The deaf old lady's strategy was very good, but unfortunately, they missed Xu Damao, and it was impossible for Xu Damao to let the stupid pillar go back to the kitchen. Xu Damao's plan is to let Silly Zhu stay in the workshop for the rest of his life.

Early the next morning, I only heard the sound of "pop~", and the miserable cry of a deaf old lady came from the backyard.

In the same place, in the same position, the deaf old lady fell hard again, and the injury, which was not yet healed, was even more serious. The bones of the elderly are brittle, and they are most afraid of wrestling, and it is estimated that at this time, the deaf old lady will have to stay in the hospital for a while.

"Xiao Yi, come and save me." The deaf old lady shouted hoarsely.

After Yi Zhonghai in the middle courtyard heard the screams of the deaf old lady, he hurriedly put on his clothes, opened the door, and hurriedly ran out.

As a result, as soon as Yi Zhonghai ran out of the door, he "snapped~", just like yesterday, and fell on all fours.

"Ahh Yi Zhonghai also let out a scream, and the screams of the deaf old lady in the backyard came and went, wow.

Needless to say, this is still Xu Damao's doing.

The first strike, the last strike is controlled by others. Now that he has made a great enmity of life and death, and torn his face, he should take the initiative to attack.

Defensive counterattack is not Xu Damao's personality, even if the defensive counterattack is successful, it is a loss, because the opponent firmly controls the initiative, and you can only passively follow the rhythm of the beasts.

Never underestimate the moral bottom line of the beasts, it is better to firmly take the initiative in your own hands and let them go at their own pace.

"Yikes! What are you doing? Do you want to repeat yesterday's story, but I don't know if this old medical ticket in your hand can be boarded on the new ward......"

"Hahahaha, old lady, so elegant, I know that the big guy is not happy, so I have to perform a male and female duet with Yi Zhonghai to make everyone happy." Xu Damao laughed strangely.

Human happiness is often based on the suffering of others.

Schadenfreude is a human instinct.

Today's events are a happy thing for the beasts, don't look at the birds and beasts in the courtyard look worried, but can you look more fake?

Their hearts have long bloomed with joy, and even their hearts have a laugh like "give and give".

What could be happier than watching the other person be unlucky?

"Xu! Big! Dense! Yi Zhonghai yelled angrily.

Yi Zhonghai also understood that the wrestling between himself and the deaf old lady was done by Xu Damao again.

The more angry Yi Zhonghai was, the happier Xu Damao became; The happier Xu Damao was, the more angry Yi Zhonghai became.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai missed the stupid pillar very much, as long as there was a stupid pillar, Xu Damao would not dare to blow up the stab; As long as Xu Damao explodes, the stupid pillar will repay Xu Damao with an iron fist of "love and justice" to make Xu Damao stop.

Suddenly, "pop~" twice, Yi Zhonghai slapped himself twice.

"Lao Yi, don't scare me, what's wrong with you?" An aunt thought that Yi Zhonghai was crazy, so she hurriedly helped Yi Zhonghai up and asked worriedly.

"I'm so stupid, really, I just knew that Xu Damao cheated me once yesterday, but I didn't expect Xu Damao to cheat me again." Yi Zhonghai muttered.

"Yi Zhonghai, don't talk nonsense, it's clear that you fell down because you couldn't stand on your feet, don't you rely on me, don't you slander people? The big guys are watching. "Xu Damao won't carry this pot, even if he did it.

Things can be done, but they can't be admitted, this is called being a high-profile person and doing things in a low-key manner.

In the screams of the deaf old lady in the backyard, Yi Zhonghai didn't care about being angry with Xu Damao, and spent five cents to let the Yan brothers send him and the deaf old lady to the hospital.

As soon as Yi Zhonghai left, his bangs jumped out and said in an official tone: "Scattered, scattered, no longer at work?" Don't hurry home for dinner. ”

After everyone scattered and left, Liu Haizhong grabbed Xu Damao and asked shyly, "Damao, is what you said last night true?" ”

"What?" Xu Damao asked quietly, understanding that the rumors he had spread had begun to ferment, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu must have told Liu Haizhong that the stick was Yi Zhonghai's illegitimate son.

