One-three-0, bones
I knew that Agotosi would not understand what Bugon Toast meant, and that he would say something inappropriate, so I hurriedly wanted to answer for Agotoast.
But before I could open my mouth, Agotoast said loudly, "My teeth are for meat······
When I heard Ago's voice, my heart jumped to my throat, and I knew that she would say never to eat bones.
Ago's next words said, "I will only use a knife and a hammer to deal with something like hard bones." ”
Ago Toast is really a smart toast, she not only heard the meaning of Bugong Toast's words, but also told Bugong Toast what she meant.
My heart went into my stomach at once. I smiled and said, "There is an animal in this world named Haiyina, who follows the lions all the year round, and eats the leftover bones of the lions, and even the hard bones can be chewed and eaten carefully. ”
Agotoast said, "What to do, he is actually a Haiyina." ”
Bugon Toast stopped smiling, stared at Agotosi and said, "I am a human, not an animal. He turned to me and said, "It's not like you, it's a dog, a dog!" ”
I wasn't angry, I was used to being scolded like that. Just because the people who scolded me like this were all people who were defeated by me and had nothing to do with me, they had to scold me to relieve their anger in their hearts. I have paid a terrible price for defeat, can't they still let them scold me?
I also know that these people seem to have a lot of backbone, but in fact they are all weak and useless people.
Just because I've had that experience before······
"If you take my money, you will ward off the sickness for me······" Thinking this sentence in my heart, my face not only changed color, but also smiled happily.
I smiled and said, "Sometimes, Nahai Yina will follow the leopard and bite the leopard fiercely when he is unprepared, snatching the food that the leopard eats into its mouth." ”
Agotosi smiled and said, "I'm not a leopard, am I, Lord Bugong Toast?" ”
Bugon Toast couldn't answer, but he could still drink wine and eat bones.
I said, "Ah Guo Toast is naturally not a leopard, otherwise how could Bugong Toast eat bones now." ”
Bugon Toast was determined not to talk to us anymore and to concentrate on drinking and eating bones.
After he had eaten and drunk enough, Ah Guo Tusi suddenly said sharply, "Bugon, are you guilty?" ”
Presumably, Bugon Toast had already guessed that such an outcome would occur, so he behaved unusually calm. He looked at Ago's toast and said, "You are sitting in the master's chair and eating the sumptuous wine and food prepared by the master. ”
Ago Toast said, "Not good. ”
Bugon Toast said, "Isn't this suckling pig roasted crispy and stuffed between your teeth?" ”
Ago Toast said, "No. ”
Bugon Toast said, "Is this suckling pork not fragrant and glutinous enough to ruin your appetite?" ”
Ago Toast said, "No. ”
Bugon Tusi said, "Is it ······?"
Agotoast took the words and said, "Aren't these drinks and food prepared for your triumphant return, not for me?" ”
Bugon Toast said, "No, this is all prepared by me for the triumphant return of Agotoast, not myself. ”
Agotoast said, "You still have to quibble." ”
Bugong Toast's eyes were red, and he seemed to be about to cry, and he seemed to be very aggrieved. He said: "Agotosi passed through my territory to go to Dalao Amu Tusi, and did not come to sit in my official village, so that I could put on a feast for you and fulfill the friendship of the landlord······"
Agotoast said, "That's what I'm afraid will scare you." ”
Bugon Toast said: "Now, I have carefully prepared a banquet for the triumphant return of Agotosi, and I don't know where I didn't do it, offended Master Ago, and asked Master Agotosi to come to ask for guilt." ”
As he spoke, he began to wipe away his tears.
He is really a cunning old fox who blames all the blame on Agotoast's head, making others think that Agotoast is wrong to blame him.
Ah Guo Tusi said: "So, let me ask you, what are you doing with people in Heizhugou?" ”
Bugon Toast said: "That is to welcome the triumphant return of Master Ago. ”
Ah Guo Tusi sneered and said, "Didn't you go and hit me by surprise?" ”
Bugon Toast said: "My loyalty to Master Agotosi can be learned. ”
Agotosi took out the testimony written by the butler and threw it to Bugon Toast. She said, "See for yourself, it's not like my people are deliberately framing you." ”
Bugon Tusi didn't even glance at the testimony, he turned his eyes to his butler, and said sharply: "Okay, you ungrateful butler, I am not thin on you, even I found out that you were cheating with my charming fourth aunt, I forgave you, I didn't expect that today you actually came to frame me in front of Master Aguo Tusi, you, you want to kill me, so that you can be with my fourth aunt forever, I, I will not spare you." ”
The housekeeper was stunned for a moment, and then immediately said, "I don't dare anymore, let the master spare me." ”
I said, "You're telling us that you've framed Bugong Tusi and deceived Master Ago, right?" ”
The housekeeper was stunned again, and after glancing at Bugong Toast, he lowered his head and replied, "Yes." ”
I said, "Do you know the consequences of cheating on Master Ago? ”
The butler said, "Yes." ”
I said, "You don't know. ”
The butler just stared at me.
I said, "Have you ever seen a gelding or a gelding?" ”
The butler's face changed.
And I said, "Though our men are not geldings, they know how to cut and cut by the roots." ”
The butler's face turned pale.
I said, "I heard that you have a lot of beautiful and charming women, but I'm afraid that in the future you will only have to deal with them with your hands and tongue, and so many beautiful and charming women, I'm afraid that all of them will be cheaper than others, which is a pity." "When I said the rest of the sentence, I was staring at the Bugon Toast.
The butler's gaze became uncertain, and the most he saw was Bugon Toast and me. I looked at the butler and couldn't help but laugh in my heart.
So, I said, "What would it be like to have a beautiful and attractive woman sleeping next to you, but not being able to get her body?" ”
The butler's gaze suddenly froze, as if he was making a final decision to make a final decision.
I was silent for a while and then suddenly said, "Butler······"
The butler shuddered in my voice, as if my voice was a thunderbolt.