Another time, Yu came back from going out to see a doctor, and as soon as he entered the village, he heard crying.

When asked, it turned out to be a neighbor's child who died suddenly.

He didn't care about entering the house, so he hurried to the deceased's house, asked about the child's condition before he died, and asked the child to be pulled out of the "burial jar" quickly.

He took off the child's clothes, cut open the belly with a knife, and took out the intestines to see, it turned out that the child had eaten too much uncooked meat, and the intestines were blocked at once.

Yu quickly squeezed out the meat to clear the intestines, then straightened out the stomach, stitched up the wound, and finally stuffed the child's nose with some herbs.

In less than half a day, the child slowly came back to life. ”

I said, "I'm afraid Hua Tuo's medical skills are passed down from Yu Tarsus, right?"

The master said: "Hua Tuo is also a member of the Heavenly Doctor's Sect, and he has the "Green Capsule Sutra" handed down, and he will find it in the next life."

I exclaimed, "Really?"

I asked worriedly: "Master, do I think this "Yellow Emperor Outer Classic" will be punished by heaven?" Will it thunder and electrocut? ”

The master walked out of the room with a smile.

I opened the Heavenly Doctor Zhu Youshu in front of me, and looked at it page by page, most of which were like reading a book from heaven.

Except for the winding snake-like spells, which are some incomprehensible spells.

Suddenly I saw something like this:

"Child's Night Cry (drew a spell)

The emperor of heaven and the emperor of the earth, there is a night in the house,

Recite it three times, and you will feel the light of day. ”

Isn't this what we read when we were kids, on trees and walls by the roadside:

"Emperor of Heaven, Emperor of Earth,

There is a night cryer in my house,

The gentleman who passed by read it three times,

Sleep till dawn" spell?

It seems that Zhu Youshu has been circulating among the people, even for thousands of years, and there must be a reason for its existence.

I remembered that when I was a child, I was stuck by fish bones when I ate fish, and my grandmother used a bowl of bone-melting water, and it was easy to solve it.

I still use it.

Whenever there is a happy event in the countryside, fish is an indispensable dish.

It is not uncommon for children to get stuck in the throat with fish bones stuck in the throat at banquets.

Once someone gets stuck in a fish bone, many people don't go to the hospital and come straight to my grandma.

Every time my grandmother found a bowl of water, pinched the Sanshan Jue with her left hand and held the water bowl, made a sword finger with her right hand, drew a talisman on the surface of the bowl, and chanted words in her mouth at the same time.

After the painting is finished, let the visitor drink it, and when the water is gone, the fish bones disappear, and I don't know whether they swallowed it or disappeared out of thin air.

I saw my grandmother prepare Jiulong water once, and I was very curious, and when I was in junior high school, I begged my grandmother to tell me how to prepare Jiulong water.

Grandma said I wrote it down.

Fish bones:

There is a king in my family, and the dragon king is my relative. Nine dragons come to absorb water, thorns without heart.

Turning large fish bones into chicken bones:

Dog bone pill, chicken bone pill, nine dragons turn you into a deep pool.

This bowl is as hydrated as the East China Sea, and its throat is as beautiful as a pond.

Kowloon into the hole. Wu Feng: Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, edict.

Transform all bones:

Bone Swallowing Pill, Bone Turning Pill, Nine Yellow Dragons Under the Deep Pool,

Please move Maoshan Li Laojun and split the Heavenly Thunder Bone Pill.

Feng Taishang Laojun Sanmao Zhenjun is as anxious as the law, edict.

I copied it and put it in a notebook, and whenever a classmate got a fish bone stuck in the throat, I pretended to be. There are words in the mouth.

Not to mention, every time I drank it, it disappeared without a trace.

Our home is in a small mountain town in western Anhui, the ancient town of Yunguan, the junction of three counties, and there is a saying that the three counties of chicken song.

It is a small town with only more than 100 shops, built by the river, and is an antique mountain town.

Every six months, a slightly chubby, clothed man in a robe and shoes appears in the town.

When I came, I lived in the small courtyard behind the Laifu Inn next door to my house.

Wake up early in the morning, burn incense and paper in the courtyard, worship heaven and earth, and then start setting up street stalls.

After setting up the stall, he erected a long bench with three feet in the air and one foot on the ground. There are words in the mouth, the mouth stops and the hand is loose, and the bench does not fall.

I picked up a big stone on the side of the street and gently put it on the top of the bench, and the stone and the bench were evenly matched, and the stone was an irregular river stone, which weighed about 20 catties.

