All the way to the west Chapter 95 A Thousand Miles to Meet
Yun Shan and the others had been in Erhai for nearly a month, and Hua Manlou was a little anxious. Originally, he enjoyed this kind of life very much, but the too comfortable life made the restlessness in his bones nowhere to release.
Tian Bugui is still comfortable every day, anyway, as long as he can be with Li Qingxue, it doesn't matter where he is. What's more, there is food and drink at the Cangshan Inn, and it doesn't cost money.
All the food, drink and lodging of the seven people were borne by Yunshan. However, this is the case for personal expenses, with the exception of wanting to have a large meal. The basic diet and accommodation Yunshan will be arranged, and this man who loves to play with women is also very picky.
With the strength of his Golden Immortal Supreme, he could have gone to the Heavenly Realm to be an official and a half-official position a long time ago, but there are few fairies in the Heavenly Realm, how can there be more women in the world? As an immortal, he can do whatever he wants in the world, but when he reaches the heavenly realm, I'm afraid he will be a little minion who raises horses!
Yunshan is not stupid, so he will not go to the Heavenly Realm. He wants to enjoy a period of life on earth before making other plans.
In the Heavenly Realm, there is a huge magical energy crystal called the Crystal Mountain, this huge mountain range, which has gathered countless cultivation resources and the essence of heaven and earth, is the paradise of the Heavenly Realm immortal cultivators. Countless golden immortals who wanted to continue to break through gathered around the Crystal Mountain. They opened private caves or built huge palaces here.
Because cultivating in the Heavenly Realm Crystal Mountain, that speed varies from person to person. But all have at least a tenfold bonus!
Erlang God Yang Jian has a huge palace in the prime location of Crystal Mountain, and this palace is called Lang God Palace. Because of this, Rong Qianxun, Leng Qiuyue, Xingtian, Li Jing and Nezha and others often come over to get light.
Occasionally, the monkey will come to hang out, and after the monkey becomes a Buddha, he has nothing to do every day, and the monkey has a long and sad life! The monkey wanted to marry a wife, but the Buddha told him that after becoming a Buddha, he could not get close to a woman, nor could he get married.
In fact, can you get close to women, don't mention it for the time being! With his monkey hair, in the heavenly realm, which fairy can take a fancy to him?
Even if Leng Qiuyue sometimes takes care of him and helps him apply medicine, that is the reason why she has loved going to the zoo since she was a child.
So, he was alone.
Fortunately, Zhu Bajie looked for him to nag every once in a while. As for their master, Tang Xuanzang didn't know where he had gone! Since returning from studying the scriptures, Tang Xuanzang seems to have changed as a person, and he has never dangled in front of Wukong anymore.
Where did Tang Xuanzang go?
In fact, after he became a Buddha, he insisted on fasting and chanting sutras every day for many years, but the king of the daughter country, as well as the beautiful spider spirit, and the white bone spirit echoed in his mind from time to time.
Especially in that daughter country, countless beauties are calling him!
Tang Xuanzang will open up one day! He smashed the wooden fish! Take off your robe! Take your hat off! Take off the monk's shoes again! As a handsome and extremely well-developed man, what is the picture of such hard work and conscientiousness? !
Is it true that staying in front of the Buddha every day and chanting sutras is the right way? Sitting in the heavenly realm and being grateful, the world will be peaceful and there will be no gunsmoke!?
Fuck the right way!!
The beautiful and sexy king of the daughter country stroked Tang Xuanzang's strong muscles and said, "Wrongdoer, if you had opened your mind a few years earlier, I would have suffered less from so many years of lovesickness!" ”
Tang Xuanzang said: "There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, good and good!" Beauty, it's not too late for me to open my mind! ”
The king said, "Xuanzang, put away your set." Now that you are a flower monk, the Buddha will not accept you! ”
Tang Xuanzang said: "Okay, as long as the beauty accepts me!" In fact, the heavenly realm is not as good as the human world, and it is not good to eat or drink. Every day I have to sit there hungry and recite the scriptures! ”
The king said: "Don't worry, when you come to me, there will be enough big fish and meat every day in the future!" ”
Tang Xuanzang said: "It's a pity that my apprentices can't enjoy such treatment!" ”
The king said: "Our daughter is as beautiful as a cloud!" Even if the monkey comes, you can find a partner for him!! …… How about three? ”
Tang Xuanzang said: "In this way, the poor monk will thank you first!" ”
The king looked at Tang Xuanzang's handsome face and said, "If you want to thank you, you don't just say it with your mouth, but you have to take action,...... Got it? ”
Tang Xuanzang hung the Buddha beads at the head of the bed and put the beautiful king down on the bed. Many things are innate, even if a monk sees a nun, he will be self-taught.
