Chapter 13: The Swordsman of the Floating Slaughter
Maybe it's the reason why Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's descendants are respected? Not long after Zhang Feide and the three of them sat down at a table of eight immortals on the second floor, the hot and fragrant food was brought to the table, and a few jars of good wine were served.
Regardless of him, after being idle for most of the day, his stomach was also hungry, and the three of them picked up the meat and vegetables with chopsticks and devoured them.
Because Zhang Feide and Guan Wenchang look like elephants Zhang Fei and Guan Yu, many people who admire the heroes of the Three Kingdoms also came up to see them, as if looking up to the gods, with a look of worship.
After drinking a few large bowls of wine, the strength of the wine came up, Zhang Feide was happy for a while, and said to those admirers: "Hey, do you say that I look like Zhang Fei?" ”
An old man was the first to speak, saying, "Elephant, very like." ”
Zhang Feide was very happy to hear this, took out a few copper coins from his coat pocket, handed them to the old man and said, "Okay, you said that I look like Zhang Fei, I am very happy, and I will reward you." ”
Yo, where is the praise and reward? When a clever young man saw it, he also raised his thumb and praised: "Master Zhang, you have grown up so well, the hero of the Three Kingdoms of Elephants Zhang Fei has flew!" ”
Zhang Feide laughed when he heard this: "Okay, I like others to say that I am like Zhang Fei, little brother, this is a reward for you!" Then he took out a few copper coins and gave them a reward.
People couldn't help but blush when they saw it, they couldn't imagine that it was so easy to make money, this man who looked like Zhang Fei was a dumbfounder, stupid, such a person didn't slaughter for nothing, and he didn't want to be a fool if he was rich, so he stepped forward one after another, and said how Zhang Feide looked like Zhang Fei, it was simply a mold printed.
He also praised how brave he was, and he would definitely surpass Zhang Fei in the future and become a hero of the world, one by one, he spit and flew wildly, and Zhang Feide laughed so much that he jumped and jumped, fluttering, so he threw a lot of money out to reward everyone, and also picked up the Zhangba snake spear and played with it, as if he was Zhang Fei.
Seeing him throwing money so indiscriminately and spending money like flowing water, Xue Wuxian couldn't bear it, so he wanted to persuade him, but Zhang Feide was on the rise, where could he persuade him? I had to shake my head and smile bitterly.
Seeing Zhang Feide throwing a lot of money, Guan Wenchang was even more painful, and he wanted to praise a few words and ask for some reward several times, but because he and Zhang Feide were in the same group, and Zhang Feide still called him the second brother, how could he extort his brother's money? is to be ashamed to speak, can only watch others make money, but helpless, can't help but sigh gloomily.
After people praised Zhang Feide, they talked for a long time, and there was nothing good to say, and the money that should be made was also fished, so they shifted the target and began to praise Guan Wenchang again, saying that if he looks like Guan Yu, he must be a hero of the world, and his achievements will definitely far surpass Guan Yu Guan Yunchang back then.
But Guan Wenchang's performance disappointed them, and in the face of people's praise like lotus flowers, Guan Wenchang replied shyly: "You praise ...... It's okay to praise me, but I tell you, I don't have any money to reward you. It's a no-brainer, but I like to listen to it, hehehehe......"
A man with a crooked neck became angry when he heard this, and scolded angrily: "Hehe, you are big! You don't have money and you want me to praise you? Think beautifully! ”
Another person also said: "That is, you don't have money to reward and still want others to praise you?" Bah, what an iron, not a hair! ”
"That's right, this red-faced man is an iron rooster, look at how bold that Zhang Ye is? That's the real hero! ”……
A stinky scolding, Guan Wenchang scolded him decently, Guan Wenchang was ashamed and annoyed, but he didn't dare to attack, fortunately, Xue Wuxian and Zhang Feide talked and persuaded them, and people shouted, seeing that there was no oil and water to fish, they dispersed and returned to their respective tables to continue eating and drinking.
At this moment, I heard the sound of the stairs, and a man with big ears and shoulders walked upstairs.
That person is more than seven feet long, with two ears hanging down his shoulders, his hands above his knees, his face is like a crown of jade, and his lips are greased.
As soon as Zhang Feide saw that person, he seemed to be in the middle of an evil spirit, and with a loud sound, he rushed over like crazy, pulling the man and shouting: "Big brother, big brother, I finally found you, I found you so hard!" ”
As he spoke, he actually hugged the man and cried, like an innocent child, sincere and touching.
Looking at that person, Guan Wenchang couldn't help but walk over, hugged that person with Zhang Feide, and actually whimpered and sobbed, and wiped his tears from time to time, the expression was a little like a girl, twisting and pinching, Xue Wuxian almost laughed when he saw it.
Looking at the warm scene of the three of them hugging each other and crying, it was extremely warm and emotional, and people seemed to see the three Liu Guanzhang brothers back then, and they couldn't help but sigh and sigh, and some even cried quietly.
Everyone only felt in a trance, and some people couldn't help but look up to the sky and shout: "God, is this a return to the Three Kingdoms era?" Why is Liu Guanzhang here? Why did the three brothers reunite again? ”
When they came over, Xue Wuxian arched his hand to the person who looked like Liu Bei and asked, "The appearance of the foot is dignified and admirable, dare to ask Brother Taigao's surname?" ”
Zhang Feide and Guan Wenchang also looked at him eagerly, they all wanted to know what his name was, his appearance was so similar to Liu Bei, I don't know if he was also surnamed Liu?
