Chapter 291 Don't learn from impermanence
"Since the Rite of Hades, you have been my only woman.
Aren't I ignorant of the precept that all people but you are adulterous? ”
Shen Mohan's eyes darkened, and he pinched Su Jinyan's chin, which tightened unconsciously, and the pain made me laugh and dodge.
"Don't learn from impermanence! Dare to set my backyard on fire and see how I clean you up! ”
pinching Su Jinyan's jaw, he lifted it slightly, leaned over and kissed it......
After a long time, he reluctantly left a little, and he looked like he didn't know how to be satisfied.
With his strong and slender fingers, he gently lifted Su Jinyan's pajamas, and before he could start, he was blocked by Su Jinyan raising his hand.
"You still want it? Babies are going to protest! It's July, and I'm going to be born soon......"
Shen Mohan sighed slightly, let go of his hand, and lay on his side.
"It's good to be born, these two little things grow really slowly......"
"Slow? It's more than a month slower than ordinary people, but the spirit fetus should be slow, right? How long does it take for a fairy to be pregnant? ”
Su Jinyan raised his hand and attached it to his bulging lower abdomen, turned his head to look at Shen Mohan and asked.
Hearing this, Shen Mohan was speechless.
"Silly girl, where did you see your book? How do immortals conceive! ”
"Oh, yes!"
Su Jinyan smiled a little embarrassedly, she was really stupid for three years!
Immortals cultivate pure yang, refine filth, and leave only a ball of yang energy, yang energy is light and floating and belongs to the sky, which is the so-called enlightenment to become immortals, and from now on they are not in the five elements, free from the shackles of yin and yang, and are not subject to the suffering of reincarnation, they only need to cultivate their temperament and cultivate qi, and get rid of distracting thoughts in a timely manner to avoid too many calamities.
Only yin and yang can conceive all things, so the gods are actually the same as the underworld, how can they give birth to children, otherwise the great gods of thousands of years will not give birth to the descendants of a country?
It is no wonder that the gods and goddesses in myths and stories always think about the lower realm, or the indescribable after being born as a human being, and then give birth to children.
"Do you know now why so many idle and boring old men are waiting for you to have children, right?"
The corners of Shen Mohan's mouth twitched, a little dissatisfied with the attitude that those great gods liked to see.
"I didn't know before, but now I know......" I nodded.
"So, hurry up and get these two things out, it's really in the way!"
"Then when the baby is born, let's use contraception! In this way, you won't have to-"
When Shen Mohan heard Su Jinyan say this, he immediately swept over with a cold gaze and said word by word.
"Think, all, don't, think."
Su Jinyan: "......"
She really wants to cry without tears, why is he so authoritarian in this love?
"Don't be lazy, give birth once and don't give birth?"
The corners of his lips hooked up with a wicked smile, and his fingers crossed the arc of Su Jinyan's stomach.
"It's hard to wait, but I like to see you like this......"
Su Jinyan: "......"
She looked at the ceiling speechlessly.
Shenxiao Jiuchen, the Heavenly Immortals, who should she complain to?
Shen Mohan said that if she didn't look at it, she wouldn't watch it, and hugged Su Jinyan to sleep until her mobile phone alarm clock rang the next day.
When Su Jinyan opened his eyes, he saw Shen Mohan leaning on the head of the bed, looking at the photo of the strange bird that was turned out last night.
"This ugly thing is a signpost on the evil ghost road, probably sneaking into the world to make trouble."
Shen Mohan frowned and looked at the person on the phone.
"This kind of Hades monster is the lowest thing, like a doorbell or a phone in your world, a tool, but it has the ability to think."
Su Jinyan nodded.
"Well, I'm going to check it out, it's seen me in the Demon Dao before, maybe I know if I had a blood jade bracelet on my wrist at that time......
Personally, I think it shouldn't be dead, it's possessed by this little daughter, so I'm going to grab it and ask about it. ”
Putting away the phone, Shen Mohan half-hugged Su Jinyan, put his horned chin against the top of Su Jinyan's head, and sighed.
"It's inconvenient for you to hold your stomach, so don't run around anymore, just let Xiaoxiao go for these things."
Hearing this, Su Jinyan shook his head and said.
"No, I have to go to the bracelet for something......
Didn't you say that you couldn't find it after digging three feet into the ground, it must have been missing for a short time when I fell into the evil ghost path.
I saw this photo yesterday and thought maybe I was picked up by this thing! ”
“…… Then I will send a messenger to follow you. ”
Shen Mohan looked at Su Jinyan's bulging lower abdomen and pondered for a moment before speaking.
"No need, the appearance in broad daylight, the yin officials are also very hard, I'll go with Xiaoxiao, and if it goes well, I'll be back tonight."
Su Jinyan paused and added.
"And I can ask the local land father-in-law to help me."
"You......"
Shen Mohan chuckled and shook his head, got up and prepared to open, he bent down and imprinted a kiss on the corner of Su Jinyan's lips, and said in a low voice.
"Don't be embarrassed to call them, you are my wife, and it is their duty for them to be obedient to you and obey you, understand?"
"Good!"
Su Jinyan looked at Shen Mohan with crooked eyebrows, his gradually fading figure, and his chest was overflowing with happiness.
……
When he arrived at the shopkeeper's hometown, before he entered the door, Su Jinyan heard the sound of pots and pans smashing from the yard.
A ghostly aura faintly permeated this small farmhouse courtyard, and the villagers passing by hurriedly ran past his door.
Guo Xiaoxiao stopped the villagers and asked them about the family.
The villagers scolded in disgust.
"This must be a psychotic episode! Make a fuss at home all day long! ”
"I think it's a ghost! Well, suddenly there was a change of person. ”
"What the hell? The old man of his family is a person who has been on the battlefield to kill the enemy, which ghost dares to come to his house? It's better to see a doctor now! ”
Listening to the discussion of the villagers, Su Jinyan stood in front of the closed door and saw that the door god posted on the door of this house was torn.
After inquiring, Guo Xiaoxiao stepped forward to knock on the door and call someone, but after shouting for a long time, no one answered, but the sound of smashing bowls and basins stopped.
"I'll go inside and see."
Guo Xiaoxiao said impatiently.
But just as she was about to climb over the wall, the door opened with a bang, and an old man with white hair glared at him angrily.
"Where did the little rabbit cub come from, he actually dared to climb the wall of my house!"
"You have a crazy girl at home, who rarely climbs the wall of your house!"
Guo Xiaoxiao pursed his lips and immediately went back.
"Old man, don't be angry!"
Su Jinyan stepped forward and said with an indifferent smile.
"We were invited by your eldest son, and I didn't see you open the door for a long time just now, and there was the sound of pots and pans falling to the ground in the house, so my sister was going to go in and have a look."
The old man looked at Su Jinyan, saw her holding her stomach, and stood at the door of his house and wondered.
"My eldest son invited you to come and see? I've lived for so many years, and I've never seen a pregnant woman come to see her home! ”
"Don't underestimate my sister, she's a powerful Kundao.
As long as my sister steps into your door, all demons and monsters have to be avoided, I don't believe you can try it. ”
Guo Xiaoxiao raised his chin and spoke proudly.