They stood under the paulownia tree, talking loudly.

From their conversations, we know that these people are the ones who have come to arrest us.

We watched the men with bated breath, hoping that they would leave quickly, or they would find us at dawn.

At this time, I heard a person with a shrill voice say, "I really met a ghost, and I chased after me so that I couldn't even see a shadow." ”

Another person said in a rough voice: "I have been busy all night, and I haven't caught any of them." ”

At this time, I saw a tall and thin man looking up at the plane tree and saying to the people around him, "Is it possible that they are hiding in this tree?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, I heard the sound of falling stones, and screams. I knew that the people hiding in the trees had done something to these people, and I knew that these people had been hit by rocks.

The people under the tree immediately hugged their heads and ran, screaming miserably, and shouted: "Ghost, ghost, there is a ghost in this tree, run······"

I walked with the flowers into a teahouse on the side of the road.

At a table in the center of the teahouse sat four or five tea guests, among whom was a middle-aged man in a burlap robe.

We sat down at a table in the corner.

Then I heard the man in the robe say to the people at the table, "Do you know that there are ghosts in this world, and I met them last night." ”

"Oh?"

Said the person at the table.

One of the stout tea guests said, "Niu Er, you have been doing your best all day. ”

Niu Lao Er stiffened his neck and said, "What Lao Tzu said is true. ”

A chubby old man said, "Really, let's hear it." ”

Niu Lao Er said: "Last night, I was hiding from catching a strong man, and suddenly I saw a ghost running past me like a gust of wind, and disappeared in a blink of an eye. ”

The fat old man said, "So weird? ”

Niu Lao Er said: "Really, it's gone all of a sudden, only a ghost has such a speed, and I also saw him with a draped head, no footsteps when he walked, and his body was a foot high, you said, what is that not a ghost?" ”

Niu Laoer's words taught the people in this teahouse to sigh when they heard it.

The stout tea guest said, "If it's really a ghost, why didn't I find you?" ”

Niu Lao Er said: "We have no enmity. ”

Hana smiled at me at this time and whispered, "It's okay, we haven't met such ghosts." ”

I also whispered, "Maybe this ghost is us." ”

Hua said, "Are we a foot tall?" ”

I said, "I'll add you." ”

"That's not a foot tall," she said. ”

I said, "Add oil, salt, sauce and vinegar." ”

She covered her mouth and smiled, and then said, "Why do you think that he met us?" ”

I said, "Because when I ran away with you on my back, I was like a ghost, and with a 'whoosh', it was 108,000 miles." ”

She laughed again and said, "When did you also learn to brag about the Xuanlongmen Formation?" ”

I said mischievously, "When you're happy." ”

At this time, the owner came over and put the tea in front of us. He didn't look at us, not even after putting the tea away. His eyes were fixed on the second cow, without blinking, as if he was deeply attracted by the ghost story of the second cow.

I know that the boss will write down the ghost story of Niu Lao Er, add oil and vinegar, and tell it to those who come to drink tea in the future.

I also know that Niu Lao Er will brag to others about what happened last night for many days.

At this time, Niu Lao Er said: "It's not strange to meet a ghost, but it's amazing to meet a group of ghosts." ”

A thin and short middle-aged man at the same table said: "It's a miracle to meet a ghost, if you meet a group of ghosts, then this person will shed his skin even if he doesn't die, and he will definitely be rich and rich in the future." ”

With a smug smile on his face, Niu Lao Er said, "I not only met a ghost last night, but also a group of ghosts later. ”

"Ahh

Everyone let out an exclamation.

The fat old man said, "Is this a ghost party?" ”

The stout tea guest said, "Bragging." ”

When Niu Lao Er heard this, his face immediately changed color, and he said loudly: "If Lao Tzu brags, there will be five thunders in the sky." ”

The dwarf also said, "Last night was not half of July. ”

Niu Lao Er said: "Although it is not half a month of July, I did see a group of ghosts last night, and I beat them away. ”

The stout tea guest said: "You still say that you don't brag, you can win the fight?" ”

The dwarf also said, "Yes, you are not a wizard who dares to fight with ghosts, but I am afraid that you are already scared to the point of urine." ”

Niu Lao Er blushed with his neck and said foul words: "Of course Lao Tzu wins, do you know what Lao Tzu used to fight the ghost?" ”

The dwarf smiled and asked, "What is it?" ”

Niu Lao Er said: "Stone, the stone used by Lao Tzu." ”

The dwarf said, "Can a stone hit a ghost?" I've never heard of what do we ask a wizard to do if a stone can fight a ghost? Ask the wizard to do something, let's just pick up stones and fight ghosts. ”

The stout tea guest said, "Not bad at all. ”

When Niu Lao Er heard this, he slapped his palm on the table, stood up suddenly, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu's stone is different, it is placed under the crotch and drenched with urine, of course it can beat ghosts." ”

The dwarf wanted to refute, but then the fat old man said, "Tell me, how do you fight ghosts?" ”

The long shirt said angrily: "How to fight ghosts, Lao Tzu escaped last night to catch the strong man and fled to a paulownia tree······

Hearing this, we knew that this caftan was the one we met last night, and the first ghost in his mouth was really us.

I glanced at the flowers, smiled, and hastily finished the tea and left.

Walking out of the teahouse, Hua said to me, "I finally know now that there are no ghosts in this world at all, and the ghosts are all in the hearts of those who are timid, in the mouths of those braggarts, and in the mysteries of wizards." ”

Hua is not wrong at all, this person is a ghost in his heart, and he is the root of society.

I said, "Then let's go back and expose him." ”

Hua tugged at my arm and pulled me forward, not forgetting to say: "See through it or not, see you in the future." ”

I said, "We won't see him again." ”

Hua smiled and said: "Look at his appearance of wanting to eat people, if he exposes him, it will be strange if he doesn't look for you desperately, he can't take those who catch strong men, and there is no way to take us two wandering artists, it's better to have more than one thing." ”

I said, "You've become wiser and more mature." ”

She smiled embarrassedly, and said: "Don't look at those people fighting with him, if you really join in, they will let go of their previous suspicions, and they will all join forces to deal with you, and then you will not only be unable to get out, but maybe you will also attract the people who catch the strong men." ”

I said, "You have changed, you are big, you are thoughtful, the only thing that hasn't changed is the little sister I want to protect." ”

She leaned on my shoulder and said charmingly, "It's changed, it's no longer your little sister, it's become your woman." ”

As we spoke, we walked across the Xikang Bridge and walked into the capital city of Xikang Province.