In the rivers and lakes, it is called Zhaocai, and it is also called selling color heads, attracting onlookers.

When someone came around, he took out a piece of yellow mounting paper with a drawing on it from a small box, foamed at the mouth, and pasted it on the door panel of the shop (usually the door panel of a closed store), and nailed a small nail in the center of the yellow mounted paper.

Then the right hand picked up a full cup of water, the left hand picked up a small bamboo sieve with a diameter of about one foot, stretched out in front of the audience, let the audience look at it, and then turned the cup and the bamboo sieve over at the same time, lifted the three small ropes on the edge of the sieve, twisted together, and hung it on the small nail, and the water in the cup did not leak out.

[In fact, this is equivalent to the magic of the rivers and lakes, my master once taught me: bamboo blue water.] The principle is the same.

In early spring, collect frog eggs by the river, pound them into gelatin, and apply them in the sieve eye, which does not need to be too much to cover the mouth of the cup a little bigger, and you can play with it in the sun. Also pay attention to the details, there is no transparent glue at the time, so people feel magical]

Posing these two sets of shelves, this Jianghu Langzhong sat behind a small broken desk, leisurely shaking the folding fan and blowing the conch. On the broken desk, there were several unknown medicine books and a few stacks of yellow-mounted paper. Each book is worn out and illegible.

If someone has tumors, blisters, or sores on his body, no matter where the part is, he never asks the patient to uncover his clothes for a detailed examination.

Just use your fingers to roughly measure the size of the affected area, then cut a human shape with yellow mounting paper, spit foam, and stick it on the door panel.

Draw a circle on the same part of the paper figure with a brush, take a silver needle, and gently insert it into the circle, only to hear the patient shout "ouch", and the blood and yellow pus immediately flow out from the affected area.

At this time, he took the opportunity to take a pair of plasters and sell them to the patient, and let the patient apply it on his own, and it was fine in a few days.

There was a tofu shop in town, with children about seven or eight years old, yellow and thin, with a swollen belly. I went to a lot of doctors and took a lot of medicines, but they didn't work.

In the end, the child's mother, in the mood of "not trying it out of precautions", led him to this Zhu Yulangzhong.

Zhu Yulang rolled the child's eyelids, pressed them slightly on the big belly, and then shouted to his mother, "Quickly bring the toilet!" ”

"What" his mother was a little puzzled: "What's the use of the toilet?" ”

At this time, the onlookers also burst into laughter.

Zhu Youlangzhong stopped talking, cut a human shape with yellow mounted paper, pasted it on the door, and picked up a silver needle to kill the paper man's abdomen.

After a while, I saw that the child's eyebrows were wrinkled, and his hands were sticking to his belly and yelling pain, his mother saw this, and quickly pulled him home, just walked to the door of the bean tofu shop, the child "porphyr" let out a loud fart, and then a stream of yellow water, like a waterfall, poured out of the anus, flowing all over the ground, smelly, and the abdominal distension was cured.

In the past, there were also traveling doctors on the streets of Yunguan. A sign that reads "Ancestral Secret Recipe, Cure All Diseases", but there are mostly charlatans who "pick toothworms and catch eye worms".

I'm here to reveal the secret of the dentist's painless tooth extraction.

As we all know, a toothache is not a disease, it hurts to kill. Nowadays, it is impossible for dentists to extract teeth painlessly without anesthetic.

In ancient times, in addition to the acupuncture and anesthesia method of traditional Chinese medicine, there was also a set of blessing techniques in the rivers and lakes.

The process of "minimally invasive tooth extraction" is generally as follows:

The dentist will use a small bamboo pole like chopsticks to examine the patient's affected teeth. After three or five minutes, gently tap the top of the patient's head with the palm of your hand and say, "Come down."

Strangely, without anesthetics or tooth extraction instruments, the bad tooth will fall out naturally and painlessly, and the patient will open his mouth and spit it out, and there is no bleeding.

At this time, take a sip of black herbal water, rinse your mouth, and you're done.

If you go to the hospital to extract a tooth now, the cost is high and complicated, and you need to use various instruments, anesthetics, and a lot of bleeding after extraction, and take anti-inflammatory drugs for several days.

The secret of the Jianghu miracle doctor is on that chopstick-shaped bamboo pole. There is a small hole in the front with a small powder inside, and the powder is poured over the gums when the tooth is examined.

After three to five minutes, the powder dissolves into the root of the tooth, separates from the gums, and hits the top of the head violently, and the patient's upper and lower teeth knock out, and it naturally detached.