Bangs dreamed of pulling Yi Zhonghai off the horse and sitting on the throne of the first master of the courtyard, so he naturally cared about this kind of thing, so that he could take Yi Zhonghai in this way.

"You said that the stick terrier is Yi Zhonghai's son, and Jia Dongxu was killed by Yi Zhonghai after knowing about it." Bangs said.

"What? Second uncle, you said that the stick terrier is Yi Zhonghai's son, and Jia Dongxu was killed by Yi Zhonghai because he knew about it? Xu Damao immediately shouted loudly and unceremoniously threw the pot on the head of the bangs.

"I ...... You ......" Liu Haizhong didn't expect Xu Damao to play such a hand for him, and he was so angry that he trembled.

Fortunately, everyone had already gone home and did not pay attention to this place, and when they saw this, they turned their heads and left.

This is the gap between Bangs and Yi Zhonghai.

When encountering a problem, the first reaction in the bangs is not to shake the pot, but to escape, which also shows that the on-the-spot reaction in the bangs is extremely slow;

Yi Zhonghai's first reaction was definitely to shake the pot, then change his concept, turn his unfavorable situation into advantageous, and then stand on the moral high ground to accuse others.

Yi Zhonghai's on-the-spot reaction is extremely fast and can do this very calmly, which is also the reason why Yi Zhonghai can suppress bangs for a lifetime.

"Second uncle, don't go, there is a good thing to discuss with you." Xu Damao grabbed his bangs.

"What is there to discuss between you and me?" Bangs said angrily.

"Second uncle, I know that you have always wanted Silly Zhu's house, but Silly Zhu's house is mine now, as long as you give me two hundred yuan, I will change houses with you." Xu Damao said.

The house of the stupid pillar is the main house of the courtyard, and the bangs who are determined to be the leader think that only by going to the main house can they be worthy of their identity.

It's just that no matter He Daqing or Silly Zhu, they refuse to change rooms, and they can only stop in the bangs.

"What you said is true?" The bangs lit up in the eyes.

"Of course it's true." Xu Damao said.

Xu Damao did this in order to build a courtyard within a courtyard, and at the same time, it was also to prevent the retaliation of the birds and beasts in the courtyard.

Never underestimate the lower limit of beasts, such things as framing are commonplace in their eyes, and they can be caught.

Xu Damao, Liu Haizhong, the deaf old lady, and Zhang Dalong and Zhao Xiaohu live in the backyard of the courtyard.

Xu Damao lives in the west wing of the backyard, Liu Haizhong lives in the east wing of the backyard, the deaf old lady lives in the main house in the backyard, and Zhang Dalong and Zhao Xiaohu live in the left and right rooms of the deaf old lady's house, which is the worst house in the backyard.

Xu Damao's plan is to replace the house in the bangs with the house in the stupid pillars, and after taking the house in the bangs, he will exchange the house in the bangs with Zhang Dalong's two miscellaneous rooms, so that his house can be connected with Zhang Dalong's house, and then build a wall, so that it can become an independent courtyard.

At that time, Xu Damao can completely open a small door on the west side, so that he does not have to go through the main gate of the courtyard.

Xu Damao knew that he would definitely encounter a lot of resistance when he did this, so Xu Damao moved these obstacles away first.

Silly Zhu was sent to the hospital and couldn't recover within a month or two;

The deaf old lady was thrown into the hospital and could not recover within a week or two;

Although Yi Zhonghai is strong, he is also nearly fifty people, and if he falls like this, he has to rest in the hospital for two or three days;

Yan Bugui can be sent away as long as he gives some benefits casually, and Yan Bugui is relatively bold, I believe that the events of the past two days have scared Yan Bugui a lot, and naturally there is no obstacle;

Removing these biggest obstacles, all that's left is the bangs;

At this time, the bangs are not an obstacle at all, but his own help, Xu Damao is taking advantage of these two or three days to do this thing.

The house in the bangs is obviously better than Zhang Dalong's house, and with the identity of the seventh-level forging worker in the bangs plus the second master, it is obviously impossible for Zhang Dalong to disagree.

"Da Mao, what you said is true? You didn't lie to me? Bangs Haizhong's eyes lit up when he heard this, 200 yuan is not a matter for Liu Haizhong at all, and living in the main house is the right thing.