Chapter 4: The Reckless Man Makes a Joke
"Oh maa, what are you doing here? What are you afraid of? I don't eat people!? ”
Looking at the people who were lying on the ground in fright, the big man rubbed his hands embarrassedly, and said with a smile: "Hey, hey, fellows, please get up!"
Hehe, you lie on the ground, as if kneeling down to worship the gods, I can't stand it! ”
The rough man said, and actually lay on the ground stupidly, trying to keep his voice as low as possible, pretending to be kind and amiable, and comforting those people: "Don't be afraid, tell you a secret, my heart is good, and I won't kill you."
Well, if you praise me and say that I look like Zhang Fei, I will be happy, and I may give you a reward! Hehe, how can there be such a kind and amiable person in the world, right? ”
Seeing him like this, Xue Wuxian couldn't help but shake his head and smile secretly, saying in his heart that a fierce person like you is still kind and amiable? Actually let others praise themselves and reward others? What a funny person!
Seeing the mighty man say this, an old woman trembled and said, "You...... Affable? I...... I see you're very fierce, I wonder if you're going to eat people?!
Ha, it's scary, it's like a tiger, you ...... I don't dare ask for your reward, I'd better hurry up! ”
After that, he stood up tremblingly and turned around to leave, probably too frightened, his feet were crooked when he walked, as if he was twisting a hemp rod, Xue Wuxian was amused when he saw it, and he couldn't imagine that the big man's throat actually scared them like this.
At the same time, I blame that big man, for no reason, what are you talking about? Your voice is like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, don't frighten a crowd of talents!
Regardless of him, Xue Wuxian chuckled lightly and walked towards the inside of Fengqiao Town, intending to eat something before leaving.
In fact, he also knew that Wang Feng's father and son and his family lived in Fengqiao Town, and he had just killed Wang Feng, and now coming in was tantamount to throwing himself into the net.
Although Wang Feng's family has been entrenched in Fengqiao Town for many years and dominates one side, Xue Wuxian is not afraid of them, and Wang Feng has already been killed by him, and Wang Quan is so frightened that he runs away, so Xue Wuxian is even more afraid of them.
This is knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, and preferring to go to the tiger mountains!
Xue Wuxian calmly went to the town, found a wine shop, went in, sat down at a square table, and told the little second brother to get some food to eat.
Not long after, the little second brother brought the meal, said to the guest officer, and went to greet the other guests.
Then a little beggar came in from the outside, about fifteen or sixteen years of age, with a pure smile on his face, and although his clothes were ragged, he was quite clean, not as dirty and annoying as the other beggars.
Xue Wuxian saw that the little beggar was very clean, and with an innocent smile on his face, he was completely different from other dirty and sad beggars, and he had a good impression of him, cold and snowy, knowing that it was very difficult to come out to beg and it was not easy to find a bowl of rice to eat, so he said: "Little brother, come and eat together?" ”
"What? You call me...... Dine? ”
The little beggar didn't seem to expect that someone would invite him to dinner, and in the restaurant and restaurant, someone actually invited the beggar to eat, and he couldn't help but be a little stunned, and he didn't dare to come.
Xue Wuxian knew what he was thinking, so he smiled slightly and said gently: "Little brother, that's right, I'll invite you to dinner, come and eat together!" ”
The little beggar then believed that he had heard correctly, so he came over and sat down on the stool opposite Xue Wuji.
Xue Wuxian told the little second brother to make another bowl of rice, and then add rice after eating.
Sitting down with a rice bowl, the little beggar said a little shyly: "This ...... Big...... Big brother, thank you! ”
Xue Wuxian waved his hand and said boldly: "When you go out, you are brothers from all over the world, little brother doesn't have to be polite, eat!" ”
"Yes, all over the world, I like people like you, hahaha!"
Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter, like a bell, and the whole wine shop was buzzing!
Hearing the sound of a thunderbolt on a sunny day, the snow was nothing without a trace, but the little beggar was a little surprised, and turned his head sharply to look, only to see a tall and mighty man, holding a spear, striding in.
The other guests who were drinking and eating reacted even more violently, many people were so frightened that their cups and chopsticks fell to the ground, and some people were so frightened that they squirted out a mouthful of wine and sprayed it on the faces of the people opposite, and there was a big chaos in the tavern, and many people were so frightened that they lay on the ground or on the table!
A roar scares a room of people, which is really a strange story for the ages.
The strong man who seemed to be Zhang Fei strode in with a meteor bang, saw Xue Wuxian calmly and calmly, raised his thumb, and praised the urn angrily: "Brother, you still have the guts, not like those people, I always opened my mouth to laugh and say something loudly, which scared them so much that they were lying on the ground, hehe, amazing!" ”
"Where, where? Nothing remarkable. ”
Seeing that he was rough and heroic, straightforward in temperament, and a little honest and cute, Xue Wuxian liked it in his heart, so he quickly stood up and greeted the strong man: "Brother Tai, why don't you come over and have a glass of wine and eat some food together?" ”
The strong man was also heroic, and said as he walked over: "Okay, look at your dignified appearance, heroic and chivalrous, you must be a hero, I will accompany you to drink a few glasses of wine, haha!" ”
As he spoke, he sat down, only to hear a click, and the wooden bench was actually broken by him, and he fell on all fours, and everyone was stunned, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.
