Chapter 342: Retrograde begging for red envelopes, and spitting at the wedding car
said.
The old man took out the results of the physical examination next to the car seat.
"I have a check-up once a week, and I just finished it yesterday, and I don't have any problems with my body."
"Dead girl, I believe you are looking for you, you are good, curse your uncle and me!"
"If you have the ability to blow up your address, you see if I can't find you, it's over!"
Shi Sang said the address of the 505 office.
The old man was instantly quiet.
He knew that the 505 Office, the son of the square dance partner, worked in this department.
So, the old man coaxed.
But the old man was still not convinced.
He thought that if he could scare him like this, Shi Sang was definitely not a good person.
The old man was so angry that his face turned red: "I really want to beat the gong and drum so that everyone can come to see who you are, so curse an old man, you are not afraid of retribution!" ”
Shi Sang embraced: "Between you and me, isn't it you who deserves the most retribution?" ”
[The anchor has something to say! ] 】
[The old man has always been a very good person, he often uses the money from the sale of cardboard boxes to buy candy for passing children, I don't think he is a bad person, sit back and wait for Shi Sang to be slapped in the face. 】
[Upstairs is a pure passerby, but anyone who has watched the anchor's two live broadcasts can't say such a thing. 】
[It is recommended that those who are expecting the anchor to be slapped in the face watch the live broadcast replay of the anchor to ensure that you are speechless. 】
The old man was shocked and angry, this Shi Sang, staring at whoever enters, the evil door is very evil. But he dared to even Mai Shisang, relying on the fact that the prosecution period of the case had expired, and even if it passed, he would not be stupid enough to admit it in person.
If it were someone else, he might have told someone else an inspirational story about his previous successes.
But this is Shi Sang.
What if he admits it on the front foot, and Shi Sang sends him in on the back foot?
He didn't admit it!
The old man said confidently: "What retribution have I suffered, have you ever seen such a healthy old man as me?" If I deserve retribution, how can I live to be seventy-nine? ”
Shi Sang said meaningfully: "Don't think that worshipping Buddha and praying to God can bless you with a long life." ”
The old man sighed in his heart, and subconsciously touched the safety buckle around his neck.
Shi Sang looked at the comment area: "Next, people with low tolerance and people with bad hearts should be mentally prepared." ”
"I'd like to hear how amazing it is. 】
[Heart: I'm ready, I'm ready.] 】
[All of a sudden.] 】
Shi Sang set his eyes back on the old man.
"You were an accountant when you were young, and you made false accounts for the company many times, and once the incident happened, when the evidence pointed to you, you proposed to push out the new employees who studied with you to take the blame."
"The reason why the person who bears your guilt is willing to take the benefits you give you to take the blame for you is for your wife and children, but you take care of the other party's wife to the bed, and take them to visit the prison during the New Year's holidays, making you so angry that you have a heart attack."
"If you take good care of their mother and son, it will be okay, but you will take all the money from the family, pat your ass and leave, and repeat the previous crime in another place."
[The bad guys are getting old.] 】
[Blow up Lao Deng's address, I have to go over and watch him live for no more than three days! ] 】
[I'll go too.] 】
[Line up to watch in a civilized manner.] 】
[I'm an elementary school student, let me cut into a line.] 】
When the old man saw that the matter was revealed, he was surprised and still retorted: "You are slandering, if I used to be an accountant, how could I be reduced to picking up rags?" I'm not afraid of shadows, you want to pour dirty water on me, no way! ”
[It makes sense, the accounting at that time, the pension will definitely not be less today. 】
[The anchor miscalculated, right? 】
Shi Sang said: "All your money is used to squander, and all major entertainment venues have your in-store consumption records, whether it's true or not, just check it." ”
The old man wanted to speak and stopped.
He was afraid that he would say too many mistakes, and Shi Sang might say the names of the entertainment venues he had been to one by one.
The old man was silent.
The water friends in the live broadcast room were excited.
[Is this place legal?] 】
What is the name of the entertainment venue? 】
[I'll pay for it, take me one.] 】
[This is not going to go! 】
[The old man often gives candy to the children, is it all pretending to be kind? 】
Shi Sang said with disgust in his eyes: "He has a fetish, and he can take the opportunity to rub oil when he gives sugar, but if you look closely, you will find that no piece of his sugar is given to the boy." ”
The old man hurriedly diverted the topic: "Nonsense, I'm old, I don't want a reputation, whatever you slander, you just say why I only have three days to live, why!?" ”
[If what the anchor says is true, then you really should. ] 】
[The same paragraph is curious why, is it a curse? ] 】
Shi Sang said: "According to your eight retrograde trips a day, if you don't die, who will die?" ”
The old man looked in front of him, and the oncoming tram would take the initiative to pass him.
Retrograde will you die?
He didn't believe it!
Then.
The old man found the wedding car team from a distance, and he patted his thigh and said.
"You dead girl knows that there is a wedding car in front of you, how much money did you take from the other party, so you can do things for this couple, don't want to stop me from going this way!"
"You make me angry, I'll go over and ask for money now, if you don't give it to me, you won't leave!"
The old man knows that when he stops the wedding car, the newlyweds must give money, and the reason why he is taking this road today is that he is sure that today's day is good, and someone will definitely get married today.
He wants to tell his premeditated plan to be angered by Shi Sang, and when something happens, everyone will take Shi Sang to crusade together, he is not happy, and Shi Sang should not think about it!
[The case has been solved, this wave is not the curse of the anchor, nor is it the curse of God, but Lao Deng's own death. 】
[Wrong-way stop the wedding car, you are awesome! ] 】
[This is too "criminal". 】
[If I'm a newcomer, I'll be angry. 】
The old man twisted the handlebar as he spoke, drove towards the middle of the road, and successfully met the head of the wedding team.
The driver of the wedding car slammed on the brakes, almost scolding, and he turned his head to look at the newlyweds behind him.
Groom: "......"
He obviously looked at Huang before he went out. Calendar, why can I still meet such a person.
The driver of the wedding car got permission and lowered the window: "How can you go against the road!" Aren't you afraid of death? ”
Old man: "What's wrong with me going retrograde, can't I go retrograde?" You young people can't just let me go? ”
Wedding car driver: "......"
I've seen something outrageous, but I've never seen anything so outrageous.
The bride said unhappily: "What's the matter!" Hurry up and give him some money and send him away! ”
The bridegroom sighed faintly.
What's wrong with the old people now?
He has seen a lot of old people who touch porcelain, and the first time he saw an old man who is not afraid of death in retrograde.
It turns out.
Only conformists suffer.
I've often felt out of place with you because I'm not perverted enough.jpg
The groom resigned himself to taking out the red envelope, opening the car door, and walking over to hand the red envelope to the old man.
The old man saw that the groom was so neat in money, and the suit still looked high-end, so he opened the red envelope in public, and at the end, he deliberately spit in the direction of the wedding car.
"This money, what about you send Hanako?"
Groom: "......"
He gave a red envelope with a face value of 100, which was a large amount everywhere, and it came out of the old man's mouth, as if he was giving a dime. (End of chapter)