After Tang Xuanzong came to the daughter country, he got along with the beautiful king that day, and from then on, he had wine and meat every day, lived a good life, drank wine, sang songs, and countless harems, and made full reservations every month!
In the second year, Tang Xuanzang passed on his good genes, and seven or eight little "Tang Xuanzang" were born in his daughter's country!
Tang Xuanzang looked at the children's immature and lovely faces and muttered, "It turns out that this is the right way." ”
Then he looked up at the sky and continued, "Wukong, are you okay in the heavenly realm?" …… If you don't have a good time, go down to earth, find a few women for the teacher for you, and give birth to a few melon babies, it's also good! ”
Wukong, who was far away in the heavenly realm, sneezed several times!
Bajie whispered to Wukong: "Master has gone to the daughter country." ”
When Wukong heard this, he immediately jumped up three feet high!
"How is that possible?! Master, his old man has never been close to women!! ”
Bajie made a gesture of silence.
"Brother Monkey, you speak lightly! Let people hear it, and the impact is not good! ”
Wukong suddenly felt that all his thoughts were lost, and all the insistence was in vain and wrong. Even the master has corrected and gone to the daughter country, so what should I do as an apprentice?! How should we live this long monkey life in the future?!
Wukong thought of the Bull Demon King's sister again, and as for whether it was the Bull Demon King's sister, there was no way to investigate. But one thing is certain, the woman who calls herself the sister of the Bull Demon King once vowed to marry Goku. At that time, Wukong resolutely chose to follow Tang Xuanzang to the west to learn scriptures!
Wukong remembered Miss Bai Jingjing again. This Bai Jingjing is the White Bone Spirit, although it is said that the two of them have some festivals, but Bai Jingjing is not bad to Wukong. The two fought in the white bone cave for three days and three nights, and there was also a little spark of love.
As for how big the spark of love is, only Wukong knows in his heart.
The other one is the Zixia Fairy. Wukong loves Zixia deeply in his heart, after all, she is beautiful, generous, and loved by everyone. But in order to learn from the scriptures, Wukong pushed Zixia into the arms of other men!
Now thinking of these bits and pieces, Wukong is annoyed! He regretted it, regretted being fooled by that dog day, and wasting a good time of his youth for the six-word scripture!
Now that his master Tang Xuanzang has gone to the country of his daughter, Zhu Bajie can often go down to Gao Laozhuang to find his little daughter-in-law, and occasionally have an affair with Chan'e, and what should he do?
What's the use of this iron rod?! Alas!
If it was to slay demons and eliminate demons, I was beaten by the Game Star people last time and my nose was blue and swollen! In the end, the heavenly realm didn't even have a condolence money!! Not even a good guy award was awarded! Even his minimum monthly subsistence allowance was picked and searched, and the search was delayed for several months!
Wukong looks up to the sky and roars! If his anger can be expressed, it is in seven big words: I go to the heavenly realm of Nima!!
Rong Qianhiro's abilities have been appreciated by the gods of the Heavenly Realm. Even Haotian Taiyi couldn't help but look at her a few more times.
And Rong Qianxun is a charming vase, after coming to the heavenly realm, although she is nominally Yang Jian's assistant, she has actually controlled Yang Jian.
Many times, Yang Jian is obedient to her. Coupled with Rong Qianxun's continuous absorption of Yang Jian's internal force, over time, the strength and weakness will naturally be known. And Yang Jian has been fascinated by Rong Qianxun since he has never tired of it. He is one of the strongest gods of war in the heavenly realm, and his emaciated camel is bigger than a horse.
Rong Qianxun hugged Erlang God's thigh, and since then he has been on the rise. But she also knows how to be an immortal and low-key, she lives in the Lang God Palace every day, absorbing the pure essence of heaven and earth.
In order to become stronger, she worked tirelessly. Many of Erlang God's pressure box bottom techniques have been passed on to her. What Rong Qianxun has to do now is to concentrate on cultivation.
Leng Qiuyue was bored in the Heavenly Realm, but she found that there were loopholes in the management of the Heavenly Realm. There are many immortals who come down to earth without permission, and they come to the world to drink, find lovers, or visit their families.
So Leng Qiuyue occasionally went down to find Nakano Hideyoshi.
One day in heaven and one year on earth. Although he descended to earth every few days, it has been a few years since he arrived in the world! Nakano Hideyoshi felt that the cold autumn moon came too little. And Leng Qiuyue felt that every time he went down to earth, Nakano Hideyoshi matured a lot.
Leng Qiuyue knew that Nakano Hideyoshi's strength was very strong, so she instigated him to develop in the heavenly realm. In that case, the two of them can stay and fly together. And Nakano Hideyoshi was reluctant to let his wife Luo Bing, so he never agreed to Leng Qiuyue.
