Chapter 73: Beauty Drama Monk
Zhang Feide is a bald donkey on the left, and an evil monk on the right, those monks who guard the door are not annoyed when they hear it, and their eyes are wide with anger, as if they are going to eat Zhang Feide in one bite, because these words violate their taboos, and the monks hate others to call them bald asses and evil monks the most.
The monk at the head sneered, and recited the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, the donor not only spoke disrespectfully, but also said that he would break into Shaolin and turn my Shaolin upside down, which is really a big breath!" I don't know what you have to do to turn my Shaolin upside down? ”
Another monk also said angrily: "Since the establishment of my Shaolin, it has been more than a thousand years, and it has stood tall for thousands of years, and no one has ever dared to despise my Shaolin so much. ”
Not to mention that those monks were annoyed, even Xue Wuxian listened to Zhang Feide's words, and he was also bitter in his heart, and secretly said Third Brother, you are really reckless, you are really a troublemaker, and you dare to say such a big thing.
But if you say it, it is like water spilled out, as the so-called water is difficult to collect, and it is useless to regret it, so you have to act at the opportunity, and take one step at a time.
Since Zhang Feide met Xue Wuxi, he fought alone, and he had never seen Xue Wuxian lose to anyone, thinking that Xue Wuxian was invincible in the world, and he had a reliance in his heart.
Moreover, Zhang Feide thought that he was reasonable, thinking that their actions were doing the right thing for heaven and upholding justice, so he spoke more unscrupulously, and at this time, after listening to the words of those monks guarding the door, he shouted: "What? You're not convinced by what I said? If you don't accept it, let's compare and compare, and if there is a kind, let the horse come! ”
"Bah, I'll meet you!"
A short monk came out in response and said angrily: "Let the horse come over, let the horse come, see the real chapter under your hands, and see who has the seed!" ”
Zhang Feide grinned, with a bad expression on his face, and sneered: "Do you have a kind? Even if you really have a seed, you can only thunder and not rain, and you can't sow seeds, hahaha! ”
Zhang Feide's words just hit the sore spot of those monks, because monks can't marry wives and have children, and they really can't sow seeds and reproduce their offspring.
The dwarf monk was furious, shouted, picked up his long stick and smashed it.
"Good time!"
Zhang Feide had already been prepared, picked up the Zhangba snake spear and greeted him, shouting: "Dead monk, I like to fight the most, especially you bald asses who don't do anything in human skin!" ”
"You man is so rude!"
The long stick in the short monk's hand slammed into Zhang Feide's spear, and when there was a bang, sparks splashed everywhere, and the bodies of the two people were shocked, and they involuntarily took a few steps back, and they both looked at each other in surprise.
Zhang Feide is known for his strength and bravery, he couldn't imagine that a short monk would actually shock him to the point of retreating, even Xue Wuxian and Jiang Yueqin saw it, and they were secretly surprised, it seems that Shaolin has stood tall for thousands of years, and naturally has his reasons.
However, Zhang Feide did not flinch because of this, but laughed and said: "Yo, you bald monk still has some strength, not bad, let's do it again, let you also understand how powerful I am!" ”
After saying that, he rose into the air, jumped five or six zhang high, made a trick of Mount Tai pressing the top, picked up the eight snake spears and smashed them down, and shouted: "Kill!" ”
Seeing this, the monk was not to be outdone, picked up a long stick and went up, and shouted: "Go!" ”
Zhang Feide's Zhangba snake spear smashed the long stick, and when there was a bang, the monk seemed to feel that Mount Tai was overwhelmed, and his body couldn't help but kneel on the ground, as if he was kowtowing to Zhang Feide.
Zhang Feide laughed when he saw it: "Hey, hey, don't kneel, I'm not your father, why do you worship me?" ”
Guan Wenchang and Jiang Yueqin couldn't help laughing out loud when they heard this, but Xue Wuxian shook his head and said, "Hey, the third brother is this virtuous, he loves to play poor." ”
Outside the gate of Shaolin Temple, on his own territory, he was beaten to his knees by an outsider, and Zhang Feide laughed at him, the monk was not annoyed and ashamed, and took advantage of Zhang Feide's laughter and defenselessness, picked up the long stick and swept it over, only to hear a click, the long stick was actually broken, and Zhang Feide also sighed, and knelt on the ground!
It turned out that Zhang Feide's feet were injured, and bright red blood flowed out, but fortunately Zhang Feide's bones were hard, otherwise both feet would have been broken!
Xueguan Zhang Yi married Jin Lan, brothers are connected, Xue Wuxian and Guan Wen Chang saw each other, and they were furious, and said in unison: "What a despicable monk, he can't beat others, and he actually plays the means of sneak attack!" As they spoke, they were about to teach the little monk a lesson.
Jiang Yueqin stepped forward and said to Xueguan and the others: "You give me a sweep and let me deal with him!" ”
Xue Wuxian listened, and said in her heart that Jiang Yueqin was a fairy of change, when she used to get along with her, because she disguised herself and deliberately concealed her identity, presumably her strength was also hidden, and now that she has recovered herself, let her take a shot to see how she is doing? So he said: "Qin'er, you have to be careful, don't follow the way of these evil monks!" ”
"Brother Wuji, don't worry, a little monk who secretly attacked, I can still handle it."
