Chapter 15: Three Dozen Lee Bong-first
Tiger Prison Pass Three Heroes Battle Lu Bu, this is a heroic deed that has been passed down through the ages, how many heroes and heroes have been yearning for it throughout the ages, and even those literati and writers are fascinated by this heroic legend, only hating that they were born at the wrong time, and they failed to witness this iron-blooded heroic legend.
And now, in the Fenglin Inn, under the storyteller Tsing Yi boy's colorful narration, people seem to have returned to that period of eventful years, seeing several heroes of the world and fighting on the battlefield.
Just as Zhang Fei vs. Lu Bu was talking, when everyone was fascinated by it, they only heard the sound of the stairs, and a young man in white brocade came upstairs.
This young man is handsome and chic, he is the young man who looks like Lu Bu and has been beaten twice by Zhang Feide, originally he asked Du Hui from the hussar camp to be a helper, and wanted to find Zhang Feide to settle accounts, but Du Hui was killed by Xue Wuxian without a trace.
When the brocade-clothed young man walked into the Fenglin Inn, it happened that the storyteller talked about the plot of Zhang Fei's battle against Lu Bu, and Zhang Feide saw him coming up, as if the soul of the ancestor Zhang Fei was possessed, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately shouted:
"Ah, three slaves, it's good to come! In the past, Liu Guan and Zhang Sanying fought against Lu Bu, and now there are Zhang Fei's descendants who fight against Lu Bu again, look at how I, Zhang Feide, beat you! ”
After that, he rushed over in a hurry, for fear that he would slip away.
When the brocade-clothed young man passed by, he saw that the Fenglin Inn was so lively, and there was a storyteller, so he walked in to take a look, how did he know that the road was narrow, and Zhang Feide was also here, so frightened that he trembled, and he was about to slip away, but it was too late, Zhang Feide pounced like a hungry wolf, grabbed him by the collar and punched him, and roared while fighting:
"Dead Lu Bu, stinky Lu Bu, look how I clean you up!"
People saw that the young man in brocade clothes resembled Lu Bu, and Zhang Feide seemed to be Zhang Fei reborn, at this time, the storyteller happened to tell the joke of the three heroes fighting Lu Bu, so they all regarded them as Zhang Fei and Lu Bu.
Because most people know that although Lu Bu has martial arts, he is a villain who sees profit and abandons righteousness.
No matter how difficult Liu Bei's situation was, Zhang Fei never gave up, loyally followed his eldest brother Liu Bei, and finally assisted Liu Bei to lay down a piece of the country, establish the Shu State, and Wu and Wei Cheng were three-legged.
Zhang Feide grabbed the young man in brocade and beat him violently, and after a while, he beat a handsome guy in the wind of Yushu into a pig's head, and the young man roared angrily while struggling:
"Made, you idiot, why do you keep beating me? My name is Li Fengxian, not Lu Bu!
Say important things three times, my name is Li Fengxian, not Lu Bu, my name is Li Fengxian, not Lu Bu, don't beat me again! ”
"Huh? Hit the wrong person? ”
Zhang Feide was stunned when he heard this, immediately stopped, then slapped his head, and punched and kicked Li Fengxian again, shouting while fighting: "Ahha, you still want to fool me?" Think I'm a big guy and don't know? Lu Fengxian is Lu Bu, and Lu Bu is Lu Fengxian, they are all the same person, but they want to mess around and pestering me, cough, you should fight! ”
Li Fengxian pushed hard and pushed Zhang Feide out, and said with a face full of grievances: "The surname is Zhang, I am not Lu Fengxian!" My surname is Li, my name is Li Fengxian, I am the Li of Muzi Li, not the two-word Lu! ”
"Huh? Muzi Li? So I hit the wrong person? ”
Zhang Feide slapped his head, smiled honestly, and bowed his hand to Li Fengxian: "Haha, Brother Li, I'm sorry, it seems that I really hit the wrong person, and beat you like a pig's head, I'm really sorry, hehe." ”
Just finished apologizing, but in a blink of an eye, he kicked it again, like kicking a ball, and with a bang, Li Fengxian kicked Li Fengxian out of the door on the first floor from the second floor, Li Fengxian fell heavily on the ground, fell dizzy, and when he stood up, he cried unconsciously, pointing at Zhang Feide and scolding:
"Zhang Feide, you bastard, why do you apologize to me again, but you still want to kick me? Knowing that I am not Lu Bulu Fengxian, but he beats me and scolds me again and again, what does this mean? ”
"What do you mean?"
Zhang Feide looked at Li Fengxian and said, "Who told you to look so handsome, so like Lu Bu?" And it's called Li Fengxian? Hmph, it sounds the same as Lu Fengxian, so you just don't like it! ”
When Li Feng heard this, he beat his chest and cried: "Oh my God, what kind of heavenly principle is this? Is it also a sin to be handsome? Besides, I didn't deliberately look like Lu Bu, and I didn't come up with my own name, what does this have to do with me? ”
Seeing that he was crying desolately, Xue Wuxian Guan Wenchang and the young man in green shirts who told the story all felt compassion and came out to persuade him.
Zhang Feide also felt that it was really undesirable to beat others like that, so like a child, he also cried with him: "Lu Feng...... Li Fengxian, I'm sorry, in fact, I didn't mean to hit you, but I hate Lu Bu, but you look like him, so when I saw you, I couldn't help but want to hit you...... Woohoo......"
Seeing him beating and scolding Li Fengxian, crying and laughing, everyone felt laughing and laughing, I don't know what kind of weird person this is?
