Chapter 395: Sky Green Star Yang Xiong! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
"What does the Taoist mean is that Xiao Ke wants to fake his death and leave?"
Chai Jin is very smart, when he heard Qiao Daoqing talk about death, he immediately thought of a way to fake his death and get out, otherwise he, the royal family of the former dynasty, would leave the fiefdom rashly, and the court would never give up.
Qiao Daoqing asked:
"Are Chai officials willing to give up their current identity?"
"I am willing, like a bird in a cage, if I can fly high, I will not miss this opportunity!"
For others, the identity of the royal family represents the wealth and prosperity of the royal family, but for the people of the Chai family, it is like a shackle.
Every move is watched, there is no freedom, everything you say has to be careful, and you are a marionette.
When Chan gave up the throne, the Chai family was still a big family, but in Chai Jin's generation, the main vein of the Chai family was only Chai Jin.
Now that there is a chance to break free from this cage, Chai Jin is overjoyed:
"Dare to ask Dao Chief, how to implement it?"
In the end, even Zhao Ji couldn't stand it anymore, and specially sent a holy decree to warn Chai Jin to be frugal and thrifty, and not to smear the face of the ancestors of the Chai family.
Regarding Chai Jin's letter, Zhao Ji didn't even believe in a single stroke, but if he didn't believe it, as long as the people of the Chai family cried poor, they had to prepare these money, food and materials.
For Qiao Daoqing, who is proficient in illusion, this matter is quite simple:
Chai Jin didn't have any henchmen, and in the past, his personality was so bad that no one looked down on him, so he had the nickname of Little Whirlwind.
"I got a good wine today, go and invite the Cangzhou prefect, Fu Yin, the capital supervisor and other officials, let them all come to the manor to participate in the banquet, Cangzhou officials of all sizes can not be absent, which one does not give me Chai Jin's face, just wait to be impeached!"
"But Pengju didn't come with him, otherwise these things can be sent to the real world, Mr. likes it very much."
Since death in public, it is necessary to increase the weight of bystanders.
Dying in front of the public can definitely cause shock, and scolding Gao Yu angrily is to tell the world that Gao Yu was framed and died.
When they were chatting about the same, the three of them got up and left the table, Chai Jin pulled Qiao Daoqing and Shi Xiu and said:
"Don't worry, Xiao Ke will definitely think about it."
When he turned back and was resurrected, he could just pick up the coffin or blow up the grave directly, and Qiao Daochang would make another earth-shattering appearance.
"I hit it off with the two of you at first sight, and tonight we will talk by candle and night, and we will talk until we are old!"
After more than half a year of tossing, now the Chai family manor has become an empty shell and can leave at any time.
After changing his identity, Qiao Daoqing also deliberately chatted with Chai Jin for a while to learn Chai Jin's way of speaking and tone.
Who let the ancestors rob someone else's throne?
Chai Jin respectfully received the order, and then wrote a letter on the spot for the eunuch to take back, saying that the family really couldn't open the pot, and asked His Majesty to allocate some money and food, and by the way, another hundred and eighty pieces of silk to make a dress.
When Liu Bei and the Great Song Dynasty confronted each other, they would resurrect on the spot and reprimand Zhao Ji's family for being wolf-hearted and dog-hearted, the effect would be even more sensational, and it could greatly hit the legitimacy of the Zhao Song royal family.
Since he and Liu Bei fell asleep and had a heart-to-heart relationship, Chai Jin's pattern has opened, and his vision is high, and he looks down on those flies and dogs in the manor.
Chai Jin glued his beard, his hair was scattered, and he changed into a robe.
"This kind of wine vessel is nothing, and I will have the opportunity to find a better ...... in the future It's a pity that I can't go to the real world, otherwise Xiao Ke would have to go over and pay homage sincerely and listen to Mr.'s teachings......"
After going back and forth like this, the property was transferred away, and Chai Jin also fell into the name of a loser.
The method of transfer is also very clever, the Qilin Village sent people over, pretending to be a good man, Chai Jin naturally entertained with good wine and food, and then at first sight, he gave a large amount of gold and silver or valuables that were not easy to realize.
After the order, "Chai Jin" asked the housekeeper of the manor to invite all the gentry and heads of Cangzhou to come over, and they would not return home if they were not drunk at noon.
The reason why he did not scold the Zhao Song royal family or Huizong was mainly to prepare for the future.
Qiao Daoqing waved his hand:
"You can go there, but you can't come back if you go, you either settle in the real world or go to another world...... Chai Daguan went undercover this time, and he happened to think about it, seeing whether to stay and follow the emperor's uncle to make contributions, or leave here and find a new direction. ”
Qiao Daoqing was not polite, changed into a set of brocade clothes, and soon became Chai Jin's appearance.
