Yunshan, Huamanlou, Jiu Ge and the three of them wore pig's head, cow's head, and dog's head masks, holding folding fans in their hands, and wandered around the Dragon and Tiger List competition in the Beihai Wasteland.

They like to wander around. Look at people from all over the world. Especially the Russian girl, who was slender and silver-haired. The women of the Central Plains family are also good-looking, and they all like to show their thighs.

Only when the thighs are exposed, can the momentum come out. You can also use beauty tricks when it's critical.

But when passing by the camp of the Tianzhu Royal Academy, Hua Manlou was dizzy again.

All things considered, he called it motion sickness. Especially the chocolate-colored ones. He fainted at the sight of it! Goodbye, even more dizzy! Even convulsions all over the body, and Venus in his eyes!

The two little sisters of Tianzhu insisted on pulling him in to drink, even if they had a bull's head, they were all recognized! And the black chef said that he would prepare a chicken curry with great care.

He engraved a few words with emphasis - carefully prepared.

Hua Manlou was afraid that he would add some messy things, so he didn't wait for his main dish to come out, and ran away with Yunshan.

Before leaving, I also gave them a jar of Qionghua dew!

A couple of chocolate-colored beauties, tear open the seal! Sniffed! Then they opened their mouths and their eyes widened. With a happy smile on his face.

When you smell this wine, you feel like you are in a field full of flowers in spring.

Tomorrow is the personal list, and after playing the personal list, the three of them can go on a long-distance trip. It is said that it is very far, and they don't know how far it is. Anyway, Jinx said, eat and live, and drink enough!

As long as there is a three-pack policy, you can go anywhere! Even if it's outer space, what's there to fear?!

Pig-headed Yunshan said: "It's rare to compare the dragon and tiger, let's use the dragon and tiger as a poem, how about it?!" ”

Wearing a pig's head, I didn't forget to pretend to be Sven!

What a humiliation!

Niu Touhua said: "Brother Yunshan, after so many years, your pursuit of poetry and literature is still so tireless!" ”

Hua Manlou waved the folding fan, feeling cold and hot. Why do you want to wear a mask, I'm afraid of meeting someone from Wujimen.

Doghead Jiuge said: "Since that's the case, then I'll come first!" ”

She pondered for a moment and said, "The sand and dust are vast, and the dragon and tiger are fighting in the dark!" ”

Yun Shan paced two steps and said, "Outside the body, it is not the way, and the dragon and tiger are in front of the door to distinguish the truth!" ”

Flower full of buildings continue to shake the fan! It's so hot! The bull's head is sweating!

"The Taoist priest guards the Xuanxuan, and the dragon and tiger watch the Shu roll!"

Jiu Ge scratched the dog's head with her right hand, since she knew that Yun Shan loved to recite poems, she usually worked hard!

"The rivers and mountains are still gloomy, and the dragon and tiger are secretly glorious!"

Pig-headed Yunshan clapped his hands and said, "Jiuge is amazing!" ”

After being silent for a long time, Yun Shan continued: "Longjiang hits the water tiger Lin Qiao, and the dragon and tiger are a burden!" ”

Hua Manlou said: "I said Brother Yunshan, after three years in the secret realm, your literary talent has not fallen at all!" ”

Yun Shan smiled: "Of course! Your turn! ”

He pondered for a moment and said: "The sable cicada on the Qilin Pavilion, the dragon and tiger Ding fly the Great Dan!" ”

After reciting this sentence, a passer-by in a long shirt raised his thumbs! He said loudly: "Brother Tai, good literature!" ”

The three of them looked at it, and it turned out to be the eldest grandson of the Nine Heavens Taiqing Palace, Wuji.

Hua Manlou said: "It's ridiculous! ”

The eldest grandson, Wuji, arched his hand and walked towards his camp.

Jiu Ge continued: "The wind and clouds are all one, and the dragon and tiger are all true! ”

Yunshan's pig's head shook and continued to say loudly: "Ambition to destroy dragons and tigers, crying ghosts and gods!" ”

Hua Manlou said: "Don't ask the dragon and tiger, white snow and yellow buds!" ”

Jiu Ge said: "The flag hangs the dragon and tiger, and the strong man recruits the eagle and the bird!" ”

When he arrived at Yunshan again, he was a little powerless!

"The pen traces the dragon and tiger, and the dancing sleeves are in the sky!"

Hua Manlou: "The general on the side shows off his might, and the Jieshu night newspaper captures the dragon and tiger!" ”

Jiu Ge: "Xiao Youyao Chapter falls into the dragon and tiger, who is the master of the Moon Altar Xiangleng Palace!" ”

Yunshan couldn't squeeze out the slightest bit of literary brilliance, and the big pig's head was lowered. Said: "That's it, every time I play poetry, I lose!" …… Count you guys awesome! ”

As he was talking, there were four people walking in front of him, it was none other than Rong Baichuan, Rong Qianxun, Zhang Haiqing, and Smiling Tiger!

At this time, Rong Qianxun was staring at the three of Yunshan.

