Chapter 38: Songs from Hell
In the live broadcast room of the big stick country.
Wearing a small black suit, combing the gray of the middle granny, and dressing up as a girly person: Kim Eun-chan.
Here, too, he met a black pet crate.
"Family, here's a box, let me go to Kangkang."
He stepped forward, observed for a moment, then pointed at the orchid against the wall beside him, and saw the sign.
"Ah, I have to kill the cats in here to open a door, the cats are so cute, why kill the cats?"
"Hmph, people don't kill cats!"
Kim Eun-chan turned his head angrily, pouted, and crossed his hands on his hips.
He loves the feeling of this national live broadcast, exuding more personal charm!
Looking at this scene, the audience in the Big Stick Country covered their faces and had no face to watch.
The other chosen ones are scientists, soldiers, or writers.
In their place, it turned out to be a sissy singer who can warp orchid fingers.
Although they love pop songs, it's completely crazy to choose this kind of pop singer to participate in the rules!
"Assi, why did you choose this thing!"
"There's no manhood at all, don't look at it, it's not as good as our Jiang Zhe."
"Wait, when is Jiang Zhe yours - Xia Guo netizens!"
"Since ancient times, those surnamed Jiang and Jiang are our sticks, Smecta!"
"You're so shameless!"
β...β
Just as the audience was arguing.
Kim Eun-chan made a decision that went against his ancestors-
"Since the box can't be opened, let's sing a song to it!"
"I happened to study Xia Wen recently."
"How do you sing that song?"
With his index finger against his cheek, he pretended to be cute, vowing to show his best side to the audience.
"Ah, people want to mess with it!"
Recalling the lyrics, he cleared his throat, put his feet on the floor, beat the beat, and began to sing hoarsely.
"Let's learn cat meow together, meow meow meow together~~ (madman voice"
"Lie in front of you, oops, meow, meow, meow~~~ (madman voice"
"My heart is pounding, obsessed with your bad smile~~ (madman voice)
"If you don't say you love me, I'll meow, let's learn cat meow (madman voice) together"
β...β
After hearing this song, especially the manic sound between it, it instantly quieted the live broadcast room of the big stick country.
Moments later, the barrage hit.
"Strange, why can't I hear it?"
"Is the live broadcast room muted? I could still hear my mom calling me to eat just now, but suddenly I couldn't hear the sound! β
"No... There is no mute, it is you who are deaf by his singing, and I am almost there! β
"Please, stop singing, my grandparents can't do it, my heartbeat is gone."
"The heartbeat is gone, you can't call him anymore? My dad's heartbeat has stopped! β
", you're also comparing at this time, you're neurotic-Xia Guo netizen (covering your ears"
"Damn, earbuds, earbuds, where!"
"The earbuds don't work at all, it's a magic attack, I... Can't hold on! β
After he showed his singing voice.
Millions of viewers who watched the live broadcast fainted one after another within 10 seconds.
Originally, some people had a bad sense of hearing, but after these few words of the singer, they couldn't hear it at all.
And some of the mutes, who had not been able to speak, cursed angrily after hearing his singing!!
Those who were already physically ill were even more directly removed by the singing.
The social animals who had just gotten off work were on the subway, ready to watch some interesting videos to pass the time, when suddenly the voice of the demon from Hell came from the night sky.
Almost instantly, all the passengers in the carriage suddenly straightened their waists, their faces turned pale, and their pupils twitched constantly, as if they thought of the evil they had done.
This voice must have been sent by God to punish them!
After 3 seconds of high spirits...
All the passengers fainted en masse, rolling their eyes and foaming at the mouth.
The last one is the driver at the head of the subway, the elderly middle-aged and elderly driver, who has a bad heart, after hearing this song...
The driver's face immediately turned pale and he couldn't breathe.
"This voice, as if I saw my dead mother, my mother sang the same song, and then she sang like this in the square, and then she was beaten to death, mother, mother, I came to accompany you!"
As the words fell, the driver raised his head strongly, reached out his hand, and tried to hold the hand of his mother, who was already dead.
Ultimately...
The driver still collapsed on the bridge.
Sudden death!
The subway crashed into the car and killed people.
In the live broadcast room of the big stick country, the barrage at this time suddenly disappeared.
But Kim Eun-chan in the picture is still showing his singing voice, self-absorbed in the beautiful singing.
"Let's learn cat meow together, meow meow meow together~~"
"Lie in front of you, oops, meow, meow, meow~~"
Jin Encan patted his chest with satisfaction, smiled and said, "I'm really amazing, there must be a lot of people outside who want to sign me as a trainee!" β
As the singing stopped, the black pet crate suddenly opened from the side.
A black tanuki cat fell inside, and the cat flipped on its back.
I saw that the tanuki cat was foaming at the mouth, and the red eyes of the original cat were also rolled and completely died.
Seeing this scene, the smile on Jin Euncan's face froze, and he quickly knelt on the ground and comforted the kitten: "Cat, are you swollen, who hurt you..."
After the examination, it was found that the cat's heart had long since stopped beating.
"It turns out that the box has always been a dead cat, deceived my feelings, and left!"
Seeing this scene, the Big Stick Country, including the rest of the audience who were about to faint when they heard the sound, were dumbfounded.
"Is this all right?" xN
"He's the stupid guy in Jiang Zhe's mouth, right?"
......
Neon Country Live Room.
Matsumoto is sweating with money.
After he frantically drew the knife nearly 1,000 times, there was a move that was too strong and directly knocked over the pet crate.
Then I saw the switch, pressed the switch, and killed the cat inside!
"Sure enough, hard work pays off, and only those with great perseverance can live!"
After killing the cat with money, Matsumoto put the knife in its sheath and walked to the front door with a smile.
The audience was stunned.
"He makes so much sense that I can't refute it!"
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a person with a heart, it turns out that I was stupid!"
......
Those who are short-sighted, or reckless, are the chosen ones.
It took less than half an hour to crack the 'SchrΓΆdinger's cat' one by one.
And Adam from the Pretty Country, Benjamin from the Rotten Country, and Achim from the Elephant Country are still stuck here for hours, they are so smart!
They're almost always on the verge of collapse and kicking the box over...
After accidentally discovering the red button, he was able to escape.
The three of them who realized it later were stupid by their previous behavior.
Adam gritted his teeth and slapped himself constantly, "Damn, this level is clearly a level that only the ignorant can pass quickly, I have wasted so much time, presumably that Xia Guojiang Zhe has also been stuck for a long, long time like me, maybe not as fast as I woke up!" β
[Xia Guo netizens whispered: Does Adam admit that he is not as smart as Jiang Zhe? γ
Benjamin was quite steady, and laughed at himself: "It's so simple, Xia Guo has a good saying - smart is mistaken by smart, it seems that I will have to be stupid from time to time in the future!" β
Achim wanted to cry without tears: "It turns out... It's so simple... Why am I wasting so much time, oh my! β
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