Chapter 8 Fake Guan Erye

After being beaten for no reason, the young man in white brocade clothes shouted angrily while wielding Fang Tian's halberd to resist: "Hey, you madman, why do you beat people indiscriminately? Qingping the world, Lang Lang Qiankun, is there still a king law in this way? ”

Xue Wuxian was worried that Zhang Feide had killed a good person by mistake, so he hurriedly went over to stop him: "Brother Zhang, stop fighting, he's not Lu Bu!" Lu Bu had already died, and that was hundreds of years ago! ”

"Huh? …… This, it seems to be right, Lu Bu has already died! ”

Zhang Feide's big eyes purred, and then he stopped, but he still angrily said to the young man with a purple and gold crown on his head: "It's all you, you don't look good, you look bad, you make me angry!" ”

When Xue Wuxian and the little beggar heard this, they couldn't cry or laugh, what do you have to do with the Taoist parents in their hearts? didn't recruit you to provoke you, why did you beat people for no reason?

The young man in white said unconvinced: "Who said I don't look good? Growing up, whoever saw me said I was handsome.

Hehe, not bragging, although I am young, I don't know how many girls are fascinated by me! After speaking, he shook his head and put on a handsome look.

How did you know that Zhang Feide kicked it again, his strange eyes widened, and he shouted: "Mini size, you little white face, like Lu Bu, you are all flowery intestines, specializing in bad things!" ”

The man hurriedly fled, muttering as he went, "You madman, I won't make trouble with you!" Hmph, is it wrong to be handsome? Who provoked me? You fake Zhang Fei, you can't die well! ”

When Zhang Feide heard it, he was furious, and he shouted loudly, slapped his horse and chased after him.

Zhang Feide shouted loudly, boomed, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, several horses present were frightened to lie on the ground, and the young man who looked like Lu Bu was also frightened, and after pulling up the war horse in a panic, he hurriedly slapped the horse and fled, anxious like a frightened bird, hurried like a fish that slipped through the net, and the original arrogance was gone.

When Xue Wuxian and the little beggar saw it, they couldn't help but shake their heads and smile bitterly, a reckless man, an unlucky ghost, I don't know how to say yes.

In order to prevent Wang Shulang and them from chasing after them, the three of them continued to pat their horses forward, and the little beggar turned his head and asked, "Brother Zhang, why do you hate that fake Lu Bu so much?" ”

Zhang Feide said angrily: "Oh, this is a long story, my ancestor Zhang Fei had a grudge against Lu Bu during the Three Kingdoms, this person looks the same as Lu Bu, I was annoyed when I saw it, what can I do if I don't beat him?"

Besides, a little white face is not a good thing! ”

Turning his head, he saw that Xue Wuxian was also heroic, so he smirked again: "Huh? …… However, except for Brother Traceless, you little white face is a good person, I'm not targeting you, hehe! ”

Xue Wuxian and the little beggar listened to it, they all smiled, this big old man is coarse, sometimes fierce and mighty, sometimes honest and cute, and some stupid, but he is true and reckless, without any pretentiousness, dare to love and hate, he is a real man.

The three of them were talking and laughing while galloping wildly, and when they reached a fork in the road, they suddenly saw a dignified man riding a donkey and came over.

The man was nine feet tall, dressed in green clothes, with a dignified appearance, red and phoenix eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, a big red face, and three long hairs, which hung down on his chest.

At first glance, that man seems to be Guan Yu Guan Yunchang, who passed five levels and killed six generals during the Three Kingdoms!

It may be that the big man's body is thicker and heavier, and the donkey is too short, and he was actually pressed down by the big man in green clothes and red face, and the little donkey twisted his ass and walked crookedly, extremely difficult, as if he was about to fall down at any time.

The big man riding a donkey makes people look very awkward, looks nondescript, and even a little funny.

It's true, how can such a tall and majestic man ride a little donkey? It's no wonder if it's not crushed! Xue smiled wordlessly.

As soon as Zhang Feide saw the big man, he immediately chased after him, and shouted: "Oh, second brother, wow, I found you!" ”

The little beggar was stunned for a moment, and asked Xue Wuxian and said, "Huh?" Does Zhang Feide know that person? Why do you call him second brother? ”

Xue Wuxian shook his head and said, "I don't know, looking at the appearance of the red-faced man, I shouldn't know it, right?" ”

The little beggar was stunned and said, "Don't know? Since he doesn't know each other, how can Zhang Feide call others the second brother? Strange and so affectionate? ”

"I think, maybe that red-faced man looks like Guan Yu, the hero of the Three Kingdoms, right? So Zhang Feide's mistake was committed again, and he regarded the red-faced man as Guan Yunchang, the second brother of Taoyuan's three alliances, and regarded himself as the third brother Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide, so he called it like this, right? ”

After that, Xue Wuxian sighed unconsciously and said: "Hey, there are strange things every year, there are a lot of them this year, I just got off the mountain today, and when I saw Zhang Feide, I thought he was Zhang Fei!"

Just now, I saw a person who looked like Lu Bu, and he was beaten for no reason.

Now, another person like Guan Yu has appeared! Alas, I wondered, why did so many characters like the Three Kingdoms suddenly appear? Is there any secret or conspiracy in this? ”

"Secrets? Conspiracy? ……”

The little beggar muttered to himself, a layer of clouds appeared on his pure face, and he couldn't help but feel a little uneasy in his heart.

