One Hundred and One: Stealing the Saint Out of the Mountain
Xu Damao turned off the lights early, but Xu Damao did not sleep, but waited intently, and at the same time, pricked up his ears to listen carefully to the movement in the courtyard.
At this time, people's nightlife itself is very scarce, and there is no other activity except making villains, and when it comes to about ten o'clock at night, the courtyard is already silent.
Xu Damao was not in a hurry, just like an experienced old hunter, sitting in the kitchen and waiting quietly, waiting for the prey to take the bait.
The stove in the kitchen is burning very strongly, not to mention Xu Damao's super physique, even if it is the previous physique, he will not feel how cold it is. At the same time, Xu Damao's courtyard gate was also hidden, so that it was convenient for Xu Damao to observe and enter and exit.
At about twelve o'clock in the night, there was finally movement in Qin Huairu's house.
Previously, after getting the note, the stick terrier suddenly realized that he only cared about stealing the stupid pillar's house, and forgot to steal the deaf old lady's house, the deaf old lady's house often eats well, and there must be money and tickets.
Greed makes the stick terrier wonder if it's a trap or not.
The stick terrier then burned the paper, and waited until the evening, ready to steal the deaf old lady's house.
This move woke up Qin Huairu, Qin Huairu slept very badly tonight, for fear that Xu Damao would come to smash the glass of his house again.
Qin Huairu slept very unsteadily, in a state of half-awake and half-asleep, always ready to catch Xu Damao on the spot.
"Terrier, where are you going?" Qin Huairu asked in a daze.
"It's a little upset, go to the toilet and, mom, you can sleep." Stick Terrier said.
Qin Huairu's eyes didn't open, and when she heard this, she lay directly on the bed and continued to sleep.
The stick terrier quietly went out of the door, squatted at the door for a while, and after Qin Huairu's snoring came from inside the house, the stick terrier quietly walked to the backyard.
When he arrived in the backyard, the stick terrier didn't notice that Xu Damao was staring at him through the hidden courtyard door.
The stick terrier first observed, and instead of prying the door, he climbed directly into the window. The glass of the deaf old lady's house was smashed to pieces, and it was naturally cheaper.
The Terrier opened the window and climbed straight inside, then turned on the flashlight and began to look around the house.
I have to admit that there is genius in this world.
The name of the stick terrier is well deserved, the stick terrier was stunned to find the deaf old lady's money in such a short time, if Xu Damao is asked to find it, Xu Damao estimates that he will have to look for a long time, and he may not find it.
Sure enough, you need talent to do anything, and all the skill points and talent points of the stick terrier are added to stealing.
The stick terrier "hehe~" laughed wildly, climbed out of the window, and ran home excitedly, just two steps away, he felt a pain in his neck, and fainted.
Xu Damao had been waiting for the stick terrier for a long time, and as soon as the stick terrier came out, Xu Damao slapped the knife over and knocked the stick terrier unconscious, and then, Xu Damao began to search the stick terrier.
"Hiss~" Xu Damao couldn't help but take a breath of cold air after searching the back of the stick terrier.
I saw two big yellow croakers, two small yellow croakers, a pair of jade bracelets, a jade pendant, and a handful of money and tickets in the arms of the stick terrier.
Although Xu Damao doesn't understand jade, it must be good to be treasured by a deaf old lady.
"The stick terrier is really ruthless, this is directly cutting the deaf old lady's coffin." Xu Damao secretly exclaimed in his heart, I really don't know if the stick terrier itself is ruthless, or the ignorant are fearless.
Xu Damao put away two big yellow croakers, two small yellow croakers, a pair of jade bracelets, and a jade pendant, and the money and tickets were still in the arms of the stick terrier.
Subsequently, Xu Damao carried the kettle to the middle courtyard and poured water in front of the doors of Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu.
It's old-fashioned, but it works. Hit the rabbit with grass, hit it when it hit, and pull it down if it can't hit it.
People are often prone to losing their minds when they are angry, and once they are controlled by anger and lose their minds, they will naturally not pay attention to some details.
Moreover, the Chinese people are comfortable, they would rather die than be comfortable, and they always pin their hopes on others, hoping that Xu Damao will not splash water on his door again, and he will naturally relax psychologically.
After Xu Damao waited for the water to start freezing, he put on gloves, touched two bricks, and smashed them at Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu's house respectively.
"Click~click~" Two crisp glass breaking sounds came, and Xu Damao ran back home with a "click~" and locked the courtyard door.
"Xu! Big! Dense! Qin Huairu shouted hysterically.
Qin Huairu was about to collapse.