It won't be long before the money and food will appear in the treasury of Qilin Village, and some rare knick-knacks will be sent to the real world and stored in the vault.
With the prefect and others as witnesses, the court will be much more relieved, and at most reprimand two sentences of poor supervision.
Chai Jin waved his hand and said:
Chai Jin put down his wine glass and arched his hand at Qiao Daoqing:
"Everything has a long way to go!"
After speaking, he staggered and pulled Shi Xiu and Qiao Daoqing to the backyard where he lived, and also took out his clothes for the two to choose.
Shi Xiu touched the gold-inlaid jade wine glass in his hand and said regretfully:
Since meeting Liu Guanzhang in the spring, Chai Jin began to buy horses and secretly transferred the family property that was difficult to realize to Qilin Village.
Even the dead were resurrected and angrily reprimanded the emperor of the current dynasty, indicating that Zhao Song was indeed virtuous.
After a night, Qiao Daoqing officially entered the role of Chai Jin, and Chai Jin, who was dressed in a Taoist robe, carried the dust and looked at his yard like a bystander.
If he faked his death in front of the blind liuzi in the rivers and lakes, the imperial court would most likely send someone over, and even open the coffin for an autopsy to confirm that Chai Jin was dead, not escaped.
The clothes he is wearing now are still saved by his uncle Chai Huangcheng when he was young, and he swaggers through the market every day, which really damages the dignity of the Great Song Dynasty.
"After tonight, I will start pretending to be you, invite all the guests and friends to have a banquet tomorrow, vomit blood during the banquet, and then point my finger at Tokyo, and scold Gao Yu to death."
Qiao Daoqing wiped his face, and a brand-new Qiao Daoqing appeared.
"Chai Daguan try not to speak tomorrow, just watch quietly, and when I pretend to vomit blood and die, you can take advantage of the chaos to leave, don't worry about me, I will get out before the coffin is put into the ground."
As far as Qiao Daoqing's ability is concerned, he will not use illusion again at the step of entering the coffin, and let everyone nail a phantom into the coffin.
After arranging these things, he personally urged the people of the manor to kill pigs and sheep, and began to prepare lunch.
Not far away, Shi Xiu said with some regret:
"The huge manor, if you say it's scrapped, it's scrapped, don't you feel distressed?"
Chai Jin swung the dust:
"What you see is the manor, what I see is the fan cage, and now you can finally let the birds fly in the sky, and the sea is wide and the fish jumps, and finally get rid of this cage."
Like an outsider, he observed his estate.
It was found that many people's hands and feet were not clean, such as the slaughtering of sheep, who killed a total of five sheep, but they hid six hind legs.
There is more pork, and half of the meat will be hidden and either sold or smuggled home.
As for wine vessels and the like, there are also many people who put them in their arms, and they almost couldn't hold back when they saw Chai Jin several times:
"I've been good enough with my subordinates, but they're insatiable, no wonder I've always heard that some house slaves will be beaten to death, it's really not enough to be greedy."
"Normal, the cook doesn't steal, the grain doesn't harvest, this world is already mixed, mud and sand, look at it."
Shi Xiu comforted him and asked him to prepare six fast horses, feed them with good concentrate, and tie them to the door of the backyard to facilitate escape.
If it weren't for the fear of being too conspicuous, and the fact that they needed to cross several rivers to go to Zhending Mansion, Shi Xiu and Qiao Daoqing would have driven Liu Bei's wrangler to pick up firewood.
However, with the blessing of fast horses, it is not a big problem to leave Cangzhou in a short time.
As long as they leave Cangzhou, the three of them don't have to hurry up.
Soon, when noon came, the celebrities of Cangzhou Mansion arrived one after another, and "Chai Jin" stood at the door to greet him, warmly polite with everyone, and from time to time lowered his voice and said a few words of confidant.
"Qiao Daoqing", who was not far away, looked at this scene and said with a smile:
"I don't want Qiao Daochang to understand people so well, but I, now that I have jumped out, I find that my knowledge is shallow, and there is no merit in interpersonal relationships."
I couldn't see it in that position before, but now as a spectator, I realized that the people in the manor would only be false and polite, sucking blood as much as possible like flies and insects.
When the prefect came over with a group of heavyweight officials, the banquet officially began.
"Chai Jin" said a bunch of flowery polite words, welcomed everyone to come, and toasted one by one.
When the atmosphere of the banquet reached its warmest, he picked up his wine glass, and was just about to say some more toasts, when he suddenly opened his mouth and vomited a large pool of blood, and the officials present were immediately startled.
"Hurry up and call the healer!"
"What's wrong with you, Chai Daguan?"
"Why did you vomit blood?"
