After squatting at the airport for a day, Yunlai was already sleepy.

Yawning, he replied in a spirited manner, "Guess." ”

"You're kidding me, how could you guess that."

Yang Yin smiled bitterly, thinking of what had happened in the past few days, and was irritable for no reason: "Actually, I went out a long time ago, but I encountered a car accident on the way here, and a car ran a red light and accidentally hit my car, I could have come to pick you up earlier, but because the car accident had to deal with a traffic accident, I waited until now." ”

The two walked into the parking lot, and Yunlai saw Yang Yin's car at a glance.

Look around, in a crowd of cars! A white car that is so tattered that it is about to fall apart stands out from the crowd!

The most obvious! Around the white car, there was a musty smell that was exactly the same as that of Secretary Yang.

Protruding, it's a herniated disc in the waist!

Yun Lai's expression was complicated, this Secretary Yang is very difficult to kill, the car has been crashed like this, and there is nothing wrong with people.

"I'm sorry, it's too late to change cars, so you'll just take it."

Seeing her face change suddenly, Yang Yin smiled awkwardly.

The clouds come helplessly.

It's not a matter of compromise!

It's a question of whether you die or not!

"Secretary Yang, have you ever had a funeral during this time? Or have you ever seen the ashes of a corpse or something? ”

Circling around the car, Yunlai asked hesitantly.

Yang Yin was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously wanted to say no, but then remembered that he did meet a mourner a few days ago.

"About three days ago, an old man in our community passed away. I was going downstairs and passing by, and someone was carrying the old man's body into the hearse, and it happened that a gust of wind blew and the white cloth covering the old man's body blew off, and I did see the old man's body. How do you know? ”

Touching the doorknob, she opened the car door and sat inside.

"Guess."

"Little Miss, you are really good at joking, one by one."

When she was talking nonsense, Yang Yin smiled indifferently, sat in the driver's seat, and after sitting down, he raised his hand and patted his brain, looking very uncomfortable.

Yunlai looked over his head and found that the mildew floating on top of the place where he was sitting was the most active.

The sky is above people's heads, and the mildew is on the roof of the car, which is equivalent to covering people's heads.

How can it be comfortable to hold a person's head with both hands for a long time?

Secretary Yang could never have just seen a corpse.

Fastening her seatbelt, she casually asked as if she were chatting normally, "Is there anything else besides seeing the corpse?" For example, a corpse passes by and suddenly looks at you, or the white cloth covering the old man's corpse blows to your feet, etc. ”

When the words came out, Yang Yin gasped! Shocked eyes glowing!

I want to open my mouth!

I couldn't speak for a long time.

Yun came to see him so that he knew what he wanted to say, and responded slowly: "Guess." ”

"Smack!"

Dreaming of a slap on the face, Yang Yin swallowed his saliva, as if opening a chatterbox, and was extremely excited: "I'll tell you!" That day, the old man's body was really carried in front of me! As a result, the person carrying the corpse accidentally tripped up! Coincidentally, a strange wind blew at this time, and the white cloth covering the corpse fell to the ground, and the corpse's head turned to my side. ”

"The most terrible thing is that the corpse is still staring at me! The old lady's eyes are glaring! At first glance, you can't see it! I'm scared to have nightmares every night these days! ”

No wonder he was so unlucky, and let him do all the good things.

"You've been unlucky since that day, haven't you?"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes! It's bad luck! It can be described as a chicken flying and a dog jumping!