Fortunately, Yi Zhonghai was put back, Qin Huairu turned on the lamp, put on his clothes and was about to open the door to find Yi Zhonghai to make his own decisions.
"Xu! Big! Dense! You bastard, you dare to smash the glass of my house! Yi Zhonghai's angry roar resounded in the courtyard.
When Qin Huairu heard that the glass of Yi Zhonghai's house had also been smashed, the anger in her heart was inexplicably reduced, and her mood was a little better.
"From Yi Zhonghai to come forward, this time should be able to clean up Xu Damao." Qin Huairu thought secretly.
Chinese people rely on nature, they don't want to solve things by themselves, they always want to rely on others, and once they are wronged, they always think about "having a big man".
It's a pity that no one cares about this kind of trivial matter, and this kind of trivial matter is the most torturous, it can drive a person crazy, in the past, Jia Zhang's used this trick to drive others crazy, and others could only pay money to settle the matter.
Now, it's their turn to be driven crazy.
"Uncle Yi, the glass of your house was also smashed by Xu Damao, let's go, let's find him." Qin Huairu opened the door and said angrily.
"Let's go! Find Xu Damao, that bastard! This time we must teach him a lesson and clean him up properly. At the same time, the door of Yi Zhonghai's house on the opposite side also opened, revealing Yi Zhonghai's angry face.
Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu were in extreme anger, naturally they didn't have the reason they used to have, and naturally ignored some small details, such as the ice under their feet.
The two went out at the same time, and then ......
"Ahh
"Ahh
Two miserable screams came, and Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu fell at the same time.
"Xu! Big! Dense! Yi Zhonghai was completely furious, struggled to get up, and roared angrily: "Come out, come out, come out, open the whole house meeting!" ”
"I must remove the tumor in our courtyard today, since someone dares to pour cold water on my door, I will also pour cold water on your door."
"It's okay for a young person to fall, but what if an old person falls and is disabled? You don't want to fall every day as soon as you go out, and you don't want to have to watch every day to see if there is water splashing in front of the door. ”
Yi Zhonghai Daode kidnapped this thief who played with his hands, knowing that he was falling, others would only see jokes, Yi Zhonghai simply made the danger comprehensive and spread it on everyone's heads.
No matter how reluctant the birds and beasts in the courtyard are, they have to get out of the bed, Yi Zhonghai's words are very right, Xu Damao can splash water at the door of Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu's house today, and he will also pour cold water at the door of their house in the future.
"Lao Yi, if you find the reason from yourself, why don't people splash water in front of my house, you have to be at your house? Putting aside the facts...... bangs jumped out and once again used this set of rhetoric to scold Zhonghai.
"Shut up! Is this my business alone? This matter is related to the safety of the big guy, do you dare to guarantee that the door of the big guy will not be splashed with water? If you can guarantee it, I'll turn around and leave. Yi Zhonghai shouted angrily.
If the bangs are really guaranteed, Yi Zhonghai will dare to splash water at the door of each house.
As soon as Liu Haizhong wanted to open his mouth to guarantee, he was stopped by Liu Guangtian, the big head in the bangs reacted slowly, but Liu Guangtian reacted quickly. What Yi Zhonghai thought, Liu Guangtian also thought of it.
Liu Guangtian then whispered a few words in his ear in his bangs.
Liu Haizhong's eyes suddenly widened with anger, and when he was about to find Yi Zhong to settle the account, Liu Guangtian whispered again: "People haven't done it yet, why are you looking for someone to settle accounts?" ”
Liu Haizhong was dumbfounded, yes, Yi Zhonghai hasn't splashed water on the doors of every house yet.
Yi Zhonghai saw that the people were almost there, so he looked proud, and led everyone straight to the backyard with high spirits.
He Yushui in the crowd stared at him with wide eyes and couldn't help but want to laugh.
He Yushui was not worried about Xu Damao's loss at all, after a few days of contact, He Yushui keenly found that Xu Damao's shamelessness was simply outrageous.
How can such a person suffer?
What's more, Yi Zhonghai's right-hand man and the stupid pillar of force are not there, and Yi Zhonghai can't hold Xu Damao at all just by words.
In just a few seconds, Yi Zhonghai led everyone to the backyard.
In the backyard, the stick terrier was lying on the ground, and the flashlight in Yi Zhonghai's hand only cared about the courtyard door of Xu Damao's house, and he didn't pay attention to his feet at all, and he was tripped by the stick terrier and chewed on.
"Xu Damao, I'll fuck your uncle!" Yi Zhonghai couldn't hold back any longer, and scolded directly.