Chapter 2 He Yushui, who went crazy

The beasts in the courtyard, it's too difficult for you to let them do something good, but if you let them do bad things, they are good at one by one.

The Yan family has a very professional ethic, and it is typical to give Brother Qian, as long as he gives money, he will do things, and he will do it beautifully;

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu received a stick education in bangs since childhood, and they were very lacking in care. Some people live too hard, and just give them a little sugar to make them work with their lives.

Xu Damao waved his hand, and the four of them scattered.

As soon as Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang left the backyard, Yan Jiefang immediately grabbed Yan Jiekuang and said, "Give me two cents and five, otherwise I will tell our father about this, and when the time comes, our father will definitely take your money away." ”

Yan Xie Kuang was helpless, so he could only give Yan Xie two cents and five cents.

Yan Jiefang's heart was balanced, but Yan Jiekuang's heart was unbalanced.

"I'm going to take someone to block the stick terrier tomorrow night, and you have to go too." Yan Xie Kuang said unwillingly.

"No problem." Yan Jiefang smiled triumphantly.

"Why do you want to beat the stick terrier?" Lou Xiao'e asked after Yan Jiefang and the others left.

"Because the real chicken thief is not a stupid pillar, but a stick terrier." Xu Damao said naturally.

"What, it's a terrier." Lou Xiao'e exclaimed.

"My stupid son, you don't want to think about it, there are small stoves in the rolling mill almost every day, and small stoves are inseparable from stupid pillars."

"And the principle that the cook does not steal and does not harvest the grains that Silly Zhu believes in, Silly Zhu is stealing leftovers from the rolling mill every day, and there is a meal of meat to eat every three or five days, is he a person who is short of chickens to eat?"

"Of course, the stupid pillar will say, how can things between cooks be called stealing? Called to take! ”

"Take today's chickens as an example, do you think there are only half a chicken? This is all taken out in advance after the stupid pillar is done, although the rolling mill has a small stove every day, but it will not be so extravagant and wasteful, it is impossible to leave so much. ”

"Since Silly Zhu has no shortage of food, how can he steal our chickens, looking at our entire courtyard, the only one who can do such a thing as stealing chickens is a stick terrier, only a stick terrier, and Silly Zhu will not hesitate to bear the stigma for him, so as to make Qin Huairu smile."

"This matter, not only the fool of Silly Zhu knows, Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui also see it, and some smart people in the courtyard also see the strangeness of this matter."

"So, why is Yi Zhonghai desperately trying to fight with the mud;"

"Yan Bugui is no good, not out."

"As for the other smart people, one is intimidated by Yi Zhonghai's long-term prestige, and the other is that the stupid pillar has offended everyone in the courtyard, and those people can't wait to see the stupid pillar's jokes, so naturally no one points out the matter."

"In ancient times, Wu Sangui was angry at the crown and let the Qing army enter the customs; Today, He Yuzhu smiled for the widow of Bo Qin, and carried the black pot for the stick terrier. ”

"Hehe, stupid pillar's life is over." Xu Damao said with a smile.

"Silly Zhu is a bastard, he deserves it! He should be dealt with severely! Lou Xiao'e said hatefully.

Originally, Lou Xiao'e didn't have so much malice towards Silly Zhu, but tonight, Silly Zhu's sentence "Don't lay eggs" deeply stimulated Lou Xiao'e.

At this time, this sentence is quite vicious, and it is the most vicious curse for a woman. The stupid pillar who can say this sentence with peace of mind and laugh is naturally extremely vicious.

Lou Xiao'e raised her hands in favor of Xu Damao's behavior.

That night, after Lou Xiao'e fell asleep, Xu Damao quietly got up, took out the super soldier serum injection from the space ring, and pricked it into his arm.

Suddenly, Xu Damao felt a warm current rising from his body, and he felt a burst of relief all over his body, and Xu Damao felt that his strength had increased a lot.

The Super Soldier Serum is not only strengthening Xu Damao's body, but also repairing Xu Damao's dark wounds.

And then, there is no then......

Just as Xu Damao complained that the super soldier serum was not strong enough to transform himself, the voice of the system suddenly sounded: In order to prevent the host's mutation from being too obvious, this transformation will last for a month, and the host's appearance will not change much.

After the sound ended, the system disappeared without a trace, no matter how Xu Damao shouted, there was no movement.

Such thoughtful service made Xu Damao breathe a sigh of relief.

Then came the happy moment, Xu Damao took advantage of Lou Xiao'e's sleep and attacked the enemy camp at night, Lou Xiao'e resisted, but he was not Xu Damao's opponent at all.

Early the next morning, Xu Damao came to the rolling mill refreshed and found Liu Lan, who was known as the flower of the kitchen, the loudspeaker of the rolling mill, and the supernumerary announcer of the propaganda department.

Xu Damao directly took out five cents and slapped it on Liu Lan's palm.

"Xu Damao, what do you want to do? Sister is not a casual person. Liu Lan said in a lost voice, while holding on tightly to the five cents in his hand.

"What do you think? Please, something. Xu Damao suddenly understood that Liu Lan wanted to be crooked, and hurriedly waved his hand and said.

"What's the matter, tell me." When Liu Lan heard Xu Damao begging her to do something, she couldn't help blushing and said.

Xu Damao hurriedly told him about the stupid pillar stealing chickens last night, and Liu Lan's eyes lit up instantly.

Liu Lan also knew about the grievances between Xu Damao and Silly Zhu, so he immediately understood what Xu Damao meant.

"Understand, understand, isn't it the whole factory that publicizes this matter, don't you worry, this matter is handed over to me, I am good at it." After Liu Lan finished speaking, she left quickly.

Xu Damao chuckled at Liu Lan's back, and understood in his heart that everyone looked down on Liu Lan, and they all thought that Liu Lan was a big mouth who couldn't hide things in his heart.

However, if Liu Lan really has a big mouth that can't hide things in his heart, then some of Director Li's little secrets should have been spread in the rolling mill a long time ago, but there are no rumors about Director Li in the rolling mill at all.

What does this mean, it shows that Liu Lan knows the importance and understands the proportion.

I know what I can talk about unscrupulously, and I know that there are some things that I can't say even if I am killed.

Liu Lan is indeed very powerful, just half a day's effort, almost the entire rolling mill knows about the stupid pillar stealing chickens.

Some people who have a grudge against the stupid pillar now no longer call him the stupid pillar, but call him the thief pillar.

After Silly Zhu knew about this, he didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at all, not only was he not ashamed, but he was proud. In Silly Zhu's opinion, the more this matter spreads, the more grateful Qin Huairu will be to him.

Thinking of Qin Huairu thanking him as gently as he had last night, Silly Zhu couldn't help but laugh stupidly.

Liu Lan and the others glanced at each other, and couldn't help but look at the stupid pillar like fools.

At this moment, He Yushui's face was sad and tearful, and he broke into the back kitchen in anger, and slapped the stupid pillar who was smirking.

"What are you hitting me for?" Silly Zhu couldn't help but be stunned.

"Hit you? I'm going to kill you! He Yushui picked up a kitchen knife casually and slashed towards the stupid pillar frantically.