokes at all.
Still looking at the direction where the car disappeared for a long time, he turned his head a little lost, then shook his head and muttered.
"Impossible......"
"What can't be? Do you know that beauty, Brother Tian? ”
"I don't know, I recognized the wrong person!"
Ye Tian looked at Zhang Liang's burning gossip soul. No more words of decisiveness.
With a pinch of the accelerator, it stopped at the door of the old house.
"You're a kid again, why are you here again!"
As soon as the car stopped, Ye Tian heard a scolding.
I saw the old man on the steps staring at Zhang Liang with an unhappy face, and his eyes were glaring at the boss.
"Hey, uncle, have you eaten!"
Zhang Liang seemed to be accustomed to the other party's tone, got out of the car with a smile, and greeted the other party very well.
"What does it matter to you whether you eat or not, didn't you tell you very clearly yesterday, I don't rent this house, I don't rent any money, why don't you understand?"
"Then uncle, you said that you don't want money, what do you want, as long as you say it, I will do it for you."
"it, do you kid have a problem with your brain, my house is so close to the garbage dump, don't you smell it? What are you renting for? ”
"Well, of course it's my use. Uncle, you have a hundred hearts, I definitely don't rent it for any illegal purposes. ”
Zhang Liang's eyes rolled, but he didn't dare to tell the other party that it was used to raise cockroaches.
Otherwise, any normal person would not dare to rent out the house. Not to mention such a stubborn old man.
"Okay, don't tell me anything about what to do or not, no matter what you do, I can't agree."
After speaking, Uncle Lu was too lazy to talk nonsense with Zhang Liang again.
He turned around and went into the house.
Zhang Liang hurriedly gave Ye Tian a look.
Taking advantage of the fact that the uncle turned around and wanted to close the door, he rushed inside cheekily.
Aware of the movements of the two men. The uncle's face was furious.
"You two, what do you want to do? Do you want to bully me, a lonely old man? ”
"Don't get me wrong, uncle, we really don't mean that, but we really need your house to have something."
Seeing that the uncle was angry, Ye Tian hurriedly raised his hand, indicating that he was definitely not a messy person.
Zhang Liang also smiled bitterly and raised his hand.
"Uncle, we are both students of Tongcheng University, and we want to engage in research and entrepreneurship, can you always think about it, I can guarantee that as long as you are willing to rent it to us, even if you want to live in a villa, I will rent a set for you, which is not more comfortable than living in your house?"
"Who scarces your villa!"
Old man Lu snorted coldly, completely unmoved.
"Then what you rare, I'll get you anything."
Zhang Liang was not discouraged at all, and continued to smile and smile.
"Heh, it's not a big person, but the tone is not small, ask me what I want, I want you to level the garbage dump behind, can you do it? As long as you can do it, this house, including the factory building at the back, let alone rent, is no problem to give it to you for free. ”
"Junkyard? Flat? Uh, uncle, do you want to hear what you're talking about......"
Zhang Liang swallowed his saliva and couldn't laugh or cry.
"Wasn't it pretty awesome just now? Can't you do everything, now cowardly? ”
"No, uncle, your condition is too outrageous, this garbage dump has been piled up in Tongcheng for many years, not to mention us personally, even if it is the Authority, there is no way to take it."
"Anyway, I have this condition, I can do it, if I can't, don't waste my saliva here."
The uncle smiled coldly.
He sat back down at the table, picked up his long beard and teased it in the vessel.
Ye Tian and the others glanced at each other, and they both had a headache.
Just as he was hesitating how to continue to persuade, a few loud insect cries suddenly sounded in his ears.
Looking down, the voice came from the utensils in front of the uncle.
Ye Tian's eyes blinked, and he took a few steps closer to look inside.
I saw that there were two crickets in the vessel, and under the plucking of the uncle's long beard, the crickets began to bite each other while chirping.
But after only a moment, the two crickets stopped and retreated.
The uncle frowned and continued to use his long beard to tease the tentacles of the two crickets.
Soon, the crickets were fighting together again.
But after a few seconds, they retreated again.
"Waste wood, it's all waste wood!"
After several teases failed to make the crickets fight to the death.
The uncle's angry long beard was thrown away, and he scolded in his mouth, then raised his head, and looked at Ye Tian and the two of them even more unhappy, obviously angry.
Seeing the other party's appearance, Ye Tian, who was already having a headache how to persuade him, felt a sudden burst in his heart.
The brain was racing, and then the voice was decisive.
"Uncle, what kind of cricket are you, such garbage!"
When the words fell, Uncle Lu's spell casting was interrupted instantly, but the anger on his face was even stronger.
"Boy, don't open the yellow tongue if you don't understand? Litter? Do you know what kind of crickets I have? Dare you call it rubbish? ”
Ye Tian sneered.
"No matter what kind of cricket it is, it can't even fight, what kind of good cricket can it be?"
"Fart, you kid, don't think I don't know what you're thinking, I just heard me say it's scrap, you want to follow my words, want to please me? Smart! Do you know why Lao Tzu's two crickets can't fight? Because they are all insect kings, compared with ordinary crickets, in addition to strong combat effectiveness, the most important thing is to be smart, knowing that the two sides are equal, and once they fight to the death, they will definitely lose both. That's why I won't fight! ”
Old man Lu explained proudly.
"Then the question is, since you can't win the other party, why is it called the insect king, shouldn't the insect king be the most powerful? According to your old saying, knowing how to avoid evil is the king of insects, so I can also call it the king of insects if I catch one on the side of the road. If you can't beat it, don't you fight, isn't that the instinct of creatures? ”