“……”
"Chai Jin" collapsed to the ground, just wanted to say something more, but it was another mouthful of blood, and then tremblingly pointed in the direction of Kaifeng, and said with all his strength:
"High ...... Gao Yu, I ...... I'm a ghost...... Neither...... Leave you alone! ”
After saying that, he convulsed and died of exhaustion.
Everyone present: "......"
What did I rely on to get involved in the imperial court's conspiracy against the royal family of the previous dynasty?
Why is it Gao Yu Gao Taiwei, does he have any holiday with Chai Daguan?
Damn, come over for a drink, why are you doing this?
The prefect's face was full of black lines, he wanted to take a sip of wine to suppress the shock, and he was worried that he was also poisoned in the wine, so he had to put down the wine glass and get up to stabilize the situation.
Since you have caught up with this kind of thing, you can only handle it as well as possible, so as not to set yourself on fire.
Damn, I know that this kind of wine involving the royal family of the previous dynasty is not so delicious, I hope the court will not hold grudges, otherwise don't think about promotion in the future.
The prefect put away his thoughts and said to the governor:
"Send someone in quickly, everyone in Chai Mansion must be strictly interrogated, and the real murderer of the poison must be caught...... Passed on the work, and came to inspect the corpse of the Chai official. ”
was arranging, Shi Xiu in the corner suddenly said:
"What is the reason why you killed Chai Daguan and still want to occupy his family property?"
When many subordinates who relied on Chai to eat and drink to make money, they immediately became angry, flipped the table and scolded people, suspecting that the poison was caused by these officials, and the two sides quarreled like this.
And the instigator Shi Xiu sneaked to the back door with Chai Jin and ran away on horseback.
Before leaving, Shi Xiu didn't forget to go to the kitchen to pack a lot of food.
"If you learn from Shi Dalang, you must bring food with you at any time, otherwise you will be hungry."
Chai Jin has never been hungry since he was a child, and he thinks it is very novel:
"Isn't it okay to buy two with silver?"
"In case you can't go to the village or the store, or if the money is lost, won't you be blind, it's better to bring some and be prepared!"
Soon after the two left, Qiao Daoqing's voice came from the walkie-talkie on Shi Xiu's body:
"Look at the meaning here, it will probably be in the coffin before dark, you leave Cangzhou to find a place to rest first, and I will go to meet you when I am done."
"Okay, Dao Chief, be careful, don't be nailed in the coffin by them."
"I'm sitting on the beams of the house, and I can't nail it in."
Leaving Cangzhou City, Shi Xiu and Chai Jin walked twenty miles west and rested in a temple on a mound, which was built by Chai Jin with donations, but he didn't expect it to come in handy now.
"Distinguished guests, please have a meal!"
Although the host of the temple was curious that the Taoist priest actually entered the Buddhist temple, for some reason, he always felt that the two people were very cordial, so he hurriedly served tea and poured water, and asked the little novice to prepare a table of sumptuous meals.
Shi Xiu naturally wouldn't be polite, and sat down to eat.
However, Chai Jin felt that it was not very decent, so he deliberately went to the merit box of the front store and stuffed two ingots of silver, and then began to eat.
Although it was a vegetarian meal, it tasted good, and the little novice in the temple also led the horses of the two to the backyard, fed them with essence and water, and took good care of them.
After eating and drinking, the two sat at the gate of the temple and waited for Qiao Daoqing, and then saw a man wearing a hat staggering towards the temple gate, and when he was about to arrive, his body was crooked and he fell to the ground.
Chai Jin subconsciously wanted to save people, but was stopped by Shi Xiu:
"Don't worry, don't worry, I heard Pengju say, there is a kind of behavior in the real world called touching porcelain, that is, deliberately lying on the ground to blackmail, I think this person is majestic, wait a minute, in case it is blackmail, it will definitely not be long to lie down."
Chai Jin opened his mouth:
"What if he's really injured or sick?"
"That's not related to us, I heard that Luo Zhenren of Erxian Mountain has lived for more than five hundred years, do the big officials know why he lives so long?"
"Why?"
"It's just that I don't care about so much idleness."
Chai Jin: "......"
Shi Xiu, you are really showy!
However, seeing a big living person lying on the ground, and the two had no intention of chatting, although Shi Xiu said not to be nosy, he still couldn't suppress his curiosity and strode over.
When I got closer, I found that this person was a little familiar:
"Brother Yang?"
Chai Jin asked:
"Acquaintance?"
"This person is the sick Guan Suo Yang Xiong who declined the invitation of the emperor's uncle."
After speaking, Shi Xiu took out two French buns in his arms, he helped Yang Xiong up, tore open the package, and fed the buns to Yang Xiong's mouth.