"Ahem......"
The man coughed lightly, looked up at the sky, put on a lofty appearance, and said proudly: "I am the great-great-grandson of His Excellency Emperor Jing of Han, Liu Bei Liu Xuande, after Liu Sheng, King Jing of Zhongshan...... After the people, Liu Xuan is also! ”
"Huh? Liu Bei's descendants? ”
Zhang Feide was overjoyed when he heard this, and shouted: "Oh, big brother, I didn't expect that you are also surnamed Liu, and you are also a descendant of Liu Bei, only one word is missing, it is Liu Xuande!"
Haha, Liu Xuan Liu Xuan, Xuanhu Xuanhu, really our big brother! ”
Then he reported the names of himself and Guan Wenchang, and proposed: "Big brother and second brother, we are all descendants of Liu Guanzhang, I can't imagine that we will gather here, why don't we find a Taoyuan, follow the example of our ancestors, and also have a Taoyuan three knots, how about it?" ”
Liu Xuan happily agreed, and said happily: "Wow, I really don't hide it from the two virtuous brothers, the foolish brother has long had this idea, and he also wants to find a hero like Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, and then have a Taoyuan Three Alliances, and then do his vigorous career, so that the world will be praised through the ages, and it will be celebrated through the ages!" ”
"What a fart!"
Before Liu Xuan's words fell, he suddenly heard a loud shout, and a figure rose into the sky, shot up from the first floor, and stood majestically in front of Liu Guanzhang and the others.
The man's face was gloomy, with a long sword on his back, and a bloodstained tiger skin on his body, exuding an evil aura all over his body.
At first glance, Liu Xuan couldn't help but panic, and exclaimed:
"Futu Swordsman!"
"Huh? What? Futu swordsman? ”
The people who were eating and drinking, as soon as they saw the words Futu Swordsman, all exclaimed, and they all looked at the man with a tiger skin on his shoulders in shock.
Xue Wuxian also heard two masters talk about the Futu swordsman, it is said that this person is ruthless, has always been a loner, has a perverse and violent temperament, and kills people if he doesn't like it, but I didn't expect to meet him here.
After the Futu swordsman rushed up, he glared at Liu Xuanguan and Zhang Feide, and sneered: "The three rats, they are not ashamed to speak up here, they actually dare to say what Taoyuan Three Alliances, what did they do to make a vigorous career?" Do you want to live forever?
Ahh Doesn't it look a little like Liu Guanzhang? But here is indiscriminately filling the numbers, pretending to be Liu Guanzhang's descendants?
To put it bluntly, you are just wearing a human skin mask, nothing is great! ”
Seeing Liu Xuan's frightened and trembling appearance, Xue Wuxian couldn't help but secretly laugh, just now he was in high spirits, saying that he wanted to do a big career, but he didn't expect that as soon as the Futu swordsman came, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to say anything, and he was silent.
Zhang Feide also felt a little surprised when he saw him like this, he couldn't imagine that this eldest brother was so timid, so he hurriedly comforted him and said: "Big brother, don't be afraid, with me and my second brother here to protect you, he doesn't dare to do anything to you!" ”
Guan Wenchang heard this and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Three...... Third brother, it's okay for the eldest brother to have your protection, no...... No need for mine! ”
The Futu Swordsman glanced at them and said coldly, "Hmph, as long as I want him to die, no one can protect him!" ”
When Zhang Feide heard this, he couldn't help but be furious, and he stood up, pointed at the man and shouted: "Hey, Futu Swordsman, we are drinking our wine here, talking about us, it's your business, who are you bluffing here?" ”
After that, he picked up the Zhangba snake spear and wanted to duel with the Futu swordsman, the Futu swordsman's body shook, and the long sword behind his back was already in his hand, only to hear the sound, the Zhangba snake spear had fallen to the ground, and Zhang Feide's wrist was already gurgling and bleeding!
It turned out that just now, the Futu swordsman had already pulled out his long sword and stabbed Zhang Feide, and he had already retreated to the same place!
"What a fast sword, such a fast body!"
People couldn't help but exclaim, they didn't see clearly how the Futu swordsman stabbed Zhang Feide, and they didn't even see him draw his sword and attack, but Zhang Feide was already injured, and even the weapon in his hand was dropped!
"What a fast sword!"
Zhang Feide, who had always been hot, also lost his temper, and looked at the Futu swordsman blankly, his eyes full of awe.
After revealing his hand, seeing the shocked appearance of everyone, the Futu swordsman said arrogantly: "Lao Tzu can't get used to you impostors, blowing the atmosphere here, I don't know how thick the sky is!"
Hmph, you're still not convinced, are you? Lao Tzu will let you see the swordsmanship of this swordsman again! ”
The Futu swordsman slapped the table, and a plate of white boiled shrimp in front of Liu Xuan flew up, and the long sword in the right hand of the Futu swordsman swayed, only listening to the sword wind, the long sword turned like a match, and more than ten white boiled shrimp were cut in half by him and fell to the ground one after another.
Zhang Feide saw the corners of his mouth and said disdainfully: "What's so difficult about this?" Isn't it just chopping shrimp? Can it only be regarded as a cook's craft, but also a martial art? ”
"The cook's craft?"
The Futu swordsman smiled coldly, opened his mouth and blew on the air, and the boiled shrimp that fell to the ground flew up lightly.
Immediately, I saw a flash of sword light, and the white scorched shrimp flying all over the sky suddenly disappeared, and it turned out that all of them had been worn on the long sword by the Futu swordsman!