Yun Shan secretly said in his heart: This is terrible! May be exposed!

The three of them hurriedly put away the folding fan and continued to walk slowly.

Rong Baichuan and others came over today to prepare for tomorrow's Dragon and Tiger List Individual Competition! Rong Qianxun was staring at Yunshan at this time! Although Yun Shan wore a pig's head, she still had a trace of awareness and suspicion in her heart!

Her hand is already on the Seven Star Sword! She wanted to split their masks with a sword and see what they really were.

At this moment, Jinx arrived with a few handsome blonde guys. Her long hand rested on Yun Shan's shoulder.

"Hey, guys! So you're here. I've been looking for you guys for days. Jinx said.

Yun Shan raised his voice and said, "Hi, Jinx, I miss you so much!" ”

Jinx is a foreigner, although Rong Qianxun has some suspicions, she would never have imagined that Yunshan would hook up with a foreigner. He still learned that foreign language from Jinx. I didn't learn a few words in total.

Another sentence is: oh, shit, you son of beach!

Although Jinx later told him that it was an insulting remark. But he just remembered it. He doesn't learn the good, but the bad!

Rong Qianxun and the others passed by them, and she thought to herself that she might be too careful.

"Jinx, tomorrow's individual competition, when you meet the woman just now, don't fall in love!" Yunshan Road.

"Who is she, she is very beautiful!" Jinx Road.

Yunshan was silent.

"She is Yunshan's little wife." Flowers fill the hallway.

"Ha, Yunshan! You have two such beautiful wives, and you still come to hook up with me! You're such a bad guy! Jinx said.

"Hua Manlou, you have too many words!" Yunshan Road.

The bull head flower was all over the building and there was no sound. He just wants Jinx to keep her eyes open! I also want Yunshan to understand that a wife like Rong Qianxun should be cherished!

It's a pity that Yunshan can't listen.

"I'll take you to see the five-star Admiral Dewey." Jinx said as she took Yunshan's pig's head into her arms.

"Yunshan, do you think it's better for me, or is it better for your wife?" Jinx asked.

Yun Shan said: "That must be your best!" My favorite woman is Jinx. ”

There is moisture in this sentence. Jinx is a big woman, and he can't bear it. But he is such a person, the more he can't bear it, the more he wants to eat!

Jinx was very happy to hear this, after all, she was confident in her figure and merits! With her long legs, how many women in the world can compare?

"Yunshan, I'm very happy that you say that. It means that you have polished your eyes. Jinx's hand tightened.

"Jinx, how did you recognize us?" Yunshan Road.

"Yunshan, I can tell at a glance your clothes and shoes that you covered your head, not your feet. What's the difference between it and the ostrich that buries its head in the sand? Jinx said.

"So I'm an ostrich in your eyes."

"You can understand that, but you're an ostrich with good stamina." Jinx squinted a turquoise eye, a little ambiguous.

Five-star Admiral Dewey is a very modest middle-aged man. The big man was slightly chubby, with short hair and a big beard, and he held a black, shiny pipe in his hand.

"We, the North American commandos, need hot-blooded young people like you! On behalf of the Northern Commonwealth of America, I welcome you to join us! Dewey shook their hands and said.

"Haha, you're welcome, we're just here to help!" Yunshan Road.

"And who is our opponent?" Flowers fill the hallway.

"Our opponent is the Southern League." Jinx Road.

"It turned out to be a civil strife in a country, how is the situation of the troops?" Yun Shan asked.

"At present, our northern federation has the advantage, with more than two million troops, and the southern army has only more than one million, but they have rich combat experience. The specific situation, Jinx will explain to you slowly in the future. Let's go to lunch first. Dewey explained.

Lunch at the North American camp is a large piece of beef, a plate of vegetable salad, and red wine. It's relatively simple, and there aren't so many bells and whistles. Yun Shan and the others tried to eat steak for the first time, and it tasted good!

After lunch, Dewey led them to a canyon. The canyon has many boulders. Dewey stood in front of a boulder and suddenly punched! Knock the boulder into powder!

"Guys, try it and let me see what you're capable of." Dewey Road.

Hua Manlou smiled, the first one stepped forward, and slapped his palm lightly! A big rock flew out ten feet away and exploded! Because Hua Manlou injected internal force into the stone.

Everyone present gave a round of applause! Dewey gave a thumbs up and said, "Young man, that's amazing!" ”

Jiu Ge felt that a stone was too unchallenging!

She came to a mountain and threw a punch in a bland way! Half of the mountain has collapsed!

I can't close the jaws of all the North American commandos in surprise!

“amazing! unbelievable!”

Yun Shan didn't understand what they were saying, anyway, he was surprised.

To Yunshan began to behave. He came to a big rock, ten feet away! I saw that he didn't do it, and the stone turned into powder!

In fact, he threw out the qigong bomb, but the qigong bomb was formless and colorless, and they couldn't see it!

All the people, including Hua Manlou, Jiu Ge were stunned!

And the North American Navy SEALs were stunned and fainted. It turns out that the three recommended by Jinx are not people!

