Chapter 13 Punishment
said that it was too late, and Chen Ze dragged Guan Pinghou into the house and quickly closed the door.
"Xiaomin has seen Guan Pinghou." Chen Ze hurriedly said: "The situation is urgent, there is no room for explanation, Master Hou is silent, don't be heard by your wife!" ”
Guan Pinghou immediately closed his mouth and listened carefully to the movement outside.
The lady of the Hou Ye arrived before the sound arrived, and she shouted there with her throat: "Xue Ren, get out of here!" ”
As soon as the words fell, another fat-headed and big-eared woman in gold and silver rushed into the reception room.
"Xue Ren, don't hurry up and get out of here!"
Fu Yanran hurriedly met with Mrs. Hou, and before she could speak, this Mrs. Hou pointed at Fu Yanran and scolded: "You little slut vixen, your husband is dead and doesn't stay at home honestly, you know every day to go out and seduce men!" ”
Fu Yanran was instantly angry, and opened her mouth and said, "You don't want to spew blood!" ”
"Still spewing blood?" Mrs. Hou Ye said angrily: "Who in the whole Qingzhou City doesn't know what kind of broken poems you stinky writes every once in a while to provoke those scholars to chatter and quarrel non-stop, as if you are following the Qinglou, are you writing poems?" You're clearly seducing! Don't keep women's morals! ”
This woman's voice is not ordinarily loud, but she can hear it clearly in the back room.
Chen Ze finally knew why Li Qin's dog thing was so brute.
All the relatives of this family couldn't come up with a single word.
But just thinking about this shrew's temperament, I know that Fu Yanran must not be able to hold it back, and I am afraid that she is so angry that she doesn't know how to refute it.
Chen Ze's mind moved, and he immediately reached out and patted Guan Pinghou's shoulder: "Master Hou, I'm afraid I'm going to rush in later, if I am bumped in, it will definitely not be good!" You've got to dodge! ”
"Yes, yes!"
Guan Pinghou looked around, tiptoeing under the bed but was stopped by Chen Ze: "Master Hou, it doesn't work there, you must see it when you come up!" ”
Guan Pinghou's eyes fell under the table with a flicker.
"Not really!"
"Where's the window?"
"It's a pond outside, and it's even more noisy to jump down." Chen Ze immediately stretched out his hand and pointed to the big wooden box on the side of the wall: "Hide inside, the villain naturally has a way to help you get by!" ”
"Okay, okay!"
Guan Pinghou was obviously afraid that his wife was really scared, and he didn't have the heart to think about anything else, so he quickly opened the box without thinking about it, and there were some mattresses inside, Chen Ze quickly took out the mattress and let Guan Pinghou get in.
"Master Hou, you may have to suffer a little later, and you can't make a voice no matter what, otherwise the villain won't be able to protect you!"
"Hurry up, don't talk nonsense!"
Chen Ze closed the box and fastened the hanging lock, and then put the mattress on the bed, and after giving Li Yuankang and Qin Boyang a look, the three of them sat down at the table.
As Chen Ze expected, Guan Pinghou's mother-in-law directly pushed open the door of the inner room after a while, but when she pushed the door open, she saw three men sitting, and she was stunned for a while, and then turned her head and spat in the direction of Fu Yanran: "I'm bah!" I knew you would only pretend to be tall on the surface, and you weren't secretly hiding men! ”
"A slut who doesn't keep women's morals!"
"You!"