Could it be that the rivers and lakes are in turmoil, and the martial arts are going to change?

Strange, he is just a little beggar for food, how can he worry about those big things? Could it be that his identity is not just a little beggar?

So, what is his true identity? When will he be willing to reveal his true face of Lushan?

Xue Wuxian and the little beggar saw that red-faced man with a dignified appearance, as if Guan Yu was reborn, thinking that he must be a fierce man, like Zhang Feide, who is also a loud person, right?

How do you know, when the red-faced man saw Zhang Feide holding a snake spear and rushing over madly, he was so frightened that he hurriedly wiped his head and left, riding a little donkey to turn back the way he came, and actually fled in the wilderness!

The red-faced man muttered as he fled, "Ah, this big old black man is like a big tiger, and he is scary!" ”

How could Zhang Feide let him run? It's even more like a horse chasing after it. Because the donkey was short and small, and the red-faced man was so heavy that he couldn't walk fast, and his four legs were like twisting Yangge, twisting and pinching, like a toddler, and he couldn't walk much for half a day.

Seeing that he was about to be caught up by Zhang Feide, the red-faced man was in a hurry, so he simply jumped down, picked up the donkey and ran away, running much faster than the donkey.

"Oh, second brother, what are you running? I'm the third brother! ”

Seeing the red-faced man carrying a donkey and running frantically, Zhang Feide was anxious when he saw it, and urged the horse to chase after him while yelling at the second brother not to run.

One of them fled, the other chased, one behind the other, as if they were playing a game of cat and mouse.

"Yo? What does it mean? ”

When Xue Wuxian saw it, he felt funny and funny, and he felt inexplicable, so he couldn't help but laugh, and became curious for a while, so he chased after the little beggar on horseback, wanting to see who the red-faced man was?

Although the red-faced man ran desperately, how could two legs outrun a four-legged horse? What's more, he was still carrying a donkey on his shoulders and a big burden on his back, and it didn't take long for Zhang Feide to catch up.

Zhang Feide jumped off the horse, jumped up and hugged the red-faced man and said, "Second brother, don't run away, I'm looking for you so hard!" As he spoke, he choked up a little and looked very emotional.

Seeing that he couldn't run away, the red-faced man put the little donkey down to the ground, his face turned red, he pushed Zhang Feide away, and said with a little shyness and twisting: "Hmph, I hate it, who is your second brother?" I...... I don't even know you! ”

I didn't expect a dignified-looking man, his expression was so twisted and pinched, like a shy little girl, Xue Wuxian and the little beggar were stunned for a while, and they couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and they didn't know how to say it.

Zhang Feide was also confused for a while, only to feel that the second monk was confused, and only after a long time did he squeak and say: "Second ...... Second brother, what do you say...... How do you talk like a? It should be majestic and heroic, right?! ”

The red-faced man glared at him, twisted his waist like a girl, waved his hand, and said, "Oh, you dead ghost, people have been talking like this since they were young!"

Phew, what's majestic? I'm not unusual! ”

Zhang Feide was even more surprised when he saw him squirming like this, only to feel numb all over, holding his head in his hands and saying, "Oh, second brother, you ...... I can't stand you like this, I ...... I feel like my scalp is numb, my stomach is nauseous, and I am about to vomit......"

Before he could say anything, he vomited and vomited, and the red-faced man hurriedly twisted his ass and walked away, and took out a red handkerchief to cover his nose, looking disgusted.

When Xue Wuxian and the little beggar saw it, they also shook their heads, and couldn't bear to look at them directly.

After vomiting for a while, Zhang Feide wiped his mouth clean, chased after the red face again, and shouted: "Second brother, you really can't talk like a girl, it will kill people, I can't stand it!" ”

The red-faced man glared at him obliquely, and said in a slightly sissy soft voice: "You bastard, I have always said that I have always spoken like this, otherwise what would you tell me to say?" Dislike! ”

Zhang Feide's scalp was numb again, but he still taught painstakingly: "Second brother, you look at it, you want to talk like this!" ”

patted his chest, majestic and high-spirited, learning from Guan Yu's appearance, brushing his beard with his left hand, pointing forward with his right hand, and shouting: "Ah! Who's coming? Hurry up and report the name, Guan Mou will not kill the nameless rats under the knife! ”

He shouted loudly, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and with a boom, he actually scared the red-faced man so much that he lay on the ground with a bang!

When the little beggar saw it, he couldn't help but laugh and giggled: "Oh mom, who are these people?" Such a fierce man was actually scared down by someone's voice? ”

Although the performance of the red-faced man was far from Guan Yu, Zhang Feide still did not give up, helped him up, and painstakingly persuaded him:

"Second brother, you must not be like this in the future, what kind of hero did Guan Yu Guan Yun think back then? He is an old man who has passed five levels and killed six generals, walked thousands of miles and rode alone, and regarded the heroes of the world as local chickens and dogs.

And you look like him, but you're as timid as a mouse, and you squirm like a, this ...... What is this system? It's insulted Guan Yuguan Second Master, and it also insults your stinky skin! ”

Hearing his words, the red-faced man also felt a little embarrassed, and said softly: "Since you said so, then...... Then I'll change it in the future, and I'll be like a man......"