After Luo Bing gave birth to a child, she was pregnant again recently and is preparing to have a second child. After all, it is normal to work overtime with my husband every other day, and it is normal to be pregnant.
And the best thing is that Master Wang Lin is actually happy with his noble son! After ten years of deep cultivation after marriage, Yuko Nakano became pregnant and gave birth to a big fat boy to Wang Lin! Master Wang Lin burst into tears of excitement! He believes that meeting Yuko Nakano is God's greatest favor for him!
With the help of her brother, Sakurako Nakano has cultivated to a thousand miles in a day, and with the blessing of many elixirs, her potential has been gradually tapped.
In a few months, the Dragon and Tiger list will be opened again. It's just that the amount of the prize for the first place has been significantly reduced. This time, the Dragon and Tiger list is all newcomers participating. Yunshan's group of veteran elites have all gone elsewhere, or they have gone to the Heavenly Realm to develop.
Li Shanying will represent the main team members of the Nine Heavens Taiqing Palace, and another main member is the eldest grandson Wuji.
The main members of Wujimen are Zhang Haiqing, Rong Chengcheng.
Envoy Zhang Da is very busy, but in order to thank Wujimen for many years of cultivation, he must participate. He wants to win the crown on behalf of Wujimen! Coupled with the fact that there is a super strong Rong Chengcheng, this championship is basically a certainty!
Erhai Lake, Cangshan Inn.
Yunshan and Hua Manlou and others rowed a wooden boat on the Erhai Sea, the season is close to winter, and the snow on Cangshan is even more spectacular!
The average tourist is reluctant to paddle in the winter because it is too cold. But Jin Xian is different, let alone rowing, even if you jump into Erhai Lake and swim twice, why not?!
Hua Manlou said: "Brother Yunshan, when are we going to the West, we are tired of staying here!" ”
Yunshan said: "Brother Hua, there is such a good environment here, and there is food and drink, are you still not happy?" ”
Hua Manlou said: "Happy ball, it's too comfortable, it's really boring!" ”
Yun Shan said: "It turns out that you are too idle all day long!" …… In that case, help Du Liniang's grandmother farm! ”
Hua Manlou laughed and said, "I'm a dignified immortal, do you want me to farm?!" ”
Yun Shan said: "Why not?!" I also help her chop firewood and farm and carry water every day! ”
Hua Manlou said: "Brother Yunshan, aren't we going west this time to do something big?" There's no need to stay here for long! ”
"Brother Hua, you don't know, I'm for my beloved woman Du Liniang."
"No matter how good she is, she is a mortal after all, and you will have to separate sooner or later."
"That's it, Brother Hua, if you're bored and don't want to farm, I'll take you to find a few Bai girls, all of them are as beautiful as fairies!"
Hua Manlou listened, and his face turned red. He turned his head to look at Jiu Ge, who was still far away with Hua Jiu Mei. He lowered his head and asked softly, "Is this true?" Where is it? How is it arranged? ”
Yun Shan was about to speak, and Jiu Ge had already teleported behind Hua Manlou.
"Yunshan, you don't teach my bad man, otherwise I won't be polite to you."
Yun Shan gasped in fright! And Jiu Ge pulled Hua Manlou's ears back to the bedroom, and he might have to kneel on the washboard again! Although Yunshan is very strong, Jiu Ge is not a soft persimmon, she is not a good man and a woman!
Therefore, Yun Shan has always been afraid of Jiu Ge. Not to mention the full floor.
He looked back at the shore, and Du Liniang was waving at him. Looks a little excited.
Yun Shan rowed the boat back to the shore, and Du Liniang took Yun Shan's hand and walked towards the inn.
"Li Niang, what are you so happy about?"
Du Liniang said: "My sister is back today!" So today we're going to get together and you're going to have a treat! ”
Yunshan said: "Li Niang's sister is my sister, and she must be treated!" Hahaha! ”
The two of them came to the inn and saw the owner of the inn and Du Liniang's sister.
Suddenly, I was stunned!!
Du Liniang's sister is none other than the little lady she met on the top of Yellow Mountain!!
This little lady's name is Du Lisha, and she is Du Liniang's own sister! And another beautiful woman is Du Tianya's wife Duan Qili.
And the owner of the inn is called Du Tianya, who is Liniang's brother! In other words, Yunshan took down Du Tianya's two sisters!
Du Tianya looked at Liniang holding Yunshan's arm, looking very intimate, and his eyes suddenly widened! And Du Lisha saw that the man who was thinking about it was with her sister at this time, and she didn't feel good in her heart. It's like knocking over a jar of vinegar, sour!