"First of all, in my house, I could always hear the sound of plastic bags rubbing around in the middle of the night. Then there was the burst of water pipes, the explosion of glass, and even walking would turn around in place twice! Driving, too, can happen at almost every intersection with a wrong-way driver or a motor vehicle running a red light. Even if I drive carefully, I will wipe the edge or fail to catch the green light. ”

"The company is even worse, I have negotiated several contracts with Sang Dong today, as long as I arrange it, all contracts will be yellow! Today, Sang Dong also told me that I should not take over the company's business in the future, just sit in the office and correct the documents honestly. I want to, too, but as soon as I take the pen, the refill will be lost, and the document will be wasted. At the end of the day, the printer's ink was gone, and my documents were still not signed. ”

"The most outrageous thing! Whether I'm eating or drinking, I always get it in my nose! In the past few days, my colleagues in the company have always asked me if the way I eat with my mouth is not suitable, and I have changed to using my nose? I can't describe it in a terrible word now! ”

After speaking, Yang Yin was as deflated as a ball.

He was originally just a driver in Sang Dong's company, but later Sang Dong saw that he was honest and steady, so he transferred him to his side as a secretary.

Not long after he became a secretary, he was afraid that one day Sang Dong would fire him when he came to the fire!

When the time comes, don't say it's a secretary, the driver can't do it!

Yunlai was really sad to see him, and it was not easy to say it too bluntly, so he said: "I don't know if you have heard a sentence called: Red things to avoid mourning, white to do in advance." ”

Yang Yin shook his head: "I haven't heard it, who said it?" ”

Yunlai calmly opened his lips: "Oh, I said it." ”

Yang Yin: ...... so？

"Therefore, the deceased is the greatest, and it is necessary to avoid the first. I guess when you were carrying the body downstairs, someone shouted at you to give way, but you didn't, right? ”

His face changed suddenly: "When I went out that day, the company's personnel called me, and I was wearing headphones at the time, so I really didn't hear anyone shouting behind me." If I had heard, I would not have stood there until the bearers of the corpses had passed me. ”

Sure enough, he didn't avoid it, which made the old lady unhappy.

"This matter is not difficult to handle, and it is not very tricky to deal with, as for whether to deal with it, it still depends on Secretary Yang yourself."

"Deal with it! Of course it has to be dealt with! I've been out of luck for days! I don't want to be unlucky forever! ”

After speaking, he looked at Yunlai in hindsight.

He remembered that the uncle who called to recognize his relatives said that his little lady was a mountain doll living in Poguan.

But after talking about these three or two sentences, she doesn't look like a mountain doll at all, but like a gentleman?

The contrast is a bit stronger.

Looking at her vigilantly, Yang Yin hesitated for a while before asking her tentatively: "Miss, you... How do you know so much about something? You're not a liar, are you? ”

In contemporary society, science is everywhere! Those who dare to talk about these things are either liars or believers!

What's more, a teenage girl can talk about these things, doesn't make people wonder if she is a liar or a god?

Yunlai shook his hands, sighed, and stabilized the old dog: "You know, I am an orphan, I live in Poguan on the top of the mountain, and the whole mountain on our side, including the nearby villages, and the old people who die every year, not to mention one, two, but also three or four." When I was a child, in order to make a living, I often went to various villages to go to the funeral, and they all invited gentlemen, and I helped those gentlemen by the side, and over time I became familiar with them. ”

Yang Yin had sympathy in his eyes.

I didn't expect the little lady of the Sang family to have such a hard time when she was a child.

"And what rank are you in now?"

On the red and white seats, especially in the countryside, all posts are neighbors and relatives of Shili and Eight Villages.

The uncle in charge, the second mother who cooks, the second master who keeps accounts, and the fourth master who receives gifts.

It can be said that what position you get into depends on your own way!

Yunlai thought about it very seriously!

Her position is really a bit difficult to describe.

It is not appropriate to say that it is a gentleman, and it is inappropriate to say that Huangquan is a guide, for fear of causing misunderstanding, so it is a Taoist priest who betrays his identity.

How so?

Tilting her head, she pondered for a moment: "I don't have any skills, and I have been in a standing guard position for so many years." ”

That's right, standing in front of the mourning team, shouting while scattering paper money: "Suona sounds, filial piety opens the way - the spirit!" Send-"