I think the look on my face betrayed what I was thinking, and she looked at me for a moment before she raised her hand and gave me a mouthful.

She said, "That's how you block out the rain for me?" ”

I stare at her, can she still hear the rain?

She gave me another mouth and said, "Don't take your stupid hand away yet." ”

I quickly withdrew my hand.

She said: "I have only heard that there are people in the world who cover their ears and steal bells, do you want me to cover my ears and steal the rain today?" ”

I bowed my head.

She said: "I still expect you to let me have a child, but I'm afraid that I will be angry with you before I am pregnant." ”

Then she let out a deep, long sigh.

I timidly said, "I can't think of any other ······ besides, except for this method"

"You don't know how to tell me a joke," she said, "because people are so focused on other things that they ignore other voices." ”

I was struck by an idea, and I immediately remembered something.

I think of the singers on the street, their voices are old, but they are funny. I glanced around the room and didn't see a single instrument to accompani.

I had an idea, slapped my face, and sang: "Hey, I didn't get up right today, my eyes fell on the scum, I went out and saw people biting dogs, and I was thrown stones behind my back······"

Before I finished singing, she gave me a hard slap and said, "Bold, you still dare to scold me?" ”

Even though I was beaten, I was determined to finish it.

“······ Xiaosheng my original name was Zhuo Hanhan, I inherited the craft at the age of eight, I learned all the eighteen crafts, and finally pretended to be blind to tell fortunes, holding a stick on the street, Zhuo blind I told fortunes very accurately; Witchcraft has been learned, will chant mantras and pinch fingers, blind I was originally a small Taoist immortal in Qingcheng Mountain, gossip has been practiced, Qimen Dunjia has been learned, blind I know the Three Realms for the next 10,000 years, count the past life as wealth, count the marriage as this life, count the disaster - count the next life! ”

Think that's the end of it? No. When I saw her staring at me, I was no longer so angry, and my heart was overjoyed, and I immediately began to sing again.

“······ After walking on the street, no one asked, Zhuo Blind I had to walk in the alley, Mrs. Ladies and Ladies quickly open the door and look at palmistry to measure the five elements. Blind man, come here, Miss, I want to tell fortunes. Miss, what do you want to count, look at the face or measure the five elements······?"

She said: "After listening to it for a long time, someone is finally willing to come to tell fortunes." ”

I continued to sing, "······ Miss, I'm going to count myself as an in-law. Oh, Miss, you're going to Beijing, and you're going north. Which one goes to Beijing, I want to count my in-laws. Don't go by land, you have to take a detour, after Wuchang is Nanjing. I want to count my in-laws, and you ask someone to go to Beijing. Here you have to travel by land, and after Baoding is Beijing. If you go to Beijing, will you be a fortune tell······er?"

I saw a smile on her face at last, and although it was very shallow and weak, my heart finally let go.

“······ Miss, if you have to wait, Zhuo Blind I am now, single, body! ”

She finally laughed out loud and said, "Zhuo Blind likes the girl, and I don't know if the girl will like him." ”

I said, "Let someone else guess." ”

She let out a deep and long sigh, and said, "You should not hurry up and start to work, let me conceive children as soon as possible, and gag their mouths, so that I can feel that I have not come to this world in vain, and it is still useful, you are really a useless thing." ”

I hurriedly said, "You will definitely gag their mouths, like this winter rain, although it is late, it will still be useful after all." ”

"I don't know when," she said. ”

I said, "Soon, soon." ”

She got up and gave me a mouth and said, "Soon?" Today, tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow? ”

I still said, "Soon, soon." ”

She said, "You know how to say it, don't you know how to say something else?" ”

Now, I can't even say two words faster.

She held my face and said, "Good girl, I don't know if you will be like him and let me down." ”

I said, "I'm going to try, try hard, work harder." ”

She said, "It's still like a wooden man, don't hurry up and sow hope for me." ”

I immediately granted her wish······

She quickly forgot her worries and basked in the hope I gave her.

But with a gasp, I sowed the hope I had worked so hard to build.

In this way, I grew up with her beating and love.

Before you know it, two years have passed.

I've been smart for a long time.

When she hit me during the day, I quickly put my face on her hand and caressed her hand like a dog, so that even if I hit my face, I would not have much strength.

When she hit me at night, I quickly threw myself into her arms and kissed her like a dog flattering. In this way, the slap she came over turned into a hug, into a caress, and her angry breath turned into a gasp.

Now, she's hitting me a lot less.

I also learned to be happy and to please her.

As I coaxed her to be happy again and again, her voice changed three times.

From the initial anger to weakness, and finally to happiness.

Obedient this, obedient that; Come obediently, go obediently, go obediently; Hello, yes, yes!

Hearing her cry, I immediately stood in front of her. She held my face and jerked it off, making my face red and painful.

Slowly, I felt like I wasn't human anymore. She didn't treat me as a human being, either.

Whenever she lost her temper and didn't want to smash something without hitting me, I would rush over and hug her, or let her hold me, and her irritable heart would gradually improve.

I knew that at this moment she no longer considered me to be her pet, but her own son.

Whenever this happens, she always tears up and says, "It's better to be good!" ”

I hugged her tight, or snuggled up in her arms and let her hold me tight.

Slowly, her fire stopped spreading on me, but the anger became even bigger.

Her temper tantrum is terrifying, like a violent madman. Especially that expression - hideous and terrifying!

Not only does she not schedule, but she also does not set things.

- It could be because of a person who doesn't like the eye, or it could be a trivial thing, or it could be a little noise.

But whatever can make her lose her temper, she will not let go.

The people are afraid of her, and they often say that she is a crazy woman behind her back.

I wasn't the only one who said anything, but I knew why she was upset.

The time of her tantrum is called the darkest hour, and this is the time for me to behave.

She's going to lose her temper. But instead of staying behind to be angry with her, the subordinates also put a layer of oil on the soles of their feet.

It's just that the next people know about her, and when she loses her temper, she won't pursue them or them anymore.

But they don't know that it's all my work. It was I who made her forget everything and bask in the joy I brought her.

Everyone knows that once they are caught by her, the revenge they suffer will make them regret coming to the family to be subordinates.

— but no one asked to leave.