Zhang Feide glared at him and muttered, "Second brother, why don't you have a sense of humor?" Am I not kidding? ”

Suddenly, he raised his voice and shouted: "Ah, if you don't die, there will be a blessing in the future!" ”

Zhang Feide snorted, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, which startled Guan Wenchang and Jiang Yueqin, Jiang Yueqin chased after him angrily, and scolded while patting the swollen bag on his forehead: "Zhang Feide, what are you talking about?" It's scared to death, it's inexplicable! ”

"Wow, it hurts me!"

Zhang Feide touched the horn-shaped swollen bag on his head, and ran away, Jiang Yueqin did not give up, and chased after him. For the rest of his life after the catastrophe, he was in a particularly good mood, his childlike innocence was restored, and Xue Wuxian and Guan Wenchang also laughed and chased after them.

Under the Tiandao Peak, the deep valley is unfathomable, looking up, only to see the clouds and fog around the sky.

But under the valley bottom, there is no cave, strange stones stand in a forest, the deep valley is quiet, not only there is a gurgling water, bearded old pines, but also strange flowers and plants, falling flowers and flowers.

Zhang Feide covered the swollen bag on his forehead, and ran forward recklessly, without looking at the road.

Suddenly, it was dark in front of him, and there was a bang, the Venus in front of him fell wildly, and the swollen bag on his forehead was even more painful, Zhang Feide thought that he had hit the stone wall, and he opened his eyes to see that the front was empty, and there was no stone wall, and he couldn't help but wonder: "Huh? What the hell did I hit? ”

At this time, I suddenly heard someone scolding: "Rammer, you are the ghost, you daredevil, what are you doing recklessly?" Hit me dead! ”

Zhang Feide was startled, and hurriedly turned around to look around, except for the three people of Xueguanjiang who were chasing after him, there was no one else, and he thought that he had hit an evil spirit, so he was so frightened that he ran away with his head in his hands, and rushed forward, because he found that there were several piles of dry bones under the valley, thinking that it was the sound of these dry bones.

There was a fluttering sound, and a thing on the ground spread its wings and flew up, Ruicai was like practice, the glow flickered, and someone scolded in an old-fashioned manner: "Oh, you big old man, do you want to trample me to death?" Don't look at the road either! ”

Zhang Feide took a closer look, only to find that a bird was flying in front, the bird was gorgeous, colorful, shining, abnormal divine steed, Zhang Feide thought it was a talking parrot, so he said: "Ah? It turned out to be a starling, you broken bird, you dare to scold me? Believe it or not, I'll punch you to death! ”

The bird immediately retorted and sneered, old-fashioned; "Bah, you're the starling! Hmph, how can it be justified to call me by such an old-fashioned and cheesy name?

Miss Ben is like a flower and a fairy, do you think I'm a starling parrot? Too old and coarse, you don't know, you're still a bastard! ”

Although the colorful bird is scolding, its voice is crisp, like a pearl falling on a jade plate, tinkling, unusually pleasant to the ear.

The swollen bag on Zhang Feide's forehead was unbearable, and he was already on fire, but now he was scolded by a bird, saying that he was a big old man and an eight woman, and he couldn't help but feel angry, and he killed it with a punch, shouting: "You broken bird, it's really annoying, see if I don't kill you!" ”

A punch was blasted, and the fist wind whistled, thinking that it could hurt the colorful colored bird.

How did you know that the colorful bird spread its wings and flew up, opened its mouth, and with a snort, it spit out a slender wind blade, like a transparent long sword, brushing the ground and slashing down!

"Huh?"

Zhang Feide exclaimed, and a burst of pain came, and he found that his fist was bleeding, and he was actually cut by the wind blade!

"That's amazing!" Zhang Feide couldn't help but scream, hugging his head and running away.

"You know it's amazing, right? You big black pig, how dare you mess with Miss Ben? Hmph, look how I clean up your rammer! ”

The colorful bird did not give up, spread its wings and fly, and its gorgeous wings drew out a series of colored lights, like a chicken pecking rice, and kept pecking at Zhang Feide's head with its sharp mouth, pecking blood, and the two big swollen buns bulged up a few small meat buns, looking nondescript, extremely funny and funny.

Xue Wuxian flew behind him, and happened to see the process of the colored bird scolding and attacking Zhang Feide, seeing that its feathers were colorful, and there were a few slender green feathers at the tail, thinking it was a five-colored luan bird.

Suddenly, remembering that when he was on the lonely mountain, Master Situ Jian once told him about an extremely rare spirit bird, he couldn't help but lose his voice and said, "Oh? The legendary heavenly spirit bird, is there really one in the world? ”

"What? Isn't that a parrot or some kind of luanbird? How do you call it a celestial spirit bird? ”

Jiang Yueqin flew over and looked at the colorful bird, her eyes were colorful and full of curiosity.

Xue Wuxian said: "Listen to my master, the Heavenly Spirit Bird is a kind of spirit bird, smarter than parrots, they can not only speak, but some can also cultivate skills, this colorful bird actually spit out the wind blade to attack the third brother, it must be a Heavenly Spirit Bird!" ”

The colorful bird used both its mouth and claws, and was attacking Zhang Feide, and after listening to Xue Wuxi's words, he immediately turned around and flew over, and said happily: "Ah, the handsome guy still knows the goods, and knows that Miss Ben is a heavenly spirit bird." Well, kiss one first! ”

The Heavenly Spirit Bird drew a dazzling colored light, spread its wings and flew over, kissed Xue Wuxian on the face with its slender and slender pointed beak, and then stood happily on Xue Wuji's shoulder, a pair of smart little eyes looked at Xue Wuxian with dripping eyes, obviously interested in this graceful young man in white.