Xue Wuxian hurriedly helped him up and told the second brother to get a sturdy chair.
fell on all fours in front of everyone, the big man blushed with shame and had a thick neck, and while getting up, he scolded and said, "Damn, who made the stool?" is so unsturdy, isn't it intended to make me ugly? ”
When the little beggar heard this, he couldn't help laughing, and sneered: "This big brother, it's because of your gravity that you have broken the stool, how can you blame others?" Aren't we all sitting well? ”
The strong man scratched his head and smirked honestly, "Huh? …… This one? The little brother is right, I was rude, hehehe. ”
The little second brother is also clever, just now I heard Xue Wuxian say that he wanted to drink with that big man, no need to command, so he brought the cup and a jar of wine, and said: "Guest officer, the wine you want is here, this is a jar of good Han wine, the entrance is sweet, mellow and rich, and the aftertaste is endless, so you are satisfied with it!" ”
"Huh? How's that of a good man? I like it. Haha, I like to make friends with heroes, and heroes have to drink heroes, hahaha! ”
The big man laughed, opened the wine jar and was about to pour wine, when he saw the cup on the table, he couldn't help frowning and said, "Oh, this cup is also the size of the cup, little second brother, bring me a sea bowl."
Well, I want a big bowl, I want to drink with these two brothers in a big bowl and eat meat in a big chunk! To be a man, that's how it is refreshing, hahaha! ”
The big man talked and laughed freely, and he had already thrown the embarrassing thing of wrestling just now out of the clouds, informal, and heroic, and saw the snow without a trace, and was infected, and said loudly:
"That's right, although we met in Pingshui, it was like a friend at first sight, today we will drink wine in a big bowl and eat meat in large pieces, hahaha!"
When the little beggar heard them say that they wanted to drink in a big bowl, he couldn't help but hesitate a little, and squeaked, "Two big brothers, I'm ...... I don't drink much, and I haven't drunk much, so I use ...... I'll get drunk with a big bowl......"
Xue Wuxian said freely: "Little brother, although it is said that there are fewer than a thousand cups of wine for a confidant, but you must also do what you can, don't be reluctant." Since you're not used to drinking, replace the bar with tea, or drink less. ”
The little beggar listened, nodded, and said softly, "Thank you for your understanding!" ”
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the big man suddenly approached and asked Xue Wuxian with a smile: "Hehe, brother, do you think I look like Zhang Fei?" ”
Xue Wuxian was stunned, I don't know what he meant? So he said honestly: "Elephant, very like, when I saw you outside just now, I was startled, and I thought Zhang Fei was resurrected!"
Hey, by the way, there is no trace in the snow, and you haven't asked your brother Taigao's name? ”
When the big man heard Xue Wuxian say that he looked like Zhang Fei, he snorted happily, jumped up, and said happily: "Hehe, it's good, it's good, it's good!" I'll tell you a secret, I'm ......."
As soon as he was halfway through speaking, he suddenly stopped talking, his eyes purred, and he looked around, as if he was afraid that people would hear his words, and then shouted: "Don't hide it from the two brothers, I am Zhang Fei's descendant, called Zhang Feide, the word Yifei, just one word is missing!" ”
As he spoke, he patted his chest and said arrogantly: "Oh...... No, it shouldn't be bad, because Zhang Fei is also called Zhang Yide, I'm a two-in-one, haha, my name is mighty, right? Awesome, right? ”
"Zhang Feide? Zhang Yifei? ”
With a soft groan, the corners of Xue Wuji's mouth showed an interesting expression, and he said in his heart, no wonder, it turned out that he was Zhang Fei's descendant.
When the little beggar and the other guests heard this, they also turned their heads, looking at Zhang Feide with surprise and admiration, they couldn't imagine that this big man was really Zhang Fei's descendant, no wonder he was so similar to Zhang Fei!
Moreover, they are all so powerful, and they are all loud voices, and a strange scream can scare a room of people down!
What's even funnier is that since it's a secret, don't tell it, but he doesn't seem to want others to know, but he wants the world to know that he is Zhang Fei's descendant, contradicting himself, it's really strange and weird!
Seeing people's respectful and envious glances at him, Zhang Feide didn't feel a little fluttery, but he put on a tall look, did not squint, only cared about drinking wine in a big bowl and eating meat in large pieces, showing a heroic demeanor.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up, staring at the ancient Qiankun ring in Xue Wuji's hand and said, "Brother, are you married?" ”
Suddenly hearing such a question, Xue Wuxian was stunned, his face flushed slightly, and the little beggar also cast a curious look, as if he was very interested in whether he was married or not.
But when he saw Zhang Feide staring at the Qiankun ring on his finger, Xue Wuxian suddenly realized that this reckless man had taken the Qiankun ring as a wedding ring.
So he smiled indifferently and said, "Brother Zhang, I am a fledgling and have just started to walk the rivers and lakes, and I don't have any friends, how can I get married?" ”
When the little beggar heard this, a sweet smile appeared on his innocent face, as if this was what he wanted to hear.
Zhang Feide was stunned, broke the casserole and asked: "Brother Traceless, since you are not married, why are you wearing a ring?" ”