Hua Manlou said: "Brother Yunshan, how did you do it!?" ”

"Actually, it's simple, I've just played a qigong bomb." Yun Shan said with a smile.

Hua Manlou hurriedly held his hand!

"Brother, you must teach me this trick! It's amazing! ”

"No problem, I can teach you whatever you want to learn!" Yunshan Road.

Jiu Ge stepped forward and said a little shyly: "Yunshan, teach me too, this attack is used for frontal sneak attacks, and it can't be prevented!" ”

Yunshan seems to have regained its sense of existence!

"No problem! I've got it all! ”

As soon as the words fell, Yun Shan knelt behind a neat team. They kowtowed together and said, "Master! ”

Jakes and Dewey said in unison, "Oh, my god!"

Dewey gave each of the three of them a set of magical armor. Why is it magical? That is, the size of a tortoiseshell, attached to the chest, press a button, and it will automatically cover the entire body! Helmet included.

The most ingenious thing is that the armor can fade automatically regardless of the part as long as it is manipulated with the mind. For example, when eating, the helmet can be automatically withdrawn. When soaking your feet, you can also take off your leg armor! Or press the button twice more to take off all the armor on your body! It's amazing!

And this armor has excellent heat dissipation performance, and it can also automatically absorb sweat and wick away sweat!

Yunshan and Hua Manlou look like tigers, and the set of armor looks even taller and more powerful. And although Jiu Ge's figure is plump, it is also convex and backward, her height is also very high among women, and she is also very heroic when she wears armor!

"This is our special nano-scale genetically modified spider silk armor made in the United States, and only members above the god of war are eligible to obtain it! Now I officially congratulate you three outstanding young men on joining our American Northern Federation Metal Mech Team! Dewey said.

Everyone present began to applaud enthusiastically!

The Navy SEALs are just one branch of the Federation Metal Mechs.

"How strong can this spider silk armor be?" Yun Shan asked.

"It's so powerful that my laser cannon can't even break it!" Jinx Road.

"This spider silk armor is so strong?!" Yunshan feels incredible.

"You have this armor, and you won't be injured unless you encounter a giant laser cannon or an armor-piercing projectile. In the case of the same diameter, the strength of spider silk is 5 times that of steel wire, and the extensibility is 4 times that of Kevlar, the mainstream material of body armor, even if it is elongated by 40%, it will not break, and it can play a good cushioning role for bullets and shrapnel, and it is more light and thin, and it is more comfortable and flexible for people to wear. Jinx explained.

"Isn't this armor very expensive?!" Flowers fill the hallway.

"That's true! The price of your three sets of smart armor is enough for our Navy SEALs for three years! In order to show our sincerity in respecting talents, Admiral Dewey made this arrangement. You'll have a good salary every month in the future. And the same treatment as me. Jinx said.

Sounds very good, there is food, drink and salary. Where can I find such a beautiful thing?

"Jinx, how many taels of silver a month?" Hua Manlou asked.

"Silver? …… We don't call it silver, we call it dollar! ”

"Torak? Haha, is it easy to use?! ”

"It's very easy to use, almost all over the world." Jinx Road.

"Well, put on this armor, and no one will recognize you! You can go anywhere you want! But be sure to come to the camp at 8 o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow! ”

Yunshan learned their way of saluting. The right palm is turned outward, and the body is straight! "Yes, Madam!"

After saluting, the three of them hurriedly ran out to play.

Yun Shan was very excited, why was he excited! Because he's going to wear this armor to his old lover! Tonight and tomorrow, and the night after tomorrow, he can do whatever he wants! As long as you arrive before 8 o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow, you can do it.

And Rong Qianxun is in the Dragon and Tiger List Arena, and they will compete tomorrow, and they will definitely not return to Wujimen today.

Yun Shan pulled Hua Manlou and said, "Brother, you go out with Jiu Ge, I'm going to meet my harem!" I thought about them for three years and almost got lovesickness! ”

"I said Brother Yunshan, you too, Jinx is not satisfied with you. Do you still want to do whatever you want? "Flowers fill the hallway.

"Brother Hua, you don't understand! The so-called spring flowers and autumn moons have different customs, you know! ”

"What don't I understand, Rong Qianxun is not good to you! She is so powerful, so beautiful, how many people like her sister can't get it! Yunshan, Yunshan, you don't know the blessing in the blessing, I'm afraid you will regret it in the future! ”

"Brother Hua, everyone has their own ambitions. I told Yung Qianxun very clearly. There are many men in the world, she chooses whatever she wants. I'm wild, I can't succumb to her feet for the rest of my life! "Yunshan Road.

Hua Manlou patted Yun Shan's shoulder. Shake your head.

"Anyway, your character is also hopeless. There you go! ”

Yun Shan hummed a little song and ran forward.

"You wait!" Hua Manlou shouted.

"What's wrong!?" Yunshan Road.

"Don't flash to the old waist! Hahaha! ”

"Brother Hua, leave this to yourself! Hahaha! ”

After Yun Shan finished speaking, he had disappeared.

Jiu Ge lowered his head, his face crimson.