"It can't be!" Yi Zhonghai's eyes straightened, and he squatted on the ground and muttered blankly and incredulously.

"It can't be!" Qin Huairu's eyes were also straight, and he lost his mind in disbelief and said.

"It can't be!" The deaf old lady looked at all this with the same distraction, and muttered in a low voice.

The deaf old lady knew that it was over, it was all over, everything was over, Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu would no longer be able to wash away their stains, and the stupid pillar would also be injured because of it, and after decades of a series of calculations, the good situation that had finally been formed would completely collapse.

"It can't be! Sister Qin would never have done such a thing, Xu Damao, you must have done something from it. Silly Pillar roared hysterically, like a beast that has fallen into a trap.

"Hahahaha! Silly Zhu, you're right, it's me who did something out of it. ”

"You fools, now you know why the streets and the government want to eliminate illiteracy, why do you want to break the feudal superstition, because the matter of blood tests is nonsense." Xu Damao said suddenly.

"Ugh!" Everyone in the courtyard was stunned, like a duck choked by the neck, and like a sculpture, not moving.

Xu Damao did this not because he found out in his conscience, there is no need to have a conscience when dealing with beasts; Xu Damao did this because Director Zhu and Director Zhang were squatting in the front yard to peek.

The little trick of dripping blood and relatives can deceive the group of beasts in the courtyard, but it may not necessarily deceive Director Zhu and Director Zhang. Besides, even if you can fool them, you can't fool professional doctors and medical personnel.

Rather than letting them uncover the mystery in the end and leave a bad impression in the hearts of Director Zhu and Director Zhang, it is better to expose it directly.

"Whether it is father and son or not, as long as vinegar or salt is added to the bowl, it is impossible for the blood of the two to fuse together; In the same way, as long as alum is added to the bowl, whether it is father and son or not, the blood of both will fuse together. ”

"If you don't believe me, you can give it a try, I have salt and alum here. Silly pillar, give it a try. Xu Damao threw the salt and alum in front of the stupid pillar and said.

Silly Zhu couldn't care about the pain at this time, and got up with a "whoosh~", grabbed Qin Huairu's hand and began to try.

"Sure enough, as long as alum is added, the blood of the two will be fused together, Sister Qin and I are not relatives." Silly Zhu continued to experiment with salt while silly playing.

Not only is Silly Zhu doing experiments, Yi Zhonghai is also doing experiments, taking advantage of the fact that the wound in the bangs has not recovered, Yi Zhonghai borrows the blood in the bangs to do the experiment.

Facts have proved that what Xu Damao said is correct, because the blood in Yi Zhonghai and bangs are fused together.

"It's incredible." Yi Zhonghai, Silly Zhu, Qin Huairu and the others glanced at each other one after another, and looked at Xu Damao with a complicated expression.

Yi Zhonghai and the others didn't expect that when their side was in a desperate situation, Xu Damao actually reached out and pulled them, although this bureau was set up by Xu Damao.

"Hey, Xu Damao, I don't accept you for anything else, you can do this openly." Silly Zhu grinned and smirked.

"Brighten your paralysis." Xu Damao sneered, raised his leg and kicked the stupid pillar to the ground.

The stupid pillar was kicked by Xu Damao's kick.

"Xu Damao, why did you beat the stupid pillar?" Yi Zhonghai asked a little dazedly, no longer having the previous resoluteness and unkindness.

"Because the stupid pillar owes a beating!" Xu Damao said.

"Why is the stupid pillar underwhelming?" The dazed Yi Zhonghai continued to ask blankly.

"Does this need a reason? I learned this from you! Silly Zhu used to beat this and that when he was in a bad mood, I didn't learn this from you. By the way, stupid pillar, lose money, lose me two dollars! ”

"Yi Zhonghai, don't be busy refuting, this is also learned from you, in the past, as long as the stupid pillar beat someone, your ass was biased to the stupid pillar's face, and indiscriminately decided that someone had something wrong, and made the stupid pillar pay money. The big guy said right, right? Xu Damao said with a wave of his hand.

"That's right! Stupid pillar loses money! ”

"Silly Zhu, why did you beat Xu Damao?"

"Do you know it's a crime?"

"Hold a general meeting to criticize him!"

The birds and beasts in the courtyard were bitter and easy to Zhonghai and Silly Zhu for a long time, and they began to coax.

"Lose money! Money! Money! Eventually, the voices turned into a torrent.

"This is called giving back to the other in his way." Xu Damao smirked triumphantly, so angry that Yi Zhonghai's face was distorted.

"If you lose, you will pay! I'll lose money for the stupid pillar, to you! Yi Zhonghai took out two yuan and threw it at Xu Damao's feet hatefully.

Xu Damao didn't care, picked up the money with a smile, and then arched his hand to the surroundings and said, "Although these two dollars are small, they have milestone commemorative significance. ”

"This is not a victory for me alone, it is a victory for everyone, it is a victory for the masses, as long as the big guys join forces, they can defeat bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods like Yi Zhonghai."

"In broad daylight, go to my house in a moment and take two hares out and stew them for the big guys to celebrate this victory." Xu Damao said with a smile, and at the same time did not forget to buckle his hat for Yi Zhonghai and others.

Two dollars is worth two rabbits, and no matter how much, it is disrespectful to the beast.

"Good! Da Mao is righteous! When the birds and beasts in the courtyard saw that there was meat to eat, they spoke one after another.

Even if there are many people and there is not much to share, it is good to eat some meat and drink a big bowl of hot broth in winter, and more importantly, it is free.

Yi Zhonghai and the others turned pale, but they couldn't refute it, now, the eyes of all the birds and beasts in the courtyard were all on eating meat and drinking broth, so naturally they would not pay attention to Yi Zhonghai and them.

"Since the big guys are enthusiastic, I will also join in the fun, add some dishes to the big guys, in broad daylight, go to the house and get some potatoes, how much can you divide the rabbit meat stewed, stew the potatoes in, and taste it, everyone can also taste the meat." Bangs said at the right time.

"Okay, the second master is righteous." Everyone cheered, anyway, they were all picked up for nothing, and they didn't lose anything by saying two good words.

Bangs looked at all this triumphantly, and then, the eyes in the bangs met Yi Zhonghai's gaze, and the bangs not only did not dodge as before, but also showed a provocative look.

Tickle the teeth of the sea air.

Director Zhu and Director Zhang, who were hiding on the side and peeking at each other, looked at each other in a daze, and they were almost completely killed.

"What the fuck is this group of demons and monsters, who are so dignified and reversing black and white."

Director Zhu and Director Zhang think that they have also seen the world, the two have carried guns, been on the battlefield, and have also come into contact with a lot of people from three religions and nine ranks, and they have dealt with these people.

However, they were stunned that they had never seen such demons and monsters as the birds and beasts in the courtyard.

"Lao Zhang, I am also well-informed, and today's big drama has opened my eyes. What kind of stuff live in this quadrangle? ”

"Da Mao, it's not easy, in this beast cave, if Da Mao is not shameless, I'm afraid he will be eaten and wiped clean, and there will be no bones left." Director Zhu wiped a handful of cold sweat and said with palpitations.

"Fuck, I didn't expect that there would be such a group of demons and monsters living under his rule." Director Zhang said.

"Xu Damao, don't think that you can fool Jia Zhang's by diverting everyone's attention. Say, did you instigate the stick terrier, Xiaodang and Huaihua to pee on Jia Zhang's family? Yi Zhonghai was anxious to pull back a game and shouted loudly.