Jiang Yueqin smiled and walked towards the monk, since the Cuiliuju inn came out, Jiang Yueqin has shown her true face, at this time she is radiant, peerless, the short monk saw her curling Tingting, walking with a trace of dust on the soles of her feet, as holy as a lotus fairy, she couldn't help but be stunned and salivate!
"Thief Monk!"
Seeing his lustful appearance, Jiang Yueqin was extremely disgusted, but she still looked like a spring breeze, and said to the monk with a smile: "Little monk, do you see the beauty of my feet?" Would you like to see my feet? ”
When the monk heard this, his head buzzed, his eyes instantly turned red like blood, his breathing became short, and he said in a loud voice: "If you want to see it, the little beauty's feet must be peerless, hehehe!" ”
Jiang Yueqin felt sick for a while when she heard this, her jade hand grabbed the hem of her skirt and gently stirred it, and those monks thought that it was spring, and they all stared at it with wide eyes!
Suddenly, a slender jade leg flew out from under the skirt and kicked out like lightning, the short monk only felt a flower in front of him, a gust of fragrant wind hit, ah, he was actually kicked by Jiang Yueqin and flew into the air, slammed to the ground, fell to the ground, fell a dog to chew, ate a mouth full of mud, and unconsciously shouted: "Oh, you dare to sneak attack me by tricks!" ”
Jiang Yueqin smiled, very captivating, and said, "What is a sneak attack?" Didn't you also attack Zhang Feide just now? I call it the way of others, and also govern the body of others, so that you can taste the power of the bottom of the embroidered skirt! ”
When the short monk heard this, he knew that he was at a loss, and he was speechless.
Xue Wuxian saw it, and couldn't help but smile, and said in his heart that Qin'er really had two times, and at the same time, he also understood that when he and Guan Wenchang Zhang Feide, Lu Zilong, Zhuge Changfeng worshiped twice, Jiang Yueqin was obviously also at the scene, but the reason why she refused to bow to them was just because she was a daughter.
Although Zhang Feide's feet hurt unbearably, his heroic nature did not change, and when he saw Jiang Yueqin playing with the short monk, he still laughed and said: "Miss Jiang, what a good example, you are treating others in the way of others, it's really wonderful, hahaha!" ”
Then he said to those monks: "I, you monks, are not good things, all of them are lustful, all of them are/perverts!" ”
When the monks heard this, they couldn't help but be furious, and they wanted to rush over and beat him severely, but he was already injured and couldn't win, so he couldn't bear it.
One of the thin and tall monks came out of the crowd and said to Jiang Yueqin: "I can't see that you are a beautiful girl like a flower, but you have a unique skill, let the little monk teach the girl how to move!" ”
After that, I couldn't help but say it, I used a trick of a vicious tiger to dig out my heart, and I actually bullied myself and rushed forward, and reached out to grab Jiang Yueqin's chest!
"Despicable and shameless!"
Xueguan Zhang and the three of them scolded in unison, Jiang Yueqin also changed color, only to see her stretch out her hand and wipe her face, the face of the flower and the moon was gone, replaced by a kind face, like a monk.
The big hand of the tall thin monk was about to grab Jiang Yueqin's chest, but when he saw the face with kind eyebrows and long beard, he screamed, as if he had been shocked, and immediately retracted his hand, knelt on the ground, and said in a panic: "Abbot! ”
It turned out that Jiang Yueqin used the method of changing her face, and instantly turned into the appearance of the Shaolin abbot Ci'en Master, and the monk thought that their abbot had suddenly come, so he was so frightened that he lay on the ground and kowtowed to Jiang Yueqin.
When the three Xue Guan Zhang brothers saw it, they couldn't help but laugh, and at the same time, they were deeply impressed by Jiang Yueqin's stunt of changing her face, and Xue Wuxian murmured: "What a piano, worthy of being a fairy of all kinds of changes!" ”
The thin and tall monk kowtowed a few heads, suddenly felt that something was wrong, looked up, and saw that although the face of the person in front of him was quite similar to their abbot, it was the daughter body of the light veil, and then he heard the laughter of Xue Guan Zhang and the three of them, so he knew that he was fooled, so he jumped up and shouted: "Bold demon girl, you dare to use witchcraft, play with poor monks, watch and fight!" ”
With a palm on the ground, he slapped it over, Jiang Yueqin didn't fight back, and flew out lightly like catkins with the help of the other party's palm wind.
"Where to escape?"
The tall and thin monk thought that Jiang Yueqin was going to escape, so he swept his arms and chased after him.
Suddenly, a color practice shot like an arrow, and the thin and tall monk punched out, and with a bang, the color practice burst open, like a trick, and instantly became more than ten color exercises, squirming, like more than ten long snakes, chasing the monk and wanting to bind him!
"Ah, what a girl!"
The tall and thin monk shouted, dancing with his fists and feet, and hurriedly struck at those colored exercises, but those colored exercises were as soft as cotton, and they were not forced, and it was useless to let the fists and feet rain down.
And that's not all!
Suddenly, the tall and thin monk felt his neck tighten, and a feeling of suffocation came, it turned out that his neck was wrapped around a ribbon!