Chapter 350: @刚铁练不成, Let people accurately alleviate poverty
The next day.
Ye family compound.
"Gangzi, why hasn't your eldest sister and second sister replied to my message? I won't answer the phone, and if they don't transfer money to me, I won't have the money to send incense to the true gods! ”
"Play and play, you know how to play games, and I'm worried that you can't find a daughter-in-law?"
"Can you serve a snack!?"
Mama Ye was pacing in the yard.
Ye Gang shook his legs to play mobile games, exuding an idle atmosphere all over his body, and when he heard Ye's mother's words, he was very impatient, and turned around and went into the house to watch the live broadcast.
Ye Zi rolled up his sleeves slowly: "When I came, I was still thinking about why you knew that it was a poisonous medicine, why did you feed it to me, am I not my own?" Or am I not good enough for you? Now, I've figured it out, it's me who gives you face too much, so you can get an inch. ”
[Who is fortunate enough to be unhappy to know that far away? 】
Ye Gang sighed in his heart: "What do you mean!?" ”
Between words.
[Suddenly not sour, thank you.] 】
Why do you have to get married? 】
Ye Gang picked up his phone and ran out of the house.
Mother Ye: "......"
Shi Sang continued: "It's late, they will be caught stepping on the sewing machine, and they need to make an appointment to see them again." ”
She just won't get beaten!
Ye Zi looked at Ye Ying and continued, "But that doesn't mean I won't do anything to your children. ”
[I flipped to it, in Article 300 of the Criminal Law. 】
Ye Gang: "!? ”
Ye Gang was in a trance: "What they believe is really evil. Teach? It turns out that my sister is not wrong. ”
[Giving birth to a son and passing on the lineage. 】
Meanwhile.
Then.
Dad Ye roared: "Don't fight, it's all a family, spread it out and let others see the joke!" ”
Ye Gang said confidently.
[Your sister: Bolt Q.] 】
[Hey, sometimes it's a sadness to be too good. 】
[No, no, no, the sad thing is those who will go in and step on the sewing machine. 】
"I didn't bring my girlfriend home because I didn't want my girlfriend to see my family's poverty, and having nothing would only make her feel that we didn't value her."
[I have a girlfriend, I don't believe it. 】
Mother Ye paused: "No matter, it's a big deal that I borrow some money from the bank, no one can suffer the true god, let alone let my son beat a bachelor." ”
That's good.
Mother Ye breathed a sigh of relief.
[It is also possible that the mother wants to see her son have a companion, so that he will not be unhappy in his old age. 】
Ye Gang: "......"
"Mom, sister, spare me, ah! I don't dare anymore, ah, mom save me! ”
Ye Zi sneered and looked down at the people in the courtyard: "Mom, you are so great, just sell your kidney, you can not only send more money to your god, but also show your sincerity." ”
【Knocking Wood Fish .jpg】
Shi Sang smiled and said: "Don't worry about your sister's money, you have a slender mountain roots, a withdrawn personality, and your earlobes are lifted upward, and this life is the life of a lonely life." ”
[Don't say it, there is really a sister who will be a Voldemort! ] 】
When Shi Sang said that he was drawing lucky bags, Ye Gang clicked the lottery on a whim and won the lottery.
Babbling.
[I don't have money and I want to marry a daughter-in-law, and I want your sister to help you with precise poverty alleviation. 】
[No, you can't laugh, you will lose your merits.] 】
Ye Zi laughed: "That's really good, let's get us in together." ”
Ye Gang said proudly: "Our family has no money, but my eldest sister's family has money, she is very capable, I get married, she can't say nothing, right?" ”
Ye Gang didn't expect Shi Sang to even be able to calculate this, he had been in the game circle all the year round, and he didn't know that Shi Sang, now it's called a convincing, and he doesn't even tremble his legs.
Good you're big!
Shi Sang waved his hand: "After selling the kidney, your money will be consumed for various reasons, but it will not be used to marry a daughter-in-law." I suggest you take off your headphones and go out now, I'll do the math, and in the past six months, you can still see your parents again. ”
[Cold knowledge: people don't die if they don't get married. 】
Ye Zi took a deep breath and said repeatedly: "As a child, you can't do it to your elders. ”
How can he be a single!
He didn't believe it!
[Poor little Gangzi, ruthlessly played by fate between applause and applause. 】
The unlocked iron door was kicked open by the leaves.
Shi Sang calculated that the awakened person who could send a heavy blow to the acupoint was in Ye Gang's house, and she smiled.
【+1! 】
[I'll really turn sour into lemons.] 】
When Ye's mother heard her eldest daughter's voice, she subconsciously wanted to scold and ask for child support, but after seeing the second daughter with a blue nose and swollen face on Ye Zi's right hand, she instantly chose to be silent.
Ye Zi's slap slapped Ye Ying's body, and Ye Ying let out a pig-like scream.
Mother Ye frowned: "It's not big or small, are you talking to your mother like this?" Look at how you beat your sister, my poor Yingzi, aren't you afraid that I will report J? ”
"I want to ask when I can marry my daughter-in-law, so that my mother won't nag all day long, by the way, I have a girlfriend, but I didn't bring it home, my mother still thinks I can't find it, my daughter-in-law can't afford to marry, can I still find a girlfriend?"
[Electronic wooden fish, let's line up to claim it. 】
Li Lao Er led the stone and came up from behind the leaves: "Good morning, mother-in-law." ”
At this time, Dad Ye came back and joined the camp of Mama Ye, who blamed Ye.
Ye Ma was speechless.
There was a crow standing above the courtyard, and its cry was as irritated as Mama Ye at this time.
Ye Zi said every time he drew it: "You made me stupid like you, and I missed the best time to find Xiaobao." It was you who made me entertain you like a fool, treating me like an ATM, and years of affection were no match for a pile of waste paper, and it was you who didn't treat me as a relative first. ”
Shi Sang's legal knowledge: "Propaganda of evil. and the circumstances are serious and the sentence is not less than seven years imprisonment. ”
Ye Gang said highly: "I have a girlfriend, it's a big deal that I sell my kidney for money, and I can also marry." ”
Shi Sang nodded and said meaningfully: "Your girlfriend wants a bride price of 400,000 yuan, and only brings back 100,000 yuan for your young couple to consume, the problem is that you can't take out 400,000 yuan, which is why you haven't brought your girlfriend to see your family for a long time." ”
Ye Gang, who was wearing headphones, brushed Shi Sang's live broadcast.
Shi Sang applauded and said with a smile: "Let's welcome the first person who is destined, 'Rigid iron can't be practiced'." ”
Ye Gang said excitedly: "Hello everyone, hello everyone, I really didn't expect my luck to be so good!" ”
[Poor Gangzi, the daughter-in-law is gone, and your parents are going to leave you. 】
Ye Zi tugged at Ye Ying's ears and sneered: "Don't stand and talk without back pain, it's not that your child is missing, you don't feel distressed." A few of you have joined forces to feed me ecstasy soup, and over the years, you have swindled from me with not a million but half a million dollars, part of which is dedicated to your evil gods, and the rest is spent on your precious son. ”
Dad Ye didn't follow: "You said that we raised you so much, did you eat and wear?" When did I not give you any money when you were a child? Your brother is the one who inherits the incense in our family, and it is right for him to spend more money as a sister! ”
Mother Ye also said: "I gave birth to your brother and had a difficult birth, how hard did it take to have such a son, it was your problem that you didn't take care of your son, no wonder we are." Why don't you know that you feel sorry for me? Shouldn't you help your parents take care of your own brother? ”