Xue Wuxian couldn't help but shake his head at Guan Wenchang and smiled bitterly: "Brother Guan, although your third brother is a little reckless, but when his true feelings are revealed, he is like a child, but he is also a little cute. ”
The young man in green shirt who told the story smiled and said, "This is exactly what Zhang Feide is cute, hehehe." ”
Hearing his laughter, Xue Wuxian seemed to feel a little familiar, and suddenly remembered the little beggar, as if the storyteller and the little beggar's voice were quite similar.
If you look closely, you can see that it is tall, short, fat and thin, and it is almost the same as that of a little beggar, quite similar.
It's just that the little beggar has a scar on his face, but the young man in the green shirt has no scar on his face, but there are a few black moles, which are extremely conspicuous.
If it weren't for the different marks and identities on his face, Xue Wuxian would almost suspect that this storyteller was a little beggar!
Li Fengxian cried for a while, and then left angrily, and the other guests were full of food and drink, so they also dispersed and left, and Xue Wuxian invited the young man in green shirts who told the story to come and drink together, and stayed in the guest room of the Fenglin Inn in the middle of the night.
During the conversation, I learned that the young man who told the story was called Qin'er, and Qin'er said that he was at home all over the world, wandering everywhere, and he was very fortunate to be able to make friends with heroes like Shangxue Wuxian and Zhang Feide.
In order to show Liu Guanzhang's deep brotherhood and inherit the love of the ancestors, when staying in the hotel that night, Liu Xuan, Guan Wenchang and Zhang Feide lived in a large room, and Xue Wuxian and Qin'er asked for a small room respectively.
After entering the guest room and closing the door, Xue Wuxian did not immediately go to bed, but went straight to the balcony, took out a futon from the Qiankun ring and put it on the balcony, and then sat cross-legged and practiced.
When he opened his heart and relaxed his whole body, the aura of heaven and earth, which was as thin as the wings of a cicada, like a silver-white moonlight, flowed in from the Baihui acupoints above his head, followed the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, and finally the hundred rivers returned to the sea and flowed into the sea of dantian spirit pool.
And with the continuous pouring of heaven and earth spiritual energy, the already calm spiritual pool qi sea gradually rippled in circles.
The ripples are flooding, expanding more and more, and the spiritual pond is surging, quite a wave/turbulence/surge/surging trend.
Above the head of the snow without a trace, a vortex of aura was formed in an instant.
The whirlpool rotated endlessly, and the pore cells of the whole body gradually opened, like a swimming fish absorbing water, and it was also greedily sucking the aura of heaven and earth.
The aura vortex was centered on the Baihui acupoint on the top of the head, rotating downward from the left shoulder, turning around the body one by one, getting bigger and bigger, and finally forming an aura vortex as high as 100 zhang and dozens of zhang in diameter.
If anyone saw this strange scene, they would definitely be frightened, because the huge aura vortex was like a huge funnel that swirled, enveloping Snow Without a Trace, as if it was about to swallow Snow Without a Trace at any time!
It is completely different from the quiet scene in the snow traceless room, because of running all the way, playing for a day, drinking a lot of wine, and dizzy, Zhang Feide went to the room and lay on the bed, he immediately fell asleep, and snoring, snoring like thunder, the sound moved the four fields, and the whole room was shaking, as if it was about to collapse.
The third brother Zhang Feide didn't care about his snoring, but he startled the eldest brother Liu Xuan, only to see Liu Xuan snoring: "Oh, this pig ......"
I just wanted to talk about the pig's head, but when I saw Guan Wenchang next to him, something was wrong, so I immediately changed my words: "Hey, why does the third brother snore so loudly when he sleeps?" Scare the foolish brother! ”
Actually, what is this? What's even more terrifying is still to come, I saw Zhang Feide, who was sleeping heavily, suddenly turned over, lying on the bed on all fours, and his leopard eyes suddenly opened, shooting out a cold light, and the eldest brother Liu Xuan was so frightened that he fell to the ground!
Guan Wenchang hurriedly helped him up and comforted: "Big brother, don't be afraid, maybe the third brother is awake, right?" ”
called the third brother a few times, but he didn't see any reaction from Zhang Feide, and he still opened his eyes and fell asleep. Guan Wenchang shook his head unconsciously, and said with a wry smile:
"Hey, people say that Zhang Fei opened his eyes wide when he slept, and he didn't expect that his descendant Zhang Feide was the same, and he also slept with his eyes open. Scary, scary! ”
After all, Guan Wenchang, who was dazed, also fell asleep upside down, and snoring like thunder for a while, echoing Zhang Feide from afar, one after another, people who didn't know what they were in, they thought they were on the battlefield where thousands of horses were galloping!
Guan and Zhang snored in a competition, snoring one after another, but their eldest brother was miserable, Liu Xuan lay on the bed, tossing and turning, and couldn't sleep, he didn't feel angry, jumped up, pointed at Guan and Zhang and scolded angrily:
"Ya Du, you two pig heads, you really killed me, such a rumbling snoring, how do you tell me to sleep?!"
Liu Xuan, who couldn't sleep, saw Zhang Feide and Guan Wenchang's package, his eyes suddenly lit up, so he quietly went over and took it and opened it......
At the time of the third watch, there was a sudden knock on the door of Xue Wuxi, and Xue Wuxi, who was sitting on the balcony and cultivating, opened his eyes and asked, "Who?" ”
A familiar and deep voice came from outside the door: "Snow Boy, it's me." ”