Qin Boyang was so angry that he was about to open his mouth, but Chen Ze hurriedly said: "Madam, don't misunderstand, the three of us are here to be guests in the Lin Mansion." ”
"I don't care if you're a guest or not! What about Xue Ren? What about Guan Pinghou!? ”
"Madame, what nonsense are you talking about?" Chen Ze opened his mouth and said, "Guan Pinghou is busy with business, how can he appear in the Lin Mansion?" ”
"Fart!" Mrs. Hou glared and said, "Don't fill me with garlic, I can see that his palanquin is at the gate of the Lin Mansion, and the person must be here!" ”
"Xue Ren, get out of here! If I catch you, you'll die! ”
While speaking, this Mrs. Hou was ready to search in the room, but Chen Ze hurriedly gave Mrs. Hou a look in the direction of the window at this time, and Mrs. Hou immediately went out and was ready to chase, as soon as the person walked away, Chen Ze hurriedly stomped his feet, pretending to be panicked and said: "Madam, not under the bed!" ”
After a while, he shouted, "It's not under the table!" ”
"Not even in the box, really not in the box!"
As he spoke, he pulled Li Yuankang to the edge of the box.
"Madam, don't believe you!"
Pulling Li Yuankang, he directly lifted the box, turned it over and put it on the ground.
Boom!
"Madame, look how light this box is! This looks like a Tibetan!? ”
I have to say!
Guan Pinghou's pig is really heavy, thanks to the fact that Chen Ze got this life after crossing has a foundation for martial arts, otherwise he may not be able to lift it.
After smashing it over and over again, Guan Pinghou inside was really silent.
Qin Boyang forcibly held back a smile and didn't say a word.
I just feel that the son of the world is really a wonderful person!
Of course, you can't really treat people as fools, so after this Guan Pinghou suffered a little, Chen Ze shouted again: "Madam, look, something ran over!" ”
Bang bang bang!
Stomping a few more feet and pretending to leave, Fu Yanran outside the door had already seen it clearly, and he also covered his mouth and forced a smile, Chen Ze hurriedly stretched out his finger to signal Fu Yanran to stop making a sound, and after closing the door, he hurriedly ran over and opened the box.
Guan Pinghou covered his head, pointed at Chen Ze angrily, and was about to open his mouth, Chen Ze hurriedly said: "Hou Ye, the little one is also for your good, hurry, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up and help Hou Ye out!" ”
Li Yuankang hurriedly came over and helped Guan Pinghou out, and then Chen Ze hurriedly said: "Master Hou, you have to hurry up over the wall and go, if Madam can't find you, you will definitely block the door, you can't go through the front and back doors!" ”
Guan Pinghou always felt that something was not quite right, but his own tigress had made him lose his reason for normal thinking, so he quickly nodded: "Okay, okay, take me quickly!" ”
It's a pity that the Lin family doesn't have a dog either, otherwise they would have let Guan Pinghou drill the dog hole and go out.
In the end, Li Yuankang vigorously performed a miracle, directly pushed Guan Pinghou out of the wall, and with a bang, it is estimated that he fell into the mud again, but he didn't dare to squeak and fled in embarrassment.
The Hou Ye and Mrs. Hou were still hanging around in the courtyard of the Lin family, and the more she thought about it, the more wrong she became, so she immediately went back to the living room to trouble Chen Ze.
"What about people?"
"Madam, the little one is also forced to be helpless! Hou Ye has already run over the wall! ”
"Bastard!"
"Madam, don't scold the little one, chase after it!" Chen Ze's mind moved, and he said with added vinegar: "Otherwise, the Hou Ye will bring people over to block the Lin family at that time, and see that you are coming out violently, maybe you slandered his innocence, insulted his reputation, and even insulted Mrs. Lin's innocence, if the scholars in Qingzhou City knew, then there was no hurry, so many people saw it, maybe his waist was hard and his brain was hot, and he would use this as an excuse to divorce his wife in public!" ”
Mrs. Hou's eyes widened: "He dares!?" ”
"Madame don't go quickly, I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what happens!"
Mrs. Hou was a little flustered, and she didn't want to turn around and leave.
Chen Ze didn't forget to explain: "Madam, he must have wanted to divorce you for a long time, and he wants to find someone outside to replace him every day!" Don't get used to it! When he saw the Hou Ye, he would fight to death! Don't give him a chance to speak! Otherwise, be careful that he bites you back! ”