Chapter 4: The Stupid Pillar is Caught
"Don't stop, Sun thief, if you have the ability, you will chase it." After Xu Damao heard the roar of the stupid pillar, not only did he not stop, but turned around and smiled provocatively at the stupid pillar, and then pedaled the bicycle away.
The stupid pillar, who was already furious, was even more angry, roared, and immediately chased after Xu Damao.
Xu Damao deliberately hung the stupid pillar, and when the stupid pillar ran fast, Xu Damao pedaled fast; The stupid pillar ran slowly, and Xu Damao pedaled slowly.
Xu Damao is like walking a dog, walking a stupid pillar to play.
Xu Damao also turned around from time to time with a provocative expression and mocking sneer.
Silly Zhu couldn't stand Xu Damao's provocation and ridicule the most, as soon as Xu Damao provoked, Silly Zhu couldn't help but be angry.
Now, when Silly Zhu saw Xu Damao provoking him so frantically, and showed a smug smile, Silly Zhu's lungs were about to be blown up.
The stupid pillar roared wildly and chased after Xu Damao like crazy.
Xu Damao looked at the stupid pillar who was almost crazy, and there was no trace of panic at all, but he was in a very stable and fast mood and pedaled the bicycle, always maintaining a distance of about ten steps from the stupid pillar.
"Quack, stinky stupid pillar, can't chase, can't chase." Xu Damao turned around and smiled at the stupid pillar tooth monster from time to time.
If you want to clean up a person, beating him is just the next policy, and punishing the heart is the best policy.
The more angry the stupid pillar was, the happier Xu Damao became; The happier Xu Damao was, the more angry Silly Zhu became.
Sure enough, happiness is built on the pain of others.
The more painful the stupid pillar was, the happier Xu Damao became, and he was happy from the bottom of his heart.
Xu Damao has always hung the stupid pillar, this ten steps away, it seems that the stupid pillar can catch up with Xu Damao as long as he grits his teeth, but no matter how desperately the stupid pillar fights, he can't catch up with Xu Damao.
The current stupid pillar has been provoked by Xu Damao and lost his mind, and he didn't realize that Xu Damao did this on purpose, but he was bent on catching up with Xu Damao, and then beat him up fiercely to eliminate the hatred in his heart.
Under Xu Damao's conscious guidance, the two slowly left the jurisdiction of the Rolling Mill Security Section and the courtyard street, and came to other jurisdictions.
The work is not only about fighting and killing, but also about the sophistication of people.
Only in this way can we expose the interpersonal network of the stupid pillar and the courtyard pension group to the greatest extent, and consume their favor and capital.
Xu Damao looked at the panting stupid pillar, and also pretended to be extremely tired and slowed down, seeing this, the stupid pillar's eyes lit up, and he struggled to chase after Xu Damao.
The distance of ten steps was instantly shortened to five or six steps.
Silly Zhu saw that as long as he tried a little harder, he could catch Xu Damao, and he became more and more excited.
At this time, Xu Damao looked a little flustered.
"Help, robbery! I'm a film projectionist at a rolling mill, and someone has robbed a rolling mill movie projector! Xu Damao shouted loudly while pretending to pedal desperately.
Xu Damao's shouting not only did not arouse the vigilance of Silly Zhu, but made Silly Zhu's heart bloom.
In Silly Zhu's opinion, Xu Damao at this time was already exhausted in donkey skills, and knew that he was about to be beaten, so he rushed to the doctor and shouted in a hurry, hoping to get out of trouble with the help of these passers-by, so as not to be caught by himself.
Xu Damao used to use this hand to escape the pursuit of the stupid pillar, and the stupid pillar naturally thought that this was a cliché and didn't care at all.
It's a pity that the stupid pillar forgot, this is not a courtyard at all.
In the courtyard, there is Yi Zhonghai, a moral celestial respect, who is partial, and the birds and beasts in the courtyard are naturally not too big to see the excitement;
Outside, the consciousness of passers-by is still very high.
Some passers-by saw the stupid pillar with a round waist and thick arms, looking fierce and vicious, and they didn't dare to step forward to stop it, but they could secretly report for work.
Xu Damao wants this effect.
Seeing this, Xu Damao pretended to be exhausted, and the bicycle pedaled even slower.
Silly Zhu gritted his teeth, chased hard, grabbed the back seat of Xu Damao's car, and the bicycle was forcibly stopped by Silly Zhu with brute force.
Xu Damao jumped off the bicycle in a panic and ran away without looking back.
How could the stupid pillar let Xu Damao run, and he wanted to throw the bicycle away without thinking, and he had to chase Xu Damao.
"Silly Zhu, if you dare to damage the movie projector in the factory, the factory will definitely punish you to death." Xu Damao turned his head and said.
Silly Zhu was shocked when he heard this, and thought: "It's okay to beat Xu Damao by yourself, this movie projector is expensive and ruthless, if it really breaks, I can't afford to pay for it." ”
In this way, the distance between Xu Damao and Silly Zhu has been shortened again.
Silly Zhu just wanted to park the bicycle and chase Xu Damao, but in an instant, an idea appeared in his mind, and Silly Zhu rode directly on the bicycle to chase Xu Damao.
"Hehe, Xu Damao, this time it's grandpa's turn to chase you on a bicycle." Silly Zhu smirked.
I have to say that in the past, when Silly Zhu and Xu Damao fought, they were often able to gain the upper hand, relying on more than just fists.
It's a pity that this time, the stupid pillar was planted, and it was planted very badly.
Xu Damao is waiting for this moment, if the stupid pillar doesn't ride the bicycle, he is ready to bite the word, the stupid pillar is here to grab the movie projector of the rolling mill?
This is a public thing, and this time, the stupid pillar will have to shed its skin if it doesn't die.
Xu Damao saw that Silly Zhu got on the bike, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, and then turned to face Silly Zhu.
Xu Damao's mind moved, and the pistol appeared in his hand, Xu Damao did not hesitate at all, raised his hand and shot at the foot of the stupid pillar.
"Bang~" A gunshot rang out.
not only shook the stupid pillar, but also scared the surrounding passers-by.
It's a big deal!
Shooting on the streets of a place like Sijiu City, how is this kind of thing so small?
"You...... How can there be a gun? How dare you shoot? Silly Zhu was so frightened that he fell to the ground with the car, and looked at Xu Damao in disbelief.
Xu Damao looked at the stupid pillar coldly, but he was lying in his heart: "I wanted to hit the foot of the stupid pillar, but I didn't expect to miss it at such a close distance, it seems that I will have to practice the gun in the future." ”
"Don't be afraid, I'm Xu Damao, a film projectionist at the rolling mill, I shot because someone wanted to rob the public's property, and I asked everyone to be a witness when Gong'an arrived." Xu Damao shouted loudly to the passers-by around him.
After Xu Damao finished speaking, he took out his work permit, the letter issued by the rolling mill, the temporary gun license and other documents, and then raised them high with his hand and showed them to everyone.
The originally nervous mood of the passers-by around couldn't help but be relieved.
A moment later, a team of workers rushed over with weapons in hand.
"Put down your gun, don't move!" A loud shout came.
Xu Damao was very cooperative, threw the gun into the empty space on the side, and then directly raised his hands and repeated what he had just said.
At this time, Gong'an's way of acting was still very rough, even if Xu Damao cooperated so much, he was rudely twisted his arms and handcuffed.
Of course, Silly Zhu also suffered the same treatment.
Xu Damao didn't care, and happily and Silly Zhu were caught in.