For a moment, the atmosphere was a little awkward. Yun Shan hurriedly played a round and said: "It's really fate to meet thousands of miles away!" Today I have a treat! We go to the best hotels! If you don't get drunk, you won't go home! ”
Du Tianya said: "Let your brother treat you again, how embarrassed, I'll be the east today!" ”
Yun Shan felt sorry and guilty because he had taken down his two younger sisters, so he said: "In the future, I must invite this meal!" ”
Yunshan hasn't had a treat for a long time, such an opportunity is rare! Jiu Ge was very happy, pulling Hua Manlou and Hua Jiu Mei was like chicken blood! As long as Yunshan treats them, they can eat openly! Open up to drink!
Juxian Lou opened a branch in Dali. That's what business does, it's everywhere!
So they opened the largest and most luxurious box in Juxian Building.
Hua Manlou smiled happily, his mother ate the basic set meal for several months, and finally saw the big fish and meat, and he shed tears of excitement as he ate.
Du Liniang said: "Brother, Yunshan is now my boyfriend, and I want to live in Cangshan Inn for a long time, I hope my brother will give me a preferential discount!" ”
Du Tianya said: "Sister, don't worry, since you are your own person, then you will get a six-fold discount!" ”
Yun Shan got up and hurriedly said: "Li Niang, what you said is not right, my brother is settling accounts, and my own family can't be sorry for my own family!" ”
Du Liniang was very puzzled when she heard this, didn't Yunshan ask the boss for a discount at the beginning? ! How did she know about the relationship between Yun Shan and Du Lisha, so she didn't know that Yun Shan had changed her mind.
After speaking, Yunshan took out five thousand taels of gold and handed it to Du Tianya. Five thousand taels of gold is not a small amount, and the average family can't spend it all in a lifetime! Yun Shan arranged this way, mainly hoping that their Du family would have a worry-free retreat.
"Don't say six folds! Full! Since we are so destined, Brother Du, don't shirk! If you refuse, you will look down on me! Yunshan said awe-inspiringly.
It seems that the five thousand taels of gold are handed over, and it is natural that he sleeps with his two sisters.
Du Tianya is also a smart person, he has long seen that Yunshan is not an ordinary person. Unexpectedly, Yun Shan's strength was far beyond his imagination.
Five thousand taels of gold! That's a lot of money!
Duan Qili was secretly surprised when she saw such a large number!
Speaking of Duan Qili, it also has a lot of origins. She is actually the princess of Dali, strictly speaking, she is a princess of a dead country!
The Duan family ruled the Dali Empire for more than 400 years, and was finally destroyed by the Yuan people.
Kublai Khan, the general of the Yuan Dynasty, led thousands of troops and horses, crossed Cangshan, and directly took the Dali Empire! In that battle, countless people were killed and wounded! And the Duan family, in an instant, collapsed! Most of the Duan family's descendants died in the war, but some of the lucky ones escaped.
When Kublai Khan climbed the mountain, he washed his horses in a wide pool on the mountainside, so the mountainside pool was called the horse washing pool by later generations.
After the Yuan people ruled Dali, it was basically the same as before, but the Yuan people were tyrannical, and I am afraid that this reign will not be too long.
The Duan family also has immortal cultivators, and Duan Qili's immortal crane was given to her by Duan Chunfeng, the national teacher and her master.
Duan Qili's cultivation is in the Holy Realm, and Du Tianya and Du Lisha are also in the Holy Realm. As for Du Liniang, she didn't say anything, I'm afraid she was just an ordinary mortal.
From then on, Yunshan held Du Lisha in his left hand and Du Liniang in his right hand, and lived a life of sexual happiness in Dali. was so intoxicated in the beauty township, he was even more reluctant to leave Dali.
And the ordinary set meal for the seven of them has also become a sumptuous meal, and from then on, Hua Manlou didn't say anything about leaving, he went to Nineteen Peaks to practice without anything to do with Jiu Ge.
Two figures are floating around in the nineteen peaks of Cangshan Mountain! Above the snow, under the blue sky, every time they practice, they cause an avalanche. Later, they were stopped by Yunshan and asked them to practice elsewhere, which could not damage the ecological environment of Cangshan.
Du Tianya likes tea ceremony, which is influenced by Duan Qili. The water quality of the silver foil spring is excellent, and it is the best way to make Pu'er tea!
Yunshan rarely drinks tea, but when he tasted Pu'er, he fell in love with the mellow taste!
Pu'er tea can be flushed, then flushed, three flushed, the tea fragrance is rich, long-lasting fragrance, the golden tea liquid, slid through the throat and slipped into the stomach, there is a lingering fragrance in the mouth, it is a great pleasure in life!
When Yunshan was drinking tea, he always secretly stared at Duan Qili, and when Du Tianya was away, he also touched her jade hand. And Duan Qili is a woman with a very high vision, although she is a princess of the dead country, her self-esteem is also extremely high. Therefore, when Yun Shan was seducing her, Duan Qili didn't give him a chance.