Chapter 0000: Introduction
Yama was suffering from an unspeakable male disease.
After all, he is the head of the Ten Halls of Yama, how can he be unspeakably hidden?
But recently, a lot of things have happened in the halls of Hades, and if it is not timely, it will cause endless trouble.
Forcibly endured the itching, Yama Luo took the python robe and jade to the various halls to inspect.
Under the airtight brocade robe, he was like an ant drilling into his heart, which made him more and more unbearable
The lame movements made the little ghosts along the way snicker.
At this time, the extremely ugly old ghosts who could scare the ghosts out of their souls did not laugh, but walked a few steps quickly and knelt down in front of Yama:
"Little knock to see Emperor Yan!"
"Bold little ghost, dare to stop the driver! Put it in the pan and cook! Black Impermanence said angrily.
Before the captured imps approached, the kneeling ugly ghost actually stood up and ran to Yama's ear, and whispered: "Emperor Qiqi, the little courage to stop you is because I see that you seem to be unspeakably sick, can you let the little one be treated?" ”
Yama, who was taken aback, turned his anger into joy, and then drank back and let the ugly ghost follow him back to the dormitory.
The ugly ghost was indeed a genius, and after observing the symptoms of Yama, he offered a prescription.
Hades applied it externally, and it improved at that time, and in three days, the stubborn disease was cured.
Yama was delighted, summoned the ugly ghost who had cured him, and asked, "What is your name in the sun?" When did you get to the underworld? ”
The ugly ghost kowtowed and responded: "Back to Emperor Yan, the little one's name is Li Fuguo, he is a person from the Tang Dynasty, and he doesn't know how many years he has been in the underworld." ”
"Hahaha......" Yan Luo laughed, "I forgot that you are the eunuch and traitor Li Fuguo when Tang Suzong was there.
He's an old ghost, too! Nian Er has made a meritorious contribution to healing his illness, and he has decided to reward Yuer, what are your requirements? But it doesn't hurt to talk about it. ”
"Xie Yan Emperor Longen! The little one wants to take care of the student as soon as possible! ”
"What's so hard about that? Yes, let Ertosheng be it now! ”
Li Fuguo was overjoyed when he saw that Yan Luo agreed so quickly, and continued to plead: "Emperor Yan, the little one still has two small requests. ”
Yama was very open at this time, and he had some kind of desire, and he was very happy in his heart: "Hahaha...... What a dog
Can't change eating. Even if you die a hundred times, you won't be able to change your greedy nature! Lone is happy today
What are the requirements? Come! ”
"Emperor Xie Yan!" Li Fuguo kowtowed, "When in the sun, the small four bodies are not diligent, and the grains are not divided. The shoulder can't
Bear the burden, and the hand cannot carry the basket. Therefore, if you are a child, the first one who is young is still wanting to be an official. ”
"What about the second one?"
"When the little one is in the sun, he is castrated at a very young age, and I don't know what the joy of men and women tastes like. Since Emperor Yan promised the little child, he will satisfy the second one: let the little one have a winning guy and taste the taste of a woman. ”
"It's the same thing you said, as a man but without the ability of a man, it's a pity in life!"
Yama Ghost's eyes rolled and he thought, "This guy wants a winning guy." Okay, when this kid is in the sun
Why not let him grow into a horse-like guy in charge of the stables?
Thinking of this, Yama said, "Lonely and complete! However, Er is a traitorous eunuch who has left a reputation for eternity, and he can't be born from a good family. At this moment, there is a beggar in the yang world who is about to freeze, so let's take advantage of this to survive. As for whether you can continue to be an official and a eunuch in the future and enjoy the fun between men and women, it depends on your creation. ”
After Yan Luo finished speaking to Li Fuguo, he called his henchmen around him again, and whispered: "Tell me to go down and give this guy a horse, but that beggar is too handsome, Li Fuguo has a winning guy, and then he has a handsome appearance, won't he be alone in all the good things in the world?" ”
Confidants comprehend: "The little one understands"
When Yan Luo heard this, he laughed, flicked the sleeves of his robe, and went to have fun with the female ghost.
Seeing Yan Luo turn around and leave, Li Fuguo hurriedly grabbed the henchman: "Senior, stay for the time being, dare to ask what Emperor Yan whispered to his predecessor just now?" ”
Li Fuguo said as he took out a very delicate piece of jade from his arms.
Seeing that this thing was a priceless treasure, the henchman told Li Fuguo what Yama meant.
Li Fuguo lowered his eyebrows and said: "Senior, when the little one is in the yang world, he is extremely ugly, if he returns to the yang world and is still so ugly, even if the guy wins again, what's the use?" Therefore, I hope you will be perfect in old age. The small guarantee is to use more gold and silver treasures for you during the four Halloween festivals! ”
The henchman nodded in agreement: "Good to say, easy to say." ”