Seeing that the Heavenly Spirit Bird actually kissed Xue Wuxian a bite, Jiang Yueqin couldn't help but exclaim: "Oh, you bird, how can you be like this?" It's not legal for you to do this! ”

The Heavenly Spirit Bird blinked her little eyes, and said with a smile: "Little girl, don't worry, people and birds can't be combined, I won't snatch love and rob your lover!" ”

"What? Call me a little girl? A bird calls me that, it's too old-fashioned, isn't it? ”

Jiang Yueqin was angry in her heart, and Guan Wenchang also felt incredible, but Zhang Feide touched the wounds on his head and fist, staring at the Heavenly Spirit Bird with some annoyance, eager to slap it to death.

Seeing Zhang Feide's expression, the Heavenly Spirit Bird opened his mouth, and a transparent wind blade shot out, and said disdainfully: "Big old black, ramming goods, don't accept it?" If you don't accept it, let the horse come, let's fight for 300 rounds! ”

After suffering a big loss before, Zhang Feide had already been prepared, and when he saw the wind blade shooting, he jumped up, and a dog jumped away.

The wind blade couldn't shoot Zhang Feide, it shot on a branch next to it, and with a click, it actually cut off the branch and fell down with a bang.

"Huh? A little bird actually challenged the tall and mighty Zhang Feide? Jiang Yueqin sneered, her eyes widening in surprise.

"Oh? His name is Zhang Feide? It turns out that this rammed goods are big old Zhang, and it's not a big deal, phew. The Celestial Spirit Bird muttered.

Xue Wuxian stretched out his hand to stroke the colorful feathers of the Heavenly Spirit Bird, and said with a smile: "You bird, you are quite humorous and funny, haha!" ”

The Heavenly Spirit Bird raised its little head, put on a cool expression, looked very spirited, and said proudly: "Of course, this is a must!"

Well, that...... This girl is not only funny and humorous, but also rich in learning, like a river, she can recite poems against her, don't believe me to recite a poem to you. ”

The heavenly spirit bird chirped, coughed, cleared its throat, and actually shook its head and chanted Li Bai's general wine: "You don't see the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, rushing to the sea and not returning;

You don't see the sad white hair of the high hall mirror, the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk, and life must be happy, don't make ...... What's the matter? ”

How can a bird sing poetry? Xue Guan Zhang and Jiang Yueqin were both amazed, and looked intently at this gorgeous and picturesque colorful bird.

Seeing that it was stuck for a while, and couldn't remember the following verses, Xue Wuxian continued to chant: "Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon, I am born to be useful, and the daughter will come back after being scattered......"

"Yaha, you can also chant poetry, the handsome guy is so handsome!"

Like a naughty boy, the heavenly spirit bird danced with joy, and with a lift of his neck, he continued the following verses, and chanted in a subdued voice: "Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure will require three hundred cups of drink." Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng, will enter the wine, and the cup will not stop. Sing a song with you, please listen to it for me. The bells and drums are not expensive enough, but I hope that I will not wake up after being drunk for a long time......"

This kind of scene of people and birds versus poetry is rare in ancient and modern times, and Guan Zhang Qin'er and the three of them were all stunned!

After reading a poem, the heavenly spirit bird happily said to Xue Wuji: "Handsome guy, you can also write beige poems?" Hehe, the general wine written by Mi Bai is well written! Oops, I finally met a soulmate, you are very talented, I love you to death! ”

The bosom friend was hard to find, the heavenly spirit bird was so excited that it couldn't help but wrap its wings around Xue Wuji's neck, it was a wild kiss, making Xue Wuxian embarrassed, and the expression on Jiang Yueqin's face was also weird.

After it calmed down, Xue Wuxian corrected: "Heavenly Spirit Bird, the poem we read just now was written by Li Bai and will enter the wine.

Remember, it's Li Bai, not Mi Bai; It's the general's wine, not the general's wine! ”

"Oh, what's this?"

The voice of the heavenly spirit bird sounded like a wind chime, and I saw it shaking its head and saying with a big grin: "What Li Bai Mibai, Jiangjin Wine and General Wine, are they all the same?" Don't care about these details, everyone just understands! ”

Inexplicably, the Heavenly Spirit Bird actually felt a sense of pity for Xue Wuxi, patted Xue Wuxian with its gorgeous and soft wings, and asked sweetly: "Handsome guy, what's your name?" In the future, just call me Ling'er, you don't need to call it Tianlingniao, it looks like it's out of sight, isn't it? ”

"Okay, my name is Xue Wuxie, so I'll call you Ling'er."

The Heavenly Spirit Bird was elated, as if he had been a good friend for many years, patted Xue Wuxian on the shoulder and said, "Brother Trace, let's hit it off at first sight, let's go, I'll give you a meeting gift!" ”

What? Brother Scar? Calling so affectionately? Jiang Yueqin couldn't help but feel a little jealous, and her heart was a little sour.

The heavenly spirit bird spread its wings and flew, leading the four of them through the vast valley bottom. This bird knows quite human nature, and when she saw Jiang Yueqin's expression, she turned back to her and said: "Little girl, don't be jealous, I hit it off with Brother Zhen at first sight, just sympathizing with each other, I have no other thoughts about him, don't be so petty, when the time comes, I will send you another gift, which can help you step into a new realm, let you be reborn, and go to the next level, this is a great opportunity!" ”