Shi Xiu also hurriedly went to the temple to bring a bowl of honey water, and the two of them fed it with their hands and feet, and Yang Xiong opened his eyes:
"Dare to ask if this is the underworld?"
"Yes, what crime have you committed?"
Yang Xiong was honest and immediately replied:
"The villain killed his wife, came to Cangzhou to join the Chai officials, did not want him to die today, the family was doing a funeral, the villain had to leave, hungry and hungry on the road, wanted to go to the temple, but fell to the ground...... Hey? Brother Shi Xiuxian? You're dead too? ”
"You're not dead, you just passed out in front of me and Chai Daguan, hurry up and eat something."
Shi Xiu told him about his future Cangzhou and Chai Jin's fake death, and Yang Xiong was surprised when he heard it.
After explaining the ins and outs, Chai went into the backyard and took out a braised chicken wrapped in lotus leaves and some other cooked food from the blanket on horseback, and sent it to the temple gate, Yang Xiong just sat cross-legged on the ground and ate it.
The presiding officer of the temple wanted to say something, but in the end he only preached Amitabha Buddha, turned around and went to the temple, out of sight.
After Yang Xiong ate, he came to his senses, thanked Shi Xiu seriously, and saluted the Taoist priest dressed as Chai, and then sat down and continued to chat.
"Brother Yang, why did you kill your wife?"
Shi Xiu is more concerned about Yang Xiong's killing, can drive this wilted man to a dead end, what kind of evil did Pan Qiaoyun do?
At the mention of this, Yang Xiong sighed:
"I regret not listening to the words of the virtuous brother, if I follow Uncle Liu Huang as soon as possible, I will not cause such a tragedy."
Last time Liu Bei went to Jizhou, Shi Xiu, who sold firewood for a living, happily went with him, but Yang Xiong felt that he was a prisoner and executioner in the two hospitals, with a formal job, a wife, and an old man who was a butcher, with a smooth work and a happy life, so why did he have to wade into troubled waters?
So he politely declined Liu Bei's invitation and continued to live his happy little life.
However, he wanted to live, but he had a wife who likes to pursue excitement, Pan Qiaoyun did things for her ex-husband, and unsurprisingly hooked up with Pei Ruhai.
This time, there was no Shi Xiu to intervene, plus Yang Xiong wanted to go further in his work and constantly worked night shifts, and then he gave the dog men and women more opportunities to make peace.
Heavenly Prison Star Yang Xiong became Heavenly Green Star Yang Xiong.
In the end, it was the father-in-law Pan Laohan who saw it, and bumped into Pei Ruhai in and out of his house, and wanted to persuade his daughter to take care of it, but he didn't want Pan Qiaoyun to listen at all, and he intensified it, and led Pei Ruhai to Hu Lai at home in broad daylight, and was hit by Yang Xiong, who got off the morning shift.
Realizing that Yang Xiong, who was wearing a green hat, was furious and beat Pei Ruhai hard, Pan Qiaoyun quickly apologized cryingly, and the matter came to an end.
Unexpectedly, Pan Qiaoyun held a grudge, and bought arsenic and put it in the chicken soup without doing anything, intending to poison Yang Xiong, but was drunk by Pan Laohan.
After killing his father by mistake, Pan Qiaoyun panicked and went to Pei Ruhai to discuss, but Yang Xiong, who was on official duty, was arrested again and killed the adulterer and adulteress in a fit of rage.
Just about to turn himself in, he found out that his father-in-law had been poisoned, and his life was at stake, so it was difficult to explain clearly.
In desperation, Yang Xiong had to flee for his life, and when he arrived in Cangzhou, he was penniless, and he wanted to go to the Chai family manor to have a big meal, but he ran into Chai Jin and faked his death.
He had to continue walking west, and finally fainted at the temple gate.
石秀 says:
"Our brothers are destined to follow Uncle Liu, if we hadn't come to Chai Daguan, Brother Yang, you would have starved to death here, and Uncle Liu Huang indirectly saved your life."
Chai Jin: "......"
This brainwashing kung fu is enough!
If you two hadn't come to Cangzhou, I would still be eating hot pot and singing songs and having a party in the manor.
Not to mention one Yang Xiong, even if there are 10,000 Yang Xiong, they can be entertained properly.
Yang Xiong is now a murderer and is penniless, but he is not as good as Shi Xiu and Chai Jin's mentality, and he sighed wistfully:
"I don't have anything to do, I can't do anything, I don't know anything except a few words of Da Liao Bird language, even if I go to the emperor's uncle, what can I do?"
Shi Xiu immediately extracted the keyword:
"Do you know Khitan dialect? Great, Uncle Huang is short of talents like you! ”
(End of chapter)