The three of us went out at the same time, but we did things separately.

The third sister was in charge of handing out flyers - not for perfume advertisements, but for recruiting apprentices.

The advertisement said that now this society is dark and turbulent, every teenager should learn some kung fu self-defense, we in order to meet the needs of young people to practice martial arts, now opened a martial arts gym, I hope that the majority of parents will quickly send their school-age children to practice martial arts, as long as you sign up and pay the money, you can come to the martial arts hall to learn martial arts three days later.

The name and address of the martial arts hall are also written below the advertisement. These are all fake names that we have made up. The contact person is the third sister. She dropped leaflets on the spot and signed up to collect money on the spot.

She came to a crowded place and shouted to those onlookers: "Parents and friends, parents and friends, come quickly, come quickly, hurry up and send your children to our martial arts gym, don't miss the opportunity to let your children learn martial arts, and when you are bullied by others in the future, you will regret it!" ”

She said this to the onlookers over and over again, foaming at the mouth, and answered all the questions raised by the parents.

She blew the martial arts hall on the advertisement into the sky, and also blew the martial arts to be taught in the advertisement. It also blackened this society and made the future dim. Only by learning martial arts can you keep yourself alive, and only martial arts can you protect yourself.

On this day, the third sister was blocked in an alley by two big men. The third sister said sharply: "You want to force me to use real kung fu, right? ”

The big man in front of him suddenly raised his hand and said in a deep voice, "Raise your hand." ”

When the third sister saw him holding a pistol, she had to raise her hands and watch as the two big men searched for the money she had worked so hard to swindle.

Presumably, these two big men have been with the third sister for a long time, and they know how much money the third sister has cheated, and they are also convinced of what she boasts. So when they got the money, they hurried away.

The ninth brother shaved his head and pretended to be a monk - not a master of the martial arts hall, but a down-and-out master.

He went to those villages and said that he was a monk on Mount Emei, because the temple was destroyed by the war, and the abbot of the temple died, so the monks all came down the mountain to repair the burned temple.

He told the rich people that the Bodhisattva would bless them with good health, peace and happiness. He also said to those who are poor that the Bodhisattva blesses them with great wealth and prosperity in their next life, without suffering or suffering.

On this day, he walked half the village, and did not see a single villager. I saw a burly middle-aged man walking in front of the village, so I went over to stop him.

After he made a monk salute, he said: "I am a monk of Mount Emei, because the temple was burned down by war, the abbot died, so I came down the mountain to repair the temple and donate your donations, the Bodhisattva will not forget your merits, and will bless you with peace and sound." ”

The man said, "I'm a passerby." ”

The ninth brother said: "Then you give me a pack of cigarettes, I will let you touch it, it will bring you good luck." ”

The man said, "I don't smoke. ”

The ninth brother took out a necklace of Buddhist beads with a tag and said, "Donate your donations, the Bodhisattva will return you with this Buddhist bead necklace, which has been consecrated by thirty-six monks and seventy-two masters, as long as you bring it with you, it will bless you with peace and security, and the monks will not speak." ”

The man took the bead necklace, looked at it and said, "I don't have any money." ”

The ninth brother said: "It's okay to donate your long robe, the Bodhisattva will not dislike it." ”

The man suddenly grabbed Brother Jiu's neck, pressed him against the wall, and said in a vicious voice: "The Bodhisattva is merciful and compassionate, and he does not expect anything in return. ”

Brother Jiu clasped his hands together, and before Amitabha could finish speaking, he was knocked out by a punch from a man.

When I woke up, I was penniless. Presumably, he must have knocked him unconscious, and this man had searched his body.

I didn't pick up any good fruit that day.

They scraped off the little lard that was left on the jar, touched my hair, combed my hair shiny, and dressed me up as a handsome young man.

I don't know where they got a black trench coat and put it on for me. He put on a pair of polished black leather shoes, and I don't know how they came to be. Shove me into a black leather bag and let me carry it out.

What I didn't expect was that the first time I went out, I met a colleague. As soon as I entered the village, he stopped me, presumably thinking that I was the son of a rich family.

He said, "If you look pale, you will have tuberculosis, and if you do not treat it in time, I am afraid that the consequences will be unimaginable." ”

As soon as I listened to him, I knew he was a peer.

I said, "I don't buy medicine." ”

He didn't listen to me either, took out a black pill and continued: "This is a secret pill that has been passed down from my ancestors for eighteen generations, using one hundred single and eight-flavor Chinese medicines, refined from Kunlun's thousand-year-old honey, specializing in the treatment of various kidney tuberculosis diseases, today you and I have a fate to meet and sell it to you cheaply." ”

I said, "I don't need it, your pills won't cure my tuberculosis." ”

He said: "There is tuberculosis in the kidney to cure tuberculosis, and tuberculosis in the absence of tuberculosis in the kidney." ”

I said, "Tuberculosis." ”

He was stunned for a moment, and immediately said, "It can be cured." ”

I said, "I've hurt the money tuberculosis, it's the money tuberculosis." ”

He said, "As long as you take my pills and become stronger, you can earn more money." ”

I said, "Male prostitute." ”

He smiled and said, "If you want, you can, those rich ladies will compete to spoil you, and you can't spend all the money you want, you can't spend it at all." ”

I pushed Kurumaru away and said, "I'm selling perfumes." ”

Since he was relieved to lie to me, I was not soft on him.

He said: "It's hard work to sell this, maybe you haven't had a business in a day, and if you take my pills, I promise that the business will be so good that you don't want to take it." ”

Again, I said, "I'm a perfume promoter." ”

With that, I turned around and put the bag on the ground and took the perfume with both hands. I quietly unscrewed the cap of the perfume, poured some in my hand, and applied it to the bottle of perfume.

Then, I took it out and handed it to him.

I said, "This is our new perfume from our factory, a special fragrance, you smell it." ”

He took the perfume and said, "You buy one and try it, and make sure I'm not lying." ”

I said, "Smell it, my perfume has three different scents." ”

He said: "You don't need to smell it, buy one, many people have tried my secret pills, and no one said it was bad." ”

With that, he put the perfume on his body. He must have seen that I was a colleague.

I said, "If you don't smell it, how do you know if my perfume suits your palate?" ”

He rubbed his nose and said, "If you give me another bottle of perfume, I'll give you this secret pill to try to see if what I said is true." ”

I turned, picked up my purse, and walked forward.

He said in the back, "Okay, okay, I haven't eaten ······ for three days."

Before he could finish his sentence, I heard him fall to the ground.

I quickly turned around and ran.